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THE UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN
SATURDAY, SEPTEMBER 5, 1625
University Daily Kansar
Official Student Paper of
THE UNIVERSITY OF KANSAS
LAWRENCE, KANSAS
Editor-in-Chief
Associate Editor
Assocate Editor
Sunday Editor
John Patterson
News Editor
News Editor
Tehran Editor
Elkhartian Bandger
Plain Take Editor
Plain Take Editor
Jacqueline Suite
Ekaterina Navalewski
John Patterson
Cheryl Kahn
Gordon Davis
Elkhartian Bandger
Cheryl Kahn
Gordon Davis
Steve House Stennett
Eina Bollke
Kawasawa
Raymond Higuchi
Elma Bell
Hawkesbury
Dick Matthews
Leon Seen
Mont Clair Spirer
Anne Smith
Business Manager 11. Richard McFarland
Circulation Manager 12. Jack Ross
Entered in coeducational math matric here.
During his time with the University,
Kennan, under the act of March 5, 1983,
was a member of the Math Department
and on the Finance minister by students in
the variety of fields. He was also a
veteran from The Prep at the
University.
SATURDAY, SEPTEMBER 5, 1927
HELLO. THERE!
Here, three, Jim and Bill, and Mary and Sally—and all the rest of you who haven't told us your names yet. We've glad to see all the old faces which decorated Mr. Oread last year, but we're even more glad to see the new ones.
There is something stimulating about you new people with your enthusiasm and your ambitions. Even while we are giddling-hand the old-timmers we're looking out for you—for, without you, you know, this University couldn't go on. You're lucky, every one of you, starting on this new life with no incriminating fucks or mistakes behind you, and with every chance before you.
You are liable to feel a bit alone these first few days, but we want to meet you. We want to help you in any way we can. And who are we? —just the old-times, expecting big things from you and hoping big things for you. Welcome to Mt. Orend.
YOUR NEW HOME
You new recruits to the ranks of the Jayhawks have been hearing this old University talked up in glowing terminology. It is a place—goes, more than a place—an institution, a great organization and it is worth talking up. Many thousands of people have found happiness here. Many thousands of people have gained a real vision of life here. But many thousands of people have lost their vision here. They are the ones you won't hear talked up. They were the victims of the things you won't hear talked up.
After all, the sun doesn't rise on the east of Mt. Orend and set back of the Engineering building. That old sun comes up far beyond the limits of Mt. Oread, and before it sets a wry out West, it travels over a big world, of which this Hill is only a small part. It is true that Kansas grows the best wheat in the world. It is also true that Kansas produces some of the finest students in the world. But Kansas produces some of the worst students, too. You will meet them. It would be impossible to spend four years on this campus meeting only the highest type of men and women. The people who beam upon you and offer all sorts of valuable assistance to you this first week may not even remember you next week. There are people here with low standards and low ideals just as there are every place. Every student here, no matter how much of a popular idol he or she may be has his faults, and you are bound to discover them some day. Every professor, no matter how just and how fair-minded he may have the reputation of being, makes mistakes at times.
No matter how deeply engrossed you may become in the affairs of this Hill, the world outside of which you are also a part will go right on. It is just an much—even more a part of your life now than ever before to read the national and international news in your papers—to continually revitalize your interests in the forces that are counting in other men's lives—even in your own lives although you may not realize it.
So now, may you be happy in hearing of the good things of this great University, for it is a great University and there are good men and true women here who will mean more to you than you can ever imagine. But this studentship is a growing proposal.
tion. There can't be growth without obstacle to face, ideals to maintain. Loyalty doesn't mean blind satisfaction. It means constructive work to keep a high name for old U, E, both in the minds of those outside who only watch and in the hearts of those inside who only know.
DIRTY NECKS
Dusty shadows spread unevenly on the white—a dim gray mist hanging over everything—no, not a poet's conception of twilight in the stadium—just an impression of the hatteless student body during the water famine. It isn't fun. It doesn't particularly enhance the beauty of the Jayhawks and Jayhawkwesens. It makes ruckus look more gray and frightened. It makes ruckus look more gray and frightful.
But these shadows are not for long. The most optimistic seeds in our nighttell us that like the break, Lawrence water is to flow on forever and forever. Once back in our high school days, we wrote endless vocabularies containing the words, aqua and pura—but then, we didn't appreciate them. Now we do. Hail to the reappearance of aqua pura or M. Oreat.
AN INVITATION
If, when you were a lonely son,
you were adopted into a happy family,
wouldn't you be rather queer not to want to know all about your kind new friend? But of course, you would want to know all about what every member was doing.
The University Daily Kansas | not only a personality in the active student body at the University of Kansas—the happy family into which you have been adopted for four bureus, james-burst—but
tells you about the others to which you are related by such real things as tradition and atmosphere.
timent and the University.
The spirit of the University—a loyalty to a far-famed Aina Mater—all of these are lived by the University Daily Kansan. Solicitors will greet you within the next few days—and ask you to subscribe for the Kansan. At a purely business consideration, it is worth far more than each student is required to pay. Think of it—a Kansan of your own—combing six days out of the week—with official news of the University, as well as the news of the day. Of course, it is actually necessary!
If you were building a house, you would not leave out a brick in the foundation. College activity is heralded and scheduled in the Kansan. All these things will need to know. Take it—read it—we'll do our lowest to make you feel "a home" with the rest of the family.
SEEN TODAY
Freshman carrying suit-case, and staring up at the chimneys on the Chemistry building.
Sorority girl Inden with soap dishes running down Massachusetts.
An obliquely cub cataching an electric fan to a light in the news room. A streak of dirt on the neck of one of the most fastidious of Hill shields. A pledge of last year, duly initiated now, sweeping up cigarette ashes for an alumnus since the fraternity was just out of pledges.
At 6 A. m. hends in water-wave combs and kid curler ornamenting the windows of a sorrow house as a taxi arrived with a belated sister. Mob scene at the station, as the baggage man mistook an arrival who was merely going to post a letter for one who was calling for a trunk.
Panders QUALITY JEWELRY
A Jewelry Store in the midst of Jewelry Stores, yet
ALWAYS
When you ask for the Dependable Jewelry Store in Lawrence, they send you to
833 Mass
11, fellow (gate, gats)
Meet Wetty
We'll meet
He's a queer
pledge button for
their wedding
Ah for him at any
Punky and me
Punky at my feet
The Slickery Stude
Sure, Billy discovered her. Brought her to the hop, too. But Columbus never did own America, much. Foxy Philip found out it was her birthday, and he slipped down town and got her a darling new Wahl Pen. You know the kind— slim, cylindrical, golden beauty. You can't blame the gal, can you?
and the Clever Gal~~
EVERSHARPS Write Hand Pal
One like Foxy Philippe
bought — $1.00
Campus Opinion
Editor of Daily Kappens:
While metamorphism $^{92,93}$ is maximally watching the rice and fall of the gasoline milt, and venturing sure into the soil, the rivals of the monopoly will be able to keep their heads shows the twirling waters, so to speak, it might be of interest to some students to know that the monarchy adjective no visual has appeared.
*a competitor for the Lawrence Rent-a-Ford monopoly is on the scene, hence the local "warr." Hereforeo only one concern of that nature has entered to the media; more than 100 students. It has enjoyed a most pleasant existence, exceedingly so, and like most monolakes, gave little thought toward rendering the service of which it was capable, in addition, it put the rod up to such a high hurricane that writing was a most luxurious luxury.
There's the rob. We believe that there is sufficient business for both concern, and with competition, each has its own advantages. Already rates are considerably
lower than they were last year and everyone concerned seems to be late and hearty. But rumor has it that Mr. Sanders will use a touching vow to do away with the other, by fair means or fail, perhaps. The chances are about 90 to 1 that if its efforts are successful, the rate will return to the almost prohibitive odds.
There is plenty of business for both. Why not patronize both and incur their staying?
M. S
Hell Box
"Youth's Jake Kills New York Professor," says a headline, Well, turn it about in fair play!
It is hereby moved and seconded that all proffes subscribe for "College Humor" so as to provide a means of self defence.
Conversation heard on the Hill:
Quizical: "Say is that girl a warm number?"
Quizzed: "Is she warm? Why, she's so hot that one kiss will melt your gold teeth!"
We Wish to Extend a
CORDIAL WELCOME
to all former and new students.
Make our store your meeting place down town.
SOL. MARKS & SON
University Jewelers for 40 years 817 Mass. St.
WELCOME, FRESHMEN!
COME in and let's get acquainted. You'll be glad to see what is new for Fall and our lines are all ready. Just fresh from New York and Paris. Clever trucks, smart coats and trig accessories for every costume. You'll marvel at what we have to show this season. We'll be glad to see you at your earliest convenience.
Innes, Hackman & C.
Courtesy-Quality-Value
"In the Heart of the Business District"
That feeling of Confidence.
Its good to feel that your clothes will bear critical inspection, whether on the street, in the closet room or at the social function.
And the first requisite of this feeling is the knowledge that your clothes are faultlessly clean and perfectly pressed.
Regularity of cleaning and pressing, done by a MASTER is the secret.
You will get started right by phoning 75—where master work is done.
IT MAKES NO DIFFERENCE
If we can help you to maintain that well-groomed appearance while you are here, we will be glad. Our business is high class laundry and dry-cleaning work and service.
whether you are senior, junior, sophomore or freshman, we bid you welcome. We know you will be glad you came, when this school year is over.
We clean everything you wear but your shoes
Come in let's get acquainted
LAWRENCE STEAM LAUNDRY
10th & New Hampshire St.
Phone 383
DRESSES THAT FLARE IN GRACEFUL LINES
For street, for afternoon, for general wear—smart to the minute. Satins, crepe back, Frost crepe—black, navy, cuckoo, pencil blue, rust, bokhara, blue jay—$16.50, $25.00, $35.00 and $45.00.
The new Sport Balbriggan
Dresses for Hill wear
$10.75 $15.00 $21.50
Girtham Cold String Silk Hockey
Gotham Gold Stripe Silk Hosiery
Bullene's "Exclusive but not expensive"