PAGE TWO THE UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN TUESDAY, NOVEMBER 17, 1925 University Daily Kansar Official Student Paper of THE UNIVERSITY OF KANSAS LAWRENCE, KANSAS Education: Adobe Creative Associate Editor George Carver Associate Editor Raymond Nibbels Associate Editor Susan Krasner Sport Editor Clyde Frost Sport Editor Warren Geoffrith Cumputer Editor Gilan Geno News Editor Elizabeth Sanders Alumni Editor Fred Woolf Editor Pieces Editor Ike Pielscher Plain Titles Editor Alice Van Miermons Other Board Members Elio Bello Lawicee Blox Lawicee Robert L. Timmons Robert L. Timmons Jacole Klennison Jacole Klennison Mary Appel Mary Appel Floud Simington Jay Jensen Business Manager H. Richard McFarlane Editorial Department Business Department K. U. of Inward to secondary mail matter September 17, 1916, at the post office at Lawrence, Texas, for a quarter of an hour in the afternoon, two times a week and on Sunday morning by students in the university of Kansas, from the Press of 10 TUESDAY, NOVEMBER 17, 1925 GIVE 'EM HELL KANSAS “And behold there was great walling and grassing of teeth as they searched the rabble for a queen and bent their homecoming decorations into flats.” The first question that arises as we try to find the reason for our reversion to royalty is just why are we having this queen? As nearly as the Kansan can find the chief reason is to serve an awn for a parade. Our pop here at K, U is at such a low bolt that we must have hail in the form of a queen of Homecoming before we can incite the students to a pop parade. We must teach them to say "Long live the Queen" before they will come back with "Hell with Mizoon." Why can't we have a parade without a lot of flotshes which one no has time to construct now that we are all too busy with Homecoming decorations and a queen which no one wants. There is still a fight left in the Jayhawker. Our peep is not dead; it is only lost in the storms of disgression growing us. We are all trying to find where the peep has gone when as a matter of fact it is not gone at all; it is still in us. Let's get away from all the foolishness and artificially. Let's have a Holiday day that will make other years look like a golf ball in the Atlantic ocean. Let's make up, forget our differences, get the old fight and "Give 'em Hell Kannas." Moe and Izzy have been torn from the New York prohibition force. Thirt metropolis is determined to defeat Voluntea's good intentions. THE WORLD COURT Student opinion has never carried any influence in this country in national affairs because there has never been any organization behind it. Now the students of the United States will have an opportunity to tell congress how they feel about the entrance of the United States into the World Court when it is brought up for action. In practically every institution of higher learning student forums are being held in which the question of the World Court is discussed. It is the purpose of those back of the forums to have the students take an active interest in them, and to express their opinions. The opinions gained from these meetings will be expressed in a great convention made up of delegates selected to represent schools all over the country preceded by polls on the campuses. This convention will be held at Princeton December 11 and 12, and the opinion of the students of the nation to be gained from this meeting will be expressed to Congress just before it begins the discussion of the World Court problem. THE GANG'S ALL HERE And the day shall come when the alumni will return and the booze will flow as a mighty stream. That is Homecoming day, when men are men and they prove it by pouring cupions libations to Bacchus. Yes, the alumni (some of them) will return on Homecoming day with a smile on the lip and a bottle on the hip. Drink. Why not? The alumni have that privilege. Relieve it or not. Their thirty souls yearn for the forbidden nectar of the glorious golden cornfields of Kansas. And who would ask them to cast aside their liquid joy-juice, the mead of the roads cf. Mt. Oread? To be fronk about it, the Kansan asks ray, it pleads that the alumni body cast aside their tradition of the purge of liquor, the stagger of unstendy feet and the half-crazed laugh of the collegiate deankard on this Homeschool day. Why not make this day, when the Tiger snarls at the screeching Jayhawk, a model Homeschool, a day of soberness? And when the game is over and lost, host the Tiger walk on steady paw and the Jayhawk fly on steady wing; and may they stand together with wings and paws on each other's shoulders and then drink UNCLE SHYLOCK Newspaper reports say that King Tet was only a 15-year-old boy when he died. Too much attention for such a child—spoiled him! In a day when the economic basis of international relations is becoming fully recognized, the soundness of a world court should be even more realized than it was in the days when we nively believed nations wert to war chiefly in the defense of great and humanitarian principles. The complexity of economic problems requires for their adjustment research, statistics, interpretation, in short the patient work of experts. Such work requires a permanency of organization and personnel that is the very opposite in nature to the diplomatic conferences and prime minister's council through which world problems are still commonly tackled. This permanency and expert nature is the principle upon which the world court is based. How much the world's political problems are economic problems and how futile the traditional diplomatic machinery is in meeting them has been illustrated in the unsatisfactory operation of the treaty of Versailles provisions. It required a commission of financial and economic experts, the Dauwa commission, to patch up the numerous holes in the ship of peace after it came out of the hands of the Versailles' shipperists. We are not sure yet whether the business man have done a lasting job, but it appears to be more craftsman-like than he work of the statesmen. The economies of the international situation is recognized in the suggestion for an economic Washington conference. It is also apparent in the open fear of European counties of Wall street's stranglehold on world affairs. Talk of a "world past" to insure America the financial hegemony of the nations of the world was sounded in the German newspapers recently. The imperialism of America which the nations of the world wear is not the invasion of the weak countries by our marines to protect the "rights" of American property abroad." The new imperialism is the tyranny of the creditor. It is the Shylock imperialism. And America for a large part of the world is uncle Shylock now. The great God Pep demands a football queen! With no hobo day in which to ward our childish emotions from the roughness of a barrue, floats, and of all things—a football queen! I suppose she will sit in the grandstand and crown the heroes with laurels, as did the queens with victories, as did the勇士s victorious in the tournaments. Editor Daily Kansan: , Campus Opinion And then some man can conceive the idea that it would be "nice" to have each sorsory decorate a float. None of the sorsorys is particularly well known, but energy in decorating a float, but doubtless they will all fall in line because "everybody else is doing it." To appeal to the pride and glory of each organization there will be a lady-in-the-air who helps to decorate each of such sorsory. The whole degenerates into a cheap popularity contact. Are we so guiltful that we must do every fool thing that someone comes along and wants us to do? I wonder if we are sure our sorsory would stick to its true conventions and fail to conform? OFFICIAL UNIVERSITY BULLETIN If students were asked what they knew of the coaching Student Conference at Princeton, 90 per cent of them would say they didn't know or The internship will be open for signature at the business office on Nov. 18, 19 and 20. KARL KLAHOZ, Chief Chef Copy received at the Chancellor's Office until 11:00 a. m. Vol. VII Tuesday, November 17, 1925 No. 61 IRREGULAR PAYEOLL; There will be a regular W. A. A. meeting at 4:30 p.m. Wednesday, Nov. 18. Board meeting will be promptly at 4 p.m. All those who have not purchased copies of the revised constitution may do so at this time. BROOKLYN DAVIS, President Somebody's Prof.: "I am tempted to give you a quiz." **GMA XI:** The regular November meeting of the Iona chapter of the Society of grsm Ki will be held Wednesday, Nov. 18, at 7:30 p.m., in the lecture room B. Blake hall, in celebration of the centenary of the invention of photography. **GUN Y. SMITH**, Secretary. SIGMA XI: to give you a quip Conscientious objector: "Yield not to temptation." diales' care. If they were told it was for the purpose of determining student opinion on international relations, and conveying that opinion to the United States Senate, they would probably care less. We students here in America are far too busy to care; too busy—electing the queen! Plain Tales From the Hill H. M Fellow classmate in sarcastic tone "Your so magnetic!" The "Coltish" postcards are a great labor saving device. Now if someone would only invent a similar time saver for written class work perhaps there would be no more cases of that dreaded writer, his crampy The student who said, "You have to expectorate if you expect to rate around her," must have been thinking of the chemists that collect in front of the Chem. building every morning. that is important. The party spoken to: "I wonder if that means that I have a habit of picking things up?" On Other Hill. Student to freshman: "What do you intend your college education to prepare you for?" Aspiring journalist: "I hope to learn to write for money." That's easy. It only took me a week to learn that." On Nov. 5, Northwestern University, pioneer of western colleges, celebrated its seventieth anniversary, Nov. 5, 1855 marked the start of a great educational venture for Northwestern, and today she is fulfilling the great confidence of those founders of 70 years ago. Kansas" "Rock Chalk" yell has been branded by athletic and college authorities as being one of the best and most original college chalks. It was designated in 1887 as a yell soelly for members of a science club of the University of Kansas, Oklahoma has borrowed the meter of the "Rock Chalk", it is a powerful tool for leading football yells, also Cornell in its "t," Yell, you ell. All ell cornell." Announcements between halves of football games at Northwestern University are made through a gigantic loud speaker, which stands ten feet tall and weighs up to 100 pounds matched mackeyage. The complete machine weight nearly a half ton. In celebration of the anniversary of the birth of Andrew D. White, first president of Cornell University, a former New York State senator, joined on the chimes Saturday afternoon. Silk stockings are forbidded to freshman women on the West Virginia Wesleyan college campus. They must wear plain black cotton stockings. Freshman boys decided to wear plain black cotton hosie also. Raymond Spacch, business manager of the Sailma High News: The hospitality is the best of any place I've ever been. Everyone glad-hands me. Melville Hohn, editor of the Marysia Ha-Record: It's the first college I've ever visited but it is surely all my dreams; the courtesy of everyone I've met. Question: What do you think of K. U.7 The Inquiring Reporter --may not be able to get here most of the notables of Douglas County will attend Miss Bantz, instructor in journalism in the Kansas City, Kan., high school; K. U's effort in forwarding the conference is certainly appreciated by both instructors and students. High school pupils is very beneficial. Arthur Todd, editor of the Salina High News: The journalism department is fine. It would be worth one time to be under such instructors as Hopkins, Flint and Mahin. I am very cosmathetic over the conference and Merie Lakes, business manager of the Netwen-Kansan. This is the third college I have been to this year and I like it the best of the three. Carliille Kerenksy, feature editor of the Kansas City Kanesa Pantograph. I like K. U. well enough to want to come up here after I graduate from high school. I have always wanted to enter K. U.'s law school. LADIES Schulz the Tailor 917 Mass. St. Between two store Stores —now is the time to have your winter coats reined and repaired, cleaned and pressed. For refreshment when "boning," drop in at— GEORGE'S LUNCH Just North of the Varsity Owl Service GREETINGS Personal Xmas Greetings A select showing of personal Christmas cards are presented for your inspection. The many new and charming designs are produced and shown exclusively by our shop. Our imprint symbolizes exclusiveness and excellence. Orders should be placed now. A. G. Alrich Printing and Engraving 736 Mass. PLEASE NOTE THAT THE TEXT MAY BE SCRATCHED OR COLORDYING ONLY. THE CONTENT IS PROVIDED FOR TEMPLATE USE ONLY. NO EDITIONS ARE MAINTAINED. ALL RIGHTS RESERVED. Although Phone 288 Mary Pickford and The Prince of Wales THE LITTLE MANDARIN Make Reservations Early Phone 182 Wiedemann's Tea Room COATS For The Game Newly Arrived will be open Saturday for the game Grackle head blue— Ruby Rust — Lipstik — Beautiful trimmings of Platinum, Brown or Black Wolf— $65 - $75 - $100 $25 - $35 - $45 Smart Dress Coats Fur trimmed in brown, gray or black skins— A special showing at— for the folks at home —the University Daily Kansan. A special mid-semester offer of a live wire campus newspaper to keep home folks in touch with your college life. All the campus news mailed daily for $3.00 for the remainder of the school year. The University Daily Kansan "Better than a letter"