PAGE TWO THE UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN SUNDAY, MAY 17, 1925 UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN Official Student Paper of the University Editor-in-Chief Associate Editor Associate Editor Sunday Staff Carl Coffelt Jacqueline Stice Mont Clair Spear Sunday Star Sunday Editor John Montenegro Acting Sunday Editor John F. Patt Sport Editor Steve Kerrill Telegraph Editor Elizabeth Sanders Staff Member Clayton Finch Director Taylor Michel McClain Helen Foster Rey Fischer Charlie Macdonald Ray Chambers Charles Bahin Ray Chambers Mary Ecrufine Furlon George Alden Kenneth Greenery Evelyn Benton Kenneth Greenway Alice VanWernerd Business Manager...john Floyd McCourt Aust. Jill Mara...Carl Coffelt, Robert Hill Address all communications to THE UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN Lawrence, Katha Entered as second-grade mail master Septer 30, 1957. Under the auspices of the K. M. Sage 1957, under the ledger of the U.S. Postal Service and on Sunday morning by students in veterinary Kansas, from the Press of the University of Kansas, from the Press of the University of Kansas. PHONES PHONES Editorial department... K. U. 25 Business department... K. U. 46 SUNDAY, MAY 17, 1925 KEEP OFF THE PATHS If grass wasn't made for man to walk upon, masa was made just to enjoy walking on grass. Nothing can be much more delightful than walking on soft living grass. The soiling of it gives one such a buoyancy. Certainly, walk on the grim! But why travel around like a simple sheep on those hard barren paths which mur our campus? A hardy earth path surely can't offer much in the way of thrills, and no one who follows them all the time can be said to show much initiative. For the sake of our visitors who think that we are creative and original here, cease to follow blindly along the path, but get off and try the grass. You won't get lost. Keep off the path! Do! --able to attend the dinner may bear the speeches. According to the chairman, this arrangement has been thought of mainly for the benefit of the parents and friends of the graduates. "LEAD NOT DRAG" When your insurance company zends you birthday greetings and wishes you many more of them, you need not question its sincerity. Last year's president of the fraternity was back for farewells. He had seemed to exemplify the standards and ideals for which the group stood and he held the respect and admiration of the fellows. Even those who did not follow his worthy example secretly admired him. Now as an alumnus he stood out as one of the best that the group had had in several years. The pledges and active who knew of his record were first surprised to know that he had brought with him some of "the good old stuff" from the city. Next, they were surprised to hear him say that when one held places of responsibility one had to have higher standards than he had naturally. Also, that it was not natural for a fellow to be a monk all his life. The good that this man has done for his chapter was lost entirely. It would have been better had his former record never been known, for last faith does things to people sometimes. Soon the alumni will be back for the farewells. It will be like old times to hear Richard tell of the "job" and Dane the bachelor, rave over his independence. But the alumni of every school are sometimes likely to follow their own inclinations rather than the school standards. How fine it would be if the alumni as examples would this year really try to co-operate with the University administration instead of attempting to help those who would do as they please reardances. Farewells are virtually on trial this year. There are some rules, not unreasonable ones, which regulate the parties. One is to be in by 2:45 a.m. and the Eighteenth amendment is to be observed here as in every other school. How splendid it would be for the alumni members to consider the welfare of the younger ones first and their own inclinations afterward. Many do, but many do not. GRADUATES' FRIENDS GRADUATE It is understood that the executive committee for the senior-alumni dinner will consider a plan suggested by Mrn. McClaughry of the Commons, whereby friends and relatives not Although the plan has not been definitely made, these extra ones will probably be admitted to the balcony of the gymnasium. Ench senior will be allowed only one ticket for the dinner, but this arrangement will allow the other relatives and friends to hear the speeches. It is to be hoped that the committee will think it worth while. Outstanding men at our convocations draw a good crowd of townpeople; there is little doubt but that many would take advantage of the chance to hear Brooks and others on the list of speakers for the commencement dinner this year. "K. U. Beats Convicts." - Baseball headline. Well, it's a good thing to keep one jump ahead of the jail, anyway. --by now that the rods have been put to rest for toys" week and the speeches on the con- struction, the Retardation and Hunger, and then the Renters' Club, should feel better until next May day. Now that the campus is pretty generally stuck up on everything that's new in rain coats, we can look for a long dry spell. Life stories of several. if them leads us to suspect that, after all, a genuine humorist is a child of pathos engaged in the happy art of concealing its tears with smiles. Police Interrupt a Robbery - Headline. What? Isn't some copyreader making sport for the unsuspecting render? IN DEFENSE OF K. U. The Leavenworth Times reprints the following paragraph from The University Daily Kansas: "There are persistent stories abroad that our institutions of higher learning are being invaded by agents of bolstervism." The Times comments, "Whether any such agent has been at work at Lawrence or not we are not informed, but evidently there is at least one agent of bolstervism in the adjacent university paper who need some investigation and some fumigation. Precisely this was only smart allexenes on the part of some cub editor, but he is on the wrong track and should be either got back or run off into the ditch. Boy," week, the national oratorial contest, the Roe v. Wade case and the American association all worthy of the highest respect of Americans and all have the respect of real Americans." But now for a little constructive criticism of the The Times. The elegance of its editorial sition is equal to or by its good like time; but the author, who is fearful of why be scared of Duba? Yet every time the Russians light a fuse under a moth eaten halkan king, or nationalize an old hen or at the most a stewing chicken in a Leavenworth Time quivers in a frzeny of fear! A great daily is The Leavenworth Times, whose spreading columns waft little dreams of wisdom and little grains of truth far out into Kansas, and over the boundary of a neighboring commonwealth. Now what is there in this paragraph from The University Kansas which makes the editor of The Times go running up and down his editorial pages? What is an inference that the boy believes that there might be a small modicum of bank in Boy's week, Mother's day, oratory contests, Rotary clubs and Bigger and Better America's football league? This is a free country—even for foods, and this boy is no fool. What if he does say it? Free speech is as much a constitutional guarantee as the right of property. Foods talk andools hold property, and they are at Washington in wake of it. The K. U. paragraph is a lively and witty comment, from an intelligently liberal point of view; the fact that it got a place in the columns of the Kansean is a further sign that K. U is becoming a broad and liberal institution, which tolerates liberal and conservative opinion, so long as it is intelligent. K. U. is a school of social sciences that originally out of the tall grass and examining queer and strange notions with an impartial curiosity which strikes terror into the bosom of the stuffed shirts! But why should an intelligent man like the editor Of The Times make an excellent paper the OFFICIAL UNIVERSITY BULLETIN Copy received at the Chancellor's Office until 11:00 a.m. Vol. VI Sunday, May 17, 1937 HOME ECONOMICS CLUB: The Home Economics Club will hold its annual picnic at Woodland Park, at 4:30 Monday, May 18. Members will please meet at the east entrance to Fraser hall. ELSIE KADEN, Home Economics Reporter. --house organ of the stuffed shirts? We ask you? From: Emma, Empress, Country PAYROLL. The faculty payroll will be open for signature until Tuesday noon, May 19. The student payroll is now open for signature, and will close Friday noon, May 22. KARI KLOOZ, Chief Clerk. PAYROLL: COSMOPOLITAN CLUB: The Cosmopolitan Club meeting, which was set for Friday evening, will be held Sunday afternoon, at 2:45, at the club house, 1635 Indiana street. All members must be there. Election of officers for next year, and other important business. STEVE MERRILL, President. From The Emporia Gazette, Thursday evening. A laugh was heard in an adjoin ing class room. often wish that I had him here to put the fear of—KNOWLEDGE into your hearts. Professor—That's the *haw-haw* class; Boynton has one—it's a good one, too. He's a *good teacher*. I "Bhadamani Club has bacon fry at old cemetery," says newspaper story. "Must have been scraping up old acquaintances," comments the witty copywriter. We have first-class opportunities for ten high grade K. U. Graduates American Central Life Insurance Co. (Home office: Indianapolis, Ind.) For particulars—call on or address PHONE 2400 W. E. Mullins, Agency Manager 1146 TENNESSEE SEE LAWRENCE, KAN. 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