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THE UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN
SUNDAY, MAY 23, 1926
University Daily Kansan
Official Student Paper of
THE UNIVERSITY OF KANSAS
LAWRENCE, KANSA
Editor-in-Chief  Charles Finnish
Associate Editor  Elizabeth Nash
Sunday Editor  Yvonne Kinnibal
Sport Editor  Russell Winterbomba
Harris Crooks
George Calabban
Lula Hoffmann
Guy Graves
Saturday
Sally Lahya
Frank Tiffin
George Mackes
Meric Loubries
Business Manager H. Richard McPatterson
Astin's Bld. Mgr. W. Elden Riburner
Editorial Department K. U. 25
Business Department K. U. 6
Publication in the Journal of American Business by students in the Department of Journalism of the University of Alabama
Published in the afternoon, five times a week, and on Sunday morning by students in the Department of Journalism of the University of Kansas, from the Press of the Department.
Entered as second-cast mail matter Sept.
tenner 17, 1910, at the post office at Lawe-
rence, Kansas, under the act of March 3, 1957.
SUNDAY, MAY 23.1926
AN OLD PROVERB
Local Y, M. C. A., officers say the bird in the hand is worth consider ably more than two in the bush. And they take their statement on actual experience.
Ovee in the Y, M, C, A. office there are dozens of cards, signed by students, as "promises to pay" on such and such a date. In most cases the date for payment has long since passed. But the amount, although trifling, remains unaid.
Scores of students, for one cause or another, have failed to make good their promises. The result is that the Y. M. C. A., whose budget has been planned on the basis of pledges made, is somewhat embarrassed.
And a few dozen trifling amounts
naggregate a considerable sum—quite
enough almost to upset an organization
on a narrow margin financially.
Is it too much to ask that student keep their promises?
Walt thought he had the Norveg on his home m-de radio the other night but it turned out to be a dental quartet at St. Paul singing, "I'm sitting on Top of the World."
A CONSOLATION
Perhaps the greatest reward an editor may receive is to see his editorials bear fruit in the form of constructive action.
We are indeed feeling puffed up over the prospect. While the action has not been timely enough to do any good this school year, there is the consultation that the summer school students may have a timepiece that is more than a wall decoration.
The hope of such a thing is appearing on the horizon for the editor of the Kanan. At last, the much-talked-of clock in the reserve room of the library has been removed. Where to, we do not know, but it is our sincere hope that it has been taken to the jeweler's to be repaired.
It was a small mull matter, but oh, so annoying. Scorpiline glasses were cut into the motionshe clock by the thousands, always to find the same thing—7:50 and not a sign of movement.
Indeed, this prospect of editorial nonemphasis almost prompts us to write another one on the library doors.
"Name Chanute Man."-Journal World headline. He must have had some difficulties going so long without a name.
Why were the Tau Sigma dancers allowed to perform sans full-length hose? The women in the water curry carned by without them also.
WHILST THE WORLD WONDERS
What a queer bief humanity is!
Human nature is always doing the
unexpected; it is inconsistently being
it unexpected; it expects it. *Pa.* is
good, and vice versa.
Perhaps we on the outside have failed to know all, or again perhaps the little bit of good that is reputed to be in all of us is creeping out in one whom we would last expect to display goodness.
Wilhelm, the stern military character of Berlin, has become the kind old patriarch of Doorn, Holland. Still does he have the straight military carriage, and a strength and vigor unusual for his age. This along with his friendship to everyone in the little village of four thousand, his generosity to good causes, and his generally kind actions have made
aim seem to be the strong, kind old patriarch.
Interesting it is to speculate on what has happened. Has there been a radical change in character? Have we failed to know the whole of the Kaiser's previous life? Has the little bit of good supposed to be in each of us just been brought out by the exile from the former environment and the association with neighborly people?
Speculations are all that can be made, and they only bring one back to the 1974 statement:
What a queer bird humanity is!
The easiest way of having to repeat a course next semester is to admit to the instructor that you do not want it is worthy of being offered retention.
IS CREATING INEVITABLE?
Is cheating in the classroom beivitable? Is it ever justifiable? Do you advance logical reasons for cheating, or do you merely rationalize when you defend classroom dishonesty? When do you blame for conditions as they exist at Kansas, the faculty or students?
Some of these questions may have entered your minds before, or perhaps you have merely drifted along in your reverie and never thought about the situation, or its relation
or try. I do not ask which condition honesty for you, and you can choose whether your position or necessity calls for a higher or lower standard. Many students on the campus are seriously considering the problem, judging by the number of camp opinion which the Kannan has resorted to.
A student forum is to be held Tuesday night, under the auspices of a group of interested students with the governing and Christian associations approving the plan. What a success! You will be ready to defend or attack elevation.
Anyway, come out in the open and show your colors.
Colonial Ammandeen, on his northern expedition, proved several things, one of them being that a man can be born in any region regardless of how far north he is.
--indication of a lack in the moralinking. He seems to me that the ethical problem was being solved wherever found, just because the educational system may provide some basic guidance for students but that make the system wrong? What system would stand under such a condition?
Music Notes
He Frederick McNeil
"I'm a Jayhawk!" and "John Peel"
song by the men's glue club of
Bruno Wickle. It Rausus and records
by Bruno Wickle.
Records may come and records may go but photograph records go on. You can buy them or save a long life are the Brunswick records made by the men's elite club when it was in New York winning in the Intercollegiate Glee Club Contest.
There are other men's glee club records, but most of them are either relatively minor or are positively atrocious. In comparison with the record made of the associated glee club ("Kreuter") from the late 1950s, the U.K. K. U., recordings are masterpieces.
"I'm a Jayhawk" is a stirring argument of a rather mundane school counselor. She stands with a "Bock Chick" at the end, it is a sure fire bit. There is a spirit of aggresiveness and fight in the record, which is most happy in a school song.
The tone quality is satisfactory in the main, although there should be more distinction between the pinochle and the Chalk! alone should be worth the price of the record to a K. U. student.
"John Peel" is sung so well for the record that hearing it took glee club members. Carnegie hall, where it was a part of a program which will not soon be forgotten. The record is even better than was the singing that night in the Kansai showed the cast how to sing.
The soft messages are convincing, and the fortifinissim are built up with a smoothness that is good to hear. In addition, the club recognizes, but taken as a whole, the record of "John Peel" is a jewel, and is a credit to the club director, T. A. Larremore, the student director, and to the University men's club.
Those who do explore opera in a foreign language should have been in Kansas City last week. If anyone understood even fifty per cent of the English words he observes is brand new, he must be in a metal for his excellent imagination.
There will be a meeting of the students of the School of Business at 4:30 Monday, in room 282 west Administration building. We must make an important decision or two, and clear up some old but nevertheless interesting business.
HAE PERRIN, Freedman,
OFFICIAL UNIVERSITY BULLETIN
Copy received at the Chancellor's Office until 14:00
SCHOOL OF EUSINESS;
Copy received by the Chancellor's Office until 11:30 a.m.
Vol. VII, Sunday, March 29, 1925, No. 129
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PROGRAM: CH_104.HELPER
All group leaders are urged to come to a meeting in the central Administration rest room at 1390 Monday afternoon, May 14. Some very important guests will be there.
W. S. G. A. GROUP LEADERS:
RUTH SHAW, Second Vice-president.
BETA CHI SIGMA;
Discussion of research problems at a meeting Monday, 4:20, in room
enct Administration.
C. R. GARVEY, President.
Campus Opinion
Editor Daily Kansan;
Are we just going to erb while it is warming? Or are we going to immediately abandon it? I7. The educational system to blame for the prominence of classroom disbiosis.
Many who uphold cribbling and cheating as being proper while in the classroom are aware of the false assumption that college life is only a preparation for a "bigger college life a part of the whole. Why should college life be a part of the whole. Why should college life be a part of the whole. Why should college life be a part of the whole. Why should college life be a part of the whole." If these four years here at the University of life you would be years to be? If these four years here at the University of life you would be years to be? If these four years here at the University of life you would be years to be? If these four years here at the University of life you would be years to be?
Others any classroom dishonesty is a necessary expedient in our present environment, and we are required to show that marks are not made by assignments, or by assignments, that we are required to take several courses that we are not assigned. But is classroom dishonesty inherent in our students?
Plain Tales From the Hill
Where the Band Stands
Mr. McCanley has spent many hours working the band up to the point where it now stands, a Kansan news story says. For the information of those who may not know, the band stands in at the opening strain of "The Star Spangled Banner" or "The Crimson and the Blue."
Miss Gretta Green says that next to roller skating, her idea of nothing to do in for the shelters to钻 up in knackers and ride horse-back through the streets of the town playing the wheel.
It is rumored that one journalist went home from the departmental picnic and attempted to find the
meaning of "supergloboplotton"
merely because it was used in the
"Lack of Intelligence" test given
to the monarch after the feed.
"Two men stood in the museum,
'Say,' said one abruptly, 'Did it
come to you what a whale of
it occurred at this place?
Let me look at the comments."
"No, what is it?"
"The stuff 'em here."
He Didn't Bring Flowers
—he won't need 'em when she sees the Holeproof Stockings he has brought for her graduation gift!
Until You Go
You Never Know
or an
on a picnic the loss of having a Stanley "Will Not
Break!" They were Rottie
Break" Thermos Bottle
Ever Ready Flashlight
Phone 678
$1.50 to $2.25
Rankin's Drug Store "Handy for the Student".
1101 Mass.
Yes sir! Only twice more days and you leave for home. Isn't that great! But, have you considered the problem of getting your excess clothing and other articles which have accumulated since you came to school? Well, if you haven't, you should begin making your plans now, before you become too deeply engrossed in final exams.
You're Wrong!
You will find the solution to this problem in our Luggage Section on the third floor and we will be only too glad to help you select just the type of luggage that suits your needs.
The Most Complete Luggage Stock in Town THIRD FLOOR
THIRD FLOOR
Vacation Time's Only Twelve Days Off
Innes Hackman & Co.
Country - Quality - Value
Traveling Bags Hat Bags Week-End Cases
Dress Trunks Motor Trunks
Wardrobe Trunks
Styles that wouldn't feel ashamed at Coral Gables. Colors that would rival any rainbow!
This is not a sketch to be submitted as a Sour Owl cover design; it's just an illustration of one of our new swimming suits. They say the water's fine at Potter's and you don't want to miss a cool dip on a warm day like this. Come in and get your suit and hit the water today!
SECOND FLOOR
Bathing Slippers and Caps at the Drug Counter
Innes Hackman & Co.
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DOROTHY (seated) — "I'm just a wreck! I have forty-leven graduation gifts to get for the girls and don't even know where to start."
ADRIENNE (wise cracking sister at right)—"That's what you get for being popular."
HELEN (center)—"Don't worry, dear. Pat and I made out our gifts lists after lunch yesterday and found out we could get everything we wanted at Innes. There's silk hose, undies, Ivory Pyralin, imported perfumes, cute compacts, and they said they were getting a lot of new perfume atomizers."
DOROTHY—"Helen, you're a brick. Come and go to Innes with me tomorrow afternoon and I'll take you to the second show and buy you a coke."
盟 盟 盟
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