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THE UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN
WEDNESDAY, SEPT. 9, 1025
University Daily Kansan
Official Student Paper of THE UNIVERSITY OF KANSAS LAWBENE, KANSAS
Editor-In-Chief
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Sunday Editor
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New President
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Elizabeth Sanders
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Jacqueline Site
Elder Schowalow
Merritt John
Pat Patt
Kernneth John
Newman
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Elisa Belle Lawrence
Jacob Vain Camp
Dick Eileen
Mist Chair
Catherine Hunte
T. C. Bylter
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Robert
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Retarned on second-hand mail master Sue Harris, with the assistance of Sally Hargreaves, Kansas, under the order of May 5, 1957. They left on Wednesday and a week and on Sunday marries by children in Bellingham, WA. The virginity of Karen from the Press of the University of Kansas was obtained.
Editorial Department K. U. 25
Business Department K. U. 64
WEDNESDAY, SEPT. 9, 1925
RUSH WEEK
Rush week is over, and as is the way with far-sighted Kansans the time has come to begin thinking about next year's rush week. Today many men and women students will be happy with the glamour of new associations. Many other men and women students will be struggling with disappointments. The old-timmers will hunt out beds which have been occupied by alumni and get a little much-needed sleep. The Hill will buzz with rushing returns for a few weeks. Then, everything will quiet down and next year's rush week will be a far-off matter-of-course event.
Why should it be a matter-of-course event? Even the most blindly optimistic among us know that mistakes have been made during this last week. They know that some of the harsh judgments made in a few minutes will be regretted. They know that no human mind can accurately and fairly judge a man or woman after a few minutes' chat about the most superficial things. They know that many weighty decisions have been made on the basis of more appearance. They realize that loss of sleep and a concentrated nervous strain do not contribute to the wisest thinking.
Of course, in many ways, rush week has been successful. Associations have been formed which will strengthen fraternal and sisterly bonds and contribute vitality to University life. The most has been made of this brief parade of the freshmen, but there is undoubtedly a chance for improvement. A new system of second-semester pedagogy on the basis of proven worth is not out of the question.
Now that the mad scramble is over, sleep and rest for a time is essential, but there are weeks and months to come in which a little thinking about future rush weeks would not be out of place. The present system had its advantages, but no one questions that it also has its disadvantages. Out of clear thinking, visions usually come. Now is he time to think.
TEA-TIME
It is tea-time on Mt. Oreadad—not the tea-time of old fashioned hot beverage and balanced china cups, but a tea time of cool drinks, restful quiet and new associations. W. S. G. A. and Y. W. C. A. are offering through their afternoon and evening gatherings—an opportunity for the new women students on the Hill to meet more than a thousand women who are old-timers on Mt. Oread.
Coming on the Hill for the first time is like coming to a new town for the first time. Without people to meet and to know, life is never thoroughly pleasant. The W. S. G. A. and Y. W. C. A. parties are designed especially for meeting and knowing people. The thousand and more who have been here for several years have many things to offer to the new women students. The thousand and who are coming after have fresh view-points. They all have a common ground in this Mt. Oreada of ours. New relationships begun in such informal manners as first week teals often give rise to relationships which will strengthen, freshen, and enrich life on this campus. It is tea-time on Mt. Oreada.
Don't be a borrower—Read your own Kannah.
Another rush week with its tinsel-tied finery reigns. Another epoch of many a college career has been ranched. Men and males are being weighed on the scales of vanity and prejudice an carefully as any of the local meat market proprietors weigh pork chops and tenderloins.
THE SHOW
The runes are being showered with all the courtesies bestowed on visiting potentates. The Hill politicians are almost exemplifying themselves in their greetings to the newcomers. Were all salamone blest with such fraternal personalities, doubtless Brooklyn arides would be sold as readily as invocation tickets, Lies, black and white with classical variations, are being told. Huge sums of money are being spoken of, cannily, with the abandon characteristic of stock promoters. Faces and figures are being the subject of debates that would 'make their owners blush and probably start a young riot. Teens, luncheons and dinner, linked up with such suggestive words as Rainbow, Tango, Snow, and Domino have just finished featuring the rush week programs. While they lasted, such trivial things as food and sleep seem to have been forgotten. The gentel, insistent voice of the Lady of Liberty from her silver thrones appears to have been the only tone of reality that was not drowned in the medley. The show was free. Maybe.
The Way of Our World
Permanent waves are the latest fad for men.
French soldiers may have camouflage uniforms (to lessen visibility) in the field.
New York theaters will delete scenes satiating Bryan's part in the Secone trial.
Psychoanalysis will be explained by a German film directed by Prof. Sigmund Freud.
William Jennings Bryan is said to have won his wife by his knowledge of the Bible.
France is faced with the possibility f a general bank strike by the end f the week.
Shoes cooled by aluminum shoe trees filled with ice are the latest fad at London men.
Lloyd George hopes to adapt american agricultural methods to aid ie British farmer.
The burning of the noted chateau f Randan near Vichy, France, has been laid to a radical plot.
One hundred and eight years ago today the first river steamboat appeared at a St. Louis dock.
The ballroom of the queen of England's favorite residence in Scotland will be used for a private movie theater.
Prof. Hicks, law librarian of Columbia University, is in Europe acquiring 10,000 volumes on foreign law for the library.
Two hundred and thirty-seven paintings of the American artist, John Singer Sargent, auctioned at London bought $850,000.
British Columbia maintained its last year's lead in the thewmbgkjSHR last year's lead as the chief fish production source and a production value at $12,856.06.
New York furriers, have organized a police force because of the thousands of dollars of furs which have been stolen recently.
The report drawn up by the temporary League of Nations commission on slavery contains indirect passage in the Philippines.
Elbert H. Gary, chairman of the United States Steel Corporation, foregone pie and ice cream in an effort to lengthen his life.
Mrs. R. Lavinia Hanton of New York is trying to interest 5,000 persons in her new movement to raise standards and lower theater prices.
Two goats lost their "bleats" and a dog his "bark" at clinical demonstrations conducted by the Ameri- can Medical Association at Portland, Ore.
Discovery of a tract of public land in the State of Wisconsin, which the government did not know it owned, by the U. S. General Land Office.
In the past 40 years, the daily consumption of water per person in Chicago has increased from 125 gallons to 280 gallons.
Marseilles which will connect the Mediterranean and the Khone River through a mountain of solid rock.
The Discovery, the ship in which the late Capt. R. F. Scott made his Antarctic expedition, has been re-evaluated and research expedition in Antarctic sea.
The earth has six poles, the geographic North and South poles, the magnetic North and South poles, and points of lowest temperature or cold or points of lowest temperature.
One of the masterpieces of engineering is the Rove Tunnel near
The Wendover Cut-off, a unique 41 mile highway built on a bed of salt which is soluble in water, has just been completed in Utah.
Nearly four hundred acres of forest land have just been purchased by the Oregon Agricultural College to be used as a tree museum.
Pointe-Noire on the West coast to Brazzaville in the interior.
Farm boys of today are getting less education than any other group of children in the country, and the coming generation of farm women will be better educated than the farm men, according to a study of rural schools made by the U. S. Bureau of Education.
Waste molasses may be used to make alcohol for motor fuel in Australia on a large scale, according to plans under consideration there.
A railroad which is to run through one hundred and fifty miles of French Equatorial Africa is to be built from
Persia has 24 telephone exchanges serving a total of 2,639 subscribers.
It is estimated that the grapefruit crop in Siberia will be 1,000 tons less this year.
Cocoa chewing in the national habit of the Inca race, in Peru.
It Is to Laugh
--a joke "a rider," What is a rider?" "A rider," replied Semper Sorum, "is usually like the postscript after the first, but in reality the most important part of the communication."—Washington Star.
An Artec General Cond
Was leading his troops into battle
He eigned in dumay
Long and heavy, he says,
"Till you mexicanair."
One of the first pieces that we learned in Oral Interpretation contained the following line: "The child mind choked with weeds." Now we ask, did the author mean the lowly cigarette?
The Rider Ago It Is—"In speaking of this bill before Congress you mention a 'tider.' What is a 'tider'?"
The newly elected governor, an inexperienced speaker, was paying a visit to the state prison, during the course of which he was incarved into the chapel, where the convicts were ussembled in a body.
The chaplain had presented him to the company, remarking that the governor would doubtless have something to say.
"Ladies and gentlemen. No, no; I don't mean that—gentlemen and fellow-citizen." No, I don't mean that exactly, either—but, but, well, men and fellow-princesses. I can't make a speech. I don't know how to
Whereupon, with a sigh of apprehension, the governor delivered himself as follows:
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about all I can say is, that—that I
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Nevron Gentlemanz: "Now, he carefully how you drive,驾车, and go slowly over the stones. For I hate to be shaken up by the tight night house, and look up for those drenneth steam rollers."
Cubby: "Never fever, sir. I plow my doe. And which 'omnibus would you take?"
Cubby: "a high-dress or a hane-dress?" —London :pension.
Boniting His Business... the vice's appeal had been a most element one, and had even penetrated the depths of Mr. Blacklough's granite organ. The latter came forward and offered £50 for the fund.
The worthy cleric was overjoyed,
"I don't know your name, sir," he
touched; "but I thank you from the bree-
thouse. Please take care of my
may your business proper, sir."
Then there was a column bush, and
the committee looked askance at their
"What's the matter?" whispered the clergyman, turning to the chair man.
"Well-er—that donor is an under-taker!"—Pittsburg Sun.
"I don't know so much about that," promptly replied the late king, "but I could easily find fifty who would try." The Argonaut.
The **Reckt Crisis**--After a grand review of German troops at Potdam the Kaiser called out to the officer commanding the Prussian Guard, in a voice loud enough to be heard by all the dignitaries put up a banner that read "Pick me out a hundred men from the Prussian Guard!" Then, taking the arm of King Edward VII, who was there he said, "Some with us." He escorted King Edward very delicately round the hundred men and then said tamingly, "Well, do you think you can command men in Scotland to beat them?"
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