PAGE TWO THE UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN FRIDAY, APRIL 23, 1926 University Daily Kansan Official Student Paper of THE UNIVERSITY OF KANSAS LAWRENCE, KANSAS Editor in Chief Associate Editor Assoc. Editor Alber, John P. Alber, Peter J. Short Editor Short Editor Russell Winterspoon Night Editor Night Editor Gordon Allen Gordon Allen Photographer Photo Table Editor Brandon Blanchard Brandon Blanchard Almond Editor Almond Burney Warren Griffin Grace Gibbs Flannery Frederick McNell Lance Felton Freddie McNeill Lance Felton Vaughn Kinnidall Mary Elmire Brittle Fitch Hobie Cline Doty Traversy Hobie Cline Doty Traversy Mackenziebell Mackenzie Business Manager H. Richard McFurlaun Editorial Department... K. U., 48 Business Department... K. U., 48 Entered an on-campus meet must letter from the University of Kansas, Kansas City, Missouri, Kansas, and the University of Kansas, Kansas City, Missouri, and on Sunday morning by students in the Department of Kansas, from the Front of FRIDAY, APRIL 23, 1926 AS A COUNTRY ROAD Tennis, that sport which can be played by the greatest number of students, is being neglected by the University. It belongs under the supervision of a committee on recreation as well as the department of athletics. In the intramural tennis tournament, the contestants must play on courts covered with a half an inch of loose dirt. There are so many holes over the courts that they look like country roads. Some men use ropes for nets, while those who are fortunate enough to have old nets on their courts must wire them to the posts. They were once in fair shape Would it not be a just expenditure to improve the court? The Kansas City Star says we are to have "Five Drier Laws." Perhaps it might be well to get five dry lays, before trying those the Star mentions. PARKING AGGRAVATIONS Parking regulations have become parking aggravations—for some. Someone once said that there is a way to get around every law. Many students, working on that theory, have been trying to find a way out of the present situation. Fourteenth street has been tired, but it is not so good; Oread avenue, too, has been tried, but one might as well walk in the first block. But Oread Avenue next, so they begin talking about the assimilation of such a rule. True enough, it's quite a problem for a student to find a way of driving his car on the campus if he does not need it; it is an assume trick to make all these students condense to walk a block or two; it is more or less democratic and that, but— It's quite a bit easier for a pedestrian to get about the campus safely "HECTOR'S INHERITANCE" "The Slow Train from Arkansas" has been withdrawn from the zones racks of the Missouri Pacific railway by the passenger agent. His conscience hurts, perhaps. A great deal of puffie has been written about working students, honoring them, sympathizing with them, consoling them. Here is the "low down" on the subject. The working student is usually denied several things, to-wit: Social companionship of the opposite sex; week-end jauntes; time to loaf. He gains self-control, knowledge of the value of money; ability to select essentials, and he learns how to utilize his time. He has a horror of several things and dodges them whenever possible. Laboratory courses; courses which require a great deal of outside reading; temptations to spend money. He isn't so easily affected by the continual pressure which forces others to conform to the sentiment of the group. He doesn't give a hang about conforming; his primary reason for coming to college was to get an education. He isn't even heart-breaker if he doesn't make a fraternity. He remembers that there are fraternities because there are colleges, not colleges. He remembers that the Charges are, to the working man, the exciting part of the day, not something which one must bear with fortitude in order to stay in school. The working student has one pet theory. He firmly believes that if no did not have to work four or 5 hours each day he would put much more time on his lessons, read lots of good literature, grasp every opportunity to attend concerts, and broaden himself in many ways. But he wouldn't, and deep down in his hearts he knows that he wouldn't. Within two weeks his good regulations would be gone and he would be leading with as much grace and ease in his more placetable fellows. "Bezikinus banker," quoth the sage which is Polynesian for "Another illusion shot to pieces." WANDERLUST O, spring has come, trails, trachn- or words to that effect. And after spring, dear children, what comes most? The great American tourist season, of course, when one half the world loads itself into every conceivable type of conveyance and goes n-traveling, and the other half of the world stays at home and sells them gas and oil and humidifiers. The college student, after nine months of hard work in school (our editor friends will put "hard work" in quotations), will be most susceptible to the lure of the open road. There one will find stadiers, having a last fling before setting down; and juniors, sophomores and freshmen, all intent on seeing America first and pricing it cheap. Riding in twenty-dollar driers, buying second hand tires and parts, having five blowouts to the mite, five coats to the coating, ten patches to the tube, laughing and sweating, pumping and swearing, sambar and weary, musquitobitten and dusty, they will range abroad in the land, spreading the fame of their Alma Mater with song and story, penmata and paint. Barbecue stands, cold drinks, Palm Beach, oil, gas, oil, the Grand Canyon, Yellowstone, rough roads, pond roads, the Yankee stadium, nashville, concrete, the Marcii stadium, flat tires, burnt bearings, Tia Junn, Hollywood, mud, Indiana Speedway, crack, grease, brook spring, Chevonne's rodeo, September, home. Give me a cure for this itch i my feet; Only use a driver and buy it chame. Puncture three tires and crush the jack. Put grease in my eye and sand it. Let the driver turn turtle and fall in a ditch. Then, dad, send me money—I'll be cursed of the itch. For summer is coming, trn-la, trn-ln At the Concert --problem by laying rubberized caps and gowns that may be used as raincoats. Bortha M. Thomas played a well balanced program at her recital in the auditorium of central Administration building last night. The numbers were interesting, and the interpretation was very varied, with several dashes of inspirational playing. The final group was made up of Rubinstein's "Barcarolle", Rachmann's "Serenade" and the Dobynski's "Moonlight." The unusual numbers and test a pianist's ability to the otknot. Miss Serenade had a better than they are usually done. The Schytte "Sonata" opened the program with a number which gave the pianist an opportunity of demonstrating her mastery of mood and texture. Her music is quite definite. The Chopin group which followed, revealed three distinct moods of the composer. The "imprompt" was perhaps the most interesting and vivid, although there was faulty pedal action in this number. Helen Beenard, contralto, assisted by Lee Greene, accompanist, was the singing artist and she sang two of Mina Thomas' songs, "The Friend" and "The Friend" is a serious number, and is better musically than the average composition of its type. Members of the audience failed to agree whether the words were secular or morals, but there were number in spite of their uncertainty. "The Dear" is a lighter letter, written in the salveln of the words, but it makes the poem seem more improved by shortening it. In that use it would make an excellent enunciation. Mice Beard also sang numbers by Watt, Sprouts, and Corrulium. The latter's number was "Monoone," a song using only one tone, and a severe test for any singer. The last part of the song, a piano passage, was an unaccented variation from pitch which characterized some of the other songs. Mr. Greene was a sympathetic and accurate accompanist. OFFICIAL UNIVERSITY BULLETIN Copy received at the Chancellor's office until 12:00 a.m. Inkinstion at 7:30. Friday, April 25, in room 5, east Administration building. C, R. GARVEY, President. BETA CHI SIGMA Vol. VIII Primary, April 24, 1926 No. 107 ---+----+----+------+----+--------------------------+---+ | Friday, April 23, 1926 ENGLISH DEPARTMENTAL MEETING: There will be a meeting of the department of English Monday after room, April 26 in room 295 Primer hall at 4:30 o'clock. Plain Tales From the Hill W. S. JOHNSON, Chairman Plain Tales From the Hill --problem by laying rubberized caps and gowns that may be used as raincoats. Prof.—"Where's the Enganear Hill?" Frack—I don't see anything to the qualifications the Independent party canmpaize mannaver gave—I wear R. V. D.'s. Senior—"Why, athletic tieket, of course." Studie—"On page 20." A senior has suggested that members of the faculty who object to paying every year for caps and gowns to wear at commencement can solve the At the Kansas Board meeting last week the qualifications of the nominee for Sunday editor of the Kansas for the next six weeks were being discussed. The retiring Sunday editor ended her discussion, and added as an afterthought, "Oh, yes, he was up here with me every night too." It is rumored that in the immediate future a sign will appear on the campus with somewhat the following announcement; WANTED--More K. Independent Party. Among Our SPECIALS for This Week End Will Be Blue Mill Sandwich Shop 1009 Mass. St. Frozen Fruit Salad Always a fresh supply MARTHA WASHINGTON CANDY 70 Cents a Pound University Book Store Bart H. Bronson, Prop. 803 Massachusetts Street The Hat Sale of the Season Half Price for smartest hat styles Dozens and Dozens to Choose From Saturday the Last Day On any Cloth Coat, Dress or Sport Style. 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