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THE UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN
MONDAY, MAY 18, 1925
UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN
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MONDAY, MAY 18, 1925
AMERICA FIRST
not merely in matters material, but in things of the spirit. Not merely in science, but in art and even in appeaches, but also in ideas, principles, character. Not merely in the calm assertion of right, but in the glad assumption of duties. Not faunting the evil eye, not bending in helplessness over a sick and wounded world like a Good Samaritan. Not in spicied isolation, but in courageous operation. Not in pride, arrogance, and hatred, but in compassion and people, but in sympathy, love, and understanding. Not in treading again the old, worn, bloody pathway which God has sent us into an army but in blinding a new trail, along which, please God, other nations will follow, into the new Jerusalem where wars shall be so mute. Some day some nation will be to laze once again into after barbarism—and thatamor I covet for my beloved America. And so in that spirit and with these hopes, I say Amor "FAIRST"奠命 "FAIRST".
America first!
DO YOU FORGET TOO?
From a sermon by Bishop
Ashenith Oldham. Today is
international good will day in
nationals of the world.
You just hang up the receiver.
You were calling your fraternity house. A freshman answered the phone and a conversation went something like this.
"Delta Phi Beta house."
"I's Bill Jones there?"
"Where is he?"
"Please hold the phone just a minute and I will go see."—(Pause)—"He isn't in the house just now. Is there any message I can take?"
"Don't mind." Down went your receiver.
"Just a minute and I'll see if I can find out." (Another pause)—No one seems to know where he is but if you will leave your number, I will have him call you as soon as he comes in."
You were just wondering, "Do freshman discipline harm the code of manners? Do we forget our politeness?"
ALL-UNIVERSITY PARTIES
A limitation of the stag line as to both number and position on the dance floor, and a reception committee which would really get people acquainted, would help solve the problems which arose at the last tail-University party. Anyone who was there will realize the truth in the lines printed in one
"We had an all-University party the other night. It was a 'dateleas' party too. It didn't cost anything so everybody was there. The men without dates stood in the middle of the floor and hagged the floor space, while the girls without dates sat in the balcony and looked on. Naturally, being girls, they had to wait till they were asked to dance. Some party I was wondering why 'dateleas' parties won't work."
The meaning in those lines is clear and literally true. There is to be a farewell University party soon. Unless it is more carefully planned, it will be much like the "brawl" of the last one except that the crowd will
be similar due to the fraternity farewells. By limiting the number of stags and their position on the floor it will be possible for one to enjoy dancing.
"Dateless" parties have never been exactly successful on the Hill. Why not? One reason is that the datales are allowed to shift for themselves to a great extent and the inifid ones are naturally left out.
A committee whose members would make it their business to see that everyone who cared to do so might dance, would help solve the problem of those who are not acquainted, and it would be possible to say that all-University parties if well planned can after all be enjoyable affairs.
MONKEY SHINES
"Take out the cheek book, address an envelope to the Park Board, City hall, and send anything from a quarter to $25 to help buy Sally, the famous Ziegfeld Follies chimpanzee for the Swope Park Zoo." Item from a Kansas City Sunday paper.
What will be the next scheme evolved to extract money from the purse of the already overburdened taxayer and citizen?
Not content with all the charity drives, Near East Relief movements, and other ideas for raising money from the innocent public novalads, there comes along some person with the gall to plead for money to buy a trained chimpanzee to entertain the children!
One cannot help but wonder how many men and women who would turn down a solicitor in a charity drive, never contribute a cent to any church, and spend all on themselves for pleasure will contribute to the "monkey fund,"
None, maybe. But think how much more good the $850 necessary to bring the chimpanzee to Kansas City would do were it given to Mercy hospital, or used for some worthy charity. The chimpanzee may be very entertaining, and persons who have nothing better to do, and children on Saturdays, may enjoy standing in a building in which the odor is worse than near a packing house on a close night, watching "monkey shines." Some folks must be mighty hard up for something to do with their money.
What will be next?
WHEN THE ALUMNI COME BACK
We are glad to welcome our alumn back. We want them to come. It is they who are representing the University all over the country, and we are glad to have them with us on this annual cessation. Many of them will come back early to attend the farewell parties in order to see many students whom they would not otherwise get to see. It will be a happy time for both students and alumni.
The University makes one request of her alumni when they come back—to observe the same rules, especially those pertaining to the farewells and the Eighteenth amendment, that apply to undergraduates. Farewells are doomed to go unless these rules are observed. Of course, the alumni will want to co-operate in order that we may keep farewells which are enjoyed so much by all.
ESPERAMOS
My old car waits, and I,
While red and gold the sky
The sun glares down; it's noon;
There comes a humming tune.
Bursts forth with dawn,
White red and gold, the sky bursts forth with dawn:
The sun is going down;
Of flies' sun serenade;
We wait in maples' shad
We wait in maples' shade, But you are gone.
There comes a humming tune Low and long drawn.
The West wears now a gowd
Of red and fawn;
Of sumkine, life and play,
But you are gone.
We wait for one more day
Low and long drawn,
We wait—a teacher, 1
With shaded, straining eye,
But you are gone.
It's night; the wind is free
And gently cool, and we
Should be unoo
Thus art great; thus knowest all!
A PRAYER
The highroad, Dark are hil
And, plain; we linger still,
But you are gone.
B. Winegar Crone, c'25.
fiat the burdens of our petty lives
Reason falter with deafness.
Like a sounded bird in flight.
Aust the lordens of our petty lives
Soon, when prayers from our faint heart
To thee, O God.
Like a wounded bird in air,
By powers the fragile mind doth lend
It in vain doth auch to unrested
motor blower, airconner,
Puree, hardwired, mixed, perplexed,
When, indeed with skill most rare,
They their own finite work compare
Master builders, architects.
Thy thought, O God.
(Our poetry finite works compare
With thine, O God.
Love that binds us to our mothers.
Fathers, sweethearts, sisters, brothers.
Sinketh in a rainbow in the ocean
When we feel that congruence division.
we feel that consumate devotion,
The love. O God.
Tworth on us from above;
That thy thoughts enlighten the mindlost one!
That our works, purifying road, extol
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Tworth on us from above;
That thy thoughts enlighten the mindlost one!
That our works, purifying road, extol
Yet by faith we know thy love
On Other Hills
Turn our wills, O great Divine,
In sweet harmony with thing!
- Herbert, Ranson.
Be mirrored, God!
As a pond reflects changing flowers May ity purpose in these lives of ours
Seniors at Knox University were recently given the army Alpha test, the same test which was given them when the class entered the university as freshmen. The results of the last test are not yet known but it was found in the previous men had a higher rank than the women.
--and to your
Students at the University of Pennsylvania have voted to celebrate Pennsylvania's major football victory during the fall of 1925. A day which the students think warrants celebration will be set by the undergraduate council and at this time there will be no classes.
Students in carpentry at the Oregon State Agricultural College build model houses as a part of their regular work. When completed three homes will be built in the furnaces of a full size dwelling and are sold as play houses for children.
A mummy of an Egyptian priestess of a time prior to that of Totkhanahan has come into possession of McGill University as a result of the offer of the treasures of the natural history museum to the University.
The Alpha Chapter of Phi Beta Kappa at the University of Texas held their initiation会议 for newly elected members recently. Thirty-four members of the class of 1925 were initiated and members of the faculty who are Phi Beta Kappas assisted with the services.
The two underclasses of Cornell University held their annual rush on the alumni field Saturday, May 9. The rush lasted only eight minutes, surrounded which usually follow was this year prohibited by President Farrand.
A student at the University of Minnesota following the idea of "one has been killed here" campaign is advocating that signers use the campus to protest against the campus. Such a sign as "$2 funked here" posted in a class room should awaken the most sleepy student in the class. His anger is in the interior below.
The only difficulty the inventor is having is the realization of the great number of signs which would have been displayed, and he is considering changing the slogan to "One passed here." The campaign would be directed against those students who believe that the invention was more useful than a physiological parking space.
Plain Tales From the Hill
Alarms sometimes fail to function at the desired time and the contrivance of a woman at Corbinal hall was not clear. "The swain" was forestalled by the director of the house. The latter discovered a whisk brown tied to a long piece of cord and blue ribbon futtering from a first door window, where the young man was haunting decorations, went out and took them down. Then she saw the young man. He had just arrived to evaulen the young lady and with her the young man, he gave loud vocal articles which aroused about fifty caragged occupants.
Foiled!
A. Monday, Morning Eleventh-thirty "Price is sometimes called the central fact," said a marketing professor to the class.
OFFICIAL UNIVERSITY BULLETIN
Copy received at the Chapelhouse office until 10 a.m.
Students graduating this June who consider it necessary to be absent from the Commencement exercises should make written request to the dean of their school for an excuse, stating the reasons therefor. If recommended by the dean and approved by the chancellor, notification will be sent from the chancellor's office, which must be presented to the registrar in order to secure the diploma.
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Vol VI Monday, May 18, 1925
Graduating students will be unable to secure diplomas until all library books have been returned, and all University bills paid.
TO STUDENTS GRADUATING IN JUNE, 1925:
E. H. LINDLEY
Very important rehearsal Tuesday afternoon, 3:30, in Fraser chapel.
All orchestra members are required to be present.
ORCHESTRA REHEARSAL:
KARL ANDRIST, Director.
PI LAMBDA THETA:
Pi Lambda Theta will meet at 7:20 Wednesday evening, May 29, at home instead of the event Tuesday night. This meeting will be the last for the season.
HILDA M. KOEHLEP, Res, Secretary.
PAYROLL
The faculty payroll will be open for signature until Tuesday noon,
May 19. The student payroll is now open for signatures, and will close
after May 28.
The professor then gave a short explanation of the relation of price to marketing.
"What do we mean by price," he then asked. Several students volunteered definitions.
And then a student near the front of the lecture room answered, "Price is sometimes called the central fact."
Story Without Words
A student came out of the Deen's office with a face a yard long. Explanation: His grade was D.
Excerent from student's theme—"He swept the眼 with his eyes." Bright student 1—"There's where the brainkiller snake go out of xiness."
At the F, B, B. (Kansas Board Banquet) themasterfailed to receive one item which was listed on the menu. Calling the manager of the service to his side Mr. Chough remarked: See here, sir, I'm paying the bill and I didn't get any envy.
The missing article was immediately supplied in double portion.
Tairstreet at Kansan Board
Pancake. We expected to have a quiet time with a Dove at either end of the table!
First Stude—Look, there in a thruch!
Second—Why, it looks very much like a bird to me.
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