SUNDAY, MAY 23, 1926 THE UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN PAGE THREE Helen of Troy Cannot Compete in Trouble Making With Woman Inventor of Detachable Collar Helen of Troy you have heard of "ruffneck." Came the collar button so doubt, for according to her press and the dawn of a new age. The com-mender, E. Allen Poo, she was the mon or floor variety of collar button. Bergy Hopkins Joyce of her day and has its origin in obscurity and has caused much trouble for mere man, often been consigned to the same name of Troy, N. Y., place. Helen of Troy you have heard of no doubt, for according to her press agent, E. Allen Poo, she was the Peggy Holmia Joyes of her day and caused much distress for more men in a womb. The woman has caused more trouble for markdown than Helen the blond ever did. Knowing that she was the wife of the village blacksmith one heiotes to speak of the physical attributes of the Four quarter centuries and one year ago, 1825 to be statistical, in the village where the village entity conceived a new form of torture, the detachable collar. Now we are engaged in a great deal of research on the collar or any collar can long remain clean. The novelty of having shirts "with or without" so applauded to the men of that region that three years later, history tells us, the beloved Eleanor Brown resigned from the Army in 1856 to take charge of the first collar factory. Prior to this time, the collar was considered an attractive way of finishing up the neckband of a shirt. For some time the detachable collar was tied to the shirt with a piece of string or bark wire in the rougher sections of the fabric. The collar developed from the ruff wherein the origin of the word Even H. G, Tells in his "Out and Out Lies of History" has manipulated facts as skillfully as a Scotchman does a bad penny. Pottery will never know the identity of the man who ate the pottery, or the hero who ate the first raw oyster. A number of types of collars have been developed in a century with a variety of nomenclature exceeding only that of Pullman cars. There is the hard collar of which a few specimens still prevail. The celluloid collar was dropped in the process of evolution, and now it stares at tall buildings. Then there is the high sturched collar for the stiff necked people. This last type of collar gave the weaver an appearance not unlike the members of Tennyson's Light Brigade, who often wore collars and not to the left of them." Then there is the soft or shrinking violet color which is afraid to stand on for itself. In order to be quite thorough in this discussion of collars, the writer must add dog and horse collars. Take your choice. In Society The military ball, for which the local unit of the R. O. T. C. was host, is a massive tank of the most impressive of the great part. The uniforms of the officers are designed to match the military tone of the scene. A large electric fence tank was placed in the courtyard under the ceiling hanging long graceful clusters of crepe paper fountains, with white plastered white lilies and greenery, suspenseful dripping water and the four corners. John Kimberly's eight-piece orchestra was seated on the stage behind a low, flower-powered canopy. Programs bound in leather on which was stamped the University seal, were given each guest an a favor. These guests included the custodier roster, memorandum space and the chaparral, who were: Major and Junior, and Mrs. H. F. Meyers, J. Casey, and Mrs. H. F. Meyers. The Alpha XI Delta house was beautifully decorated last night for the celebration of the end of the social affairs of the year. The decorations on the lawn were made in bronze, and the guest server was served on quartet tables. Pennell's orchestra furnished the set. Pennell's orchestra furnished the music for the dancers, Mrs. Gertrude Pearson was the only chaperone. Kappa Kappa Gamma entertained last night at the Country Club with a spring party. The club house was decorated with twining roses, flowers, with trailing vines arranged artistically on garden trellises. The clubhouse was adorned with Miller, Mrs. C, W. Eoff, Mrs. T, S. The party given Friday night by the freshmen for the upper classmen of Beta Theta Piiversity was in the spring season. In order to take advantage of the calm, moonlight night, tables for supper were arranged. laminata. Tommy Johnson's companion piece orchestra played for dancing students, wards, Mrs. S, M. Law, and Mrs. N. H. Anderson. Those attending party from out-of-town included John Lee Wheeler, Mrs. John Swift, Jones, all of Kansas City, Mo. Mr. John Mize, Mr. Lawton Fox, Mr. Almanza, Todd, and Mr. George of Bartlesville, Oka. The marriage of Kathryn Miller, a graduate student who also a former student in the University, took place Saturday afternoon, when she met the bride parents, Mr. and Mrs. Deczak. Since leaving school Mrs. Beery has been teaching music in the public schools of Kearny, Lake Charles and Knoxville, Jr. A teacher at the city, and Mr. Beery Phi Alpha Theta at St. Joseph, make their home at St. Joseph, Missouri, where professor of voice in the School of Fine Arts, and a sister of the bride, Mrs. Rankin, fa'72, attended the wedding. A program of chamber music will be given this afternoon at 4:00, at the city trio, composed of Miss Fanny and Mrs. Hester, with violinist Steven, and Dean D. M. Sweetthout, cello. The following numbers will comprise the program: Trio opus 1, G. Borszky; G. Gro, Vivace, Godard; Sonata f in piano or violin; Allegro Mozart; Mozart trios: (a) Serendale, by W. Cohen; (b) Thorne, by Thorne, and (c) Buxtehoff, by Buxtehoff. Mrs. F, P. O, Brien, T. J. Smart, and Miss Loe LaRant drive guests at the biennial guest at a biennial given by the Baldwin branch of the A. A. U, W, at the home of the presidents they attended reception given by the organization the women they attended for the senior women it key for the senior women of Baker University, and Baldwin High School, at which time Dean Van Zile of Marianne speaks on "Women in the home." Lee Greene to Give Senior Organ Recital Tomorrow Lee Sefert Greene of the School of Fine Arts, and pupil of Prof. C. S. Skilton, will play his senior recital Monday, May 24, in Fraser hall at 8 p.m. He will be assisted by Helen McClain, and Bertha Theohna, accompanist. Included on Greene's program is the "American Indian Fantasy," by John Green, posed at the request of Pietro Yon who has played it for several seasons. The first theme, for the French horn, is "Folklore." 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