PAGE TWO THE UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN THURSDAY, APRIL. 16, 1925 UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN Official Student Paper of the University Edith Mitchief Associate Editor Bernard F. Kahn Bondary Editor John Mimpsonberg Night Editor Ellen Carey Philip Wheeler Plain Tab Editor Elizabeth Burton Philip Wheeler Telegraph Editor Grace Wren Carl Coffin David J. Owen John Mimpsonberg Ellen Carey Philip Wheeler Plain Tab Editor Elizabeth Burton Philip Wheeler Telegraph Editor Grace Wren BEAUTY OF BARBERS Frank Diole - Beauty of Barbershop Jeff Shannon - South Shines Gordon Multer - Beauty of Barbershop Dilip Matthews - Beauty of Barbershop Eleanor Schowner - Beauty of Barbershop Henry Chin - Beauty of Barbershop Mary Loe - Beauty of Barbershop R. Witter Cowan - Beauty of Barbershop Business Manager ... John Flow McGinn Assistant, Mgmt ... Carl Coffin Manager Address all communications to THE UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN Lawrence, Kansas Pursued on accorded route, and winter master Peter E. Woolley, 1938-40, accompanied Evans, under the arch of March 5, 1937, to New York City to work and on Sunday morning by account of Mr. B. C. Hooker, of Kansas, from the P.O. of the city. PHOTOGRAPHY HISTORIES Editorial department K. D. 1 Business department K. U. 1 THURSDAY, APRIL 16, 1925 Some orators are like cook book They deliver stirring addresses. Maybe if the proof would stop give shot gun quirks the rain would let up. It would be worth a try, any way. Man is a robbie, scientists say. In every day language this means that man is made of cloth. This must be the origin of some men's "stitch-it-tiveness." Girl Calls Attorney Liar—headline It seems as though there is room for argument here. --his bag, or it collects in a doorway, or against the side of a building, sometimes lying there for days. --his bag, or it collects in a doorway, or against the side of a building, sometimes lying there for days. ALL UNIVERSITY PARTY Some students wonder what it would be like to go to school without having to be bothered with studying and attending classes. Others experiment. Probably one could obtain valuable data by writing home to them. ALL-UNIVERSITY PARTY Tomorrow night the annual spring ubl-University party will be held. Paint word "oil" will have a vast amount of significance. It means that every single person of Mount Oryza will be invited to attend, and the party can not be no extra success unless every person on Mount Oryza is there. It means that students without dates may feel free to come. It means that students with dates may feel free to come. This is the first year that the spring party has been managed entirely by students. It is financed by the W. E. G. A.; put on by students for students. It will not attain its pet-together purpose unless every student attends. There is to be moving formal about it—Just a jolly party—good music, good refreshments, good decorations, and with everybody there, good people. NOT A STATE OF WAR Under the heading "The new war at Lawrence" the Kansas City Kansan allegations as to a "battle" between the Kuh-Rah boys and the Lawrence nurses, due to the lovely eighty. The opening gun was fired by the University Kansan, the stunner champion of the youthful intellectuals of the state" it says. Kansas City is slightly removed from Lawrence—perhaps she saw trouble and jumped at the conclusion that a war was on her. It is true enough that the Daily Kansas felt that the police were unjust in their rather unceremonious treatment of University snorkers. It is also generally acknowledged that law enforcement in Lawrence is slow at times. It is the hope of the Daily Kansan to bring about understanding and co-operation between the student body and the police force. With that in view, the Chief of police Douglas has been invited to confer with editorial writers of the Kansan that they may can whether there are new angles to the problem. It is our desire to be fair, and to understand the problems of both the students and the police force in this matter. Further editorial comment will follow in future issue of the Kansan. The Lawrence chief seems desire to cooperate with the students, and to further their interests. The Kansan is trying to better existing conditions instead of to "wage war." MEET THE ENGINEERS "Get acquainted with your university." That should be the motive of every student. To often students are interested only in the department in which they are majoring, and know very little of the other departments in the University. This week affords a good chance to get acquainted with one of the most important schools in the University, the School of Engineering. The Engineering excitation takes place Friday and Saturday, and all, especially those who may be spending their last year here, if they are not familiar already with the work of the engineers, should make it a point to attend the exposition. Those who already know something of their work will need little use to attend. There will be something at the expedition to interest every one, and any who attend will leave feeling repaid. The School of Engineering plays an important part in the University, the whole campus ought to be acquainted with it. THE KANSAS RELAYS How much would you give to see an adrithic contest between Kansas and Wisconsin, Kansas and Pennsylvania, or with Kansas meeting the Oregon Angles? The only chance to see a K. U. team in competition with athletes from various parts of the country comes next Saturday afternoon when the Kansas Relays are held in the Memorial Stadium. Coming at the beginning of the track season as they do, the relay bring together stars of the principal athletic organizations of the country. They come from the leading athletic organizations of the country, and as a result, there are closer relations between all institutions which compete. The success of the penns, not only this year, but in years to come depend on patronage which is recorded by students and friends of the University this year. Olympic stars who come a hundred miles to perform, naturally expect it to large crowds. Kannie has not failed to provide the crowd in former years. Labs see that she does not fail this year. J. Plavins is evidently trying to ret a new rain record to help prepare for the relays. Mi. Orland is a huge waste basket. Or at least it would be, were it not for the man who trudges around over the campus, a big bag over his shoulder, a hooked pole in his hand, jabbing at scraps of paper, and putting them in the bag. WASTE PAPER Students are not naturally curious about shooting their paper at random in the streets, on the walks, and exams. But with arm burdened with books, they must either stuff it into their pockets or to tuck it to the breeches, where it blows around for a few hours, until picked up by the man and The student finds it easy to walk along, with his note book held innocently open and let the wind carry the waste paper away, or to circledly drop the paper on the wayside. But why not avoid this undifundness? A few trash cans placed on the corner would give students a place to throw waste paper which they do not wish to carry, without dropping it on the streets, and it would do away willie the man, his boy, and his hooked stick. Sundays and holidays people from over this and other states come to Lawrence to visit the campus and University. They drive here expecting to see the interior of some of the newer buildings. IMPRESSIONS What they see is Dyche Museum with its frozen movies. True, this is a wonderful collection of animals, well worth the time of any visitor. But many people would be equally interested in seeing the interior of the Administration building or running about the new library with its stairways, and mysterious doors marked "dwarfage" where the elevator shaft is. Now all these cences to see where students work are hired from the Sunday visitor. He must get his big idea of what it is to be a student, by looking at the outside of the Chemistry building, Marvin hill, the Astronomy building, and Van's animal house. The visitor perhaps thrill a little at driving his Ford under the entrance to central Administration, and grabs at seeing so many cigarette stored near a doorway. An occidental student in praisedly loud on a stone ledge, and the visitor visières the animals in the Museum. He must think life at x university career. MOON MOSAICS A silver glass object. Through all the perfumed air, With shades floor dures the wall, And rough of the roof. II The cry of whispering wind; The breath swayy swayy of the wood, Of hollybells, and harpies unsettle the moon. III A rillet, skimming base; A wild what down and sewere; The broken down of unnerved post, And coiled golden house. IV Spicuous fruits of about, And buried that rise to sew; The moon, then sink to earth again, And servile, mulled tree. V - Nina Catherine Howe. On Other Hills I Ohio State University is to make a new rock garden in an addition to the department of horticulture. The geological history of the state was portrayed by various sorts rocks and boulders. Lawrence 807 Mass. New Hats for Spring! Smart Styles at a Low Price Kansas When you buy a Hat, do you look at the price tag? Women who must economize on their clothes—and yet who want good looking apparel—will appreciate these Hats! Worthy Values Priced most reasonably, they have that modish, chic air which belongs only to Hats of Style! In many different designs! Priced at only $3.98 If the沾染 ovalience of the city of Denver is passed, all organized houses of Union are compelled on a block of property allocating the city. Yale University is planning the erection of the largest and co- equipped university library in the world. of sports. Construction of a million dollar lake four miles east of Boulder, will provide an ideal place for rowing. If opponents can be able to become a city. The lake will be two miles long and one mile wide. The University of Colorado hopes to soon be able to enter a new branch A jittery dance was held recently by the Mortar Board society of the University of Oregon. All those who attended were charged five cents a ticket. The Daily California claims the distinction of having the only woman writer in the country. According to reports she can "fing a butter line" then any man on the staff of the paper. A questionnaire submitted to senior; at Columbia University recently shows that half the class have a taste for liquor, and less than half the class have acerules against murking for money. The Library at Iowa State College recently received about 2,000 magazines and newspapers printed in aluminum and a magazine that aAvailable in print. At Oklahoma A. and M. plans are under way to revise the constitution of the student governing body. Claims are made that the present constituent law contains many instances proper authority is not given the student association READ THIS RIGHT NOW! Ernie, Slim, Phil, Helen, Art, Ed, Scanty, Boney and Russ have bought tickets to the Kansas Relays; they sure want to go! That means that only Mary, Mamie, Thelma, Shorty and Lou will be left to "tend to business." Now we want our customers to have a heart and send in all their work as early as possible so we can get it out, or we can't go to the Relays. 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