PAGE TWO THE UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN WEDNESDAY. APRIL 15. 1925 UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN Official Student Paper of the University Abbott/In Chief Attorney Editor Assoc. Editor Burndy Editor Sunday Editor Night Editor Night Editor Korean Editor Attorney Editor Annual Editor Joseph Eisenmann Frances D'Elitch Kenneth Elitch Michael Cutter Dalton Elrich Michael Minter David Rivers Wilson Weiss William W. Goe Louis Gougard Mary J. Josephowitz Lewis Grumby Crime postmaster Manager...john Flood Coch Assist. Bass Mirez...Carrie Coulthad, Robert Lil J Address all communications to THE UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN Lawrence, Kansas Paterson is appointed as mailmaster, mail secretary, and postmaster in the Department of Education. Embarks from Ebbing, Massachusetts on March 16, 2013, to work and on board pursuant to the contract with the University of Pennsylvania. The Price is for: Senior Postmaster, Mailmaster, Mail Secretary and Postmaster in the Department of Education. JOHNES Editorial department K, D, 88 Business department K, D, 88 WEDNESDAY, APRIL 15, 1929 The telephone company has seven gene bricks, but it has a lot of receivers. 1 WILL YOU BE THERE? Ranking with the Homecoming football game, the championship game of the basketball season, and the league Minneapolis-Kansas dual meet at Kansas City—tend the Kansas Relays, which are to be held at the stadium Saturday afternoon. And for many they crack out over these events, for which the former cemembs bring together stance in valley fame. The Relays bring man of national prominence to the campus The prices are usually reasonable for an count of this kind, and are not out of reach of any student. The highest paid seat is $1,300, which provides a good view of the treasury and participants are the nearest those who feel they cannot afford these costs, there are others, from which all may be closely seen, for one dollar, and seventy cents. Attendance at this meet, while it might be considered an actual duty, should rather be a privilege. Many of the world's greatest athletes, winners in the Olympics, will be seen in action, and in competition with Kansas track stars and others of the finest athletes of the Missouri valley conference. It will be an afternoon fall of interesting events which will hold the interest every minute. Not only should each student attend, but he should urge the attendee move of his friends for the campus he at his host, in all its spirit. Be at the Kanua Relays yourself and if possible, bring your felts. Miss Gretchen Green wants to know whether deaf and dumb schools are started or are dumdounded. THE LAST STRETCH Only thirty more "shooting" days until examinations. Only thirty more days of flaregy round in back minute efforts of hunting up tagging making network, writing term papers—what rock. Thirty more days of class work. Only thirty more days of wishing we had "signed up" for something else, and weren't taking what we are. Twelve more days of friendships. Thirty more days, for some, of being on undergraduate. and then freedom — twelve — ill-advised punishment. One month in which to show our instructors what really good students we are. To impress them with the excellence with which we are capable of conducting ourselves in the class room. To prove to ourselves what student persons we actually are. To begin at last the schedule for work and play which we always planned somehow to get into shape. We shall never be late again—well put the plan into action next time. And never, never again shall we cut. Not in the last thirty days. In short—one month of perfection, And how many will keep the ideal? No one. Habit is too strong. Those who have studied will continue to study. Those who have "grafted" will graft until the end. And each will have obtained something from his college days that some other person will have ignored; and each will feel slight sword for that which he has missed. Thirty days. OFFICIAL UNIVERSITY BULLETIN Copy received at the Chancellor's Office until 11:00 a.m. | VOID 127 | WEDNESDAY, APRIL 10TH | NOVEMBER | NO. +-----+---------------+---------+---------+---------+ WORKOUT CLOSE CODE "The Woman's Club Club will need for rehearsal Thursday afternoon at 4:19 p.m. with 110 central administration building. Every member in es WOMEN'S GLEE CLUB: AGNES HUSBAND, Director. GROUP LEADERS: There will be a meeting of all W. N. G. A. group leaders at 4:30 Thu. lay, in central Administration building rest room. TRESSIE MAY, Chairman. CRESIDIAN LECTURE COURSE The text feature in the series on contemporary literature which has been arranged by the department of English for Freshmen will be given by Mlen Lalel at 6:00 Thursday, April 15, a exam 265 Fraser. The subject will be "Gleave Meridith." W. B. JOHNSON, Chairman, Department of English. EL ATENEO; El aula se comienza durante el 10 del presente en 103 E. Ad. a las 4130 de la tarde. El filme se la llevará del Dia de la Leuca en La leuca. El mes siguiente será la segunda. Campus Opinion What is to the tasks of remembering that is responsible for one College education institution? Guiding that is a Japanese instructor can give good advice to a student who needs information on the physical sciences, or that an vocationalist can give good advice in the medical sciences, or that an artisan is interested in the useful sciences? - NYRGN W. WAGGONER, Presidente. When one becomes aware of the larger number of students who, after many disillusionments, and it allows change to their school, their major, or their program to acquire a result of the "trial and error method that is now employed," it would often then that our professors are more concerned in pursuing them, two professional research then they are in adding to their ability to bring students to be interested in something long enough to keep the R. O., T. C., the athletic department, and the many camps "side-show" from selling themselves to them. So as long as the faculty deputies are ethical and egally enforced so as to prohibit co-operation between departments in the presentation of a rhetoric or observation course, that is, a general course offered by We are taught that the idea of a College education is to enable students to acquire a brand cultural foundation for life. Why, then, should a student who is anxious in beginning his or her studies of our average specialized, and often successively curved-minded, faculty advisor? Sigma K will generally recognized this is in a cap of specialization it is to be leapt that the administration will can be strong enough to get students from the budgets of our K. U. departments that are now maintaining "pending courses" or disignating courses, to provide student advisors who serve a specialty of studying gender, subject and degree, and at many courses that are offered by specializations to meet such. several co-operative departments is able to present to us for themselves the nature of the more detailed work presented by the various departments and institutions affiliated in paying little help to the advice of the professors who make up these mono-co-operative departments. Why should innocent tradition be portended out individually for such blamed advice? How can the different survey courses, a bird's eye view course, to show in what the various departments have to offer. We need also, two or three professional advisers to whom we may go at any time for counsel. The request to advise will often be given in his which appeared in the editorial column of the "Daily Kamanan" on April 7 is a big step in the right direction which is welcomed. The administration, the faculty, and the students of the university of Kansas together wish to Walter L. Morrison Plain Tales From the Hill "We inherit wooden hooks, but not wooden loops," was the illustration used by an instructor in explaining the origin of characteristics. An instructor in English literature has discovered a new use for some of the political Literature so present on the campus likely. Soie is going to use two of the round party unions as car-rings at the next entertainment put on by the fashion women's club. A student, upon reading the news item that government officials had implicated a quantity of wine and beer found in the private car of Geraldine Rennard, remarked that it was an wonder she had a liquid voice. TD. Sculli, secretary of the V, M. C. A. was playing with his small diamond who had a new toy. The touchscreen did not work and he had let她 take the money to her whose love gives her presents from GISTERDAYN'S knows she will be happy—for it allows the man has good taste and common sense to select her gifts there! The Girl "Hurry up and change those 'F's writes a father, advising his daughter to improve her grades," I know "F" stands for your last name, but you'll probably want to change that someday." mother and pointing to it said, "Dada?" Talk about the theory of evolution —out of the mouths of babes. The College Jeweler One budding poet in an English Yes, Lydia E. Pinkham's vegetable Compound is still the Woman's Friend. "I was lying at death's door," writes one young lady, "when someone recommended your wonderful compound. After using six bottles it pulled me through." Well, that's that. "MARY— I OWE IT ALL TO YOU—" But the BIG THING is the— Relay Number cried John, rushing through the doc. "The boss has been watching my work ever since I filled in the coupon last week. Today he called me into the office and said, "John, you will find ten extra dollars in your pay envelope. Your home study and the way you comb your hair will carry you far. I expect to make you general manager as soon as you have answered the next six lessons." And to think, Mary, I nearly拥ed the coupon to the Amalgamated Correspondence School for the Dumb in the wastchasket." Well, that's that. The Lawrence Journal-World publishes an ad in which Mrs. Smith, sister to Trade and Mark Smith, the famous brothers, tained ten pounds after using six bottles of a famous patent medicine. Flies FRIDAY Literature class used the following for the closing two lines of a novella written on the occasion of sending a letter to someone, and I barely have any discussion. And I surely hope your disposition Will be as sweet as this nutrition A nutritional agency has been started at Ottawa University. Two sophomore girls guarantee anybody a date for twenty-deed guests. STUDY at HOME for EXTRA CREDITS More than 409 courses in History, English, Mathematics, Chemistry, Zoology, Modern Languages, Economics, Philosophy, Sociology, etc. are given by *correspondence* students for the credit they may need will be furnished on a program. Catalog describing course calls will be furnished on request. Write today. 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