PAGE TWO THE UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN WEDNESDAY,APRIL 8,1026 UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN Official Student Paper of the University Associate Editor Grace Brown Associate Editor Carl Curtis Chronicle Editor Mickey Mason France Editor Francie Martin Night Edition George Curran Night Edition Elizabeth Sanders Photoshop Editor Elizabeth Sanders Photoshop Editor Elizabeth Sanders Trevor Davis Derek Matthews Other Board Members Iosie Patton Karen Fesson John Paul Ampel Tiffany T. Fountain Jessica Jones Marilyn Baxter Jessica Jones Steve Address all communications to THE UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN Lawrence, Kansas Business Manager John Fiedd McQuinn Assist, Mgr. Mirza Cliff Caffrey, Robert Hill National airlines, mail master John B. DeLancey, chief financial officer, Airline Union, under the aet of March 3, 1926, will be named President, Eighth Officer, and the First Master by students in his Finance majors by student enrollees in his University of Virginia College of Business from the Pueblo of Colorado. WEDNESDAY, APRIL 8, 1945 PHONE Editorial department K. U. 25 Business department K. U. 68 Same professors jokes are like good tobacco.-They are aged in wood. Now that the mering flowers are beginning to bloom, it would be well to review the eighth commandment. We have noticed that the best politician is the man with the loudest voice. --m administration, because that is part of its work. In some cases moreover the user in higher grades have a faint memory of having once been students, while in no case enduring remembrance or displaying difficulties as university officials. Who says jennahatha don't appreciate the fine arts? They hold classes every day to a press obituary. Europe is at interesting as a big family of kids. You can always depend on at least one good fight and three or four hot discussions. Conditiones are certainly unsettle these days. We never can tell what the heavens will fall or a shot ruin qui will be sprung on us. Judging by the array of yellow stickers seen on the Hill during these rainy days, the Jacobawker's name should be shifted to that of another bird—the cunning. The W, C, T, U, has scored another great victory. The suns of Kona have provided the world with three championship basketball teams this spring. It must be very disconnecting to a society reporter, after having received a hot cream训 on a supposed social event to out that the family only and ice cream for apper. There are three months of life ahead (i.e. the muzzled dogs) in Kansas City, but think how the city will enforce it. *Kansas City Star* THE STAR'S POLLYANNA STAY FOR COMMENCEMENT Have you ever seen a commencement at the University? Do you know how really beautiful and inspirational it is to see so several hundred veterans and faculty members in cap and gown march down over the billboard in the night, and take their places in the stadium? If you are a junior this is your last chance to see these exercises before you yourself will take part. A university commencement is a most impressive ceremony; you surely will not want to go through school without ever having witnessed one. Don't hurry home right after your last quiz. You'll have all summer to stay away. Stay a few days longer, and entertain the alumni and visitors on the campus. Help give the graduating class a good read off. Make the seniors feel that you have appreciated them. Some day you'll be a senior too. Jasper Jayhawk says that the height of his motion comes about to his shoulders. CO-OPERATION Here, as in other schools, some feeling always exists that students and the administration are not in complete harmony. Each side has the impression - perhaps knowledge - that the other cannot see its true difficulties and alma. The greatest effort to bring about an understanding comes from the ad our administrative officials even got out of their way and spend valuable time in attempting to make their ideas regarding senior exemption from quizzes, the penicability of studying to get a course instead of a grade, and their reason for evaluating students according to grades understandable to the "boys and girls" entrenched to their care. These efforts to make the position of the faculty clear are greatly impressed by thoughtful students. Some of the way and earl," however, do not appreciate being considered so much. They want their questions and ideas—a few of their very foolish no doubt—to be treated with some seriousness by those in authority. Our duties and department heads are sometimes so full of their subject when conferring with students that the revolutionary as well as the worn out suggestions of the audience got but little more than a wave of the hand. Once blindness on both sides of the force, and some thoughtful consideration by each of the others difficult to handle, erase the dividing line. Now that commencement is near naming *and everything has had it* *week*, let's trynest that the retuers have a week, whores they be allowed to catch on us outside reading and term papers before the big rush capes. THE AMERICAN SUPERLA- TIVE The land of extremes, whether they be the best or the worst—that is America. Americans have a rather peculiar desire to use the imperative increasingly. They seem to think of nothing as mediative; they express a strong like or a strong dislike for everything. How many people have you said were your best friends? How many times when you have signed and exclaimed: "Well, I did my best so that quirk?" Lock over a page of automobile advertisements. You will find that each of no less than three or six different cars is the best mechanical vehicle manufactured. Perhaps our advertisers are the greatest almighty of the impetuative, but we are all guilty. On our two campus each political party has the best man for the office. Every year the musical comedies of the University are the best in the history of the school, though youths that denotes progres and not overuse of the imperative. But no matter what excuse we may make, we are all必严 to prove us the convenience in解答. America is so called the kind of the superiority. An amenable note then for the society column this week would be, "Professor Black entertained his classes today in a room devoted with height yellow tickets." Have were American citizens, under a democratic form of government encouraging a boy to contain a life of crime. The American of today too often considers it a "small thing" law, and then clashes the police. It is not even necessary to go at far as Benton to find instances of this Motor car drivers on the campus deliberately drive at break-neck speed along the driver, endangering the lives of pedestrians. AND THE CROWD CHEERS Crowns is Baster turned out to cheer the other day as a 16-year boy, a motor car thief, played what news dispatches term "a game of hide and seek with the police." There is the oilism who patronizes the bootlegger, and then boasts of how he put something over on the authorities. This is usually the same person who complains about the use of an oilseed oil in agriculture because it is openly related. We are all around us examples of disregard for law. It's the style. How long can democracy endure under such conditions? At The Theater ... The words, "It went over big," may be applied with wholeheaded emphasis, and genuine sincerity, in reference to "Cheerobee La Femme," in *Treative Club Revue*, given at the bowerock Theater last night. By Mary Rose Barrons. The production was different from anything given before in Lawerce under the ampieces of the Dramatic Clue. It was a Crazy Quilt Revise, in fautiful pattern, composed of patterns of drama, dance, jest and melody, and sketched together in chiten scenes. There were many sudden surprises throughout the production. The skits were unusually clever, the whole Revue fall of enthusiasm and embarrassment, each patch in the quill well presented. The Revue was written, directed and staged by Prof. Allen Cranton, head of the department of public speaking. The greatest surprise of the evening was Prof. Crafton's clever acting and his ability to use "inspirational," as an Owner, in "Omar Khayyam," a rather beautiful song and dance hit, with Josephine Ana his partner; again in "The Virgin of Denmark," as Mr. Gallagher, in the Grave Digger scene with Mr. Steen, which won one of the most clever comedy parts of the evening and the starred role of Birmingham, in the Negro scene of "Goat Alloy, Birnimah, Alabama." Some seven, "The Virgin of Donna," was a little too long to be entirely interesting and reflective. There was some good acting in this film. "Jazznania," n repetition of the "Betsi-H I" ust at the K. U. Kerunak, received heavy applause. "Kansas," the historical paragrant, was quite impressive, showing the young states in the progress of their development to the early days on the present day. Robert Calderwood from Carleton College in Minnesota came here especially this week to assist Professor Crafton in the production, and direction of the play. He also played with Professor Crafton in the Negro soft Charles Edwards of the Kansas City Theater was here on the same mansite. There was just enough diversity well distributed, as to make the rew interacting and clever. The lighting and setting effects were extremely effective. The production will be repeated again tonight. Plain Tales From the Hill --right. The boy didn't show up and a probably thinks be pulled a good use on the girls. In one of the English Literature classes they were talking about poetry and the various posts. Some one mentioned Poe, and a brilliant young freshman spoke up and said, "Poe had as much regard for the good qualities of poetry as the dork-and has for the prohibition officer." Some young "Whistler" defined the court that as the knowledge of knowing when not to talk, or better yet when not to tell the whole truth. A new W, S, G. A. officer was exploring one of the numerous rules in a group of women. "Well, it is abstemious prohibited for you to attend parties at the Kansan in Topeka and return the same night. A young lady sitting in the library was staring at the ceiling in a dreamy attitude. A young female came up and said, "Well, I can think about." And the answer, "Why don't you go there then?" A psychology student was writing up an experiment. Under apparatus he listed the following articles, pen nibs in each and words and a laboratory instructor, "I suppose it is all right. If you go and stay out all night," answered the freshman. Our basketball team seems to be a bunch of practical jacks judging from their past activities and last season's results. The Kranau banquet was Thursday night, and one member of the team was told that dinner would be at 5:30 so about 5:15 be appeared at the ceremony, waiting for the rest of the boys. The same evening was the chance of a life time for one of the jokers to get in some dirty work. He told one of the most badhul men that for a job like these he had to go and take the Kappa and that the Kappa's would be holding the "burp" that Instructor telling about Carlyle's Sordert Ristart as a book dealing with the philosophy of dreams. He mentioned the length of the book and commented, "if this were written today it would not have to be so long." Ethics Professor; "Chiliform thought that she would be ruined when prohibition went into effect but ethical conduct raised and gained profit by it." English Professor; Diagram this sentence, "The cow was led into the meadow." What mood? Eight Student: "Eat more raisins." --sleep On Other Hills Sleepy Stud: The cow. At Miami University, the Freshmen women must wear a green dress in order to be distinguished from the upperclass women while they are on campus. A Japanese student who has just received his B. S. degree from the University of Ohio and is working for his master's, says that he plans to return to Japan and enter the job which has a great career. It is Japan. Freshman women at the University of Hawaii are not permitted to speak to me on the campus during class hours; their rule does not apply to professors. Chapel cates at Northwestern University must be made up. Chapel isolation is considered as important in poliobial proba-lation. The University of Nebraska will try something new in the way of a cellar dance when they give a mixer a chance to perform at the College of Agriculture, Saturday. Students at Denver University are wearing light-colored sleeps over sweaters and having their friends "sign" them. These jackets are covered with a multitude of signatures, drawings, sketches, and just plain ink stamps until they receive the same way and the student who gets the most marked up article is considered quite a person. Denver University has let a contract for a half million dollar stadium which is to be started this spring and be ready for partial use. The Texas law students are "Out of Luck" if they are late to their classes because the doors are closed and locked as the second bell rings. Dr. A. Bruce Curry is conducting a series of lectures and speeches at South Dakota State College. The University of Arizona proposes to have a new heating plant much larger than the one that it has at present. The plant is to be constructed on the styles of the other campus buildings. An annual pay day is celebrated at Hood college. During the 24 hours set aside for the cession everybody in the college settles all debts and pays all fees. Usually one central point is set aside where all may meet for this purpose. Flan for a $250,000 dormitory at Norman, Oklahoma, are being made. The building is to be used for Catholic girls and the Sisters of San Antonio are financing the project. The project will be ready for occupancy by next fall. Approximately 692,000 students are enrolled in the colleges and universities of the United States this year. This is seventy-three per cent as compared to 65 per cent in the past three hundred years from American institutions of college rank. American colleges and universities have graduated in all about 825,000 students, and these have been included in degrees. The sixth volume of Anthology of Newspaper Verse, which is the 1924 issue is just off the press. It contains one hundred and fifty-one poems from seventy-nine newspapers, by one hundred and thirty authors. Classes in archery for women students of the University of Texas have just been organized. The W. A. A. is sponsoring this innovation. About 6,000 students at the university of Wisconsin are engaged in preparing for the expiration to be held in Madison on April 18 and 18. John Hopkins University at Baltimore plans a drastic reorganization, according to President Frank J. Goodnow, involving the elimination of the first two years of undergraduate work and the return to graduate study and research work, the basis on which the university was originally founded. The Colorado Agriculture College has an "A" club in which the new students who make straight A cards are admitted to membership. Spanish students at the University of Iowa learn to speak the languages more accurately by living in a boarding house where only Spanish is taught. Gannas State Agricultural College has established a Radio college, which will broadcast 40 college extension courses in the next eight months. Ground for the now northwestern University security quadrant will be broken open and the buildings will be ready for occupancy by the fall of 2015. Professionalism is so feared at the University of Wisconsin that the variety summer students have been forbidden to dive for prizes in the college pool as that might be construed as a distraction from acquiring knowledge for financial gain. --at the The students of Massachusetts Institute of Technology can find no need to train for football or basketball teams in the state. They can also hold interclass elimination races at an奥赛 and practice with lights on their shell after dark. Students of the University of Indiana, who want to keep cars at school must fill out a blank asking for permission from the committee on student affairs. The student's need of a car together with his class and the make of the car will be considered before a decision is given. 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