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FRIDAY, APRIL 30, 1926
University Daily Kansan
THE UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN
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THE UNIVERSITY OF KANSAS
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FRIDAY. APRIL 30.1926
TIME PAUSES
Time passes very slowly in the reading room of Watton library; it passes so slowly, to be exact, that it has been 7:30 by the clock since before the Easter vacation. Even the most carefully trained eye has failed to detect any movement of the hands.
The chances are that they will never move again. There seems to be no authority high enough to command them to move. Various officials have been asked what was holding back the wheels of progress and their answers have been beautiful but unantisfactory.
They have tried in vain, but each time their frantastic requests are lost in the maze of red tape. There is simply no one to do it. None of the librarians can legally do it. They can only entreat the buildings and grounds committee. Now the buildings and grounds committee can put a lock on a door or they can move a clock, but when it comes to fixing one it can't be done. Who ever heard of fixing a clock with a monkey wrench and a sledgehammer?
So those who aspire to Edwin Wailace Hopperdom need only to congregate in the reading room where time flies not, and neither shall the cuckoo cock凋 until some wealthy alumnuns wishing to be of service to his Almuson must be provisioned in his will leaving $1 to fit the cloak in Watson.
It is our guess that the Indian sea-
hunters who saw a sea-monster in the
Pacific with eyes like trap-door-
better be thankful that Barler wasn't
a member of the expedition.
BEING A NURSE
Did you ever go to the student hospital in the evening to receive treatment or to see some patient?
Every student on the Hill is supposed to know that a doctor is never at the hospital in the evening for dispensary work. Yet every evening several students call to receive medical attention, and do dozens stroll in to see how a roommate is getting along, or to inquire if no and so is there, or to reason why you visit there, did you get your visit because your ring was not answered immediately by a nurse? No, oh of course they were too noisy.
There is much to be said against the present hospital. In the first place a new building is needed along with new and more equipment. Longer hours for dispensary service should also be provided. It is impossible to get a new building this year, but there is surely some way to provide more doctors, or at least longer hours for the ones we now have. Perhaps the health fee needs to be increased to provide this extra service. A doctor should be at the hospital for two hours every evening, to attend to students who could not, or did not, come earlier in the day. In this way the one night nurse could be relieved of much extra work she is now forced to do.
Did you ever stop to think what it means to be a nurse? At least, a night nurse at the university hospital where from ten to twenty patients must be cared for, wounds dressed, throats painted, pills given, doorbells answered, and a thousand one other things attended to each evening. And consider this question the next time you go to the hospital at night.
BASEBALL AND GIRLS
The baseball season has started and in the words of the correspondent "the local nine showed up quite well in breaking even with our neighbors from the south. The games were well attested and the correspondent is backing forward to some championship playing by the local nine."
Litten, follow students, college baseball is past the stage of country correspondents, the fatt fight between team and the playful game of hanging the umpire. In this day of learning it is even possible to take a date to a baseball game and still enjoy the performance. There are not many girls who want to know how to catch a ball, but theatcher is a convict because he wears a mask over his face. No longer does one need to explain that a squeeze play is not what it sounds like. In a large majority of cases a man can take a date to a baseball game secure in the knowledge that the knows the difference between a pop bottle and a pop fly.
"MIZZOO" AND MORALITY
Cheicer, Rodney, perhaps we shall know some new inuits to test at Missouri next fall as a result of the figures from the morality survey they are having. Attitudes on drinking smoking and petting an practiced by so-called flaming youth are to be determined.
Either horrible indictments or wanted youth or blind protestations as to the innocence of our children are likely to result. Things must be dall in the Tiger jungle. No doubt the survey is intended to hold student interest until the football season starts again. When there is nothing else to do one can always start a morality survey, thereby allowing the "blue-noses" and the "out-face" $i$ chance to air their opinions.
Since human nature is present even at Missouri, it is no task to mess the attitude of the average student toward the paradox of his indulgence. If he has more he will obligingly invent several to keep things moving. The likelihood of any constructive rebellion against him is at Missouri in about equal to Pete Jackson's chance of being deaf of men there.
Editorials From Other Hills
The New Players (McGill Daily)
In one of Shakespeare's plays, the immoral dramatism compares the world to a stage, and the man and women to players. The course in life for both is that women may play many parts. We would like, for a moment, to think of the University in the same sense that Shakespeare thought of the world; for on the great stage of the University in present period is an important one.
It is characteristic of this store of which we are thinking, that each year a different group of players fills in the seats they have played the parts during one year are preparing to leave them to be filled by others. They have stood in the doorway and were enough, and are quite ready to step aside; and thus there come before the undergraduate spectators those new players who will fill the principal seats.
An on the stage of a theater the audiences, in a large measure, express their wish as to the make-up of the company by their applause or lack of the university-stage the undergraduate at their hands the decision of who shall play the great parts. From among many, they must by votes determine the new players will be; when they have done this, all will be in readiness for the new scene. What qualifications should the undergraduate demand of them? They must be sincere; for their stage will be no place for sham. They must be industrious; for there are hard parts to study and to fill. And they must be prepared for the very nature of their parts there when they will have little encouragement from others.
Are there men who are capable of filling the places of the players who are passing from the stage? We are convinced that there are, and that it is up to the undergraduates to seek the number nominated, and to give them that responsibility which they are able to carry.
Missouri-Kansas Baseball, Saturday, 3 o'clock. Anv
The Lawrence Choral Union sang up to the high mark which it has set for itself in last night's program, which included Chadwick's "Land of Our Hearts," and Coloridge-Taylor's "Iwathiraa's Wedding Feast" and its own "Winterland." The work of the chorus was more than satisfy ing and in spots it was inspiring.
At the Concert (Bru. Frederick McNeil)
Dean D. M. Swarthout's direction was clean cut and the members of the chorus were even more responsive than usual, as they sang the "Mossiah." The orchestra was well handled, and kept its proper place in the background"
The Chadwick number is not particularly inspiring material, and the choirs did not show its best work in this season. They passage in the middle of "Land of Our Heart" the singers did the best work of the evening, displaying a depth and quality of tone more like the subdued echo of a great organ than abo
"Hilmaathan's *Wedding Feast* is built around the tonal solo, and the solist last night justified the comedy of this performance. Christy's voice is pure and flexible, and was thoroughly dependable last night. The limpid clarity of Mr. Christy's tenor is ideal for "Onaway," and this selection as solist was a happy one.
"The Death of Minnehaha" is more interesting musically than the firs novelist chapter she wrote for her biography by the time it came to sing the tragic story of death and famine. Miss Lonnie Miller and Prof W. B. I. Dawson were soloists and sang it with her.
Plain Tales From the Hill
Plain Tales From the Hill
It was late. The last interurban from the city had just pulled in. A crowd of tired, hungry students got off and made their way to a dinky litter store.
They were just beginning on the snailswalle when a mouse squeaked beneath the counter. The least sleep one of the nasty jerked his bun open quickly, "Ain't in mine," he announced triumphantly.
Professor Crafton, talking about the water carnival in his introduction to theater art class, "I suppose all of
History was being discussed at the dinner table and one boy spoke up and said, "I hear that Napoleon's solitary knowledge didn't know how to bent a retreat.
you will go to that duck and fish exposition over at the muscle cafeteria."
The age of miracles is past," he lectured Professor Blackmar to his sociology class, "but many of our modern inventions would have been called miracles in the dark ages. Why, a child who had a Ford a desilu, and then he added with a suggestive chuckle, 'Still, total of people do that today.'
A bright freshman answered the question. "The drummers just turned around and beat 'Forward.'"
"Well, how did they retreat then? asked an unthinking one.
A student on the back row was sleep. The professor snapped a question at him. A friend of the professor in the rib and whispered in his car.
"Santa Claus," answered the startled man.
"That's better than no answer at all," said the professor.
"Why I thought you said it was raining," someone remarked to a slender college youth as he returned from the porch where it was raining. He repiped it on an am so thin that I saw it in a regular cloudburst and every drop "moved."
Professor—"What is meant by senatorial courtesy?"
Student—"That is the respect which is shown Senator Curtis."
A certain young man in the University had been spending his father's money courting a young lady with quite a retinue of followers. The young man recently received a message from the president that he can't be leader there shall be no hand." So now the band goes on but the young man is not a member.
It has been suggested that if Rhadamthi would postpone the deadline for the submission of manuscripts, it could take some interest in moon verification and emotional astronomy, considerable more manuscripts might be submitted
Professor in abnormal psychology class—"A horse was once placed an equal distance from two piles of hay. The poor bear starved to death because he couldn't decide which he wanted to eat from."
Howard Fleecan, A. B. 292, visited in Lawrence at the Pi Upsilon residence. He is a member of the law firm of Brooks, Brooks & Fleecan of Wichita. He stopped here on route to Lewisworth on business.
Jayhawks Flown
Miss Bessie Daum, c1'3, returned this week from a three months trip through Washington and Oregon.
Gilbert Smith, A. B. 25 visited in Lawrence Sunday with friends and relatives. He is at present a memorial staff of the Kansas City Kannaan.
Harold F. Warner, Winfield, fc 23 visited in Lawrence Thursday morning with friends on his work in to attend a reception of insurance agents in Kansas City.
Miles Vaughan, A. B. 75,' is at present engaged as representative of the United Press in its oriental division.
On Other Hills
Salesman Wanted
Senior women of the Ohio State University have adopted scarlet and gray striped blazers similar to those worn by the men of the class as their official insignia. It was not a direct shell they declare as there is a difference in the number of buttons, cut of the lapel, and shade of scarlet.
The University of Wisconsin has been selected as headquarters for social science research work which it is co-founded to coat more than a million dollars.
Salesman and organizer of sales force wanted for intensive selling campaign among students during first month of school next fall. Liberal commission. Apply in writing, stating experience. Box 654, Daily Kansan.
Michigan University is planning a block "M" for the cheering section. Only juniors and seniors will be admitted. They must wear blue caps if in the "M" part and yellow caps if in the filler.
Baylor University is to have a new athletic building which will be complete within 60 days from the time work is begun.
Establishing a new activity for a college daily, the Wisconsin Daily Cardinal is broadcasting news from Iowa and Wisconsin. University that a regular news exchange among the middle western universities will be the outcome of this
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