PAGE TWO THE UNIVERSITY. DAILY KANSAN WEDNESDAY, APRIL 29, 1025 UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN Official Student Paper of the Universal STATE MEMBERS Editor-in-Chief Carl Coffey Associate Editor Mott Ciarlo Spencer Assoc. Editor Mott Ciarlo Spencer Sunday Editor John Monktonberg Night Editor Hinkle Chase Night Editor Hinkle Chase Plain Tabe Editor Aquita Bissin Teacher Editor Jenna Lee Teacher Editor Louisa Fenton Other Board Members Francis Dean John Patt Frances Martin Brian狄曼 Rinchel Sather Miriam Schwanen George Carey Loon Lee B. Winegar Cream Business Manager...John Floyd McCollum Aust. Bus. Mgr...Carl Coffett, Robert Hill Address all communications to THE UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN Lawrence, Kansas Entered an second-credit mast class September 10, 2014. Received Ramanus, under the act of March 19, 1837, and graduated from the University of Ranawai, week and on Sunday morning by students in a mast course offered by Kansu, from the Press of the Kansu Province. minuto WEDNESDAY, APRIL 29, 1925 CAMPUS CLEANING Would you like to clean house painstakingly, go away and leave it for a few hours, and come back to find your recent work done away with—the careful dismish, and the place reverted to its former state of confusion? Of course you would not, but that is what happens daily on the campus after caretakers have done their best to make our home beautiful. It is discouraging to say the least. We have spoken many times before of cigarette stubs which fairly obstruct the entrance ways to certain buildings, of ugly paths cut across the grass, and of waste paper scattered indiscriminately. Constant wapling never helped any cause, but it finally comes down to this—Would you be so untidy at home after the house had been carefully cleaned and the furniture duned? We believe not. After all it is a question of good manners. "What Pat Thinks of Dowes." Headline. In our vice-president going to be a new character in Pat and Mike jakes? POLICE PAY April showers look much more attractive from the window of a comfortable room than they do to a tired man walking in them for twelve hours a day, looking for violators of the law. Of course, a policeman is paid to spend twelve hours no matter what the weather may be in protecting the citizens of his town, but what pay! If a man were anxious for outdoor exercise, he might better engage in the time-honored occupation of ditch-digging, which at least would offer better hours and practically equal pay. Someone, however, has to protect the public. A public the size of the citizenry of Lawrence needs more than ten men to protect it. Could anyone expect the most philanthropic role to sink his life for the good of the public if he had to live on a salary which could hardly be classified as a living wage? Human nature isn't made that way. The policeman of Lawrence have a mission to fulfill. They try to the best of their ability to fulfill it, but one is not consumed with fervor and enthusiasm when one has to consider continually where the next meal is coming from. The mayor and the council of Lawrence can improve the police situation in this city. Why don't they consider it? "Runs Away With His Wealth." Headline. Perhaps that was the only way he could keep it. DAWN OF PROSPERITY With the return yesterday of Great Britain to the gold standard we may expect an early return of the pound to parity - $4.86% . This decision to return to the gold basis is widely approved by the financial district of our country as marking another definite stee in the economic rehabilitation of Europe. Conditions seem to be getting ever better on the continent. Perhaps the crisis of the post war period is being passed and the nure future will again bring prosperity to the world. Let us hope that England's move is an indication of the dawn of prosperity for Europe. So far as France is concerned Field Marshal Paul von Hindenburg still in "war prisoner No. 237," so the French foreign office declares, France thinks that she has the German president's number. seems Baster says that the Lawrence women in 1835 faced the powder while in 1925 the Lawrence women powder the face. This is an old timer but it was an old timer's remion. --ful. The University club, under the direction of Prof. T. A. Larvoreme, achieved planning total colonies which probably represented its best work. At the Concert --ful. The University club, under the direction of Prof. T. A. Larvoreme, achieved planning total colonies which probably represented its best work. By Ruth Lawless The Men's Glee Club of the University of Kanas and Washburn College presented a joint concert Tuesday evening in Robinson gymnasium which was well received—despite the fact that a restless audience was kept writing almost half an hour for the opening number. The program was composed of encobles by the combined and that separate clubs; quartets, solos, duets and rudings. Throughout, thoroughness of training and sureness of response were evident. High lights of the program might be said to include: parody on the quartet from "Rigelato" by the composer Herausgett; heartfelt Home's from Heurtz; a baritone solo by Leon C. Kirk of the University, and Goundn's "Soldier Chorus" by the combined glee clubs. These amounts both of ability and of training. The salient feature of the program was the ease with which the two clubs united in presenting such difficult numbers as "Mintret Song" by de la Halle, from the first comic opera ever written. In all joint selections, crescendo, harmony, and well balanced, the two clubs have had few opportunities to practice together. Individually, the Washburn club conducted by Prof F. S. Kenyon, was in Stirrickland's "Honey Chili," a hot soup with ground chicken and background of humming was delightful. It seems regrettable that so much moving on and off stage between selections was considered necessary. A seating arrangement certainly would have imparted greater dignity and smoothness to the concert. Plain Tales From the Hill Egotism? Popular Professor upon coming late into lab class—What, aren't your working? Why? In Chorus—No, we're gossiping. P P—Let me in on it? P. P.—(as he flopped) Oh! I appoosed it was about your professors! B. I *let me in on it*? First Teller-You wouldn't be interested! it's about someone who was here years ago. Fresh and Senior ascending Fourteenth Street Hill. Retrogression Frosh—Look at that dog! SHE—(As he pulls a match out of his pocket): And I thought you were matchless! Fresh—He's running up the Hill with his mouth shut. Blt there isn't a student who could do it. the classes are so large in 202 West Ad that one class has to be let out early in order to have the next class get in in time to have even a short class hour. One of our bright future business students will take home instructions so that they could tell whether they were coming or going. scream students coming from west Administration building to Fraser were always late at the class in education, Professor Mitchell wanted to know why they couldn't get there on time, because Professor and said, "Because Professor — always holds us as old class." Whereonum, Professor No Distinction HENRI VERBROUGGHEN Contributor, Mamounian Symphony Orchestra Minneapolis Symphony Orchestra with MARIE TIFFANY as soloist Exclusive Brunswick Artists will appear at Robinson Gymnasium Friday, May 1 Afternoon—3:00 . . . . . . Evening—8:20 Hear these notable artists while they are here. Then hear their Brunswick Records at your Brunswick studio. HENRI VERBRUGGHEN and his Minnesota Symphony Orchestra are widely known for their polished technique, and for their sympathetic playing of world's masterpieces. Marie Tiffany of the Metropolitan Opera Co., is an accomplished soprano in international fame. MINNEAPOLIS SYMPHONY ORCHESTRA My Old Kentucky Home—with Male Trio 1.13091 Carry Me Back to Old Virginia—with Male Trio $1.25 MARIE TIFFANY Melodrama from Piccolino (by Gustafil) . . . . . PHONOGRAPHS . RECORDS . RADIOLAS BRIGADE 1854 BRUNSWICK RECORDS on Sale at BELL MUSIC STORE OFFICIAL UNIVERSITY BULLETIN Copy received at the Chancellor's office until 11:00 a.m. No. 170 Vol. VI. Wednesday, April 29, 1923 No. 118 SCHOLASTIC A Wednesday, April 29, 1925 JHRCHESTRA: Important notice: 'A full rehearsal of the Verdi "Requiem" for chorus, orchestra and soloists is set for Thursday afternoon, 2:00 sharp, in Robinson gymnasium.' D. M. SWARTHOUT. ORCHESTRA: **ATENEJO** Se remita El Ateneo jueves, el 30 del presente en la sala 105 E. Ad a las 4:30 de la tarde. Habra una negocia de importancia, un programa interesante, y refrescos. Que asistan todos. EL ATENEO: MYRON W. WAGGONER, President. CLASSES DISMISSED FOR CONCERT: In order to accommodate the large number of faculty members and students who desire to attend the afternoon concert of the Minneapolis Symphony Orchestra Friday afternoon at 3 o'clock, all classes from 2:30 on will be dismissed. E. H. LINDLEY. Mitchell said that Professor- was one of the most dignified men on the HILL and he didn't think that he would guilty of doing anything that One would feel sophisticated young lady was heard to remark the other day that Kansas City was "nothing more than an over-grown country town." Then in the next breath she told about not knowing how to find her way about in the city, while on a recent visit, and be afraid to enter the car which caused her an hour's delay in returning to Lawrence. TYPE YOUR PAPERS It more than saves the cost in time and worry. We have good standard machines for rent at reasonable prices. F. I. CARTER 1025 Mass, St. Two years older than K. U. Established 1865 Quality and Service 735 Mass. St. 929 Mass. Phone 50 LAST CALL! —for CHOCOLATES before the hot weather arrives. N. B. Mother's Day packages are selling steadily now and our assortment is yet complete, but don't put it off any longer. We'll wrap it and mail it for you at the proper time. 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