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THE UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN
THURSDAY, MAY 14, 1995
UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN
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THURSDAY, MAY 14, 1925
WHY BABY THE SENIOR?
A few seniors have felt that funny, sickly feeling when they have heard the executive of a firm lock symmetrically down on them and say, "Oh you're from college? Sorry, but we just can't use you." Why? Because an employee exactly like to run around cleaning up after a college graduate who has not learned the lesson of reliability in college.
If our assignments aren't in, if we didn't get the last quiz right, if our work is inferior, if we are not prepared, the instructor is blamed. He should have caught us by the sleve and dragged our indisposed bodies back across the campus to the class room to do the work we were assigned. If we have cut the class the professor should not detect, he doesn't need to. We know enough in the end anyway to pass the final. And if we don't hit the final for more than a flunk, then the professor is to blame.
The wrong in this attitude is made doubly serious because of the effect it has on the student. In the first place he expects the professor to baby him along, tell him "burst burn!" if he gets his hand near too the near side of carelessness. In life there is no one to stand along the side and say, "Do this," and keep harping at it continually. A boss in a department of a large corporation assigns a task. It is either done or the employee draws his final check. If seniors were forced to take care of themselves during that one year even many of the tragedies of life adjustment would be avoided. More same values of life would be held, and the instructor would be relieved of the hard luck, and the unfair treatment bowler. Crack down on 'em. They need it.
NAUGHTY. NAUGHTY!
"Listen to me," he said. "I do not intend to permit for one moment such outstairs of temper as has just been witnessed; I do not want to hear such exclamations, and I don't want to cry. And I want you both to sit down."
Teacher to sixth grade pupils? No.
Instructor to high school students? None.
College professor talking to freshmen?
No, guess again.
Judge McClure laying down the law to the attorneys in the Davis trial.
Papa slap!
"REMINISCENCES"
Reminiscence of war days in France are brought forcefully to the chemistry major. He has tried in vain to find a comfortable resting place in front of the chemistry building and has finally given up in despair. The barb-wire entanglement on which he tries to recive is only a reminder of the days of war. There is nothing comfortable about it—merely bars to keep him awake and a mass of tangles to annoy him.
But after all what are the gardeners to do when men must lounge on the grass and shrubbery? Nearly all of the entrances of buildings are made unisightly just because people trump out the grass and mar the steps. Periph barb-wire entanglementes are a solution.
FOR THE OVERWORKED STUDENT
"I simply must go. I've two more meetings) tonight and with the luncheon and conference tomorrow..."
This can be heard almost any time any place by any student as he buystes off, a happy martyr to id many activities.
The idea that he can participate in a large number of extra curricular activities gives him a glow of competence which he thinks compensates for neglect of his scholastic work and his disregard of his health.
For such a student, we recommend an evening in the woods. Either go alone or with some friend who is enough of a friend that you do not need to prattle to him all the time. A fire is a soothing harmonizing element to have, and after you have been deliciously filled with toasted bacon and coffee, lie down on the grass and consider.
It is surprising how the confusion of life, the importance of committees, the power of YOUR group, and the necessity of YOUR activities melt away.
Individual importance sinks to its normal state, and you can get a certain perspective between yourself and the stars which adjusts seeming chaos into an indelible sublimity.
We earnestly recommend this recipe to all busy students. It always brings satisfying result. It may be the stars, but then, we urge you not to disregard the food.
--every day someone loses something.
Every day the want-aids are full.
Notices hanging in dressing rooms and halls give evidence that some one is missing some of their belongings.
Losses pay for the ads and they inquire at the Lost and Found bureau in central administration and Fraser, but all in vain—fortunate is the loser who finds his belongings. It is not the fault of the bureaus. Many are the "finder," who when they find, keep. They know that they can use the article as well as the loser; so why take it to the Lost and Found bureau?
Men might be classified like pianos, upright and grand. Many women like grands.
"LOST AND FOUND"
"That "umbrella, pen, note-book, hat or coat, certainly looks strangely familiar," we hear someone say now and then as he "eyes a passing student. Perhaps he is right in his recitation and perhaps not.
In our grade school days things were lost and often returned—even more often than they are in college. Through high school we learned what an honorable thief should be. Now that we are in college, what has been of the honest finder?
Very important rehearsal this evening, May 14, in Fraser chapel at 2:30 p.m. Full attendance imperative, to rehearse for concert May 21st.
We have first-class opportunities for ten high grade K. U. Graduates
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ORCHESTRA MEMBERS:
Other pictures in the exhibition are by other members of the Iagana Colony. Some are especially interesting—the dark blue water scene, and the picture of the dancing girl among them.
There is a marked difference between the work shown in this collection and that by members of the New Mexican coyote. The black and white ink and the color is handled in a less "splash" way, though not without vigor.
The students of the School of Business may vote for officers for next year between the hours of 8:30 and 12, or 1:30 and 5, on Thursday and Friday of this week, in room 101 west Administration building.
"I have just returned from a trip in the desert and those who view them say I have brought back the best work I have done there. Would like to be here for 100 days—110 degrees every day; I was way out in the desert and the only shade I could find was on the ground under my machine, where I spent the most of my last day. I packed up that machine and wind blowing about fifty miles an hour and sand drift-like snow, I started. It was fair when I got to Banning, where I stayed a while. Incidentally, I may add that this has been such a big difference that there were not many wild flowers."
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Sketching in the desert, such as Mr. Griffith loves to do is not a carefree occupation. In a letter re-
ferencing Mr. Griffith's friend last fall, the artist says:
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A rare opportunity is offered this week to enjoy a considerable range of subjects presented in the group of paintings from the Laguna Colony, W. A. Griffith, former head of the department of drawing and painting here, has several canvases of special interest. Other artists have work that has been crafted with effort required to exhibit the room on the third floor of central Administration. Professor Griffith was connected with the University twenty-one years before he became a member of the Laguna Colony. The twelve paintings in the group by him show the range characteristic of his work, seaside, desert, mountains. The deep lilies and purples of mountains, the earthy browns of roses, rocks, pebbles of water, the soil-like, wind short trees of shifting and desert, in a measure show the scope of interest open to this artist.
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--that life from death is true.
— Herbert Ravenon, c241
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--that life from death is true.
— Herbert Ravenon, c241
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Charles P. Steinmetz—By Hammond.
First Things in Electric Invention—Tahman.
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Dept. Fritz and Dean.
Galbani and the Frog's Legs—Darrow.
The Old Mohlawk Bridge
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IMMORTALITY
Lect night I wondered far to coerce
A mind diseased with too much thought.
Pace came to me where day met night,
And with its light
Displays the dark.
Supernatural pay, as of eternity,
Supernatural soul?
A joyful certainty
That life from death is free.
Plain Tales From the Hill
**Engine Can I] ever want when those dildies out of the uncle Jimmy Status?**
**Name Second~Since sleek hair! fast going out what gag can we pull on the haws next week?**
All but the Canary
Dean Stockton in announcing the trip of the marketing class to the city begun. We will stop at the Hotel George Cattas, where you know; there we will be met by Mr. George Cattas, of the Chamber of Commerce, who will conduct the tour of the city which will include the following attractions: All this because we are Jawahirs.
An engineering society got in bad the other day, so they say, because a Kappa Eta Kappa.
Tactless
Professor Queen was earnestly discussing the incompetence of juries: "Instead of Italian pennit venders and street cleaners, why don't they pad the panel the more intelligent to play in university college, college students for instance."
A bright student innocently raised his hand: "Why not strike n happy medium and use college faculty?"
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You will find in our store appropriate watches, chains, cuff links, silver and gold pens, fountain pens, bar pins, rings, beads, gold knives and many other articles the graduate will appreciate.
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