PAGE FOUR THE UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN WEDNESDAY, SEPT. 9, 1925 Board of Regents Approves Changes in Faculty at K. U Fourteen Are Advanced in Rank; Four Are Given Leave of Absence; 31 Resign More than thirty appointments to the University faculty for the coming year have been approved. by the board of regents. Besides this there have been about ten promotions, and 31 reservations. Promotion are as follows: From assistant professor to associate professor; F. M. Dawson, unified mechanics; Cora Dawson2 bacteriology; H. E. Jordan, mathematics; R S. Knappe, geology; E I. Treece, bacteriology; Syilu Woodruff, home economics, and leave of absence exam in class; E. James, economics; J. W. Sterburn, economics Leave of absence of Miss Margaret Lynn, professor of English, who has been teaching the past year at Wellesley college, was extended one year to give her opportunity to travel in England and some literary work in this country. From instructor to assistant professor: Helen R. Hoen, English J. D. Stranathan, physics; and A. M. Tullett, political science. Miss Lynn to Travel W. E. Sandelius, who has been assistant professor of political science at the University of Iowa, begins to become a "consulting fellow" teaching and studying at Robert Brookings School for Research in Economics and Government at Washington. Dr. H. M. Elsey of the department of chemistry, was also granted a year's leave of absence. Dr. G. E. Coglih, at the head of the department of anatomy, was given a year's leave to do undertake some special work at the Wistar Institute of Anatomy and Biology, Philadelphia. Dr. H. C. Tracy will be head of the department at the University during Doctor Coglih's absence. Three Professors Return Prof. J. H. Carman, of the department of romance languages, who has been studying the past year in France, will return, as will also prof. H. F. Kirk, to the department of original science and Prof. H. P. Smith of the School of Education, both of whom have been doing advanced work at Columbia University, New York. Four professors and two associate professors are included in the resignations. W. S. Huntner, professor of psychology, goes to the G. Stanky Hall Research professorship in Berkeley; S. Lefkowitz, professor of mathematics; joins the faculty of Princeton; and John E. Hallen, professor of law, goes to the University of Texas. M. G. DelMario, professor of education the past year during Professor Smith's absence, goes to New York. Geologist Goes to Java C. S. Corbett, associate professor of geology, resigned June 1 and left June 15 for Batiwan, Java, to become oil geologist for a producing company. C. I. Reed, who has been on leave this year at the University of Chicago, also has resigned. Dr. John H. Nelson, of Ithaca, N. Y., is named associate professor of English. He holds a degree of Doctor of Philosophy from Cornell, and has been a member of the faculty there for six years. Leslie P. Tupy, assistant professor of accounting, received an M. S. degree this year from the University of Illinois, where he has been an instructor the past year. He is a certified public accountant. Philip Meehm of Chicago, who has been appointed associate professor of law, to succeed Professor Hallen, has had courses at Harvard, University of Colorado, Stanford, and two years' teaching experience. John Wesley Twente, of the University of New Hampshire, has been appointed professor of education. Oregon Man to Hunter's Place Raymond H. Wheeler, holder of three degrees from Clark University, and connected with the University of Oregon, received a professorship of professor of psychology to take Professor Hunter's place. Professor Wheeler received his A. B. from Clark in 1912, and was a research fellow at that institution in 1914-15. In 1917-18 he was in military service as an officer of the professor of psychological laboratories at the University of Oregon. Miss Lou L. Le Brault, of Baldwin, Kan., formerly secretary to Dean F. J. Kelly here and President Fleming of Baker University, received her Master of Arts degree at the University where she was appointed an assistant professor of education, and will succeed Mrs. Lou Anderson McDonald, who It's a Great Life If You Don't Weaken, But the Question Is. Who Wants to Be Strong?-Plato So this is civilization! Ye God, home was never like this. There's no doubt about it Darwin was right. Man described from monkey and now they're trying to make a sardine out of him. The elephant and the kangaroo, the triceratops and the broncosaur all trying to pile into Noah's little ferry-boat and give their names on the register had nothing on the monitor but the first step they attempted the initial step in the pursuit of knowledge at the University. Some have said that in face of great stress and strain man shows a tendency to revert to the primitive law of the survival of the fittest. As a fact, Haven helps those that helps themselves at registration time. Many people feel they were gone down before the rush of the unbelievers when the desks open. In case you have ever wondered just how the line will look after Gabriel has blown his horn and they are counting up the black marks in people' various columns while you stand around and read the signs on the wall reading such as: "Where Will You Spend Eternity?" "How Can I Go? May Be Your Last Chance," try to find the end of the line in center Administration or at the door of the gymnasium. Each year the number of times that one must sign his name to a string of little cards grows larger. It used to be that about all that was necessary was to give your moniker to the registrar, the deem of the collector, but "them days is gone forever," now there is also a card for the junior, the postman, the chamberman, the W, C, T, U, and the Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Chewing Gum. Enterprising efficient students have already begun to order a card for every kind of formation thereon and in this way they will effect a great saving of nerves and energy. There is no dan- nd the greater part of her work in connection with the Oread training chool. Other Appointments Made Other appointments are: Assistant professor: E. C. Buchen, public speaking; R. M. Icberger, physiology; and Guy Lookahaugh, physical education. Instructors: Gladys Bate, design; Kathryn Bowen, Latin; J. C. Blocker, economics; Earl R. Carter, English; John F. Griffith, Spanish; H. K. Hughes, mathematics; Fred R. Isaacs, physiology; Fitz Kelberman, German; G. G. L. Knight, geology; Karl R. Mackay, hunting; James Migures, Mitchell English; science, economics; Robert Taft, chem- istry; George J. Wimer, English Herbert Alphin, physical education; Virgil M. Auchard, assistant physician, University hospital; Riva Cluff, physical education; Carroll Clark, sociology; Zelina Gellin, education; Inez Johnson, English; Earl Leenrick, bio-chemistry; Elgin Millivan, French. Some Go to New Places Resignations other than those be fore listed include: Assistant professors: A. D. Hetheron, accounting; Nay Kimmer, biochemistry; Louise Macdonald, education; Richard McGee, Newman, electrical engineering; G. B Patrick, physical education; Houghon C. Smith, drawing and quitting. Instructors: L. E. Bliss, English; Mattie Crumrine; Romance languages; B. E. Doering, English; Lawrence Eager, English; C. T. Elvey, physics and astronomy; Albert Garner, Romance languages; E. P. Learned, economics; Valdie Levin, Economics; R. H. Margins, mathematics; R. R. Meyer, chemistry; Ranson, English; Katherine Reding, Spanish; Locetia Switzer, mathematics; Harriet Tuller, Latin; Parker H. Woodward, physiology. Ohio Police to Use Radio Cleveland Finds New Method to Combat Crime Church Street, 9—Cleveland Cleveland, O. Sept. police are to fight fire and crimes by the use of radio and gasoline. (United Press) The equipment of the department is almost completely motorized and with the use of the radio much speed will be added to the motorized equipment, according to Safety Director Ed. Barry. "A complete radio broadcasting station will be built in the new police administration building now under construction," Barry said. "All squad cars and all crewcints will be furnished with radio receiving apparatus." gee of making a mistake in ordering these stamps; just a little set giving your name, address, size, complexion, disposition, size of shoes, name of father, occupation, if you intend to go away from the house, or if you are going for anyway, and how high is a goose, will be quite sufficient. Various dimensions will probably also be instituted, which will be both humorous and also serve to pass away the time between cards, such as putting the size of your feet where you want them, into a box, and your age under the heading of your great-grandfather's occupation. "When a crime is committed the flash will be broadcast immediately to all precincts and squad cars." It may be a job to register but it is an amp bedside encoding for there one must not only fight himself and his neighbors but also a bunch of friends who are very hardwired themselves to wonder what it is all about. They are, however, very grave and important about it and whenever confronted by a student who has not yet become bysteried they can get involved in the context of clutter about majors, minors, professional credits, groups and a department to reduce him to such a state of subjugation that he would gladly eat out of the adviser's hand, providing he had anything to eat, so that he would not be we are discussing advisers let us not forget the student engineers of torture who have recently been secretly initiated into the complicated process and wander about with an expression on their faces like Alexander after a day long composing the However, no one need worry about any of the things to be found in this modern combination of the Spanish Inquisitorial torture chamber and the den of Ali Raba and the forty thieves if he only has learned the secret formula for it. it is that simply ask no question and that must be asked you look wise and grant in a low passive tone of voice, "Uhuh." Kenneth Goodner, who has been assistant instructor in bacteriology, has accepted a position as instructor in bacteriology at Rhode Island State College, and will teach here this year. A year after marriage Bert Brown is brightening, his mother-in-law Woest struck by lightning. Was struck by lightning. Swampscott, Mass., Sept. 9 — President Coolidge's agricultural conference which he called to Washington this summer to compile its recommendations for farm legislation should have its work finished by Thanksgiving, according to a recent statement from the President. Agricultural Conference Will Soon Finish Work There was a young lady from Wales who practiced her voice on the scathe She went faster and faster `I will met with disaster Lawrence Twnwriter Exchange 737 Massachusetts Street Lawrence, Kannan. WANT ADS and her breath came like wind in the calves. 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