PAGE TWO THE UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN MONDAY, SEPT. 21, 1925 University Daily Kansan Official Student Paper of THE UNIVERSITY OF KANSAS LAWFRCE, KANSAS Editor-in-Chief Jacqueline Stiles Associate Editor Marcel Siwowon Associate Editor Eric Hirshman Sunday Editor John P. Paglite Editor Claire Mason Cameran Editor David Matthias News Editor Geoffrey Coyne Nielsen Editor Jennie Elmwoodson Nielsen Editor Jamie Elmwoodson Alumni Editor Chinley Finch Alumni Editor Weson Griffin Christine Editor Weson Griffin FREESH DAVIS MEMBER Other Other Board Members Elain Dela Torre Ione Pincer Rolph Fisher Q. Rypter Francesco Nell Ruth Larkins Raymond Nichols Raymond Nichols Role I. Fusquille Role I. Fusquille Role J. Squiffle Editorial Department K. U. 25 Business Department K. U. 66 Dashnead Manager H. Richard McFarland Circulation Manager Jack Roe Entered on accordion mail malt师 Sep- tenuity, 1917. Received Bachelor's reduced, Kaiten, under the art of March 1857, 1920, and completed his studies work and on Sunday morning by elicitation in the University of Missouri, from the venerity of virtue of Emma. From the press of the MONDAY, SEPT. 21, 1925 STUDENT GOVERNMENT The battle between the Moe's and women's student councils in regard to the constitutionality of the recent action of Moe's Student Council regulating Varsity dance admission prices has its ridiculous features, but it also has its reedening features. It has awakened Mt. Oread to an interest in student government which has not been manifested for years, except during election week. There is adequate material for the cynic in the disagreement. The picture is one of student government, based not upon co-operation, but upon antagonism. Its significance is not limited to this school year nor to the personnel of these two acting councils. It goes back for its foundation to years of separate councils in which both men and women have regarded the opposite sex not as fellow-workers but as civils. It is the calcination of an unhealthy state in student government on the campus. It is little wonder that so few things are accomplished by governing bodies which instead of working together work apart. Regardless of convictions as to the right or of personal sympathies, any student can see that something is wrong, when in a co-educational institution, supposedly devoted to the finest training for both men and women, each of the two governing bodies regards the other as an antagonist rather than as an aid to a common goal. Perhaps frequent joint council meetings might solve the problem. If it is not solved, student government at the University of Kansas will become a faerie. "Help keep the campus elegan!" "RELP!" Then help the campus visit. The appearance of several waste paper cans around the campus will be welcomed by those who take pride in the appearance of the Hill. Herefore hundreds of students have carelessly dropped trash and paper here and there about the Hill, with no thought of the consequences. One workman has been kept busy picking up all the bits of paper and cigarette stubs. Now with these large camps placed conspicuously, there is no excuse for a trashy campus. It behaves every moment to feel a sense of pride in the University's appearance and cooperation in this movement. "Help keep the campus clean." HOORAY FOR "PHOG"! The decision of the Missouri Valley basketball committee to abolish the round robin schedule has been greatly lamented by Kansas fans. They disliked the idea of not getting to see all of the valley teams in action this season as usual. And until recently it has appeared that there would be three teams, Missouri, Washington, and Grimsel, that we would not see in a content here this winter. Doctor Allen is doing his utensit to see that Kansan famis are not disappointed, however. "Phore" has been trying to engage games with the three schools which we were not slated to meet by the regular schedule. So far he has succeeded in signing only Missouri, but fans can be sure that he will get games with Washington and Grimell if it is possible. And he is doing this although I makes it harder for his Jiahawk five to win the championship, or maintain a string of conference victories. While other valley schools are taking advantage of the requirement for fewer conference games, our coach is thinking first of what the students want. Hooray for "Phog." THIS HEATHEN INSTITUTION While possibly not widespread, the idea is hold by many persons over the state that the University of Kansas is an institution practically without religious sentiment. It is thought that University students are interested primarily in becoming socially prominent, having a good time, or as a last resort, securing an education that will increase earning capacity in dollars and cents. This conception concerning the state's university is not a new one. A western Kansas farmer had 45 years ago is known to have entered K. U. reaffirming, as he did so that he feared he would go to hell because of his choice. but why not face the facts instead of listening to rumors concerning this Godless institution? Available figures show that the University of Kansas sends as many missionaries into foreign fields as all the denominational schools in the state combined. This isn't a reflection on the denominational schools, but it is a measure for the work that K. U. is doing. MISS RADIO Now Miss Radio has been added to that long and impressive list of American idols including such celebrities as Miss Atlantic City, Miss America, Miss Petroleum, Miss Kansas Wheat Girl, Miss Labor—all big misses in their own little way. This recent addition to the ever increasing number of popular, press-aggressed misses—is she a skilled radio operator, is she an expert at tuning in or at broadcasting? By no means. Her distinction comes from the fact that she is the most enthusiastic radio fan in the United States. And for that rare quality of enthusiasm she gains the coveted title of Miss—(radio, was it?) What difference does it make? The Miss is the important thing.) This preponderance of Misses in these United States is dangerous to the well-being and dignity of the male of the species. Why doesn't some first-class press-agent start application for the establishment of a few Misters? Especially would this be workable if not activity but enthusiasm is to be the gauge. Perhaps a man from our own Mr. Ordon, some Kyu Ken who occupies a prominent place in the rooftops' section, could he given the title of Mr. Football. Or why shouldn't some tea hound who likes to spend the dollars Father earned in the field be named as Mr. Ot8 boy? And as a running mate for Miss Petroleum, it would be only fair that we have a Mr. Copper. And Jack Dempsey would make such a perfect Mr. Soldier. The field of Misters is a new one, but it has unlimited possibilities. Mr. Efficiency, Mr. Thinness, Mr. Fattest, Mr. Rabbit, Mr. Popular profess; sor (correspondence school training not a drawback)—all might one day become coveted positions of honor. What unlimited joys may be in store for the newspapers! And what a field of endeavor for struggling Americans who want something to struggle about! On one of these bright mornings you are going to awaken to find that over-night a wonderful thing has happened—a full crop of candidates for the spring elections will be greeting you. As in the old days when you were children, it will be for all but the "wise" among us a little surprise of good old St. Nicholas. COUNT YOUR MANY BLESSINGS In the days following this great event you will gradually come to realize, under the guidance of kindly politicians, that these candidates are of some caller just a little finer than the ordinary clay. Daily you will learn how the one thought of these persons is to set out on a mission of service into the Land of Student Government. $ ^{4} $ On election day you will be move at the sight of the unbumped love of man for man—when stranger takes stranger by the hand and bids him welcome and good cheer—and tells him how to vote. Yen, great things are in store for you humble people. Will the wonders of the earth never cease? A MAN OF HIS WORD "o it a man or adult who, So boasted a professor at Wash- ington and, to prove his assertion, he threw a watch which failed to keep accurate time from the window, as he had threatened to do some time before. Perhaps if the learned "man of his word" had taken a careful look around the corner of one of the buildings of Washburn college, he would have found some student, with the watch in his pocket, smacking. It must be a wonderful thing to have the conviction of one's feelings to such an extent. This professor very likely proudly thought so at the time. But he apparently weakened later, for he went out to search for his time-piece, only to find it gone. Plain Tales From the Hill A journalism student bad one of the Kanan style books lying on her study table. A young freshman, thinking here were the latest styles embodied in the style book, exclaiming "Are ensembles still good this fall?" Life's darkest moment for the fraternity pledge—Reading Kansan, he discover the following headline: "I am the heart flutter in excitement—Then he reads on—"By All Hill""—"Gee! won't that be the skill of life?" he thinks. "He completes the headline-"Seriously!" " "What a blow! A certain class was discussing theories as to the origin of life the other any. After one young man had received, the professor asked him if he thought that he originated from a one celled animal. The student replied, "That at least is one theory of 'life.'" The professor not satisfied, asked the student, "Then what am I?" The bright one replied, "Oh you are the missing link. The class passed on to other topics for discussion. Friends University at Wichita not has one of the finest libraries in the state, not excluding state schools. The old chapel hall has been remodeled decorated, and converted into a library, which eliminates the necessity of using the basement for such a purpose. On Other Hills --and—by so doing—serve the cost of a chauffeur. If you can operate an car, you will find this the easiest, best and most economical way to hire an automobile for the use of yourself and family, or friends, and your car. You are also in ownership, for renting a car in living a rooftop a house. Enrollment at Friends University Wichita, has surpassed the 500 mark, says "University Life," the official school publication. Of this number, the freshman class comprises about one-half that number, while the graduating class will be slightly smaller than last year. The first issue of the year of the Baker "Orange" appeared Sept. 14, containing rows of rush font, featuring the first week of classes. Lawrence Typewriter Exch. The Kansas State Teachers' College of Emporia has one of the most ambitious gridron schedules of any Kansas Conference member this year. The Yellow Jackets, as the Emporium are known, open their season play- RENT A CAR AND SAVE MONEY Typewriters for Rent We have a lot of good typewriters yet for rent. Rates are from $1.00 to $3.00 per month. Get our special rates for the semester. 737 MASS. PHONE 548 RENT-A-FORD CO. 1011 MASS. PHONE 2 BOWERSOCK Tonight And All Week "THE IRON HORSE" PRICES MAT-EVE 25c-50c SHOWS 2;30 7-9 SPECIAL Musical Program Don't Fail to See "THE IRON HORSE" VARSITY Tonight—Tomorrow—Wed.—Thur. JOHN GOLDEN'S "LIGHTNIN" PATHE COMEDY-"HARD BOILED" PATHE COMEDY “HARD BOILED” Prices—Mat. 10-35c-Eye, 10-49s-Showces 2-71:5-9. ORPHEUM TONIGHT-TOMORROW-WED. "AS NO MAN HAS LOVED From "MAN WITHOUT A COUNTRY" FABLES—NEWS Prices—Mat. 10-25c—Eve. 10-35c—Shows 3:00—7:30—9 kings the Kanas Aggies Sept. 26, and games with the Oklahoma Aggies, Pattonville, Southwestern, HaysNRs will follow, Normal and Washburn will follow. The enrollment at Baker at the close of the enrollment period showed approximately the same number as were enrolled at the same time last year. The total is not expected to exceed 550. There are 184 freshmen in the first year class, which is limited to 200 members. Names of honor students at the University of California will be listed apart from those of other students in the next university catalogue, as a means of encouraging greater scholastic achievement. Friends-University, Wichita, received several valuable gifts at the opening chapel services held Sept. 10. A large American flag, 200 hymn books, and a Bible for pulit use constituted the gifts received. First Door North Varsity Theater Home-Made Pies—Our Specialty GASOLINE IKE LUNCH "NIGHTHAWK HOURS" "OWL SERVICE" had finished him: "Toulouse cans 'For you and for me, this is what that his master This is what of love perplexes that is food, it is manure. Amazonian- ness." 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