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AGE TWO
TUESDAY, APRIL 20. 1926
THE UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN
University Daily Kansan
OFFICIAL Student Paper of THE UNIVERSITY OF KANSAS LAWRENCE, KANSAS
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In-office Editor
Josie Edmundson
Mochie Editor
Alcey Lee
John Patr
New Editor
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Editorial Department ... K. U., 22
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Returned as a second-moon, must master Surrender Order. Received from the Department of War, Kansas, under the act of March 5, 1897 and on Sunday moving by students in the department to Camp Berry, Kansas, from the Press of the Department of War.
TUESDAY, APRIL 20, 1920
GROWTH UNDER SUNLIGHT
And as the west sun batt fiercely down on the heads and backs of 8500 track enthusiasts, Charles Hoff, the famous Viking pole vaulter, calmly sat in his dressing room in defiance of a battery of movie cameras.
Thus the thousands in the Kansas Memorial Stadium at the fourth annual Kansas Relays thought they were to taste of the fruit of bitter disappointment. But through the efforts of Dr. Joseph A. Reilly of the Kansas City Athletic Club the modest Norseman was persuaded to abandon hissecution after the army of cameramen had been dispersed. At last the hero worshippers were appalled. All went away contented, some, however, complaining of sun-burned roses and heads, others of aching backs.
There was some solace to these sufferers because the afternoon had been lightened by the appearance of Adrian Paunen, the smiling chip from Holland. He won for himself many more friends and admirers, although some were disappointed because he did not wear wooden shoes.
All in all the Relays were decidedly successful. East, West, North and South met on a common ground. The spirit of interscholastic and international brotherhood and athletics was fostered as the men from the various sections matched their skill and ability. In spite of the few physical discontinuities and imaginary disappointments of some, the dream of Dr John Outland, an admirer and lover of the University, is coming true. The Relays are making for a better and greater K. U.
Our dog feels that he can no longer trust human nature. Just as he be gan to enjoy "Be Kind to Dumb Animals week" along with "Clean Up Week" and he has to take a bath.
A rot-speck may destroy the prettiest apple. And so may a charred building be an eye-sore to a city.
ROT-SPECK
The old mortuary at 734 Massachusetts street which was burned Feb. 5 has had very little work done to clean it up. With the exception of the burned door having been malled on the front and the inside having been partially cleared of dangerous rafters, not a thing has been done to remove this blot on the city's beauty. If the owners of this property have not enough pride in the city to take the ruin away, then the city officials
Hasn't the Chamber of Commerce advertised that this is an attractive city and that this body of Lawrence business men feels a certain obligation to maintain as near an ideal community as possible? Surely this charred building adds nothing to the attractiveness nor does it make Lawrence an ideal community.
Newpaper reports are pretty conclusive in their evidence that there has been a volcanic eruption somewhere in the Hawaiian islands, but no one knows exactly where, due to the fact that the names of the places can't be pronounced.
Milliners are advertising "men catching" hats. Sounds like another bargain sale—on men.
It is about time for the habitual well-wishers to begin saying, "Well, have a good summer."
POLLYANNA CLIMBS THE HILL
"O, I love the exercise I get from dodging the cars on Mt. Oread," smiled our own Pollyanna as she breathlessly raced to the curb at head of Fourth street. "And besides, it makes much an exciting game of crossing the street. I love such games, don't you?"
HILL
"And those sweet law students,
they are such playful boys that I can never get past them without wishing that a b骂车 hoy. Their manners are really much better than they might be, but then why should one think of manners when the boys are having a good time?
"Such a clever idea you have here of laying out your paths in geometrical design! You say that the design is not the result of intention? Well, well, I never could have believed it and had not told me so.
"These steps are quaint, aren't they? They must be cool and comfortable in warm weather, with the ventilation coming in between them so freely. So that is the new library building? I think these cute dips in the roof are just too clever for words." "They remind me of the dips in a roof I once saw in the Ozarks. The man who built it thought that he was building a straight roof, but he was cross-eyed, and could not tell the difference. I think it is much more interesting to see a roof with the dips put in intentionally, don't you?"
"That door does open the wrong way and violate the state fire law, but it must make it much more interesting for the students who are accounted to all doors opening outward. Variety in the spice of life, you know, and if there is one thing which I dearly love, it is spice. "But we really did not want to know what time it was, after all. Of course dinner might be over when we get back down the Hill, but I just simply love to get up cold lunches after the cook has prepared them, don't you?
"I really am glad that that book it gone and they can not find what be came of it. Now we can read the encyclopedia and really learn something. You know I think that the only knowledge that is worth while is contained in the encyclopedia, and it is so much more convenient to use a lot of dingy reference books too.
"Your evening wasted? Tut, tut,
my door, nothing of the sort. Just think of the exercise we got climbing
the Hill and dodging the autos and tugging at the library door. I simply love it, I do."
It must be spring; the Kansas City Elenes won a baseball game the other day and a native of Overall Ridge reports seeing the first tourist.
When a child of fourteen years stands up and says that she and the flaming youth are indications that the second coming of Christ will soon be here there is something unclearly wrong. The Rev. Uliane Machet ULuchet shows that she has had 12,000 copies and most of them have been men.
AND SHE CONVERTED 12,000
One sweet young thing remarked after a new world's record had been set at the relays that she didn't see why they didn't tell you before hand that they were going to set a record so you could be sure and watch.
What can a child of this age know about religious experience? What right has she to go over the country telling about the code for young women? Is it the emotional appeal of a child that has won the converts? Has her education been cared for? If this young evangelist has the ability to do all this with little or no money, in what context with a religious education she would—well can one say. It is probably a good guess that she would not be in the evangelical work, but rather a typical flaming youth.
It is rumored that a K. U. journalist who wears four fraternity pins on the left side of his vest is carrying a pig of linetype metal in his vest pocket on the right side to make his vest hang straight.
Annual election will be held at the regular meeting Wednesday, Apr
21 at 4:30 p.m. New members will be invited. The board will meet at
the following meetings:
OFFICIAL UNIVERSITY BULLETIN
Copy received at the Chancellor's office until 12:00 a.m.
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Tuesday, April 20, 1926
PL LAMBDA THETA;
There will be election of officers at the regular Pli Lambia Theta meet
g. 7,500 p.m. in Wednesday at Honey house. All members should be present
Professor Willem will be in the classical museum, 208 Prunier hall, Wed-
day; April 21, from 11:30 to 12:20, and will lecture on the objects on
the walls.
LECTURE:
ALPHA DELTA SIGMA:
Don Dixie of Kansas City will be our guest at dinner tonight at the Carleen ten room at 6:30. He will speak on covertising subject,
ENNELT, SMITH
Editor Daily Kansan:
SIGMA DELTA CHI;
Chapter meets tonight at 10 oclock tonight at the Acacia house. Elec-
tion of officers and Owl staff for next year. GUY GRAVES, Secretary.
The guy who wrote the line of bank in the Sour Owl about the car-owning aristocracy having their rights infringed upon by the recent parking ordinance and the stimulation which will be given to the junk and scrap iron industry
Campus Opinion
"Pro Bono Publico"
iter Daily Kansan
A paper is usually judged by the editor's "men generally read the paper." Men generally read sporting news, then financial sections and list of all, when they cignite, they read the editors' process, they would have to undergo a process
Kind say, we are accustomed to the presence of spring now. Also we have used Watson library for two years and many (and many) readers) conditions of entering that building. We have memorized the energy lost in entering that building. The editor is so obligated that he is Silent. I don't think that there will be a book on this subject during the weekly dirge on his silence. As summer approaches, the students are tectics, so-called, of our instructors. We standpoint once in awhile or create an innovation by omitting that part from our advertisement and poor advertising to send out over the state. The "rotten state of Hillary Clinton" is not good for us. I suppose there is also a "hand-shaking editor" for political editions.
Another thing, the literary quality of our editorials is noticeable for its use of prose. Such would be impossible for the present staff. But we can expect an absence of titeness of expression, of humor, of even modestly make even dry reading matter easy to read and digest. It is certainly not notable for its style and policy, Enginege Fieldham, Aiadem, William Allen White of Emporia, and others did not gain fame as writers of such imatae titles. Kate Lewis publishes its name of editors.
CEM's letter in yesterday's Kansan
party speech was that the wrong idea
in CEM is wrong in his statements
but that many of the students
have the wrong idea about the Inde-
nment.
Why not grant to college students some degree of intelligence by prescribing for them the social world politics (if national and state policies offend the present government of Kansas and the heirloomed country, or the people), national movements, prohibition, big business and how it is carved out of a supposedly intelligent group of journalists? It would entail more work on the part of the editorial writ-
As the Kansan has opened the season for professors and instructors, I suggest an open season on Kansan editors—E. C. K.
CEM, a campaign on truth will help the politics of this Hill.—W. W. F.
The Independent Ticket was picked in a convention of 200 men as reported by the magazine March 11, a group of non-fraternity men and women gathered at the Black Bill Club with the expressive purpose of electing "Smiling Bill" to the office of chess leader, the announcement committee of the Black Bill Club, with the expressive purpose of electing "Smiling Bill" to the office of chess leader, the announcement committee of the Black Bill Club, and they met in rows mull. They decided that Pachacuchi must be appointed to the Smiling
Editor Daily Kansan:
since college students will no longer have any use for their campus cars. —E. F.
Editor Daily Kansan;
In a recent issue of The Kanman
Journal, I wrote that the faculty
expresses his belief that the faculty
should wear caps and gowns in the
schools where he goes to meet
gestes that the opinions of the alumni
of the University on this matter
are more important than alumnus I shall express my opinion
The wearing of caps and gowns by faculty members in the commencement ceremony are nonsensical, and among faculty memebers there is a need to rank the ranks of those who find in flaming academic robes the only possible university fully aware of their "scholarship" status. It should eschew ostentatious display of this cheap sort it is the faculty of an institution.
Paul M. O'Leary, A. B. '22
Plain Tales From the Hill
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The recent news story concerning the order by the Chancellor that a mask of black be placed over the front of the Owl owl almost leads to death. Masked Masks who so recently withdrew from politics have taken over the Owl.
Meager Satisfaction
The only real man to attend the Puff Pant From the other night, except the orchestra and the janitor, entered from the fire escape about 11:30 with hair disheveled, and wearing a bath bar袍.
"Guess he's watching his clothes have a good time," remarked one of the 'dates' in an audible tone.
Emily Post: "Your old book is the bunk." Mrs. Richardson: "So's your old manners."
Those priding themselves on brevity should read the paper posted on a Fraser hall bulletin board. Voltaire and Piton, the epigrammatist, exchanged challenges to write the shortest letter possible. When Voltaire was starting on a holiday he wrote "It is the which is Latin for 'I am going to the courthouse.'" Pitron's answer was "I," which is Latin for "Go."
In business correspondence the record is divided between Victor Hugo and his publishers, Hugo, anxious to know how his "Les Misérables" fared in the publisher?" and the publisher "?" and the publisher bramphytly replied "!"
The bewildered student stood before the candy counter helplessly. There were so many boxes of delicious sweetmeats to choose from and he was so eager to please—which was he to take?
He looked them all over again, carefully. Suddenly his eyes lighted up; he had it. He held up a beautiful box of cards and read "To the Only One I Ever Loved."
"You like it?" the clerk asked. "Just the thing," the student replied, "Wrap up six of them for me right away."
It was a big lecture class and the professor was calling the roll for the first time. He was going down the list of names rapidly, but suddenly he stopped, held the book closer to eyes, and stared with a puzzled look.
"Miss, er—, D-u-m-m," he dubiously spelled out.
"Dumm, just plain Dumm," answered the girl on the back row.
At the Concert
swered the girl on the back row.
"Oh, yes, I know," said the professor,
"but I wanted you to say it."
"Say, kid," said one of the Hill athletes to a member of the fair sex,
"Have you seen Miss R--? In she still in that class?"
"Oh, you mean that rather fat girl who wears her clothes sloppy, and has long brown hair and wears the most attroatous hat? And . . . ."
"Guess that's the one. I've got a date with her," he casually replied.
Ignace Jan Pederekew, a pianist and statesman, played a wonderful concert to a receptive audience in the convention hall in Kansas City last night.
His opening number was the Liest transcription of Baskin's "Fantasia and Jung in G Minor," a piece originally composed for the organ, which was then reused as the minor and Mozart's "Rondo, A minor." The second of these numbers was especially well executed and showed to advantage the wonderful lightness of touch of the great music and two numbers were well received.
Then cme Beethoven's "Sonata in D Minor, Opus 31, No. 2" of which the third movement was especially well executed.
The second part of the program began with the Listt transcriptions of Schubert's "Serenade" and "Erikling." These were followed with four of Chopin's numbers, consisting of "Bahamut," "Chopin 62," "Muzartx," F.Sharp Minor, Opus 59, and "Valse, A Flat, Opus 34."
"Nocture A Raguse" by Ernest Schelling, a former pupil of Pade-
//cephalotomy, was awarded the "Hungarian Rhapsody No. 13" con-
pleted the regular program.
made known its wishes by clamorous applause and those on the lower floor crowded up about the platform. The artist was generous his encorceration, which enabled him to be Chopin's "Value", C Sharp and, Ala' Flaht, "A Flatt", and finally, to complete one of the most pleasing compositions in years, he played his own composition at Carnegie Hall, when it was at last happy and satisfied and the program complete — J. H. B.
After baffling generations of human scholars, that philosophical riddle, the Etruscan language, is at last being recognized by Signor Augusto Cavalacci.
In answer to a questionnaire recently sent out by "The Clarion" of the University of Denver only nine women students out of 200 who answered stated that they had not been kissed.
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