PAGE TWO
THE UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN
SUNDAY, MAY 24, 1925
UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN
Official Student Paper of the University
Editor-in-Chief Carl Coffelt
Associate Editor Jacqueline Sike
Associate Mom Olivia Bauer
Sunday Editor John F. Patt
Sport Editor Steve Moyell
Telegraph Editor Elizabeth Sandor
Helen Foster
Franklin Funeral Home
Roxie Foster
Rex Palmer
Mary Kalinfin
Mary Kellinfin
Greene
Muri Jill
Linda Clark
Louise Clark
C. A. Lee
Chuck Cohn
Business Staff
Dorothy Dillaway Eva Drummon
Helen Clute Grace Town
Marc Lidia Bromberg
Address all communications to THE UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN Lawrence, Kansas
Entered as second-grade mail master Reporter on May 30, 1926. Under the赋守 of March 3, 1927, and under the赋守 of March 3, 1928, work and on Sunday morning by students in the variety of Kansas, from the Press of the variety of Kansas, from the Press of the
INVESTMENTS
Editorial department K. U. 25
Business department K. U. 66
SUNDAY, MAY 24. 1925
"Move for More Holidays."—Head line. A law will soon be needed re serving one day in the week for work
'TIS MORNING
"Oh, we won't go home 'till morning." The old song might well be sung by the weary willies who fit about with the hats and yell as if they were imitating the owls.
These birds very often fail to get the benefits of the beauties of an early morning on the Kaw. Rare gray tracery heralds the opening of another day. Dull white and old rose mingled with yellow as the lusty cow of a thousand cockes announce the coming of the great god of golden fire. Soft breezes whisper among tiny green leaves and restless birds sound waking calls.
The long drawn manning cry of a coyote on a distant hill gives farewell to the passing night. The sharp staccate bark of an excited dog sweeps only too plainly of a hunt.
"Swiftly blue blue-black haze of deeper darken rises from the lower valleys, and first pleases of the sun sweep light into lochs and cranes. Brilliant plains flash *fpm* windows in the cindered on the Hill. The glory of morning rests on the Hill.
We'll have to pardon Jonathan for passing the Veal.
And through it cuts the vilsin,
yells of the students who didn't go
home 'till morning.
THE THIRD FLIGHT
The comments seems to be that this young journal of "liberal campus opinion" furnishes an expressional medium for any sentiments which students may have. It attempts an interpretation of college life from a new angle.
A certain amount of restraint, except in one article, was noticeable in the last issue of the *Dove*, which made its final flight for the present year Friday. Whether the stat thought it had been "too cantor surely" radical in the second number is difficult to determine.
In most cases, the writing in well done. The style is lucid and unburdened, while the use of irony, satire and invective is generally effective
A fault of the journal seems to be the almost complete prevalence of destructive criticism. Surely there are things on the campus which deserve commendation. There are practices which deserve a word of appreciation. If present conditions don't suit, let something better be offered.
There then is the tendency to voice pet opinions and grudges. This dope persistently will bring nothing but disaster. Other faults are the expression of impossible ideals, and the attacking of certain institutions at the top instead of at the bottom. An example of the latter is the onslaught on the R. O. T. C.
Obviously, what is there meant is that world peace can come about through disarmament. This fact must be generally accepted first before a final assumption can be made On the other hand, the criticism is often justified. The stand for freedom of expression and for a chance to get all sides are praiseworthy, and will receive student accord.
As the Hershey bar said to the wrapper—"I'm foiled."
THERE ARE MEN
In days not long beyond the reach of our memory men toiled, abaved and died that others might wear the cap and bells. Sorryta spent their lives making the surroundings beautiful or a pompous kine.
Today the working man has his place in the great scheme of things, today he is respected, and today he is forging far into the realm of the mighty. On our own campus men and women are in representative positions who are working for the finances that make possible their education. Most of these people work in a quiet manner asking only for an equal opportunity in the affairs of the day. As a fund tribute we can only say in simple language, we honor them.
ADVICE TO A FZESHMAN
He is young, he is green, he is from the country. To his question: "What should I do in college?" we answer: First thing young friend, have the art of study so that you can knock the professors for a string of A's next into politics, stand on the street corner and pass out bills, get into the caucuses, cook up the deal, boost your candidate. Next, get a thirsty office, and join a fraternity. After that join all the campus organizations that will admit your name. Ask for job with lots of work and more humor. Smooth out your dancing up that foot won't cover too much territory. Don't be afraid of getting your name in the super, in fact succeed to a reheater that he put it there. It makes the paper more worth reading. Last but not least, have a manta in your room that reads "Do what you cannot not do that they may grow." And in closing we would add, "dress well and succeed." All these things do, young friend, and your name will be carried in stone.
THE OGRE
No respect for law, howel the critics, and paint the provincial finger of shame at public men who略edy the judicial proceedings of our country. An a constructive step, the help of women in the court, the men immediately abating their taceness and give aid and assistance to the police men and com-runners.
Dealing in such a manner with American law violation is merely skimming the surface. Disrespect for law is foiled from the cradle up in these United States.
The child who is marry to his mother is told "You better be careful or the policeman will get you with his big club." A policeman becomes the personification of an enemy—ruel and unjust. Out of such a child's complex against those who enforce our laws arises that expression boy pang phrases—"Cheese it, the eon!"
When a rather saintly and often educational school teacher tells children that the mission of a policeman is to protect citizens and to patriotically maintain the laws, children shrug their shoulders in contempt. Don't we know that policemen are nothing more or less than enemies, from whom one quite naturally rum? Why, our own mothers have taught us that."
When children are old enough to study civil, the great American home steps in with a bit of patriotic advice about maintenance of law. If law violation is ever to be eliminated in this country, fathers and mothers are going to have to stand in at infancy to instill a respect for law which will last through the trials of misinformation legislators and underpaid policemen.
In Thursday's issue of the Kanan I see where "One of the Honored" calls the recent speech at the honors conversation a bunk speech. I do not understand that this situation meant, for he made it clear to everyone within a radius of some ten feet of him at that time that he did not like the speech. I also know several of those about him who would have liked to have thrown and disarrub out. It grabs on the sensibilities of those of an intelligent group, for "one would suppose that these two had been able to express their group," for some one to begin expressing his idea of the speecher bath socially and vociferously.
Campus Opinion
The Kansan:
The fact sentence of his letter to the Kansas contains words which he heard at that time. Surely this is no
All seniors who have not got had their records for graduation checked in the Registrar's office must attend to this matter before Thursday of this week. Notice have been sent by mail to every senior but a few have called to respond. GEORGE O. FOSTER, Registrar.
OFFICIAL UNIVERSITY BULLETIN
Copy received at the Chancellor's office until 11:00 a.m.
Vol. VI.      Sunday, May 24, 1925       No. 17
NOTICE TO SENIORS OF ALL SCHOOLS:
+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
NOTICE TO SENIORS;
All seniors who will be entitled to a University Teacher's Diploma under the requirements as outlined on page 61 of the general catalog, must it be an application for same in the registrar's office before Thursday of his week.
GEORGE O. FOSTER, Registrar
JAY JANES:
There will be a 3 day Jane meeting at 3 o'clock Sunday at Hardy house.
There will be election of officers, and everyone is requested to present
themselves.
Book Notes
I amreed with "Also Honored" that we should listen respectfully and show a degree of tolerance.
A special meeting of Women's Pan-Hellenic will be held at 4:30 PM at the Kapua house. Presidents and vice-presidents of all chapters are invited. For more information, call (856) 279-1300.
TENNYSON BECK, President.
WOMEN'S PAN-HELLENIC;
way for an intelligent honor student to act in an bosquet convocation in his honor, or at any other convocation for that matter. I know perseverance is the key to our success and disapproval of those about him, for I have talked to many of them. Surely as honored guests on such an occasion as this we should be grateful to our team, ensuring respectfully to the program which has been arranged especially for us. Furthermore, as men and women who stand in the upper one-eighth of our choices, we are supposed to take the attitude of tolerance for the needs of others.
I am glad to say that I know of only one individual who had the brace to break/the rules of good behavior in common elbowtiecases on this occasion.
Also One of the Honored.
One of the Honored
about him" nor how it occurred that I unlitually used some of the same phrases that he used. He was sufficiently far from me in the conversation so that I did not hear any utterance.
By Stanley Johnson, Harecourt, Brass and Company.
Then "Also Honored" jumps uncurrently to the conclusion that the student who made his sentiments evident to "everyone within a radius of some ten feet" was also the writer of the communication. I do not know why it was that "nourred the temperatures and dismayed of those
"Also Honored" replies to my communication of Thursday, but states in his last paragraph, "I know of only one individual" who had the least break the rules of good behavior in common antiquette on this occasion."
By Steve Merrill
'Old Nick' is that all the way through. Then he makes love to his girl students, for he clearly realizes that they are just young students inspiring young professor, especially
Professor
Not that a man should have no ambition. This isn't the purpose of the native. Its purpose, as stated by the author, is to lead hypocrites to recognize their hypocrisy, "thus retaining their self-respect, and by confessing it, retain the respect of others."
It seems that no book can be written about college life without exegation, either of characters or of effect. Take this book, "Professor," for instance. The author pictures to us a hypothetical professor of En-
gland in a New England university. Thinking back, he had his eyes on the Dean's chair.
Dr. J. Tankley Parkhurst, the 'Old Nick' of the story, manages to earn the reader's through contempt and abhorrence before the end of the book. The man is simply detestable, he has an appalling sense of his own self-importance, and he first names their first names and assumes an air of familiarity with them which at times preumptious, if not obtrusive. His learning is largely medieval pedolarity. He pretends to be intellectual, but he falls far below the mark of mediocrity in this respect. In telling about his "Chicago coup," Dr. J. Tankley accuses he displays his amour prope: "Yes, I was at my best. Come, let's get our mail and I'll tell you about it. I licked them up one side and down the other—I didn't leave them a leg to stand on. Randall of the University of Chicago took exception to my anxiolysis of the 'a' sound between the ancient Persian 'a' and 'b', but when I pointed out
if the match he thoroughly admoni-
tacious. One evening he makes a date with Annie Curran, but when he discovers that her home surround-
ings are not up to his expectations,
he avoids her with curve. She lets him know, however, what she thricks of him.
The author has succeeded in presenting a highly colored picture of college life. The characters are recognizable as professors and students, but they make us wonder if soon really live in our age. Certainly the college they go to must be a small one, where everyone knows everyone.
As an analysis of student life this book may well compare with Perry Marches' "Plastic Age." It does not cover the realities of teaching, does for the student. The latter, however, shows better literary technique and displays more naivete in presentation of character. Neither has an adequate picture of college life.
Plain Tales From the Hill
Professor (binding at large site) 1 understated that some people stayed up rather late but night to view the stars.
Miss Minah; The capacity for undergraduates to look like they are taking when they say that they are not is amazing. They're being great.
The class improved only temporarily.
Again, Mia M. speaks: I have conducted a lot of kindergarten
A Kansas cooperator turns in the following headline: "Kansas Men Strike 13 Outs from Hams of Berry Brilliant Cyclone, Pitcher."
lon classes and today I have received no new experience in this line!
At The Theater
---
Dr. Meyn, Rose, Persons
By Mary Rose Barrons
"Direct by Mill," supposed to be a book written for the class life, was presented by a few members of the class senior last night at the Orpheum theater. Seemingly there was not enough interest on the part of the students of the class of 1925, to even try for parts in the play, in which one wrote and one written by the same author and presented by the senior class last year. It was an exaggerated presentation of college life with a ragged enough, not mature nor complicated enough to hold the interest of the audience. The action of the story was with real life in a collage town.
The actors with the exception of Elizabeth Sifera, who had the lead, were not well adapted to their characters in the play.
The production lacked polish, the actors lacked talent and poise, and the plot lacked objective action and conditional interest. Some clever lines scattered throughout the play was a reedening feature.
Perhaps lack of time for adequate preparation, and the treytons coming so late in the business season of the year, are responsible for some of these faults.
TO THE SUNBURNED GIRL
The poet's lays
Through all the days
Have been in praise of misses
With golden hair
Earrings are
And lips just made for kisses
Dut I initie
With great delight
To praise the sunburned widow
With form of grace
And radiant face
And arms with snowflakes ladies
Follows a rime
Most any time
She like the hue of roses
And sunburned girls
With clustering curls
Here this line on their mose!
And so I going
For Queen or King
In praise of Neptune's daughter
The sunburned girls
With teeth like pearly
Whay may smile into the waters
smiler rule the waters:
—Patsy Buchanan, c'28
You can't scour away the acids in the mouth
which cause decay. You can neutralize them safely and effectively with Squibb's Dental Cream, made with Squibb's Milk of Magnesia. At druggists.
SQUIBB'S DENTAL CREAM
Made. with Squibb's Milk of Magnesia
E. R. SQUIBB & SONS, Chemists to the Medical Profession since 1858
Send for free booklet regarding the $25,000 Squibb Hotel,
O. Box 1332, City Hall Station, New York City
1925
Only one Master Cleaner in Lawrence
PUNCH FOR FAREWELLS All Flavors Prompt Service on Orders IKES
When Planning Farewells Call 820
TWO-FLAVOR BRICKS
for an order of two-layer bricks, lice or shearbeds made up in class, fraternity or porch colors—
TWO-FLAVOR BRUCKS
Cherry Custard and Vanilla
Strawberry and Vanilla Winsberry and Vanilla
Orange
ICES
Pineapple
Strawberry
Apricot
Kaw Valley Creamery
Sixth & Miss. Phone 820
A Complete Meal Well Balanced
Vegetables Choice of Seven Meats Dessert And Drinks Included
..All for 35c::
BUY A MEAL TICKET AND SAVE 10 PER CENT
College Inn Jayhawk Cafe
PHONE ORDERS DELIVERED CALL 218