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THE UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN
SUNDAY, SEPT. 12, 1935
1. 8
University Daily Kansan
Official Student Paper of THE UNIVERSITY OF KANSAS Lawrence, Kansas
Editor-in-Chief
Alison Van Meech
Editor, Gladys Elison
Assoc Editor
Arcone Editorial
Sunday Editor
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Telexer editor
Edward K. Cushman
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17, 1916, at the post office at Lawrence,
Kansas, under the post of March 8, 1917.
A CALL FOR AID
Pestilence and hunger! This time the cry is heard not from war-infested Europe or famine-stricken Asiatic countries, but from a section of Kansas where floods have left many desistute and have created a danger of disease and death. Families face suffering through the winter as a result of the toll of swollen streams.
This week students of the University will have an opportunity to come to the aid of their needy fellow-Kansans. They will have a chance to sacrifice of few of their luxuries and comforts to provide destitute families with the bare necessities of life, food clothing, and shelter.
Surely there are not many who can not heed this call. Those who believe in the charity of the Good Samaritan can certainly find some means of following his example. They who believe that charity should begin at home have a wonderful opportunity to back up their stand. Even relatives or friends may be in need of aid.
K. U. did its bit during the war through the Red Cross and other organizations. The University contributed liberally to the Near East relief, and helped foreign students to continue their studies. Surely pride cannot allow this university to fall in aiding the people of its own state, including many of its own graduates and former students, in this home of need.
Animals react to music, a writer in a recent newspaper article tells us. Perhaps that explains the numerous contortions and twists exhibited at a Varsity dance.
What would happen to security rush if the tea crop should be a complete failure one of these years?
BELIEVE IT OR NOT
Faculty members are human beings—yes, really, they are.
Freshmen may not think this statement is true after the terrors of enrollment. But we maintain it at the risk of disillusioning those who have a preference for instructors, considered far above the common herd. Furthermore, any upperclassman who has kept his eyes open and his wit about him can testify to the truth of this observation.
No, that dignified instructor who seems so far above the fobiles and families of the rest of us, is in reality the proud father of several prospective K. U., students. He will even, on occasion, condescend to talk about the baby's health and Junior's progress in school. If he takes a fancy to you he may even invite you over to see the rising young Jayhawkers.
The stern faculty member who seems full of nothing but dry old dates is, in reality, a confirmed baseball fan while that seemingly hardened tyrant is the kindest-hearted man in the world if you approach him right. The art of that approach you must learn for yourself.
Yes, the faculty members are honest-to-goodness human beings. As final proof, we have even known certain ones to use "nin't" and "don't" at times. Such overpowering evidence cannot be ignored, even by a freshman.
The feminine members of the faculty are human, too. They wait for manicures and marcels like the rest of us, bob' his hair, wear knickers, and even read the latest best-sellers. Some of them even have a passion for pink and for ice cream sodas.
In these days when one's faith in proverbs is being constantly shattered, the sheerir "who KILED Two With One Hand" should be elevated to the status of a national hero at the very least.
What a blessing that there are lasses in which to rest after the ush week storm!
Chaucer
His stature was not very tall,
Luke he wan, his legs were small,
Hound within a stock of red
A huttened bonnet on his head,
From under which did hang, I weave,
Silver hooves both bright and shone,
His beard was white, trimmed round,
His countle cowltie and merry
A Steeleclover Jacket large and wide,
With many pleats and skirts Side.
Of water Chamlet did he wear,
A whittell by his belt he bear,
His shoes were corned broad before,
His baskbone at his side he wear,
And in his hand he hore a book,
Thus did this ancient Poet look.
—Robert Greene.
The administrative committee of the Graduate School will meet in the Graduate School office, room 201 C. Administration, Monday, Sept. 30.
S. B. DAINS, Acting Dean.
The following men are to report for first trials at room 16, Centra Administration; from 3:20 to 5:0 m., m., Monday, Sept. 29;
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Val. VIII  Sunday, September 19, 1926 No.
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GRADUATE SCHOOL ADMINISTRATIVE COMMITTEE:
MEN'S GLEE CLUB:
R. A. Grimes, M. L. Hamilton, l. J. Hedges, K. R. Hepp, F. W. Hooper, A. R. Kotman, P. O. Fornbush, C. L. Paxson, C. R. Shen, F. X. Sheg, J. F. Simon, J. S. Weich, W. R. Whidow, L. L. Williams, E. D. Wimmer.
The following, called for the second time for first trials, are to report in room 10, central Administration, from 8:30 to 9:30 p.m. on Monday,
A. G. Batcher, G. W. Day, C. E. Gregg, H. J. Goldstein, R. G. Hull,
B. K. Batchter, M. L. Bowers, D. R. Kendler, R. G. Kentel, G. R.
Kentel, M. Woolfitt, M. J. Steinberg, G. Tera
THOMAS A. LARREMORE, Director.
Word has been received of the marriage of William L. Roach, M. D. 25; to Mary Cox, of Cinquintine, Ohio, on which they will make their home in Cincinnati.
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P. S. But Majorie didn't have any larger wardrobe than Ethel or Helen. She just kept everything new-looking by letting us dry clean it often.
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Ethel: isn't it remarkable what an appearance Majorie always makes?
Helen: You'd think her husband was the reason why they passed the income tax law.
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A meal at the Virginia Inn is perfection itself.
It has been said that a man would walk a mile for a Camel.
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We clean everything you wear but your shoes
BETTER HURRY
Seats are now selling rapidly for the
24th University Concert Course
The World's Greatest Musical Talent Offered to Lawrence People At a Price - Amazingly Small
Season ticket holders will hear___
KANSAS CITY LITTLE SYMPHONY 23 Sterling Musicians
ALFRED CORTOT—Pianist One of the Pianists of the World
EFREM ZIMBALIST—Violinist
An Artist Known Wherever Music Is Heard
MARIA KURENKO—Coloratura Soprano of the Metropolitan Opera—A Russian "Patti"
MINNEAPOLIS SYMPHONY
ORCHESTRA
Again Returning in TWO Superb Concerts
With Distinguished Solists.
RICHARD CROOKS—Tenor
Λ Sensational Success This Past Season—
Λ Voice of Rarest Beauty.
Season ticket holders have priority reservation of seats for the following Extra Attractions—
MANHATTAN OPERA CO.
With Celebrated Cast and Symphony
Orchestra.
PAVLEY-OUKRAINSKY BALLET In Probably Greatest Musical Event of the Season.
Also
PERCY GRAINGER— Master Pianist and Composer-Re engaged After Triumph of Last Season.
Season Tickets - $5 and $6 According to Location
Seats reserved by mail only in order of receipt
Send Check and Self-Addressed Stamped Envelope to University Concert Course - School of Fine Arts
DO NOT DELAY IN SENDING IN YOUR ORDER IF CHOICE SEATS ARE DESIRED
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