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THE UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN
MONDAY, SEPTEMBER 7. 1925
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University Daily Kansan
Official Student Paper of THE UNIVERSITY OF KANSAS LAWRENCE, KANAN
Editor-in-Chief
Associate Editor, Eilis
Associate Editor, Edward
Sunday Editor
News Editor
News Editor
Night Editor
Patrick T. Kelton
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Belle Bala Lawrence
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Eileis Bala Lawrence
T. C. Ryber
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Elia Schwartz
Edward Shawyer
John Patt
Kennedy Carey
George Carey
Jesse Edmundson
Pati Tharp
Feron Fettion
Raymond Nichols
Raymond Nichols
Leo Seltin
Louisa Seltin
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Belle Bala Lawrence
Raymond Nimmo
T. C. Ryber
Luke L.
No sensible person would refuse twenty-five dollars if it were offered to him. A student enterprise ticket amounts to just that—an offer of twenty-five dollars worth of real college enjoyment free.
Business Manager H. Richard McFarland
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Served in second-class, mailmaster interpreter,
transcriptionist, Kansas, under the command of March 19, 1872, and November 30, 1875, week and on Friday by instructors by more than a dozen in various towns. From Kansas, "The C" from
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It won't be long now until the stadium will be packed with a howling, enthusiastic mob and the Jayhawks will be batting not only against another college football team, but against another college spirit unit. No noyl K. U. student can resist the appeal of that festival of noise and color. Then, before many more months have passed, the crowds will begin flooring up to Robinson gymnasium to see the big basketball battles. What real citizen of Mr. Oread will spend those evenings in the library? Yes, not one.
STUDENT ENTERPRISE
MONDAY, SEPTEMBER 7, 1925
We Kansas are a trifle race of men and women. We believe same economics, but we believe in living life to the fullest. When we have an opportunity to save an immense amount of money and at the same time to enjoy everything which will be happening on the Hill this next year, we can not resist it. The Student Enterprise ticket is a bargain which cannot be overlooked.
"After a beautiful three course lunchun-down glasses of water were served" is a bit one might have lifted from the society page of the Journal World during the recent water famine.
LETTERS HOME
In about five thousand homes in Kansas and neighboring states, mothers and fathers are watching for Lawrence postmarks on letters. Several days ago, they helped pack numerous trunks, they reminded excited sons and daughters of things which they were about to forget, at the last minute they seemed to arrange everything', and then they sent their offsprings off to school.
Since that time, things have quieted down in the old home town. With the college students gone, families have settled down to the old routine. But still, sons and daughters occupy the center of interest. Whereas during the summer, their parties, their evenings at homes, their joys and their sorrows, were the principal events of life—now their letters form the hub of family interest.
There are all kinds of lines—bread lines in Russia and white lines in cities where they have a "stop" traffic system—but one place in these United States claims the most lines in the world and that place is Mt. Oread.
This first week of school is a mad rush. We all admit that, but a few minutes taken from the scrable to write a letter to a mother and father who are anxiously awaiting every visit of the postman would be well worthwhile. After all, most of us wouldn't be able to go to school, if fathers and mothers some place hadn't made a few sacrifices. So then, why not take a few minutes off and send a letter home?
During the first week in school, one feels a criminal might who was taken out for air at various intervals, always with a body guard before and behind. Only two people have an unobstructed view in one direction. The rest of us were more
LINES
tals in between look forward and back at another of the human species and pray for the end of the line. The next development will very likely be a bright idea of some cheerful sound to have community singing in lines with such appropriate selections as "A Long, Long Trail."
"Mighty Prehistoric Monsters Battle With Older Lovers" is the advertisement for a coming movie attraction. The "Mighty Monsters" have long ago disappeared while the efficient—Oh well.
UNION
Up there north of Dyche, they are digging a big hole. It may not look impressive now, but one day on top of that hole is to be erected a building which will be a tangible symbol of the very ideales of this University. For many years, the Union building has been a dream. Now it is to be a genitalization. Headquarters for that fellowship which is typically American and typically Kanan, the building will stand for years, a place of memories for old grads, a place of living events for undergraduates. That hole means progress; it means added beauty; it means the attaining of an ideal which is truly fine and
Most my story about the local water situation would be a dirty one. What?
The Kansan is a University paper written for University students. It deserves your support.
A Word to the Guys About the "K" Book
By LEON SEELIG
Freshman, do you think Mohr Oread is a horse? If you have nirk great mistaken ideas, it would be a great idea to read the "K" book, which is given away free, somewhere in our library. The book is commonly known as the freemium Bible, but do not let this keep you from reading it, even if you are an evolutionary; for the college men call it that merely as a little joke among themselves, no college men call it a pun on the word "registrate."
We will begin with the cover, which in blue with a red "K" on it and the date 1235-20. under it. Anyone
But to cast all joking to the four winds, vix. north, east, south, and west, it is really a good plan for the freshman to read the "K" book for instance on the Hill. For instance, perhaps a new freshman must a professor on the Hill and the pool adds him "Ares you new around here?" the freshman but he might come back with such remark as "Yes, I am now my hair is still shiny." But the freshman who has read the "K" book would never make any return to a professor or any other
who has seen the book will no doubt comment upon the cleverness of the design. It shows deep thinking on the part of the editors. The colors, styling, and layout are equally city, and the "C" could stand for most anything beginning with that letter, but any smart sophomore could figure out that it stands either for "Ranunculus" or "Kehnechoe Mix." The book may also be an imaginary country on Mars.
The freshman will also find lots of information about fraternies and sororities, which are really female fraternites. The green freshman has a lot to offer as a fraternity house around usual time, might go into one of them thinking it is not ordinary Greek restaurant and sits down at the table and wait to be seated. You'll probably weight in a long weight. Now such a situation as this would be as insidious
Freshman, you can now see that the "K" look is really chuckleful of useful and useless blits as to what is what and which is which on begin. In Kansas where the rest begins. If you have one of these wide open spaces in your home, you will find such popular airs as the "Crimson and Blues" and I'm a Jawhawk!, etc. The "stie" can stand for anything.
but a man of the company. The idea of this boy or map is to enable engineering freshmen to find the School of Law building, where any who ever will be entrusted by the Lawns in such a manner as they will never forget. This year the law students will have classes so they can get show on the steps and thus not ever their jaws so much as formerly.
On the first page is stylized what he called the K, U, G unanimous key, which is rely a palm on the word Pint Betta Kappen. But to be a Frank about it, he
and unpleasant as halitosis, and not curable by Listerine.
The freshman can also discover by a perusal of the "K" book that scholarships do not sail on the ocean; that "Phon" Allen is not a must; and that the Kavanah staff is not a cane. The "K" book is really a writable book, men and contains everything except bond coupons and cross-word puzzles, which was no doubt an oversight on the part of the editors.
DO YOU KNOW THAT—
Dental service for Eskimo and Indian children living in scattered villages of Alaska has been started by the government.
Power from Ningata Falls was recently used to flood the Falls themselves with colored lights at night from twenty-four big searchlights.
A new British embassy, built of reinforced concrete and especially designed to withstand earthquakes, is to be erected in Tokyo, Japan.
Eggs kept in cold storage in a frozen condition for nearly nine years a still retain power enough to promote growth in rats.
American motor buses are running wild over the unpaved streets of Jolique, Chile, and has riding hays by bus. The drivers' condition or two cents a passenger.
an enormous extinct volcano, the center of which has a floor half the size of the District of Columbia was discovered on the Alaska Peninsula.
The next total eclipse of the sun visible in the United States will occur on August 31, 1921, and will be visible from northern New England.
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