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THE UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN
THURSDAY, SEPT. 16, 1926
University Daily Kansai
Official Student Paper of
THE UNIVERSITY OF KANSAS
Lawrence, Kansas
Editorial Staff
Editor-in-Chief
Alice Van Mansen Editor
Associate Editor
Jonathan White Editor
Champus Editor Robert Shipman
Cambus Editor Robert Shipman
Night Editor Katrina Watson
Night Editor Rushan Wadia
Philippine Editor Darryl Tikkan
Pilipig Editor Daniel Lawrie
Animal Editor Lawrence Pine
Business Staff
Advertising Manager Wm. Elden Hyssenen
Asst. Advertising Manager Clarence E. Mundt
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TREFF Board Members
Mary Eleanor Filkin Nadine Millie
Earl Stirrup Gertrude Sarope
Flory Russell John Rohn
Telephones Business Office K. U. 6
News Room K. U. 7
Published in the afterword, *Face time at week and on Sunday morning by* stationers in the department of Journalism of the University Press or the Press of the Department of Journalism.
Entered an second-class mail matter between
september 17, 1910, at the post office at la-
rance, Kansas, under the net of March 4, 1910.
THURSDAY, SEPT. 10, 1926
A WARNING
In the mad hurry and hustle of rush week, registration and enrollment, students are prone to forget the existence of all traffic rules. They forget that there is a speed limit, that riding on the running-boards is forbidden, and that cars cannot be parked without lights after sundown. Most of all, do they forget the presence of those on foot—no inconsiderable part of the Hill population.
Every year there is a profound regard of all the Lawrence regulations at the opening of school. Sometimes it takes the shock of a serious accident to bring drivers to a realization of what they are doing. Often there is a needless waste of human life because of envious drivers. Sometimes it takes courage vigilance on the part of traffic officers that the lives of those who walk may be safe.
Already the warning has been issued that if the present situation shows no improvement, drastic action will be taken by Lawrence police officials. That is all that should be necessary. Students are no longer children. Consideration for others should have been instilled as a criminal principle long ago. That principle and the warning should be sufficient. If it is not, then more stringent measures will be lifted immediately.
ON YOUR TOES!
Today, the old grind so familiar to the upperclassman begins again. Notebooks are carefully dusted, fountain pens hastily cleaned and filled or shiny new ones are proudly fastened to covers, a new supply of blotters is obtained, and all is in readiness for work to start.
From now on the whistle will announce the close of each class whether it be a tiresome lecture, a stirring argument, or an hour of hard laboratory work. Some instruction will obey its summons; others will not. Students will fume as they have in the past, wishing they had one rolled in a class where the teacher had a little less fondness for the sound of his own voice.
"Howlidia hit that quirk?" will soon be a standard expression. "I certainly had a good sleep last hour." "When you goin' to the library?" "I musta been crazy to take that course—a term paper and three whole books to read besides the text." "Got your Botany lesson today?" "Aw, let's don't study, let's go down and get a 'coke.'"
Football is already in the air; try-outs for this or that organization loom closer; clubs announce the first meetings of the year; the first convexion is scheduled; and soon there will be railways. School begins in earnest today—school with all its work and gaiety, its many trials and passing pleasures. All in all, there's nothing else quite like it.
We still believe that the best course that could be offered in the University is a compulsory course in penil sharpening for women.
"Now that my daughters have gone away to college, the light bill has increased 25 per cent," confesses father.
Optimist: A Kansan solicitor.
ALL UNIVERSITY CONVOCATION;
The first all-university conversation will be held in Robison gymnasium at 10 o'clock Friday, morning, Sept. 17.
Vcl. VIII Thursday, September 10, 1968
Copy received from the Chancellor's office until 11:30 a.m.
OFFICIAL UNIVERSITY BULLETIN
Vol. III  Thursday, September 16, 1926    No. 5
MISSIONARY MUSEUM
E. H. Lindley.
RHADAMANTHI:
Dharmanandha will hold a brief business meeting Thursday evening, Sept. 10, in the Little Theatre in Green Bay. All members are requested to attend.
HEN'S GLEN CLUB CANDIDATES:
The following men are requested to report Thursday, Sept. 16, from 6 p.m., in room 10, central Administration, for first trial:
to 6 p. h., in tomahawk, central Administration, for first trimester.
B. J. Hampton, I. H. Gouldman, W. G. Baldarre, L. W. Brewhacken, B. L. Humphrey
The following men are requested to report Friday, Sept. 17, from 4 (1) in room 10, room 13, Central Administration for first trial.
F, G. Eurich, R. W. Cusradan, G. W. Dway, K. R. Gussolik, R. G. Hill,
D. E. Jaminon, P. A. Johnson, J. R. McHery, P. H. McKinley, J.
E. McMullen, D. Ohlkanen, J. G. Shaw, C. E. Terrey. Also such as re-
ceive perennial notices.
Last year's members please fill out our cardent at Professor Larrone's office, 201 Green hall. These tours will be called later.
T. A. Larremore, Director
The most prominent song around
fraternity houses the day before
pliding hour must be "Button,
button, button," which reds the button.
Payroll must be signed before the evening of Sept. 17.
Kael Kluge.
PAY ROLL.
"Displays of Extension Division and Diem P. F. Walker to Be Featured" in a Korean headline. Exhibit A. and B we promote.
Consider the college bid. It may be a four year loan, but it takes crust
two necessities—your daily doze and your Daily Kansas.
Student Stationery
Eaton's Highland Linen Parchment with NEW University Seal at only One Dollar a box. Beautiful paper and fine quality.
University Book Store
Harl W. Bronson, Prop.
803 Massachusetts.
There's really no better place than
"Brick's"
Oread
Cafe
Just a step from the campus
for a light
mid-eventing lunch.
Chocolate multes
that satisfy
Where students go
Fountain Pens
Stationery (Crested and Plain)
Laundry Boxes
Brief Cases
Memory Books
Pennants
Pillow Tops
Textbooks and School Supplies
For—
The first week of school could aprioriably be called Dad's Week—it's all on him anyway.
Store No.1 14th & Ohio
Store No. 2
12:37 Oread
The Call to Voyage
I know not where the white road
ran, nor what the blue hills
are;
For the river calls and the road calls, and oh! the call of bird!
But a man can here the nun for friend, and for his guide a star;
and ok! the call of bird!
You enter the long horizon lie and
And there's an end of voyaging when
once the voice is heard.
the young ships still罢; and come I may, and go I must, and if men ask you why.
their help wagged and way
the old ships drawn to home again.
we may put the blame on the stars and the sun and the white rose
and the sky!
Gerald Gould, in "The Lure of the
Sen."
Book Notes
Helen Woodward (Mrs. W. E. Woodward) has written the story of her twenty years in the business world and Harpers will publish her book, "Through Many Windows," on Sept. 17. Like her famous husband, author of "Bunk," Mrs. Woodward given to dobunking. When she returned last year, she was a sneeze patient for two weeks. York City. Her experiences and impressions tell the story of a modern business woman's life.
The companion books by James Harvey Robinson and James Henry Brunet will be published on Sept. 13, Harper & Brothers announce, mr. Robinson's book is called "The Ordeal of Civilization"; Professor Joseph Kavanagh calls it "Civilization"; The set is entitled, "The Human Adventure." The books
Some Nifty Student Pipes—
Novelty Pipes in many different styles W D C and Demuth Bruyeres
Rankin's Drug Store 11th and Massachusetts
Step in and see them while you are down town.
Sheaffer and Parker Pens
present a history of man's achievements from the earlier times to the present, as viewed by two of the distinguished modern late tortures.
John Doe Passison has stopped working on a new play long enough to write a pamphlet which will be distributed by the Civil Liberization in defense of Justice and Virtue. He is charged with the murder charge against them is
an anti-Communist compariy, *Do Passo?* just-published play, "The Garbings: Man," is to be produced in Prague in the near future.
Professor and Mrs. F, J. Hulbert have returned from their summer vacation spent at the summer camp of their daughter Fredricka, at Naplee Marine. During the first part of the trip, she taught an student in Northwestern University.
The Jayhawk
Pinx $1.00 to $3.50
Ringe $3.00 to $5.00
Chirms $1.50 to $5.00
Compacts $2.50 to $10.00
Knives $2.50 to $10.00
Book Marks $1.50
Paper Knives $1.50
Large Buttons 25c
Stickers 5e
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BIG LINE OF K. U. JEWELRY AND NOVELTIES HEADQUARTERS FOR K. U. STUDENTS
Seats are now selling rapidly for the
BETTER HURRY
24th University Concert Course
The World's Greatest Musical Talent Offered to Lawrence People At a Price - Amazingly Small
Season ticket holders will hear___
EFREM ZIMBALIST — Violinist
An Artist Known Wherever Music Is Heard
KANSAS CITY LITTLE SYMPHONY
25 Sterling Musicians
ALFRED CORTOT — Pianist
One of the Master pianists of the World
MARIA KURENKO— Coloratura Soprano of the Metropolitan Opera—a Russian "Patti"
MINNEAPOLIS SYMPHONY ORCHESTRA Again Returning in TWO Superb Concerts With Distinguished Solists.
RICHARD CROOKS—Tenor
A Sensational Success This Past Season—
A Voice of Rarest Beauty.
Season ticket holders have priority reservation of seats for the following Extra Attractions—
MANHATTAN OPERA CO.
With Celebrated Cast and Symphony
Orchestra.
PAVLEY-OUKRAINSKY BALLET In Probably Greatest Musical Event of the Season.
PERCY GRAINGER—Master Pianist and Composer-Re-engaged After Triumph of Last Season.
Also
Season Tickets - $5 and $6 According to Location
Send Check and Self-Addressed Stamped Envelope to University Concert Course - School of Fine Arts
Seats reserved by mail only in order of receipt
DO NOT DELAY IN SENDING IN YOUR ORDER IF CHOICE SEATS ARE DESIRED
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