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MONDAY, MAY 3. 1926
THE UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN
University Daily Kansan
Official Student Paper of THE UNIVERSITY OF KANSAS LAWRENCE, KANSAS
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MONDAY, MAY 3. 1926
BEWARE. YE STUDENT
A quartet is singing just over the edge of the Hill. The night is clear and their voices carry through the open as if they were standing just under the window. The moon has come up and stands out like a ball of fire in the Eastern sky. It is a perfect spring night.
What chance does a student have on a night such as this? The temptation to get out into the night air and walk around is so strong that judging from the passing footsteps it has lured many students from their books.
THE LATEST CAMPUS MENACE
Spring with its beauty has its pif-fals. Many a B becomes a C under the influence of a few nights of full moon and clear sky and warm weather calling.
Flaming youth will have its flame regardless of two elements, of which high water is one. Regardless of the efforts of those who have its best interests at heart, as soon as it is removed from the frying pan, it immediately seeks the fire.
For years the campus has been cursed with the demon "Speed." Endless statistics were given out concerning the number of students who would be killed unless something was done. Finally public opinion was arraigned and the problem was settled with efficiency by the student council. The number of cars was cut down so that the speeders could see where they were going and would be more careful when they hit. Furthermore they were equipped with tags which would advertise the University.
But now just when we had begun to rest easily and to walk over the campus knowing that our lives were sate, a greater measure has arisen than the first. The students' lives, which were formerly unsafe in the street, are now unsafe on the sidewalks. Big bruisers with foot shocks with those develish creations of iron and ball bearings bear down on us when we least suspect it. Already one fair seeker after knowledge carries her pedal extremity in a cast as a sacrifice to this new product of pleasure mad age.
The student council must take action. Something must be done while we yet live. The Kausan suggests that what is sauce for the goose must be sauce for the gander. Those who threaten our lives on skates should suffer the same fate as those who threatened them with cars. They should also be forced to have tags and furthermore the number of skaters should be limited. But what is the use? It will only give rise to some other product of this jazzy riden generation. Copy boy, page Diogene!
BREAKING RECORDS
The past few weeks have marked the establishment of many track records at the various relays held throughout the United States, and in two or three instances world records have been broken or tied. The newspapers have played up these events, both before and after their occurrence, in a very prominent manner. Such display leads one to wonder if Americans can only break track records. What of our minds?
Colleges are to develop thinking in students, but do they ever establish record breakers? Athletics develop
the body, and are continuously producing winners. The academic part of life should produce some record breakers among any college group. Lots of studying, ceramming grade hunting, grinding are not necessary for the establishment of a record. Reflection and creative thinking are the things which produce them, things to be handed down to motherhood.
if all the students on this campu
were to sit down and think reflec
tively for ten minutes this evening
on any problem or phase of life that
is more or less vital, a record would
be set. Perhaps, one would be set,
if one person did it. Such a record
does not need to be featured in the
news. It would herald its own com-
ing.
There are less than four weeks left in this school year—weeks that will be the last college days for many Wouldn't It be a feat to be remembered through life, if you and I would set out to break a record every day—or even week—between now and commencement?
"Coolidge Holds His Hand," says a headline in the Sunday Star. Wonder whose hand, and why.
WHERE WOMEN ARE NOT WANTED
Men's rights, privileges, fields and whatever else you wish to call them have been unarmed, trumpeted over taken up, and in places have been destroyed by women during the past few years. Sacred rights of the men have been ruthlessly flung aside by the women in their quest for freedom, and in an attempt to show their authority which they thought they gained by the suffrage. But there is still one field which is considered involve to the women, at least, it will be as far as the men are concerned. Yee sir, you guessed it Mr. Fisherman, and you don't want any woman following when you go fishing. They just make too god dam much noise. They may vote, take away your job, wear your clothes, drive your car, go anywhere you go except down to the creek when you want to fish. You know how they talk, pull out their lines, scream every time the gram moves. Well, they just are a blamed substance when it comes to fishing, Yessir, Mr. Fisherman, we know them.
"Now remember how you and Bill used to go down to the bank on a warm buzzy afternoon, and just sit on the bank, and smoke and fish all the rest of the day, and never say a word. Catch fish? Well of course you did. You held the record round this part of the country. But you can just bet that there isn't pain to be none of the suffragette traillt round with you when you go to the "crik' after fish . . ."
Music week is over and now we can relax with a sigh of relief. The week brought some worth-will music to us, and it also brought some of the other type. In any event it brought music for most of us now new settle down for another year without worrying about music.
Music Notes
A lecture on "The American Indian in Story and Song" will be given by Dr. Jennifer Lorin Wednesday at 8 p.m. at h.M. Hall; a lecture should be of particular interest from the fact that an Indian will sing, will silk a number of Sioux songs.
Prof. Wakdemar Getch's violin recital, scheduled for tomorrow night in Fraser hall, should be of interest to those of us who care to hear better music. Deen D. M. Swarthworth will be performing with one number of Professor Skilton's in which the company will be at the piano.
It is interesting to hear that the women's club may make a trip to the Pacific coast next year. The name of Kansas will be better advertised by her glee clubs than by anything else she sends out if the present Certain it is that a reputation for fun and camaraderie that a university can achieve.
Stanford University is considering the elimination of athletic team captains. A new system requiring a field leader appointed by the coach for each content and for an honorary captain has been suggested.
The University Senate will meet in the Administration building auditorium at 4:30 Tuesay, May 4, 1926. E. H. B. DRIELY,
OFFICIAL UNIVERSITY BULLETIN
SENATE MEETING:
Vol. VII Monday, May 3, 1926 No. 173
Plain Tales From the Hill
Regular rehearsal of the orchestra will be held Tuesday, May 4, at 3:30,
in Prasser auditorium. KARL K, O'KERSTEIN, Director.
UNIVERSITY ORCHESTRA;
PAY ROLL:
A professor, reputed to be one of the hard-hauled varieties, found a snowball on his desk when he entered the class room one winter morning.
"Who put this here?" he asked graffly.
lain Tales From the Hill
The regular payoff is now likely for negotiate
KARL KLOOZ, Chief Clerk.
"I did!" answered a student, with astonishing candor.
Copy received at the Chancellor's Office until 11:00 a.m.
"What for?" asked the professor.
"I wanted to see how long it would take a snowball to melt in h-1," replied the student.
Blue Lantern
A well known Hill football player draped into the Kaman news room crawl one morning recently and fung himself with vior into a chair at the desk. Many a warrior of opposing Valley teams had qualified in
--der that mime powerful forces. We could one aspect of a wreak, impersonate it, and collude, leaving the surprised her spreaded on the hard floor, for we are not in danger.
Jayhawks Flown
William McKinley Moore, c26, has an attack of blood poisoning. He is able to attend classes this week, however.
Doctor Paul Ewald, A. B, '12, M, D,
'18, who is practicing in Lead, South
Dakota, called at the Alumni office
thursday morning. He visited the
plump for the first time in four years.
Mr. and Mrs. Harold Burt have moved from Eureka, Kau, to Birdd, Texas. Mrs. Burt was formerly Katherine Couter, '23.
If it's time to eat we'll be
The regular payroll is now ready for signature.
GEORGE'S LUNCH
R. S. Haynes of Berkeley, Calif., a civil engineer in the San Fe service since his graduation here in 1901, has a daughter who is a sophomore at the University of California and a son in the fifth grade.
Gift Art Shop
Herman Cecil Hangon, A. B. '19,
was married marron 29 to Helen Dima-
nion Brung. They are at home at
Woydette street, Kansas City,
Mo.
Mr. and Mrs. Harve Cołdefoler transfer the birth of a daughter April 29 at Memorial hospital to whom the name Dorothy Maristan has been given. Mr. Cołdefoler is former student and Mrs. Cołdefoler is a junior in the School of Medicine.
Where will we see you fellows?
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POSTPONEMENT OF MACDOWELL MEETING:
The meeting of Macmillan which was scheduled for tonight has been postponed until Tuesday, May 11, at 7:30, in the rear room, central AD.
"One hundred million" was given in a recent headline on the annual cost of college. The reader has merely to figure out whether the writer meant dollars or cents.
"Got any night courses this semester?"
A student stopped at the box office of the Bowersock recently and asked what show was on at the Variety theater. The ticket man did not know but obligingly telephoned and found three. The following conversation took place.
"Yeah, six hours of feminology."
Agent—"What is the name of the show at the Varsity today?"
Voice on telephone—"Thank You." Agent, over telephone—"Thank you!"
Agent, to student—"Thank You." Student—"Thank you."
The name of the show was "Thank You."
Oppressed senior—Economy is a way of spending money without getting any fun out of it.
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