PAGE TWO WEDNESDAY, APRIL 14, 1 THE UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN University Daily Kansan Official Student Paper of THE UNIVERSITY OF KANSAS LAWRENCE, KANSAS Editor-in-Chief Assoc. Editor Amnesiac Editor Book Editor Sport Editor Russell Writer/Editorial New Editor New Editor 1st Ed. Night Editor Night Editor Google Aloe Franchise Editor Franchise Editor Nathaniel Union Journalist THE HILL BOARD MEMBERS Warren Gilson Lawrence Poehler Jessica Dole Vaughn Neisham Mary Eleanor Fitzpatrick Robert Gluee Robbie Clark Douglas Tracer Hillie Macmillan Matthew Haller Matthew Ballard Business Manager .. M. Richard McFarlane Editorial Department .. K. U. 55 Business Department .. K. U. 68 Entered on income-case mail master,宗祟. Born in Kansas City, Missouri, renter, Kansas under the dict of March 4, 1926. Visiting his parents and on Sunday morning by students in the University of Kansas, from the Prairie of the Department of Kansas. WEDNESDAY, APRIL 14, 1926 THE KANSAS RELAYS The University of Kansas should be proud of its relays. Beginning four years ago as the idea of Dr. John Outland, an alumnus, the event has grown until it is one of the major track events in the Middlewest. Last year more than a thousand athletes from schools scattered all over the United States competed in the big event. Track events are rated in importance largely by the number of records, sectional, American, or world, that are broken. Records fell by the wholesale at the Kauaus rehays last year, including three world marks. The Kansas relays are considered of such importance today that although Ohio State University relays are held on the same day, the Kansas event is this year drawing six of the best Big Ten schools. Every Valley school has men entered in the relays except Missouri, which school chose to support the Texas and Riel relay in preference to a Missouri valley institution. A larger number than ever of special attractions are listed on the program for the rejugh this year. The appearance of Charley Hoff, celebrated Norwegian pole vaulter, will be of much interest. He has broken the world's record several times since coming to America and seems not to have reached his limit. Adrian Paulen, Middle middle distance champion, and Schwarz, holder of a number of records in the weight events, are also listed on the program. Such a list of attractions is deserving of the support of every Kansan, and we should be proud to have an event of such wide interest. WIDE SELF-EXPLORATION There is a certain undefinable something closely akin to glory that resides in the vicinity of a trophy case. WIDE SELF-EXPLORATION In medieval times knights leapt scarred battle-axes and mounted heads of warriors tell deeds of valor on the field of honor and in the hunt. The most revered and respected knight in the countryside was the one who boasted the largest collection of trophies. And down through the ages, man's inherent ego has led him to display proudly his rewards for brave and worthy deeds. The Kansas Jayhawk, in his saliener into the camps of the enemy, and his entrances into the lists to fight for fame and honor numbering almost legion, has emerged many times with trophies of victory. Huge living cups, embazoned shields, battle-scarred footballs, basketballs and baseballs, all have come into his possession as commemorators of victory, of deeds nobly done. Where are they now? In some out-of-the-way corner of Robinson gymnasium, perhaps, covered with the dust of five years of unmolested repose. More than one high school athlete, on Mount Oreack for the first time at the recent basketball tournament, looked in vain for the "troopy room," where he expected to find ample justification for his unsevering loyalty to his state university; concrete evidence that his belief in its athletic prowess had not been misplaced. Ribbon gymnastics is inadequate for housing the ever-increasing physical training and coaching staff; it is true, but a room in some other gilding could be temporarily pressed onto service. In these days of self-exploitation and propaganda, a room in which these rewards for merit could be fitly displayed would go a long way toward putting the University of Kannan foremost in the minds of prospective students. SOMETHING NEW UNDER THE SUN The man who said there was nothing new under the sun was wrong. We have it, right on the campan. For years we have wept and waited about traffic conditions but now with a sigh of contentment we gaze out the window on streets that are not lined with "wrecks," where the absent-minded professor or student may wander with perfect safety and where traffic cops "pick" the trespassers who would spill the picture. True, it is a little hard on the students who must park their cars on the 45 degree angles which surround the hill, but they have not troubled Heaven undely with immersion and a number of sets of lids that have been needing exercise are resting it. Soon the April showers will have brought the May flowers and there will be no screen of "flivers" between us and them. As we underbiter and you mediating on the beauties of nature there will be no warning screech of collegiate tamed horn to interrupt us. Won't it be a grand and glorious feel? Then last but not least the student council, who have driven so earnestly to leave some footprints on the minds of time, shall not have labored in vain; for once they will have done something to be proud of. THE WORLD COMES TO K. U THE NOVELIST NOW. That long-waited trip around the world can be taken right here in Lawrence Friday. N few of us have either the time or financial journey to journey 'round the world. But it is our rare good fortune that our students from foreign hands have brought the world to our own doorstep. International Talent Night is the offer of our talented foreign students to share with their American counterparts the traditions and culture of the hands which have given them birth. International unity can be built only on true friendship between nations. Friendship can be held only on understanding between the peoples of all nations. Understanding can be held only on a knowledge of the habits and customs of other peoples. Friday night we are to be permitted to share in the rare gifts our foreign comrades have brought to America. Not merely to indicate our appreciation for the compliment they have paid us by coming to America to join in our lives and at a great University, but to add to our own enlightenment and understanding is our presence demanded. The world invites K. U. to pay an informal visit Friday night. "What we want is a law, strongest in enforcement and weakest in liquor," said Mrs. Henry W. Powabey of Beverly, Mass., head of the female army that invaded the senatorial "wet and dry" hearings Monday, Sixty-five women witnesses from the National Women's Committee for Law Enforcement, that is meeting in Washington, were sent to the hearing. THE FEMININE ARMY ATTACKS The first thing that they did was to present to the committee a great petition signed by 15,396 New Jersey women urging a strengthening of the dry law. A large crowd followed them in, and everything went fine until Mrs. Pusbody was asked about section 29 of the Volunteer act. She hesitated until the number was interpreted for her, then she said, "We leave the legal matters to our counsel." A group of women can do effective work in helping with the prohibition problem, but their work will not be appreciated or ever receive a place until every woman gets a clear understanding of all the details and not more generalities of the question in her mind. The regular payroll should be signed by Thursday evening, April 15. KARL K10QZ, Chief Clerk. OFFICIAL UNIVERSITY BULLETIN Copy received at the Chancellor's office until 11:00 a. m. Vol. VII Wednesday, April 14, 1926 No. 156 MEN'S GLEE CLUB REHEARSAL: There will be a short rehearsal at 7:30 in Marvin hall. The information expected last night regarding commencement contest is desired at this time. T. A. LARREMORE, Director. Vol. VII Wednesday, April 14, 1926 No. 156 *************************** All Panasonic candidates and workers will meet at the Kappa Sigma curse, 1537 Tremont Street, at 3 wck Sunday afternoon. It is important hatt all candidates and workers be present. PACHACAMAC: VILLIAM HARRISON, Chairman Executive Committee ZOOLOGY CLUB: The regular meeting of the Zoology Club will be held in 204 Snow hall Monday evening at 7:30. Miles Larsen will speak, and the old members will have an opportunity to meet the newly elected members. W. W. NEWBY, President. There will be a meeting of the School of Business on Thursday, April 5, at 3:30 p.m. in room 292 west Administration building, to nominate officers for the new School of Business. Professor Wilcox will be in the classical museum, 208 Fraser hall, on April 15, from 10:30 to 11:20, and lecture on the objects exhibited by Wilcox. CLASSICAL MUSEUM; Fifteen hundred dollars must be bought by the sophomore class at Stanford University to pay for damages the students will pay in the buildings with missing freshmen. The total enrollment in the School of Liberal Arts of Northwestern University is 1945 for the second semester. The staff of "The Hullababe," the university publication of Tulane university will publish each week the life of each dean of its college. Nine University of Wisconsin student formed an orchestra and played their way around the world last summer. KEN FITCH for Business Manager 1927 Jayhawker Partisana Absolutely Independent Non-Political "The Committee *** **** feels, at course, that all of the candidates endowed are capable of editing and managing the 1927 Jankwitzer, though recognizing that Kiech has the decided advantage of greater editorial power by the Jankwitzer Advisory Board in the Daily News, April 15." Should Qualifications Count? 1. Given highest recommendation of all candidates by Jayhawkter 1. Advertising Manager (see above). 2. Advertising Manager 1925 Jayhawker. 3. Assistant Business Manager 1925 Jayhawker. 4. The only candidate old enough to sign a legal binding contract. 5. Record Advertising Sales 1925 Jayhawker. 6. Present Advertising Manager, Weaver's. 7. Advertising Salesman Wileita H. S., publications. 8. Three full year's business experience before entering college. 9. Traveling representative Arnold Coffee Co. with 32 consecutive months of high sales. 10. Only candidate with 2 years experience on the Jayhawker. 11. Only candidate having studied advertising in journalism department. 12. Advertising salesman for University Daily Kansan. 13. "A" and "E" student. "A National Prize-Winning Jayhawker for 1927" IT'S OFF No Date Rule Tonight or Tomorrow Night for "Dream Waters" (Sponsored by W. A. A.) Robinson's Pool 8:15 p.m. 75c Seats Reserved at Women's Physical Education Office The Independent Ticket Petersen - Melander OFFICERS MEN'S STUDENT COUNCIL President ... "Al" Petersen 1st Vice Pres. ... "Boh" Patterson 2nd Vice Pres. ... "Shorty" Meisner Secretary ... "Charlie" Embree Treasurer ... "Big Six" Lattin Cheerleader ... "Smiling Bill" Melander College Representatives Pete Springer Russel Hagler James Tait Lad Grady Walter Freese Rice Lardner Louis Davidson Harold Baker Herbert Pennington...Ray Dohyns...Ray Wheeler Engineering Representatives Law School Louis W. Krings Fine Arts Lee S. Greene Pharmacy School Vic Mallory Education Forest Hewitt Medic School Mathew McDougall Graduate Herbert Gaston COLLEGE OFFICERS Pres.—Ernest Stanley V. Pres.—Floyd Russell Sec. Treas.—Josephine Allen ENGINEERING OFFICERS Pres.-Bill Patterson V. Pres.-Earl Hortor See-Treas.-Bryan Rexroth ATHLETIC BOARD Ath. Member—Stan Engle Non Ath. Members—Bill Clark —Don Isett "Let the Office Seek the Man" ---