PAGE TWO SUNDAY, APRIL 19, 1925 THE UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN Official Student Paper of the Universiity Editor-in-chief Sunday Editor Teacher Editor Sport Editor Master MARY MEMBERS Robert Durnand Gretta Wiese Martha Shannon Geoffrey Grass Mary Filkin Cyril Scott Grace Senatey Gladys Flage Business Manager John Floyd McCombell Ass. Bus. Mgrs. Mra. Carl Coffelt, Robert Hill Address all communications to THE UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN Lawrence, Kansas Entered as second class, mail master September 20, 1937. Arrived at Riverside, California, on March 4, 1937, for vacation. Returned to California, worked on Sunday morning by students in work and on Sunday afternoon by students in study. From the press of the Department of Public Affairs. HONES Editorial department K. I. 92 Business department K. I. 66 SUNDAY, APRIL 19, 1925 Jam at Postal Hike—Hendline. We wonder if they had hot dogs too. It's great to have your parents visit you at school. It gives you a chance to act as they think you do. One young mite on the campus was heard to comment on how hard she thought it must be for the women to dance at the holl mail hop. The old school don't seem the same since they washed the windows. A senior beguilets the following wisdom to those who would succeed scholastically: "Either study your instructor or your books, occasionally you will find it convenient to do neither but necessary to do both." WHAT A WEEK The Kansas Relays, the Engineer's Exposition, the high school track meet, all in the same week. Seldom does Kansas experience as many important events within such a short time. Any one is an event which would have been unusual, but for all to occur within two days—well, it has kept everyone busy in keeping up with it all. No one who saw the Kanan Rehya will ever forget the many thrills of that event. It is seldom that one has a chance to see so many stars of national fame in action here at K.U. K. U. also had the opportunity of entertaining several hundred high school track stars, many of whom show promise of developing into future college champions. And not least among the thrills were the "stunts" put on by the planes which came from Fort Riley and Fort Leavenworth, to assist in the engineer's Exposition. Well, all in all, it was one full week! INADEQUATE PROTECTION Tensands of units for property insurance; thousands of dollars for life insurance; how much for protection? How much for safeguarding property and life? This is a question which Lawrence, with four patrolmen and one motorcycle police on duty, might well be asking. These men are working alternately on eleven and thirteen hour shifts, three hundred and sixty five days out of the year, for a wage of from $90 to $110 a month. Is this all that Lawrence can invest in protection? Chief-of-Police Douglas pointed out, in his discussion Friday with the class in editorial writing, that the present force is unable to meet all of the demands made upon it. He expressed in words and attitude a desire to co-operate with the student; and townpeople for more efficient protection and civic betterment. COMMUNITY SINGING As a man singeth in his heart so he is. A man who sings is a joller man; a community which sings is a happier community. Everyone cannot be a great vocalist, but everyone can make a "joyful noise" and receive as much or more satisfaction for his endeavors than does the artist. There are periods in adolescence when the youth refuses to sing, but a little later this same person joyfully tucks his song book under his arm and goes to the weekly rehearsal of the cloral union. There he has a chance to see and greet all his neighbors, and there's something about singing that tends to obliterate petty neighborhood quarrels and gossip. A town which nings grows, not so much in numbers as in good will. maries as in good will. Lawrence is soon to hear two concert; the arc-membrances of its choral union. Those who are big in it may not be so huge! Those who are in it will say, "I'm not too bad that it is over." It is hard for a singing town to stop singing! But why should it stop? A recent report from Paris says that the annual battle is on there between the long and short skirts. The short ones seem to be victorious in Kansas. OLD SETTLERS On April 25 the University of Kansas will act as host to the old settlers of Lawrence. Cars will take them to the Hill, and at the end of the afternoon they will be escorted to their homes. The day will be peculiarly their own. A short program will be provided for their entertainment. Outside that the day will be theirs to do with as they like. While they talk, youth, of its own volition, will be pushed in the background. The second, third, and fourth generations will listen respectfully to the words of their elders. As students, they will learn lessons never to be gained from text books. And what a month of stories th And what a wealth of stories the day will likely bring forth. Which family ate the first meal cooked in Lawrence? And who cooked it? Whose was the first home built, and which family first established permanent residence? What did Quantrill look like? Who was the first school teacher? the first minister? Who was the first bride? Times were harder then. How did the settlers pass through those first winters? When was the bride built? Who started the first newspaper? How many hours away was Kansas City? And how did the new spring styles come from? Who set them? And kind of parties were enjoyed by settlers. Just how was the transition made, this metamorphosis of scattered village to a compact, modern town. They will discus their children—the early pioneers of Lawrence. Some of them are respected local business men, others have moved away and found success in other parts. Some of their names are known around the world. The war will come in for its share of discussion. These men who will sit in little groups, quietly comparing farm notes, elections, their own early starts, were the young bloods of their day. They fought in the war, or they stayed at home to protect the families whose fathers and brothers the war had taken. The war was different then. How has it chaned? They will feel at home, those old people. For, after all, Lawrence in their product; the University is the result of their vision. Like children, proud of the home which the efforts of their parents have permitted them to make possible, the University only says, "Come, visit us." Truly, the University will act as host. "If you love me as I do you, you hearts shall beat as one, not two." Ha! Splash! Splurge! Spring! Spring poets. But the old settlers will only be coming home. SPRING BARDS Again they are with us. Spring is in the air, and the poets are in the magazines. Both are uncertain. Neither is altogether sure of what it is expressing. Birds are flitting about the lawns and one sees them building their nests in the ehn trees. But the poet see more. He visions the eternal cycle of human life stretched in the span of one bird note. Or does he hear it? It makes no difference. All poets are licensed. All those who disagree with poets ought to be licensed. Then everyone would be hanny. Long may they wave. OFFICIAL UNIVERSITY BULLETIN Vol. VI. Sunday, April 19, 1925 No. 164 Mintage (No. 164) Copy received at the Chancellor's Office until 11:00 a.m. Special women's Pan-Hellenic, 4:30 Monday afternoon, at the Kappa Kappa Gamma House. ALICE EVANS, President. There will be a one-hour rehearsal at 2 o'clock Sunday afternoon, in the Engineering auditorium. T. A. LARMEORE. WOMEN'S PAN-HELLENIC: The regular meeting will be held Sunday afternoon at 4:30 at the First Methodist church. ORVILLE WALTERS, President. STUDENT VOLUNTEER GROUP: --send in your favorite poem. The Sunday Kanna will print one each house. My Favorite Poem Who is she? A dark girl With a wide face. Enbroidering Life, tyring it with pleasure's face. Her needles in Devine, It gives a rapid pace. If her needle should slip She could not bother more; The blood would run red, On the fabric of life, The blood would spread Like a sore. He is a wive girl, Sly of face; She pricks Life carefully, With sharp price. She will not let her黏 slip, She will dress Dreamer, She should dress at her well. Whose petals are as red as fire. Photoshop CS5 Tutorials --give best service and longest wear. $10.00 Kubler coins, per dollar. 1.20 American Liquid Pcg Co. American Liquid Pcg Co. Plain Tales From the Hill --give best service and longest wear. $10.00 Kubler coins, per dollar. 1.20 American Liquid Pcg Co. American Liquid Pcg Co. Training Camp, "Oh, do we elect color-bearers for the college officers?" Perhaps she was wondering why no one had been electioneering her for that office along with the others. "Hello, in this Ruth?" "Yes." "This is Bill speaking. How about one coming over tonight if you are not lazy?" "I'd love to have you. Where are we going?" “It'sraining so hard that I thought we had better, stay at home.” "Well, this isn't Ruth. Goodbye." There are always girls who are glad that the lights are dimmed on the party because they haven't a new dress and there are always those who are sorry that the lights are bright because they have new dresses. It's about time for the girls who have dates to take swimming sucks and life avers instead of the proverbial road nips and gobblers. The teacher in order to bring his pots *home*, said: "Now, when you apply for a position as teacher, if you are *turned down*, you would be jealous of the teacher accepted your position, would receive non-objection note." A class in the School of Education was discussing student scholarship honors, whereupon a member claimed that "they only created jealousy." "It is the competition found in all life," he said, "if you were trying for a woman's hand, and another woman's hand, be listed as 'honourable accent.'" "Also Rans" Prof. in history class (getting dramatic), I tell you the period of the Civil war was one of the blackest peaks in the history of the United States. This failed to move the student's contention, so the professor endeavored again. A Junior girl on the Hill was toick to ask the question of her friend when speaking of the color-bearers of the Reserve Oblieffs. SANFORD'S THE ORIGINAL FOUNTAIN PEN. INK ALWAYS GOOD ALWAYS THE SAME Buy a dozen Now comes a new fangled doctor who suggests that we drink a glass 'f salt water before going to s at F. A. J., to prevent our getting sea sick in that swaying sea of forms, on a billow sea of boards. On Other Hills According to figures compiled, Ambert College has a larger percentage of its graduates in "Who's Who in America" than any other college. There are 809 Ambert mer included in the ten most listed states. Four Texas men are paying part of their expenses by a oil oil vending machine in the booster rooms. They advertise their business by posters reading: "Use our oil and get more smiles per gal." The Prent Relays, which will be held on April 24 and 25, will include 102 events, and enough moets will be held to ensure events to bring the total to 125. Students at Princeton University are putting on a fight to make chapel attendance optional. They assert that the exercises are dry and uninteresting. Others contend that quite often they be conducted on chapel exercises. The University of Texas report that the strongest man on the campus has been found. He is the follower who not 60 votes for the Varsity Queen but does so with a much less profusion. He must sure that each person would vote for his candidate. Under a ruling recently made by faculty members at Notre Dame University, no student of that institute was permitted to operate an automobile. Massachusetts Institute of Technology School of Chemical Engineering Practice BRIDGED and practical training at five industrial plants are important features of the Gladstone Council in Chemical Basin, Perthshire. These include Boston, Boston, Mass., and Buffalo, N.Y.; *n* = 18 plants producing sulphite and soda pulp, paper, extracts, chlorine, heavy acetate and naphthalene. 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