PAGE TWO THE UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN TUESDAY, MAY 5; 1925 UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN Official Student Paper of the University of Kansas Editor-in-Chief Carl Coelf Associate Editor Jacqueline Site Sunday Editor John B. Madgontyron Sunday Editor John B. Madgontyron Campaign Editor Brown Yeawen News Editor Edgar Schweitzer News Editor Edgar Schweitzer Exchange Editor Kenneth Simonson Alumni Editor Jesse Sanderson Sport Editor Neville Morril Other Board Members B. Winegar Crone Board Members Frances Dienerch John Patt Frank Martin Elizabeth Shunen George Carey Bill Van Camp Frank Martin Directions: Business Manager...john Floyd McCoul Ass. Astr. Mgr. ...Carl Cofft, Robert Hill Address all communications to THE UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN Lowrence, Kansas Retired as record-chair mail underapter Sutter, Calif., served in the Navy and in Korea, where he undertook the art of the March 1, 1956 attack on a Japanese base. He worked week and on Sunday morning by students at the University of California Press in the Press of the Bureau of Commerce. PHONES Editorial department K. U. 21 Business department K. U. 46 TUESDAY, MAY 5, 1925 INTERIOR DECORATIONS It is all very well to have fun swiping pennets, these nice decorative ones that have taken hours of painstaking time to complete. There may be a thrill in getting away with it, but it certainly does not do justice to those who have worked that the student body may see and enjoy. If you must get away with something why not try for bigger game? It might be more fun. Our heart goes out to the man who was up until 4 o'clock one night writing a term report for the next day, and he went to class discovered it was not due for a week. HERO WORSHIP Americans are here wristwippers, whether the heroes be great statesmen, clever and threwd politicians, beatleggers or even motion picture actors and actresses. A recent example of this worship can be found in the case of a movie netress. On one page of a metropolitan newspaper she is described an "gender and temperament, innocent and fascinating..." ramping, vamping, dancing, fading through a dazzling colorful story..." On another page of that same issue of the newspaper we read that it is alleged that this actress has failed to declare jewelry valued at $15,000 when she arrived on the liner Bevergarda from a trip abroad recently. Now, since our fascinating smugger is a movie actress we must continue to worship her at the shrine of popularity. To do otherwise would not be true American heroism. "Taker Sign is 30. More bills."—Headline. Which convinces us that the life of a state executive and that of a university student are the same in that life is just one bill after another. CATHEDRALS OF LEARNIN CATHEDRIALS OF LEARNING Beautiful halls and castle walls are often stoned on American college campuses. Great buildings, the heat that architectural skill can produce, are erected to inspire the student, to help him mold his life with high ideals, beautiful and great. Some of these buildings are awe inspiring in their magnitude. They are intended to plant the spirit of achievement in which energy, intelligence and spiritual fitness are combined to make in the soul of the individual student the supreme architecture. But too often we students fit through years at college, caring little for the high aspirations of those who have gone before, caring nothing for the beautiful, except that it is nice to have. A few see nothing but a university as a group of stone piles and old professors, benevolent old souls that can do no wrong. To some of us the University is a place where and deserved that four years should be spent. Dad was a self-made man, and son would have been, but he thought college would better fit him to get into the world and make his millions. This campus has its share of those who miss the vision of the finer things the University has to offer. They are too intent on the big earning, rather than learning which is the principal offering. A POOR MAN'S LAW One of the frequent complaints made against the prohibition law is that it is designed to deprive the poor of liquor, while those who have enough to buy it, may drink at their pleasure, and have no trouble fixing things up with the police, if the guardians of the law become troublesome. A party of mery-makers at two of the leading hotels in Kansas City found to their surprise and dummy that they were no more exempt from the eighteenth amendment than is any other citizen of the United States. While holding revel in the grill rooms of the hotels late Saturday night, these "citizens of Democracy" suddenly found themselves accorded by prohibition agents, who escorted them outside and treated them to a ride in the police patrol, followed by an interesting episode at the police station. As long as discrimination is shown in arresting violators of the dry law, or any other law, the national constitution will be held in contempt by those who have succeeded in violating it. The rich as well as the poor man, who is found burrowing about on the street, should be arrested when he openly violates a law, and his arrest should be given more publicity than that of the poorer man, if anything, for he enjoys advantages which his poorer brother never known, and there is less excuse for his disregarding the laws of his country. A few more raids such as occurred in Kannas City Saturday night would instil the fear of the law in the hearts of some of those who continually evade it, and incidentally make this country a better place in which to live. Dempsey recently had a different hape put on his nose. He finally up trying to get it altered in he prize ring. It's a wise man who knows when not to say what he thinks ought to be said. I will provide the text as it appears in the image. The text is: 1. The image contains a series of abstract or conceptual terms and concepts, possibly related to mathematics, physics, or computer science, but the specific details are not clearly visible. 2. It could be a table, diagram, or flowchart, with multiple columns and rows containing various data points or ideas. 3. Due to the nature of the image, there might be missing or obscured text that requires careful transcription or interpretation. However, without additional context, it's challenging to provide a precise answer based on this image alone. If you can describe the content in more detail, I may be able to assist further. Lifelong ambition of a student in the short story class has been to kill the hero but give him a decent burial. OUR BROTHERS' KEEPER "Imprisonment as it exists today, is a worse crime than any of those committed by its victims," say George Bernard Shaw. Another writer observes, "It is safe to say that if the prison did not exist, no modern community would be feudish enough to invent it." And—"The most serious and disastrous aspects of modern prison cruelty are not those which affect the prisoners or the prison officials, but rather the results of this system upon the public mind." And so on through innumerable discussions of the one problem—the prison and the prisoner. What is this problem that is stirring the thought of many leading spirits today? What are the facts behind their accusation that the great public is sinning through indifference? Today a man is apprehended in crime. He is unsuccessful in "pulling out" of it. He is adjudged guilty, and is sentenced to prison. The public read avidly of the crime, the trial, and the poisoner. But of the prison—that is a closed door in the thoughts of the public. Statistics give no accurate estimate of the per centage of our population that is kept behind prison walls. But facts are slowly being compiled to show that behind prison walls lie disease, minds and bodies suffer by forced unnatural social conditions, tax payers' money absorbed by graft, brutality, and even unnecessary death. The public insists that malefactor who suffer the death penalty shall do it in a manner calculated least to disturb the refinements of human sensibilities. But what the prisoner does inside the prison, or what is done to him; whether he is being reformed or punished—or whether either is possible—such questions are let slide while pleasanten thoughts fill the mind. In a most literal sense the "good" people have appreciated themselves their brothers' keepers. But in the sense that public morality and reason would seem to direct they are content to evade the issue. Who can suppress a thrill of delighted pride as he views the entrance of Watson library? Hiwatha glides on and on in the imaginary sea at the foot of the steps, and various sides and ages of cardboard champions promote the causes of everything from lost dorines and umbrellas to convocations and dance recitals. KING POSTER Lost is the architectural line; lost the artist's dream of harmonious unity. Lost—both of them, to give way to the mighty poster. He who runs may read, to be sure. But even he who stands still and wanders cannot comprehend why we worry about the style of architecture which will be used, and then so plaster it with posters that there is nothing left to admire but the style of printing. Posters are all right in their place, but that is not "all over the place." Every conscilius site on the campus is no "broken out" with these signs as to give a most disorderly industrial impression. The Kansas has suggested before that regular bulletin boards be established, and the scattering of posters of every hue and description over the campus forbidden. Only when that is done will we be able to see all of the beauty of our campus. An Austrian bakery official at Vienna has been sentenced to eight months at hard labor and to pay a fine of $1,400,000 for profiteering in the sale of bread. Perhaps America could find an effective remedy for her profiters by watching Austria. “Anti-Run Flien Is Ready”—Headline. Should be an interesting battle with its piping of corks on all decks. Plain Tales From the Hill Professor Whitlock: Now since red tide have "gone out" I hope someone will explain their mystery. One day every man on the front row would have a red tie; then to be in it would do more than be humiliated. I would again be hopelessly wrong for they had changed to black. I can't seem to catch on to the system of rotation. Fresh Boy—Only four more Sundays that I will have to pass in this town! Junior Girl-Besides those you will have to pass some quizzes before you get cut. On the Trail of a Tale! On the reports on the reporters in PA, the show is *Pluto* and it brings bright hopeful tells us that he thinks funnier things than be seen. So we On the Trail of a Tale! The Bonded Value Store For Every spent with us you get back 6c in change Dollar Day Specials Wednesday May 6 and every day OFFICIAL UNIVERSITY BULLETIN Copy received at the Chancellor's office until 10 a.m. m. The regular meeting for Tau Beti Pi will be held tonight at 7:30 at the Phi Pi house, for the election of officers and other business. Tuesday, May 5, 1925 COMMENCEMENT EXHIBITS: SkofStad SELLING SYSTEM + + + + + There will be a meeting of the Committee on Commen­cement, Exhibits in room 415 Winton hall at 3:30 Wednesday, May 6. GRADUATE SCHOOL ADMINISTRATIVE COMMITTEE: The Administrative Committee of the Graduate School will meet at 3:30 Wednesday, May 6, in the Graduate office. E. B. STOFFER, PEOPLE There will be an important meeting of Tan Sigma at 4:30 Wednesday, May 6. BETTY STIMPSON, Secretary. TAU SIGMA: The K. U. Forum will meet at 4:30 Wednesday afternoon in room 202 west Administration building. A resume of the meetings on classroom methods will be presented. Future plans will be considered. EDGAR CLARK Chairman K. U. FORUM: The fourth of a series of addresses on "The Choice of a Life Work" will be given tonight at 8 o'clock in the auditorium of central administration building. Dr. John H. Outland, of Kansas City, will speak on "The Field of Medicine." The meeting is open to all who are interested. VOCATIONAL LECTURE; EDGAR CLARK, Chairman. JOHN R. DYER, Dean of Men. hinted that we would let him write his editorors down in our "calm" just once. Here goes: SNOW ZOOLOGY CLUB; There will be a meeting of the Snow Goofy Club at 7:30 p.m., Wednesday, May 6, in room 204 snow hall. Doctor Lawson will speak and listen. Thank fortune for one tiring, the red tie has been discarded. We hate to call your attention to it follows but the skirts are on the inline again. Believe it or not, a girl worked a complete cross word puzzle and found the library "while thousands waited." The difference between newspaper and college humor is that one is illustrated. The reason so few ice men are married is because they see women as they really are. (We insist that the author meant to say "you are supposed to flippped"). If you don't believe it, just try to get a breakfast date for Sunday morning. Spring must be here. The girls are starting to wear top coats. Georgettes are the latest. Webster says necking is any small molding near the top of an upright member. Two young ladies were in the library talking about a MAN. Do you like him? one asked. "Oh, he is adorable," was the answer. Maybe they grow like flowers nowa-days. He student bemending the fact that he has to buy another book for his Spanish class: "Say this is a million dollar course." Instructor feeling flattered; 'Oh thank you, Senior. There is a custom at the dormitory that when one gets food which they do not care for, they trade it off to the restaurant. There is a fair maid wined at dining at the Hotel Muehlenbach in Kansas City with her beloved. 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