PAGE TWO THE UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN SUNDAY. APRIL 26, 1025 UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN Official Student Paper of the University Editor-in-Chief Graeve Young Sunday Editor John D. Montserrat Telegraph Editor Lucile Fenton Robert Bardau Grette Wilson Eric Hammond Elisabeth Singer Gloria Pilson John Ackman Frederick McNeil Joe Anderson Bradley Warner Edward Grass Joe Lakhani Gregory A. Koch Business Manager John Floyd McCollom Ass. Atm. Mgr. Marcell Coffett, Robert Hill Entered in second-class mail matter Sep- ter 1972. Returned to New York on Mar- ch 3, 1975. Kansas, under the act of March 1, 1971, week and on Sunday morning by student in- volvement at Central High School, and on the Press of the Department of Journalism. Address all communications to THE UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN Lawrence, Kansas HONES Editorial department K. U. 25 Business department K. U. 66 SUNDAY, APRIL 26, 1925 PHONE Would Paint Poles, Too.—This headline reads us to suspect the Kansas City mayor of affiliations with Moscow. The Moscow crowd have been trying to paint the Poles for some time. Until a few days ago a yellow slicker meant a rain—now its more likely to mean a bathing suit. Reds instigate trouble in Balkans. News item! Another dach of pepper in the poulash. Miss Gretel Green says that Dame Gossip is one matron who has a standing invitation to all social functions. "The radio has made Americen't a nocturnal people," newspaper comments say. Before, they used to blame liquor. BILL NO. 9 The Men's Student Council has pulled Bill No. 9 down from its shelf and dusted it off ready for use. The revival brought two offenders of the campus traffic regulation before the Council, but did not go so far as to effect the punishment definitely set down in section 3 of the bill. It should have, since the bill is one of the fifteen included in the pamphlet distributed by the Associated Men of the University of Kansas to all its members, with the provision of its enforcement after publication. The Kuanan regards campus speeding as a very grave menace, and the previous non-enforcement of the traffic regulation as a sign of the weakness of K. U.'s student government. The Council has now, however, given sufficient notice that it intends to act on a policy of law enforcement, particularly with regard to this bill, which has lain for no long utterly neglected. This commendable announcement calls for the co-operation of the entire student body. Another bill, No. 12, provides in its second section that whenever a member or officer of the Men's Student Council, or any other student, or a faculty member shall state in writing to the council that any male student of the University has violated any of the bill of the Associated Men of the University of Kanaz, that the individual shall be summoned before the Council to answer to the charge. The students and faculty should be willing to do this much for better law enforcement, especially of a law which is of such vital concern to them as is the speeding regulation. The Council members have declared themselves willing to shake off the disinterest in its enforcement that have been shown previous. For the sake of safety, let every citizen of Mr. Orand aid them. For the information of the public Bill No. 9 is reprinted in full below. Be it enacted by the Associated Men at the University of Kannan: Sec. 1. That it shall be unlawful for any male student of the University of Kansas to drive a motor vehicle on any of the roads or driveways of the campus or elsewhere on the campus except the same be driven in a careful manner and at a speed limit or property of another, or at any time at a rate of speed in excess of twenty miles per hour. Sec. 2. That it shall be unwhnafor any male student to drive or allow to be driven in or on any places mentioned in Section 1 hereof to be driven in Section 2. At thirty minutes after eight o'clock a.m., and a similar time each how thereafter until twenty minutes after four 'o'clock p. m., while no University is in session, any vehicle at a speed in excess of twelve miles sec. 3.4 That persons convicted a violation of this bill shall be punished if the first offense, by being deprived of his social privileges, or if the second offense, by being prohibited from driving a motor car on the campus, in addition to the penalty provided for the first offense, and at it shall be committed, that the offender shall be committed, the offender shall be punished by suspension from the University for a period of one year. Sec. 4. This that bill shall be in force and effect from and after its publication according to the Court situation. SENIORS ALL Only a few weeks until commencement—then for several hundred students the days will never again be started with the 8 o'clock whistle and sandwiched with rallies and conventions and term papers. Then a long procession of stal, soher, orcider candidates will file out of the University halls to the scene of their life's activity. Even before this time many seniors have been reflecting deeply on what they will do after they get out of school. Up to this stage the future did not loom up so thickly; the problem of daily sustenance was being taken care of—the daily routine of classes, work and study had been accepted as a matter of course. But graduation will disturb all this more or less ordered life and a new start will have to be made. This alone perplexes. While the blust, imperative question of a job must be answered soon; among the ranks of the graduates are those who will be faced with an appalling list of debts to be paid off before any thought of doing something for one's self can be entertained. This will necessitate seizing the first opportunity for work which comes along. Will my education enable me to meet the tests of actual living conditions? Or will I have to begin at the bottom, and take my chances of advancement along with those who were less fortunate or less ambitious than I? Thus deliberate the average senior. All this is a reflection on the material side. But to measure the value of a college course in dollars and cents is to destroy its best quality; that which enables the individual to reach a better realization of all the values entering into a normal existence. Such values include the appreciation of the beautiful, furtherance of the aims of society, altruistic endeavors in behalf of those oppressed, attainment of normal desire, and contribution to the culture of the period. To those who have never been to college, life in one seems to be all gayety and pleasure; the student carefree and frivolous. But underneath this thin cloak is seriousness. A college man is carefree because his thoughts have been more or less enamored from the stocks and pillories of tradition. He has seen through the exterior of things and has driven away many terrors of the unknown. Thus one by one, each senior will file past in his ceremonial gown, to receive the small leatherhors testimonial of his successful completion of a college course. But the real testimonial of success will have to come when the knowledge gained has been put to a test. "Walter, where's my honey?" "She doesn't work here any more, sir." Plain Tales From the Hill --vol. VL Sunday, April 26, 1925 No. 167 TEXT-FORMAT: WEIGHTING Talk About Nerve "Say, are you going down by the post-office?" "Will you mail my letter?" "You bet." "Wait just a minute 'til I finish it.' " "All right." "Uh-huh." "Say, what's your girl's address?" "Put it on here?" "Uh-huh." "Got a stamp?" There will be a meeting of the department of English at 4:30 Monday April 27, in room 505 Fraser hall. W. S. JOHNSON, Chairman. A professor on the HILL made assignments in a certain book of which there were only five copies in the library. After a week's time only OFFICIAL UNIVERSITY BULLETIN Copy received at the Chancellor's Office until 11:00 a.m. No. 167 Sunday, April 26, 1925 ENGLISH DEPARTMENTAL MEETING: three copies remained in the library. the only explanation he could give was that there must be some perverse motivation for recruiting the wrong state institution. RETA CHI SIGMA: Dear Stockton, of the School of Business, will speak on "Psychology and Business Administration," at 4:30 PM Monday, April 27, in room 5 east SNOW ZOOLOGY CLUB: The Snow Zoology Club will hold its annual banquet May 2 at Broadview Inn. Members are asked to meet in front of snow hall at 7 o'clock, and go together in the bus to Broadview Inn. Tickets may be had from Miss Lillian Phelps. L. A. PHELLS, President. Two students at the University of Kansas used to pass each other every morning on the library steps at about 5:00 a.m. as one of them stopped and asked: "Say, why do you always go to the library every morning for such few minutes?" "Why to fill my fountain pen for the day," was the reply. And now we discover that down at Manhattan R. O. T. C. stands for "Right Off the Citivator." One student sitting at the desk Always Ready to Serve Kaw Valley Ice Cream Sunday Special A two-layer brick of Vanilla and Cherry Nut at the same price are a plain brick, any other day. Kaw Valley Creamery Manufacturers of "Kaw Valley" ice Cream—"Kaw Valley" Butter "Pure, Body-Building, Delicious" Phone 820 Manufacturers of trying to write a head remark, "Really, I just can't think," and his student pipes up "Well, no wonder look what you have to use." CRASHING DAY The dawn comes with a crash! The oman grams at the hill; The day is here. CRASHING DAWN U!; now, shake off thy dreams, Arise, soak, to thy task; This month is here. I love Thy work is here. Lucie Haines. 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