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THE UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN
FRIDAY, MAY 22, 1925
UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN
Official Student Paper of the University of Kunga
Editor-in-Chief
Associate Editor
Journalist
December Publication
Campus Editor
League Fiction
Telegraph Editor
Missouri Metropolitan
University
Assistant Short Editor
Mary Hellman Hamilton
Plain Tole Editor
Richard Lowell
Susanity Editor
May Mary Scott
Assistant Business Manager
Greene Wine
Bardness Staff
Ruth Ann Marr
Dorothy Dillaway
Ken Drau
Helen Cilen
Grace Young
Address all communications to THE UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN Lawrence, Kansas
Entered as second-class mail master Sep 20th, 1945. Received from Washington, Kansan, under the letter of March 4, 1973 by his brother, Ralph. Sent to week and on Sunday morning by students in the university library, from the press of The Times for 300 letters from Kansan. From the press of The Times for 300 letters from Kansan.
PHONES
Editorial department K, U 21
Business department K, U 66
FRIDAY, MAY 22, 1925
A VINDICATION
Well might men rejoice when they read this woman's edition of the Kanan, if they might stop to think that for one day at least a few women forget their compacts, disbanded discussion of the latest mode, and devoted themselves to mute劳, such as it is.
The foolish, frivolous bits in humanity whose feeble efforts to accommodate anything outside of the sphere in which they have been placed by long custom and the fear of the male of the species that women will sometime by accident qualify for the position of leaders in business, have again broken with tradition and a second time been allowed to show their hand as amateur journalists.
So this edition comes forth to vindicate women's仁爱 religion that women are good for nothing else but washing dishes and cooking (suspect in her anarchies). For you must know that even if a woman does make a success, the best a man can say of her is, that the whole business in an accident or that she's beating some poor man with a family out of a job. A woman might try to refute this argument, but even if she did, some one would say it isn't lady-like for a woman to argue in point, so we'll let it go at that.>
OUR COMPLICATED MORALS
The reason some public speakers can talk so much is because they go through their setting up exercises during their addresses.
OUR COMPLICATED MORALS
Foreigners may have difficulties in learning the English language when they come to this country, on account of its many irregularities and inconsistencies, but learning the language would probably be more child's play in comparison with the effort that would be required to learn the system of morals prevalent in this country, without even attempting to solve the why and whereof it.
The double standard between the sexes, though perhaps the most talked-of feature in the system, is only one of its slighter inconsistencies. Double standards within the sexes are far more unreasonable and more difficult to understand.
Take, as an example, the matter of women's dress. A woman may parade up and down a bathing beach in a one-piece bathing suit which is short on both ends and she will excite comment on the part of but comparatively few of the en-lookers. Should that same woman walk down the main street of the town with a ceilidh half inch of bare skin showing between her rolled hose and short skirts, she would immediately be nailed by those same observers as a "brazen hug."
Should a man, during particularly hot weather, decide to go to his place of business in a basketball suit, he would attain a decidedly unwelcome reputation over the whole town before night. Indeed, should the members of a basketball team dress in the prevalent attire of prize-fixtures, half the audience would get up and walk out.
If a poor, ignorant negro steals a few chickens and holds some one up and robs them of a few dollars to keep his family from starving, he hasn't a chance in the world to escape the inevitable five or ten years in prison at hard labor.
When a banker systematically robs
the pattern of his bank of thousands of dollars and finally causes the failure of the institution, with its resulting profit, hardship and even in some cases outside on the part of the patrons, he either gets of absolutely free or serves a year or so in the penitentiary doing the easier types of work and, as soon as it can conveniently be done, he is jailed a prison by a blindhearted or erased governor.
If a rich man wishes to have his cocktail, most people just grit and mentally decide that it's all ally if he can "get away with it." But let three same people learn of a poor man who induces in a little home arrest, and they are locked to the extent of reporting the matter to the police, considering it their duty to do so in order to "uphold the honor of the constitution."
Ordinary human nature may be hard enough to understand, but America human nature is impossible.
Fourteen years ago Captain Aunndre reached the North Point on foot -- driving a deer sledy. Today he immached the most spectacular flight in history, didn't attempt to coarser the North Point on wheels. The feyers expect to reach the pole within eight hours after the start. Moldova science has made it possible for the trip to be made in a period of hours rather than of months.
THE GOLDEN CALF
Then it just not how dwarf the way to them, then never serve them. In the wife of pleasure, tale and wears nous times wonder whether we'd not drop down to the golden calf of honor,蜜oney,蜜oney, one or any one of a dozen other thing which might be in the衣之的 the trifle of holes as the thing which we with others to evel as we do.
We invent devious methods of retiring the other follow to pattern after us to worship the thing we worship, we want him to struggle to gain that price of public praise which comes to him by virtue of his honour the golden calf. We want him to be industrious, and so we laid prestice to the power of gold; we desire that he shall work hard in his stults, so we place him to the man who succeeds. We always honor the man who succeeds in a chosen field. Why? Because he has done something that others cannot do? No. Because the very nature of the Ifting merites? No. It is because we value certain attunements or all important things in life. Some times we forget or lose sights of the hered origin which is the development of the individual. We puff up his prestige by laying down to him aid forerving the thing he repreens to. We must see our dids.
Now that ex-Governor Dykes has nothing keeping him in Tokyo, we would like to suggest a “back to the farm” movement.
JUST HARD WORK
Are you asking the people who are "getting there," or are you one of the road marks that they have passed on their way?
Perhaps if you are left behind it might be interesting to figure out the reasons why. Your intelligence is as good as the intelligence of some of those who are "at the top" of your profession; you have an even "running start" with them early in life. It is quite probable that you have grown accustomed to attributing the present differences to pare luck.
Guese again; it's far more net to have been simply hard work. It's easy enough to lay all to task before against you, but when you stop to think back over it, you will probably find that many times when you might have been climbing you lay down on the job. Few of us really work to our full capacity, we stop when we think we have accomplished enough and have grown tired of it.
The more we observe the lives of people who really have done things, the more nearly we must be convinced that they have reached their present station in life by sacrifice and industry. Most of them have "dog in" and asked for no substitutes for real work. At for the rest of us-why should we complain when we have yawned and said, "Call it a day?"
Plain Tales From the Hill
Professor in news class after
enrollment of archaeologists search
signature for members of pre-historic
remarked
"This story is headed 'Ancient
Shan Hunt Begins,' the trouble with
B is that the news is hurried."
Why Not Rush 'Em?
Do you believe in signes?
There is a movie sign placed near the porch of a Fourteenth street manned the rooming house that proclaims "Cheap Kisses."
Why Not Rush 'Em?
Mina Mahon: There is an editor-in-chief in the Star which will interest us. She stopped and turned to a member of the class who was holding intimate conversation. Are you? You are now in the moment. He finished his sentence.
She Was Pretty
First Man-The R. O.T. C. "Bawl only on annual affair
"Have broughten" was the verb form used by a professor in an education class recently.
First Man—the Hewlett T. C. "Bawl in First Man" the Hewlett T. C. "Bawl in Second Man"-The R. O. T. C. "Bawl Out" is h weekly affair com in usually on Wednesday afternoon
New Styles!
Senior—Oh, say can you see —
Nobody—Not very well, I didn't
get to had until 4 o'clock.
Monday
The practical joker is still with us, as is also the gullible student who is his victim. A precursor journalist once described a heartbeat manner the other day. His reward was in seeing fair maids' faces become twisted into peculiar expressions as it was discovered quinine had been spread on the gum.
Almost the Same!
Education Prof.-"Individual differences are becoming so pronounced that some universities are offering courses for the study of individual differences. These courses who had taken such a course, asked him what he had learned.
Student: "Well, the main thing is that people are not all alike."
Time: 2:30, whistle just blown.
Place: History class.
Young man enters in a rush, he harries to his place in the front of the room. Teacher looks at him in a smile. "What are you doing here now?"
Student has dazed look on his face, "Why, what time is it? The library clock said just 1:20."
Bright Student: They're going to transport milk by radio.
Pratt: Then you think our source of milk is it that is a source of a list of it we get.
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When you're eating, after the game, in fact most anytime that calls for a cool drink, is the time you'll call for more.
Refreshing with a sparkle that says. "Have another"—that's typical.
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