PAGE TWO THE UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN WEDNESDAY, FEB. 24, 1926 University Daily Kansan Official Student Paper of THE UNIVERSITY OF KANSAS LAWRENCE, KANSAS Raymond Nichols Editor-in-Chief Editor, New York Times Editor, Champion Editor Ryan Lawley Brian Lawley Alan Van Roosenthal Sport Editor Alex Van Roosenthal Sunday Editor Freddie Meyer Monday Editor Nicholas Editor Robert Turing Plain Tales Editor T. C. Ryder Plain Tales Editors George Causey John Shilby John Bidder Steve Bidder Louise Frison Russell Winters Jessie Edmondson J. F. Patt Viggy Kinnail Robert Sibleman Jeremy Gibbons Business Manager ... H. Richard McFarland Editorial Department ... K, U, 85 Business Department ... K, U, 60 Entered as sergeant-cawk, mail master Jannette Kavanagh, Kansas, under the act of March 3, 1907. She served as a captain and six Sunday morning by students in the Department of Kansas, from the Forest of the Department of Kansas. WEDNESDAY. FEB. 24. 1926 It has been estimated that studentb exert 14 million pounds of energy a week in trying to open outward the doors to Wesley library, which are made to open inward. This energy, if applied all at once, would be enough to drag the building down Fourteenth street and back up again. COMMERCIALIZED VULGARITY What a profitable pastime this commercializing vulgarity must be! Last Friday and Saturday the theater goers of Lawrence were given an opportunity to be amused by a troupe of colored players who certainly surpassed any of their kind. They are to be congratulated on having nerve enough to stoop to the gutter level in an attempt to entertain their audience. And the management of the Bower-sock, too, is to be congratulated on the type of shows it has succeeded in booking. In defense, Sunshine Sammy, the famous little colored player in the Hal Roach comedies, possibly exceeded all expectations of the crowd. But this does not justify the vulgarity of the remainder of the troupe. The Kansan still clings to its policy of last fall. The Bowersock management deserves severe criticism for depriving the theater-going public of high class entertainment when it is possible with slight amendments of policy to secure it. Also, the management is to be condemned for presenting such entertainment as was presented this last week end. THE RADIO RALLY This evening at 8:45 many loy Jayhawkers throughout the country will tune in on station KFKU t hear again K. U. songs and yells But these will not be the only in centive. There will be the reassuring voices of old instructors, music by the orchestra, a selection or two by the glee club, and other forms of music and entertainment. Thousands who have hurried along Mt. Oread's ice walks in winter and sauntered leisurely down her grassy, shaded slopes in early spring will for an hour live again on the campus of their Alma Mater. Memories of school days, dimmed by cares of the intervening years, will be revived and will for a time sway the mind and emotions of K. U. alumni. The success of radio night depends to no small extent upon the student body. The gymnasium should be well filled tonight. The "Rock Chalk" and "Stand up and Cheer" must have volume and must be given with vigor if alumni are to be made feel that, though the student body changes, the same K. U. spirit is ever perpetuated. In addition to alumni many others will listen in on KFKU. Many will hear the famous "Bock Chalk" for the first time. Some will gain their first impression of a great university. Students should do their part to see that this impression is the beat—such as it will be if everyone turns out for the radio rally. They All Belong, at Baker The University Daily Kansan carried the following sentence Sunday in the story concerning the Baldwin scandal sheet: "The school has already expelled 12 students as the result of the action taken by a special committee on discipline composed of faculty members of T. N. E." SOMNAMBULISTIC TENDENCIES Faney, for a moment or so, the Kanman employed an expert statistician to find some data concerning the situation that existed in the library yesterday morning. After figuring the pages, volumes, available study time the students have, etc., he would probably precede his statistical data with such a repair as this: "If a schedule might be arranged whereby students would be in the library at certain specified times, the reading would run along smoothly. But since there are no such schedules, there is an over demand for certain books at certain times. Consequently those students who check out reserve books over the week end and fail to return them to the library at a clock are working hardship on their follow classmates." *Psychologist agree that in many instances these individuals are affiliated with a case of permanent samumbulum, while in the others there is an underdeveloped sense of fair play.* The deadline is 8 o'clock for receive books to be delivered from 10 o'clock or 1 o'clock. Play square with others who have library assignments and get your book back on time. An eastern professor says that a thousand years from now we will be living under the ground. That's no doubt true, but why call up such an applescent subject. SENATOR REED AGAIN ORATES Two hours of oratory were turned loose on a St. Louis audience Monday by Senator James Reed, Missouri, in a speech which purported to be carrying the World Court issue to the people. Only once, and then for a short time, did he break away from his emotional appeal and his prayer to the "immortal" George Washington. At this time he used a little argument, which must have been only incidental, for it was at the end of the story in the next day's newspapers. "Why are we here to celebrate the birthday of George Washington if we are to repudiate his immortal words?" Senator Roe asked. Other people often celebrate the day because they believe Washington to have been a superior man, not an immortal being. Again: "Was Washington a rebel and a fool, or the bravest of the brave and the wisest of the wise?" In answer, of course, it would be out of the question to consider that he might have been somewhere between. The biggest objection to the rule passed by the Charlesman, Mo., school board, barring married students from attendance, is that it may encourage matrimony among the students instead of discouraging it. HOHENZOLLERNS MAKE MERRY The poverty-striken ex-kaiser is now celebrating since he has prospects of being compensated by the Germans with millions for the loss of his vast estates. For eight years this fallen imperialist has withstood the rigors of poverty in a million-dollar estate. Now that he is to receive a large amount of money from his former subjects, he is making merry. Not only are he and his family entertaining guests royally, but they are also accepting invitations to receptions outside their castle grounds. Memories of the war have faded. The German people, sacrificing to pay countries which were devastated by his men and the allies during the World war, will get no part of this payment. They must work for everything they will get. The matter of money is changing his likes to those of the days of his supremacy. Memories of the pump of court and the parade in review have not been forgotten during his period of confinement. With this gift from the German people he is renewing his gay life. Wilhelm can make merry, for he is to receive millions. MAC DOWELL MEETING: There will be a meeting of MacDowell Club tonight at 8:15, in the rest room of central Administration building. FRANCES BROOKS, BROOKS OFFICIAL UNIVERSITY BULLETIN Copy received at the Chancellor's office until 11:00 a.m. Vol. VII Wednesday, February 24, 1926 No.118 The Quill Club meeting has been postponed until next Thursday, March 4, on account of the Men's Golf Club concert. AASE (GEORGE, See. OUILL CLUB: Copy received by the Chancellor's Office built 1130 a.m. Vol. II, 114. Welcome, February 24, 1996. No. 118 ZOOLOGY CLUB: SENIOR CLASS MEETING: Because of the importance of the senior meeting, the regular Zoology Club meeting for Feb. 21 will be postponed until March 10. *Died January 7th.* There will be an important meeting of the senior class in the Little Theater of Gull hill, at 7:30 p. m. Wednesday, Feb. 24. Matters of vital importance to the 1926 class will be decided. Fred Harris, K. U. alumni president, will speak. WILFRED BELGARD W. W. NEWBY, President? UNIVERSITY MEN'S GLEE CLUB; The Moe's Club Chorus at 7:00 tonight fue rehearsed in the Engineering auditorium, to be followed by slapping over the radio. SOCIOLOGY CLUB: Mr. Hugo Ocker, of Kawasaki City, will spend to the Sociology Club at 7:30 p.m, feb. 25, in Westminster hall. LOUIS E. EVANS, President. BUDGET CONFERENCES: The schedule for budget conferences Thursday, Feb. 25, is an follow 10:20, Zoology; 2:00, Botany; 2:00, Entomology, The University orchestra will rehearse at 7:00 p.m. on Thursday in Fraser chapel, on account of the concert by the Men's Club, Hobart. UNIVERSITY ORCHESTRA: Book Notes Campus Opinion --would term "ill-gotten" profits. W M Editor Daily Kansan: The action of the Men's Student Council in fining Sigma Girl Chi $100 for the publication of the Lucky number of the Sour Owl looked a whole lot as if the Council were merely forcing the boys to share the profits of the publication. True enough, the Owl was not what it should have been, but there is some question an to the justice of the fine and the use of it. --would term "ill-gotten" profits. W M KARL O. KUERSTEINER, Director. Sigma Delta Chi has apparently favored the Gloe club and its trip to New York, for it was the first fraternity to make a donation to the organization. The $100 to that fund, it would look much better for the Council and it should take away that feeling that the Council was merely sharing what they knew. Shelia Kaye-Smith's readers and admirers in this country will be interested in her novel, "Starbrace." W. M. Charles G. Norris's new novel, "Pig Iron" will be published by E. P. Dutton & Company March 5. It tells the story of a Massachusetts boy who ventures to New York in his latter teenage, hoping for a job, the work he had done at home, and of events that finally open the way to fortune through debeings in iron, and the millions that roll into his lap and what they mean to him. It covers a period of about forty years in the central figure's life and is said to be such a size of the American business man as ever written. which the Duttons have lain published, it is one of her early stories and its dramatic twist has been infused with narrative, and its interesting characterization are closely akin to these quilies in such later works as "Love in the Crown" and "Jennu Goddard." The tale is of a wild an untamed young fellow of eighteenth century Sussex, the offspring of an unfortunate marriage, from whom temperament and circumstances units to make inevitable a tempestuous relationship with a battle between the English and the Prester's forces at Prescotland. Sir Harry Johann's new novel, "Relations" will be published by Harper's this month. This latest novel by the author of "The Gay Dombies", and "The Man Who Did the Right Thing," is the story of a self-made Englishman who finds a hard adventure in the Australian gold fields. "How to Draw Cartoons," by Briggs which Harper's publish this month, is dedicated to "Mrs." from "My." The Briggs' own famous cartoons, but cartoons by Webster, Ding, Donahay, Goldberg,洪 Fulbrider, Island, McCay, Herfindahl, Herbert Johnson, King, Herfindahl, E. T. E. Powers, Englis and Williams. Plain Tales From the Hill News item handed in by a cub: The members of Sigma Delta Chi last night paid the $100 fine levied against them by the Men's Student Council Today two members of the council left, via various points of importance to attend a conference at New Orleans. Plain Tales From the Hill --man thinketh, so he is; but how about the man who thinks he is the whole cheese?" An embryo journalist dishes out the following bit of philosophy: "As a 1102 WALNUT ST 936 MAIN ST. 636 MINN. AVE. To those who have looked elsewhere and then bought Royals, the superiority in style and value is self-evident. Hundreds of college men already know the quality of Royals. "BUZZ" A popular style in either black or tan calf. Kansas City Stores College Shop 837 Mass. St. First co-ed: "I feel terribly sorry for Thelm, don't you? She flunked out of school." Second one: 'Naw, why should I feel sorry for her?' She was nothing at a mother sister. One morning recently Van, the animal man, greeted the students as usual with his regular cheerful expression. But instead of his usual "good morning," or "hello" he accepted them with this: "Good morning everybody, good morning." Religious week will soon be over and we can then again call anybody anything we want to. Next week I'll not be so courteous. Ruben was sorrow dispossessed last week. He thought we were going to have a county fair on the campus; but what he thought was going to be was not happening, and turned out to be a new flag pole being created by the R. O. T. C. LAWRENCE business College Lawrence, Kansas. Offers special courses in bookkeeping shorthand, typewriting, banking, etc. Chocolate on Peanuts and Chocolate-Covered Peanuts are both selling for 39c a pound at Fox Peanut & Coffee Shop 1111 Mass, St. --- STUDENT WANTED Exceptional opportunity for male student desirous of working his way through college by selling a wonderful line of candies in off-hours. Apply today—state age, size, nationality, experience, year and course in University. Address "F," care the Kansan Men's Glee Club Benefit Concert --- The best singers in the Valley will strut their stuff which brought home the Missouri Valley Glee Club Championship from Wichita. Robinson Gymnasium Thursday, Feb., 25 8:15 p.m. The singers who will make staid old Father Knickerbocker sit up and take notice when he hears them in Carnegie Hall March 6. Frieda Hempel - Soprano Leading Soprano—Metropolitan Grand Opera Company UNIVERSITY CONCERT COURSE EXTRA ATTRACTION Robinson Gymnasium Wednesday Evening, March 3rd - - - - - 8:20 o'Clock Seats Now Selling $2.00 $1.50 $1.00 Round Corner Drug Store School of Fine Arts Office Bell's Music Store