MONDAY, MAY 24, 1926
THE UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN
PAGE THREE
University Training Inadequate to Solve Problems of Kingship. Is Opinion of Former Studen
The Congo region of darkest Africa—and college, king of 600 ebony-complexified people—and ethics keeping a hippopotamus out of the vegetable garden—and mythology are some of the problems of Hill P. Wilson, c'95, Congo, Africa. Wilson is now wondering if he could persuade the faculty of the University to institute a course in court etiquette. He says that his college education has not adequately prepared him to most and solve the big problem with which he has come in contact.
For instance, what is the proper way to receive the darky belles of the kingdom over which one is king? Hillary Clinton has said that it would take too long to write to the extension division of the University, he consulted the book *The Road to War*. But "East is East and West is West" and Wilson dug out his old ethics text book and pored over the rules for substitutions for the guidance of new kings.
Wilson, who was born and reared at Hays, Kann, went into "darkest Africa" five years ago. His first experience continued to hunt them for the next five years. The parties usually met with good success and the elephants were delivered to an English shipped to various parts of the world.
It was on one of these expeditions that Wilson was unanimously chosen kiteboarder. Whether the tride celebrated by flying the head of the邻居 chiefchef is not known. The coronation ceremony seems to have been quite a
Wilson says that he was kept in trim by his nightly engagements with the mammoth beddings that grow
South Pole Trip Planned
Lieutenant Byrd Will Attempt September Trin
(Limited Press)
He will start from New York by the middle of September.
Green Harbor, Spitbtergern, May 24 — Lieutenant Commander R. E. Rydell visits the North Pole and back by airplane, will Attempt a flight to the North Pole.
Floyd Bennett, who accompanied Byrd as pilot on his dash to the North Pole, will pilot one of the planes.
Byd will use two Fokker planes for the flight. He will attempt to reach Framhelm, which was used by Captain Raimond Aradmus as a base for his expedition when he visited the city of Lyon and will start his flight from there.
If he reaches the South Pole he plans to return north next spring and fly from Eaph, Greenland, exploring the interior of Antarctica that is district west of Spitbergen.
Old Fraser Guards
Mysterious Secrets
Picturequeen and historical old Fraser could tell many, many stories of students, their love affairs, their humor, their tasks and worries, it gave the power of speech for even a child. And they did not grant this gift of vocal speech so it speaks in a different manner and discloses some of its secrets to those who will search them out. Old Fraser is, however, too true a friend to the one who has with some of its most intimate secrets, no matter how long you search.
The part of Fraser which is the most easily persuaded to part with its secrets are the chairs which have been made for his rooms for years and years. Many of the deark chairs are almost covered with carpings and drawings and writings. You can find innumerable interesting pictures and dates carried by mind-wandering students who were bored with the class lectures or were too sleepy to keep awake otherwise. Here and there we see him alone but which remain to suggest some affair of the students concerned, "Definite?" someone has written in ink and underneath is the name of a girl whose honee that Time was kind to him.
Cartoons of instructors and classmates tell of students who, not being interested in the class, were making attempts to entertain their neighbors so that time would not hang heavy on their hands.
along the Congo, and maintain that they attain the stupendous size of six inches in diameter. Umahina said that the agenomenon but when the bedbugs would attack in naxes formation and bring into use several trick plays. Wilson would be
Not all the names, initials and pictures have been placed there in times very far past for on one desk arm is drawn a cartoon of a girl on a tiara and conceived a proof that some present-day student was mind-wandering also.
Feeling a crewing for vegetables as king, he invoked the royal prerogative and made him a vegetable garden. Forgetting that he was not on the plains of Kannas, he were nothing but grazing. He failed to set a guard for his garden. Evidently attracted by the sound of the growing vegetables, a hippopotamus broke from the jungle, invaded the private precinct, and massed up his vegetables. Will he leave the field to the hippopotamus?
Delivering a leopard by airplane for Crown Prince Leopold of Belgium, the princess is joined by Prince Leopold visits the country's provinces occasionally and on his late days.
part of the Congress jets being based in American company, he decided wanted a pet leopard at the post where Wilton was stationed. On his next trip but, Wilson crated the leopard, put it on his airplane and flee to the count where he was placed on board ship. Upon reaching Brunswick, he was turned over to the crown prince who placed him in the national zoo.
Wilson will return to the Congo country early next year after straightening up his affairs in this country and Belgium. He says that the development of this particular stretch of the country in the interior of Africa, has been remarkable. Great progress has been made in clearing away the trees and is being used for agriculture, mining and other pursuits.
Hawaiian Golf Course Has Volcanic Hazards
(United States)
Hilo, Hawaii; May 24—Volcanic breaks, such as lava tree mounds, extract lava fountains, colored sulphur deposits from volcanoes, compose a series of hazards on the Volcano House golf course, now being charged and improved at the bouncing golf course.
The course, which is near the crater of Kilauea volcano, is being improved to meet the demands of an increase in tourism. The new park. When completed, the esculin golfer will be able to combine his play with a steep trip in one of the nearby cliffs.
Following the ball will lead him through parts of the famous Kan forest where wood was obtained by the Hawaiians in days gone by for the manufacture of ulehees and guitars, and the trunk of a tree around the trunks of trees ages ago, will guard the approach to the fourth hole, while the second hole will be guarded by a hedge of flowering ohi trees. The sixth hole, sportiest of the course, will be attained on a mountain “hubble” hidden in the koa forest.
Plans are being made to dedicate the new course with an all-territory golf tournament, in which visitors will be invited to mainland will be invited to take part.
Fraternity Offers Prize
Sigma Delta Chi to Give Watch for Good Work
The judges will consider the style, value of the service performed, and the skill of the art. The material was written in choosing the winner. The judges will be dierntier-
Sigma Deita Chi, professional journalistic fraternity, offers a gold watch as a prize for the most notable piece of reportorial work submitted for the fourth annual International Reporteral Contest.
The watch, valued at $75, is given by the Iowa State College chapter of Sigma Delta Chi. The prizq was awarded to "Jim" Elliott of Indiana University in 1923 and in 1944 to the University of North Dakota. No award was given last year because the work did not come up to standard.
The material submitted must be printed in a college publication published at least once a month and it must be used by students enrolled in the institution putting out the paper. The length of the article is unlimited. Entries must have a copy of the course code, eligibility, and the value of the service performed. All entries are to be sent to F. W. Beckman, Iowa State University, Ames, Iowa, before Nov. 10, 1926.
Gamma Phi Beta announces the pledging of Elise Arbuthnot, fa'27, of Lebanon.
Expedition to Seek Indian Totem Poles in Southern Alaska
Washington Scientists Expect to Restore Old Dwelling
of Natives
Washington, May 24. — An expedition to seek out some of the vanishing toten poles of Alaskan Indian tribes has just set out from this city, Herbert W. Kreiger, curator of ethnology in the National museum, who visited several pieces of the Burden of Ethnology, will go to a section of the southern coast of Alaska which has not hitherto been closely studied by scientists. The Indians whose ancient villages he will visit once produced some of the finest examples of utenic carving, but good examples of painted pottery and diaries have gradually abandoned their picturesque ways since the coming of the white man.
Mr. Kreiger expects to restore one of the big communal apartment houses in which those Indians once lived, with their families and their logs and had gated roofs. Each family lived in a compartment divided from the rest by partitions. Often a great latent pole stood at the front of the house, and this would be through a hole at the base of the pole.
Professors and students of New York University are having a duel of questionnaires. The college Daily News compiled by nine professors, who claim that all students should know the answers. The students compiled it into a book.
Students Return Fire at Faculty Questions
What is the pyramid of Gish?
Which end of a cow gets up first?
How many bath tots in New York city?
The professors nsk:
Does a woman button clothing left
right or vice versa?
How many legs has a buttent? What is the difference between an economic crisis and a panic?
The students want to know:
What is the derivation of the Charleston?
How high should a co-ed's skirt be?
How many kinds of cocktails are there?
Name the ten commandments.
Make the best commitments.
What do you know about love?
Who was vice-president of the United States in 1825?
Define and give the origin of moral turpitude?
University of Kansas graduate students are eligible to the George Llewis Harrison Foundation fellowships at the University of Pennsylvania, according to public department of political science. These fellows are open to graduate students of universities and colleges of any age. They receive 13 for women and 6 for women each week.
There are two research fellowships offered with a stipend of $1500 and exemption from all fees. These are open to men with Ph. D degrees and assigned to any field within the jurisdiction of the Graduate School.
There are 10 fellowships offered for men who have had at least one year of graduate work and can read French and German at sight. These carry a stipend of $1000 and exemption from all fees and tuition.
One fellowship in physics is oper
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In a field in sunny Spain stands a stone mortar. Crows hover around it, picking up bits of grain and chaff-cawing.
Here Marcheta, in the fresh beauty of her youth, will come to pound maize. For years she will pound maize. The stone will stand up under the blows; not a dent has the muscle of three generations of women made upon it. But the crows will hurl their black gibes upon a woman aging early and bent with toil. Old Marcheta—still in her thirties.
The American woman does not pound maize. But she still beats carpet; she still pounds clothes; she still pumps water. She exhausts her strength in tasks which electricity can do better, and in half the time.
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