PAGE TWO THE UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN WEDNESDAY, APRIL 21, 1926 University Daily Kansan Official Student Paper of THE UNIVERSITY OF KANSAS LAWRENCE, KANSAS Editor-in-Chief Jersey Edmundson Editor-in-Chief Allen Vail Editor Adams Editor Music Editor Sport Editor Russell Winterstein Brightman Editor Harpman Editor Bob Wichmann Philip Wittgenstein Phillip Tait Editor Raymond Sentinel Planet Tait Editor Nathan Stinson Farukh Kumar Warren Griffin Warren Griffin Frederick McNiel Frederick McNiel Louise Fortune Louise Fortune Jose Brower Jose Brower D. J. Trombley D. J. Trombley Edward Kinnall Edward Kinnall John Shevely retired on second-stay, must master French, renewed in the art of 3, 1982, Kazan under the art of March 5, 1983, and on Sunday morning by students in the department. From the Province of Kansas, from the Province of Department of Kansas. Business Manager .. H. Richard McFarland Editorial Department .. K. U. 25 WE BREAK INTO PRINT WEDNESDAY, APRIL 21, 1923 warn a start yourehow to find them their life-long dream had been realized. Someone was reading the editorial column at last! In fact, he took enough interest to offer words of advice, and even to give instructions as to how editors should be written. This was quite a blow to the staff, for they had been living under the deflation that nobody but the members of the Kansan Board ever read Kansan editorials, so that there was none to please but themselves. They smiled and preceded themselves, not unlike poecocks, when they found themselves mentioned in the same paragraph with William Allen White, Ed Hovel, James Whitcomb Riley and numerous other famous editorial writers. To think that they are even asked to try to emulate these celebrities must prove that their latest editorial instructor has some faith in their development, and they bless him for it. Nobody but the staff itself can know the scent criticism to which the Korean column is subjected daily by members of our own department, and so it quite a relief to hear an outsider occasionally. One critic said that we were nothing but yunies and growers, and had no good words for anybody. The next day another ruared our care that the Kansan was becoming light-minded and was too "poppylaims-a" while at the same time an intelligent-looking student hung over the editor's desk to say that we handled such deep questions that nobody could understand them, and who cured about world and interate problems anyhow, for we had enough problems on our own campus to settle. Now comes E. C. K., with a different version of the matter. But like all good sports the editors just laughed and laughed and decided to follow the advice of the sage who said, " listen to them all, dearie, and then go ahead and do as you please." AND THE PUBLIC WONDERS What? A dinner party in honor of Brig. Gennady S. Snedmley, Diver but given by Col. Alexander S. Williams at his Coronado home, March 6; many guests from the best of San Diego's society; fruit cocktail stimulating enough to produce unusual joyfulty; a colonel "full at his home and staggeringly, gigglingly drunk at the hotel" that's what General Butler tells off The Hill election proves that there is nothing independent under the sun. Health conditions as an explanation of the actions; an unfair trial in which General Butter "brow-bent" subordinates into giving testimony different from what they otherwise would have given—that's the story and accession of the other side. A court-martial which heard the evidence and then adjourned permanently without giving the accused any verdict—telling him politely that he has been found guilty—that's the latest development. If a verdict of guilty is given to the Navy Department will it sentence according to laws and rules, or will it impose a penalty so light that the whole affair will be made a big national faice? What a jumble! A few men probably know—while the public wonders! OMNIPOTENT MAN Daily we read of the accomplishments of man, his crowning victories over the laws of nature, of his building great dams, mighty edifices and of the invocation of machines which almost defies the brains of their inventor. Man is great, opportune, the master of all things, until— "IHOPE, T. H., April 19—The native village of Hopolaia lies under fifty feet of cooling haw today, despite the high temperature to Pale, goddess of the volume." Thus in a few short hours the Sery lava streams from Mauna Lei left a path of destruction and devastation. The later of perhaps a lifetime, the dreams, the hopes of man disappeared before the monster like flames. And it is almost twenty years ago to the day that the city of San Francisco was suffering from the effects of a violent earthquake. Destructive though these forces are, they are gyroscopes in their relation to man. He is stumped in his battle and battle of life and brought to roals that there are greater things than here on earth. Man sees himself in his proper perspective to the universe. He is only a tiny bit of matter laboring, sometimes in futility, to gain his daily bread. He is brought out of this kingdom of glory and power in which he revels so much better than he would have seen power greater than he had. Harry they may be at times, they are guilding and shaping his destinies, making his happiness and his success. Yes, man is great, omnipotent, the master of all things, until— The result of the Hill election shows economic advantage—the K Club and the student council can be one page in the 1927 Jayhawk THE LIQUOR JOKE "The lionar joke has been overworked in the last few years," a prominent faculty member said recently to a Kanan writer, "It is hide, sale, trite. I would like to see dropped from use by college publications." And so would many other thinking people. The liquor joke has come down to us through the ages. But since the passing of the prohibition law it has ceased to be merely a joke. It has become deadly propaganda understanding the public morale. It has sown the seeds of folly and are row in the minds of children. It had sown the drunken not from an object of ridicule and contempt to a child, but from an object wrapped in an aura of adulthood and proud with a halo of mirth and good fellowship about his head. College publications are not alone among the guilty. Newspapers, magazines, books, the country over, have lurged at prohibition and at drunkenness. The job is known to themselves with a sickening jack—to find their high school boys wrecked in body, mind and soul; their high school girls with reputations clattered, hope gone; their mothers broken-beaten; their fathers helpless with despair. The towns are filled with vicious-faced boys and dissipated girls, with no ambition, no driving force in life. An education, a home, children, art, literature, music, comfort, happiness, friends, integrity, honesty—what do these things mean to them? Nothing. For tonight there's a "party at Petel" and he has some real Canadian Scetch. Will I be there? I hope to yodel! Proving that "such popularity must be deserved" a speaker tells us that we can't expect to make more than $100 a month the first year out of college. The speaker must have been using fictional. A nation cannot laugh at a thing for six years, day after day, and then expect its young people to take that thing seriously. Town after town, city after city, during the past year has heard its music die away in a wall of anguish, in haunting soles. Can't it time to stop laughing? Let the college publications lead the way. Women continue to invade the domination of man. The first of the week the court of boyville in Lake Geneva, Wis., was usurped by a 13 year old girl, who won a marble tournament. | | Vol. VII | Wednesday, April 21, 1926 | No. 162 | | :--- | :--- | :--- | :--- | | MNNS CLUB GUEST | | | | The Men's Glee Club will meet for rehearsal tonight at 7:30 in Marvin hall, in preparation for concert with girls on Monday night. OFFICIAL UNIVERSITY BULLETIN Correree to the Chancellor's Office now at 1200 a.m. copy received at the Channel 1 once until 11:00 a.m. Val. Vh Wednesday, Avril 9, 1996 No. 163 SIGMA XI: The regular meeting of the Iota学院 of the Society of the Sigma XI will be held Thursday, the 22nd, at 7:30 p.m. in the Chemistry lecture room. This meeting will be open to the public. The presidential address will be given by President G. C. Shand on "Some Contributions of Science Research." The meeting will be followed by a press conference immediately following the address a business meeting will be held for initiation and to receive the report of the Board of Electors. QUILL CLUB AND RHADAMANTHI: GUY W. SMITH, Secretary. A joint meeting of Quill Club and Bhambanathi will be held Thursday evening at 7:30 in the room, central Administration building. Members of Quill Club who are absent from three meetings will be dropped from the club. VIRGINIA SHEAFY Initiation at 7:20 Friday, April 23, in room 5, east Administration building. C. R. GARVEY, President. BETA CHL SIGMA: ALL-UNIVERSITY_CONVOCATION: There will be an all-University convention at 10 o'clock Thursday morning in Robinson gymnasium, Mr. Carl Gray, president of the Union Press. The two K. U., women led the crowd which gathered around the back entrance, from which he was expected to At the Paderewski Concert When at last he reluctantly left the platform and the eager crowd, a typi- cal frenzy ensued. He platformed wipe his eyes belyd, andaid, "I would give fifteen dollars to stand here and hear him play one of my songs, but never thought I would come to that." At the Paderewski Concert (by Miriam McCloland) Paderwiski cut his finger so badly on the piano that between numbers 7 and 9 he could barely lift the blood, took the piano partially apart and put it together again. But Paderwiski continued his program to his injured finger, going out attending to his injured finger. Once he almost bounded on the stage, and shook his famous mane, which, by the way, still flaunts a touch of red here and there through the grym. But back of the curtain he leans in, sword raised in his head and leaned against the curtain support until the appliance outside demanded his appearance again. Monday night when the huge green urtinas of Convention hall parted at cushion to let the slight solidly fierce gore of the world's master pianist spring through the crowd rose in its honor of the "little Ice on land." But Poland's lion has been tamed, perhaps by the heavy hand of age, or perhaps by the tremendous weight of her fur for his country. There is very little left of the acreage, force, young man whom the Paris crowds of 1877 He is meticulously polite, and as long as a hand was raised in applause he continued to bow. Only once did he leave the platform and that was while the piano was be- ing repaired. ' When the covee for the last number was finished the crowd surged forward until hundreds were pressed around the platform, the first rows, in reach of the piano. There for over ten minutes they began to them, looking down and their eager upturned faces, as if he were teaching them some lesson. Between numbers he each time played an interlude, which began with a whispered low voice descended into soft melodies of haunting beauty. By the time he had finished one of those interludes and was ready to play another, the hall was breathlessly silent. When the police barred the upper door in order that the crowds in the balcony could not join the throng already around the platform, a very large crowd would jump on one of the boxes lifted fifteen or so ladies down to the first floor, among whom were two K. U. women. Luckily these two descended just in time to miss a burly policeman's "get back step" and a scramble of frightened women. Pudderawe plays as if he were telling a story. He sits down and begins seriously, with the very evident intention of expressing something to his audience. As he hepa he wears a bandana and emphasizes certain passages with slight movements of his head. Now and then he thrown his head back and appears to listen closely to the flood water that his long blunt hand are making. come out. Through two peep holes in the canvas walls they watched him wrap his injured finger, shake hands delicately with a little child, and wait for his response. With his cake over his arm and his wife's hand on the other, he was escorted out a side taxi and whisked away in a waiting taxi, with only a waw of his precious hand to the camera. He amabilis around the door. William Reese, c'38, was in town Wednesday, April 14, Mr. Reese is a partner in the construction company of Dodd & Kintney. Jayhawks Flown --- Toilet Goods Mr. and Mrs. Raymond Hall, both A. J., 24, now living in Berkeley, CA; Ms. Robert Hall, both A. J., Mr. Mary Hall, before her marriage; Mrs Mary Harken, Mr. Hall is assistant instructor in college at Canyon College, while working on his Ph. D. degree. The marriage of Lailee Durham, 6125, to Emil Kindovater, instructor of civil engineering, Thursday, April 16. The kindovater is a member of Alpha Gamma Delta and Mr. Kindovater of Theta Xavier are at home at 1304 New Hampshire. Miss Edin Reck, c20, and Mr. Edward Lee Johnson were married monthly, April 5, at Miami, Fl. Mrs. and Mr. Reck were married to Ms. McMionn street, Kansai City, Mo. [ An Interesting Week Miss Dorothy Pennock of Amurillo, Texas, and A. W. "Jack" Heckling, e24, were married Easter Sunday, April 4, at the home of the bride, Mrs. Heffling was a former student of C. Tolman College and a graduate university of Missouri, Mr. and Mrs. Heffling will live at 1603 Van Buren street, Amurillo, Texas. Fred W. Poom, A. 4, 15, 16, who has been in economic entomology work since he was graduated from the University, and for the last three years has been in charge of the European corn-stalk laboratory at San- Pouch Bags All this week we will group for your selection the better type garments at unexpected values. Evening Dresses Dresses for afternoon and street wear Suits and Wraps TWO FAVORED SHOWINGS at $22.00 Suits and Party Dresses Smocks Established in 1857 dusey, Ohio, has recently been promoted to a position with the Virginia truck crop experiment station at Norfolk, Virginia. Hosiery Theodore C, Owen, M. A., 35, will become a regular member of the department of English at the Emporia Teachers College in September. At present he is teaching English in the Junior College at Independence, Kan. publicity woman for the strikers, but later became one of their leaders when he was hired by the band and been at the bend of the strikers, was put in jail, Miss Larkin is a member of Gamma Phi Beta, and was a drummer in the Dramatic Club at the University. Margaret Larkin, A. B.'24, of New York went to Punishe, N. J., to become Although Gertrude Eson Meade, A. B., 109, is making a home for two young one, she is in attending the University of Colorado at Boulder. — Don't Neglect — It will cost only 75 cents. that old spring lid. We can rejuvenate it so it will go far into the summer. LAWRENCE STEAM LAUNDRY Phone 383 We Clean Everything You Wear but Your Shoes there was once a triple threat half-back who made straight As. somebody once heard of a professor who never told the same joke twice. And there may be a college man somewhere who doesn't care about being well dressed--but we believe he'd be as hard to find as the other two. Viewing the campus from the standpoint of the purveyor of fine clothing, we state with authority that college men know more about clothes than any other men anywhere. They know what's correct—and nothing else will do. That's why they come here, of course. They know we have college clothes, cut according to their own ideas. By the finest designer too — Society Brand.They know that in a Society Brand suit, of the proper style and fabric, a man can't help looking supremely well.