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THE UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN
TUESDAY, MAY 4. 1926
University Daily Kansan
OFFICIAL STUDENT PAPER OF THE UNIVERSITY OF KANSAS LAWRENCE, KANSAS
Editor-in-Chief
Jennie Edwardsonow
Associate Editor
Alexandra Goffman
Campus Editor
Nathan Balfour
Mary Koehler
Sport Editor
Tomaslid Winter-wein
Architect Editor
Larry Prasen-Power
Sunshine Editor
Vaucelie Kimball
Sunday Editor
Vivian Troyan
Excelsior Editor
Erich Teuber
OTHER BOARD MEMBERS
John Patt
Frederick McNeil
Mary Beaver
Jerry Beaver
Elizabeth Sanders
Chayton Fleitch
Clinton Fleitch
Wendy W. Green
Business Manager  H. Nicholson McFarland
'Ant's Bff. Mgr.  W. Eldon Rynnarson
Published in the atlanta, morning, a week and on Sunday morning, by students in the Department of Journalism of the University of Georgia, in the Press of the Department of Journalism.
TUESDAY, MAY 4, 1920
of Journalism.
Entered as recordist, and mail master. September 19, 1910, at the post office at Lawrence, Kansas, under the net of March 3, 1925.
THE BRITISH CRISIS
The entire world is againt today at the crisis which is facing Great Britain—a general strike which is making idle some five million British workers.
Negotiations to avert the catastrophe failed. The impending result will probably be that England will be deprived of the necessities of Life, and the after effects will go deeper. The world is face to face with a grave situation.
Labor has decided to force its demands through and compel employers to accede. And so suddenly and unexpectedly it all it happened that one hardly realizes now just what the consequences are to be. In England they go on with their every day pleasures and recreations, ignoring completely the storm cloud which hung so meaningfully, and threatens to precipitate civil war on the British at any time.
We in America, and particularly in Kansas, look on with no apparent personal interest. But we should think what would be the result should the British labor leader, employing force, successfully carry through their purposes in Great Britain. What would be the attitude of American can labor when they see what force has accomplished there? Then the situation would be brought "closer home."
During the next few days the crisis in Great Britain deserves the closest attention by students and serious-minded thinkers interested in world affairs. It is the most momentous question which has confronted the British nation in many centuries. And the British question of today may be that of America tomorrow,
A horse-racing writer says that there are 150 ways to lose on a horse race. We still think that the only way to win is not to bet.
WELL DONE
The 1920 Jap Hawker is out nearly a month before the yearbooks of other Universities are ready for distribution. While there may possibly be room for discussion an to the merits of certain sections of the book, there is at least one section, the group of campus views, that is superior to those in books of many other places.
The campus of the University is pictureque rather than beautiful, and its architecture is interesting rather than good. The artist engaged by the staff of the annual succeeded in recording certain parts of the campus at their best.
The book as a whole is a common-diece piece of work, and its quality has not suffered from the increase in size. It is a year's work of which the editor, business manager and staff may well be proud.
Mistakes, like had reporter, are found in the best newspaper offices. Some mistakes, no doubt, is it wise to overlook provided the editors of the other papers allow that to be done but substituting Ella Wheeler Wilcox for Nina Wilcox Putnam deserves an apology.
There is just one apology, and it is no defense: he was a mistake! After all, a certain Kansas editor misused "flaunt" and "float" for many years, and it took Columbus half a lifetime to make sure of the difference between America and the Indies.
OUR PLACARD HILL
The recent advent of the wholesale display of planks in University buildings qualifies the Hill for the title of Pleonard Hill. The need of adoquate bulletin boards for the halls of all University buildings has been emphasized by the flood of announcements this summer.
The department bulletin boards are two small to accommodate more than a few of the many placards that are distributed each week. As a result every available corner in the halls of the buildings has been turned into a display space for cardboard measurements of every event from a Y, W, C, A, ten or a benefit bridge to an all-University convention.
Pincairn posted in the corners of the halls of University buildings do not add to the desirable appearance of the campus. They act rather as eye-crossers. They are entirely out of place.
Outdoor bulletin boards are undesirable. Some time ago Kannan adopted he plan of indoor bulletin boards allowed by the more progressive astern schools, but the program has et been carried out.
The need of larger indoor bulletin
cards for each campus building is
bevious. It would not be too early
a start the reform this spring.
WASHBURN COMES BACK
Unofficial indications are that Washburn and the University of Kansas will resume football relations next fall. Describe the fact that the jabobs in the last few years have had rather weak teams, the quarter-century of rivalry will likely make the game a popular one as well as furnishing the variety an interesting pre-season conflict.
Football relations were broken off a few years ago to give Washburn a chance to develop a better brand of playing. Supporters of both teams were gradually losing interest in one sided games and University authorities took the most logistic step. But under the direction of Rock Woodward and Dutch Lonburgh, former K. U. stuart, football at Wachborn is increasing in power. With a veteran team back almost intact, if the Ibeahads and the Jayhawkers meet next fall, people from Topoka will have lots of things to my people from Lawrence.
England has a labor strike; Waten library has a clock strike.
RACK YARDS
The Mount Oread visitor hunked back in contentment. No thought of the hard seats or the crackling trench entered his mind for he was missing through that little thickly-wooded area that we call Marvin grove. The cool depths of the wood were alluring, here and there a quicky-moving squirrel flashed about, stretches of violets, and even a timid rabbit could be glimpsed.
Then the visitor turned his head to the opposite windows. The smooth green gloves of the empties with clamps of sheathery led upward (Dysbe museum and Green ball. The visitor liked this well-view kept him heured again to his right to enjoy the glimpse of the grove. Foolishly, though, he decided to look again to his left. But this time a smooth lawn and a well-kept yard did not meet his eye. No, the Chemistry building with its litter of boxes, exceler, and bottles greeted him. Brazenly and openly it flaunted its scrap-heap. The visitor turned away in disgust.
Finally, the trolley rounded the bend and he saw the broad Wakaruna valley spread out before him. This drove all thoughts of the rubbish pile behind the Chemistry building out of mind. But another shock was in store for the visitor. For no sooner had the car started its downward journey, then the real backyard of the University came into view. Old packing-cases, discarded pieces of lumber, brick-piles, heaps of scrapiron, and what-not littered up what should have been a lovely south approach to the campus.
"So this is the way that the University of Kansas keeps its grounds," he thought disagued. "Well you always have to see a person's back yard before you can tell what kind of an individual he is."
There will be a F1 Lombard Taifa meeting at 7:30 Wednesday evening at Henley House. Members please bring 250 for program.
OFFICIAL UNIVERSITY BULLETIN
Conceived by the University Office, 12345 Street, New York, NY 10001.
Vol. 147 146,148,149,150 No. 173
PL AMBADA THETA:
HILDA KOEHLER, Secretary.
Copy received at the Chancellor's office until 11:30 a. m.
MEN'S GLEE CLUB:
The Men's Glce Club will meet at 7:30 Wednesday, May 5, in the Engineering Auditorium for regular rehearsal. Meeting is important as we will be conducting a major fundraiser in the coming weeks.
There will be an important meeting of the association at 4:30 Wednesday, May 5. The board will meet at a clock. The deadline for the annual banquet ticket sale has been extended until Wednesday evening. All members are urged to attend. VIRGINIA DAVIS, President.
W. A. A. :
CLASSICAL MUSEUM:
The faculty of the department will be in charge of the next meeting at 7:30 on Thursday, May 6, at 1121 Louisiana street.
ROTANY CLUB:
UNIVERSITY WOMEN'S CLUB:
Proof, A. M. Wibrow will be in the classical museum, 388 Fraser hall, on Wednesday May 5, from 2:30 to 3:20 and lecture on the objects on exhibition of the museum.
The last meeting of the University Women's Club for this year will be held Thursday at 3 o'clock at Myers' hall. Officers will be elected for the election on Sunday.
RHADAMANTHI;
Rhadamanti will hold induction for new members Thursday evening it is 8:45 cckt in the Little Theater of Green hall. Regular members are welcome to attend.
Editorial of the Dav
Cost of Education
(The District Hospital)
Campus Opinion
"The Kirkman state university is maintenance campus." The student population is 1,000 per student; it costs a student, per person, from five hundred to a thousand dollars. A graduate product provides a very large percentage of the enrollment for a higher education from attendance ambitions
It would not. The money which now goes to K. U., if designated among the several hundred high schools of the state, from an educational standpoint, would be so much money thrown away that it would be less as the same buildings would be used, by administrative expenses and the overhead of the several hundred institutions of higher education would more than offset that. The oriinal defect of such a system, however, would be the inferior quality of teachers. There are not enough capable instructors to meet the increased demand as it is.
A college in each town, even parially maintained by the state, would eventually result in almost every Kan kan boy and girl be a college graduate. But it wouldn't mean anything until part of "perfect" practice subjects' which may be very satisfactorily in high school; the instruction, as stated before, would be directly fourth-rate; taxes inevitably would be higher; and finally—thought it would do to the football situation
The speaker would have us, yes, make a tithish of the written part of my book to never change it. only worship it if we do. Nor should we Does Nancy, Mr Norton think that the makers of the constitution were God, Jesus, or man? was perfect for all ages? Jefferson would probably surprise Mr. Norton to know that Thomas A. Jefferson was every twenty-five years. By this he ought to be entirely revised every
Editor, Daily Kansan:
In reply to "L. C."'s article in the Campus Opinion column of Sunday's *Leader*, he said he had half strong enough. I read Mr. Norr-Olsen, who he beat, be paired with, and I was surprised that his minuscule could be so naughty minded. He ought to move to Tennessee to air
If the secret of why the World War was fought is known by L. C. I would like to hear that too.
in the criticism of the main address and the nomination examiner, some critics said that the 4,000,000 people who voted the Independent voted at the last national election in 2016. Yet there was no mistaken there was no reference made to the Independent party in this speech.
I would highly recommend that L. C, continue his analysis of this particular address and express his opinions on the matter as we think for ourselves.-G. B
He certainly did not understand Pelletiere's plan to vote, and his election would not have surprised him, he wanted to destroy our judicial system. The attorney monitor would only have grown in power and judicial decisions in regard to the imprisonment of certain individuals or any place in the constitution where that instrument was installed or any place in professional laws? The courts usurped these powers, let Mr. Norton, him, be president constitutional or even interpret constitutional laws!*
generation to fit the needs of the time and to profite from mistakes of the past.
Mr. Norton is a Kansas City Star's, Mr. Norton's, son of a captain of a fetching football team on the graduation
Mr. Norton cannot deny that there is a great deal wrong with our government, and he will look at our crime record, our instance, or our party politics. And once the greatest weakness in it has been the weak national statutes. Both must be precise in their terminology. The common law is much more effective than any set of phrases written on paper. England has individual liberty, and countries all but one have constitutional guarantees of freedom and copied her governmental system—France, Germany, Union of South Africa, United Kingdom, and others. Canada's government bears a very firm resemblance to that of the United States, constitution, her cabinet system, her legislatures, and laws are almost identical to ours. Surely our government, our country other countries in the world, except a few who Latin-American republics
Current wage statistics compiled and published by the Interstate Commerce Commission include the average earnings per employee per year in 1922, 1923 and 1924, and give the average as $1,586.70 decrease of $5.00 per year since 1922.
I hope that some day these defects will be rectified. That can only be done by constructive action. In the present I am not as pleased as the States of America and just as put into effect.
Tourist third cabin EUROPE
With college parties on famous "O" steamers of
Plain Tales From the Hill
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--or at the day's that in the week
I dearly love but one day,
And that's the day that comes
--or at the day's that in the week
I dearly love but one day,
And that's the day that comes
A college woman entered a crowded trolley on the Hill the other day with a pair of roller skates in her hand, and she gentleman ankle to give his car seat.
"Thank you very much," she said.
"but I've been skating all afternoon,
and I'm tired of sitting down."
A student's lament:
A Saturday and a Monday.
Art student="I have painted a picture of the Devil chilling a host soul What would be a good name for it? "Architect="Well, if it were mine would call it "One Damned Thing After Another."
An engineer and a law were dissembling their chances of obtaining positions after graduation. "Well," said him, "please that I will start raiding cuts."
"What kind of cases?" questioned the engineer. "Egg cases?"
A Very Plain Tale
During a recent senior recital the dawn of the School of Fine Arts, who had been sitting with his wife, left home to attend a concert. When he returned, he set down by the side of a girl in a green dress. The girl wondered why the dean chose her to be up at him. The dean noticed her, bibbed, naked, hopped the girl's pardon, and uttered the following as he thought the dress looked unfamiliar.
"What do you mean by a smutty story? Give an an example," said a student in a class where the professor was delivering a lecture on drama. "Well," said the professor, "you know there are people who always
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like examples of smutty stories. I look in the Lucky number of Your Owl."
During a recent comedy at a downtown theater an ardent love affair was coming to a climax when the piping voice of a ten-year-old girl was heard. "Mother, mother, is that the way Daddy did?"
On Other Hills
The University of Texas choins to have one of the most versatile women students in the country, Edith Fox, a journalism student, has operated a biotype machine, coached a football team in a small town school, conducted a national study on how to now a reporter on the daily newspaper of the University of Texas.
A five dollar party limit has become one of the leading issues in a coming election on the campus of the Umi-
Students of Ohio State University have imaged a series of "illegible zanes" which are held in the men's locker room following the backshallace umpiring.
utility of Minnesota. Most of the candidates facing the restriction of major social functions to $90,000 slightly higher limits, and others are in favor of no restriction—the charge for hose in charge.
The De Pauw, publication of De Pauw University, recently published a questionnaire of 46 questions for students to fill out. They hope to determine from the replies the typical De Pauw student.
The Colorado State Teacher's College offers a course this year in which students may begin the scientific way of saving money by time-saving method of shopping floors.
Definite rules are made for the regulation of the social life of the women at Maimun University. They must sign in the office at the head of the hall 24 hours before attending Varsity and fraternity dances.
Transferring athletes at the University of Pittsburgh will hereafter be invaluable for competition under Pittsburgh colors if they have previously played varsity athletics at any other institution;
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