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THE UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN
MONDAY, APRIL 6, 1925
UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN
Official Student Paper of the University
Associate Editor Grace Young
Associate Editor Quirk Council
Associate Editor Mary Hicks
Senior Editor Nicole Reid
Senior Editor Grace Young
Senior Editor Elizabeth Johnson
Plain Text Editor Elizabeth Knapp
Plain Text Editor Elizabeth Knapp
Kingliness Scholarship
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Joel Sounder Moore
Laurie Prentice
Bernard Johnson
Joe Edison Simmons
Jerry Johnson
Johnson Schirmer
Elke Schirmer
Ellen Wimmer Crusie
Mary Jay
Mark Childs Creuse
Business Manager          John Floyd McCormit
Assst. Man, Mgrs         Carl Cuffen, Robert
Miller
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MONDAY, APRIL 6, 1925
The following editorial written by Corriolus. Abbey was chosen for honorable mention by the commission of judges, from among the editors appearing in the Daily Kunan during the month of March;
LIBRARY SERVICE
The big whistle on the newer plant has just announced the end of a chase period. There is confusion in the room brought about by the sound of the rattling of papers, the closing of books, the pushing back of chairs, and over all the hum of sandwiched voices carrying on hurried conversations. The incoming students run for a long counter at the end of the room. Students stand two and in some places three deep around it. Back of the counter there also is hurry. Attendants quickly wait on the students, receiving their orders and hurrying back into the stacks.
Then the wait commences on both the part of the student, who has been waited upon and that of the one who is still waiting for his request to be taken. After quite a while, the first row of students is waited upon. Then the second row gets its turn. If the last persons in the second row are fortunate, they may receive the books which they are waiting for in 20 minutes; but if fortune locks the other way, it may be a good half hour before the desired books are brought.
This is no fairy tale but is what actually happens at the close of every 20 minutes of the working day in the reference room of Watson Library. The amount of time wasted by students waiting for books is long enough, when added throughout the semester, to make 367 days in the year. It is unfortunate, but it is true.
This condition should be remedied.
It can easily be seen that most of the trouble lies in the inadequate number of attendants. This is either the fault of a too conservative legislature or the result of an over zeckons attempt by those in charge of the library to make a good showing on the right side of the books. In either case there is no valid reason for the course followed. It is a fine thing for those in charge to be careful with the money allotted them for running the library; but such a thing is easily overdone and the efficiency of the library impaired.
If the fault lies with the local administration, then it should take immediate steps to remedy the situation. But if the fault lies with the legislature for not making a large enough appropriation to take care of the needs of the library, then those interested in the University should take the trouble to intercede for her. In either case, something should be done and done quickly.
DUMB JOKES
Humorists—self designated —continue to flourish on the campus. Their pranks take unusual turns and their idea of a joke are伞型. All do not agree, however, as to the cleverness of their ways.
Some person or groups of persons, conceived the idea that to move the recently placed "Do Not Park Here" signs would be a huge joke. Accordingly they moved them. One sign was re-established on the front porch of a certain sorority house. Others anwake to find themselves decorating sunday other spots where their special significance was not especially discernible.
The person who changed the signs to read, "Do Not Bark Here," evidently felt that he had done something pretty smart. This later bit of humor probably is but a continuation of the first. We laugh but not in humor. Our response is in appreciation of the utter demumbrella of the act.
Authority who placed the signs did as in good faith and with a real purpose in mind. They placed them also where they believed them to be most useful. The whole movement éclairé rather vigorously in the part of the Kunung to make the University biwaves a safer place for the podcaster, and the Don't Park signs were meant to assist in the elimination of congested traffic.
out the historians thought it a good job. It is to laugh!
LOCKING THE BARN DOOR
Black in the days when horse dice made frequent raids on the ranches and farms of Kansas there was a saying to the effect that there was no use to lock the barn door after the house was gone. If we bring this principle down to date we may say that there is no use to appeal to "tenge" sense of justice and ask that they have lilac rose intact after a dawn or so of thought but nevertheless destructive flower raiders have picked the closest blooms.
Lilacs are a part of the campus and there is absolutely no excuse for anyone to jerk if the branches just because they are pleasant to have in the room at home. Incidentally, there is a state law against destroying shrubs on the camps. If the flower vanish begin to repeat this year this law may well be called into use and a penalty given the offenders that will emphasize the gravity of the offense.
STYLES
Tace was a time when the style in men's trousers dictate that the fat and fably force should do its best to look slender, with legs like those of a Louis XIV tuxedo. But now the man is old fashioned who doesn't have trousers with the bottoms almost to the length of the waistline. This is a good thing for the merchants in the clothing business, but "Oh and some power the gifte give us!"
"Avril showers may bring May flowers" but that knowledge brightens not the dizziness, soogery perspire.
On Other Hills
Pennsylvania's one-mile relay team, composed of MacDonald, Schombly, Rogers, Lommansm, and Wolf, left last Friday for England to compete against the Oxford and Cambridge quartets. The team will return to Philadelphia immediately after the meet to compete in the Penn relay.
Northwestern's new stadium, which will be competed in time for the 1920 football season, will have triple-digit scoring completed, 74,000. It will be so constructed that it will have greater height than mound but will spread over less territory. The seating capacity and the ends are completed will be 54,000.
Following the example of the
the Green Key of Dartmouth and the
Red Key of Cornell, an organization
has been established to provide
situated at the University of Michigan,
for the purpose of providing
entertainment for visiting teams. The
official act of opening the campus was
arranged in March 2015, given for
the visiting Cornell track team
With the idea in mind of training the ends and backs in handling the ball, Major Fred W. Moore, a Har-
ward graduate of the class of '93, has invented a new game for the Harvard University football squad. The game is a combination of tag, football and basketball. If it accomplishes its purpose, the ball will be compared to that which the skilled basketball player has over the basketball.
The only equipment needed for the game, in addition to a football, is a pair of ordinary goal posts with round strips of canvas stretched between them. The canvass is about a foot tall and slightly more than six feet above the ground. In it are three hooks 18 inches in diameter. Any number of men can play on a side. Since runners forward more than two steps running with the ball is practically limited to sideways and backward. However the tail can be passed in any direction. As no one is allowed within 20 feet of the goal consider skill in handling and passing it directly to the ball by sending the ball through the different holes in the canvas.
OFFICIAL UNIVERSITY BULLETIN
The Book Exchange will be open Tuesday, April 7, from 8:20 to 12:30,
and 1:30 to 2:50. FESTHER OTK.
Copy received at the Chancellor's Office until 11:00 a.m.
Vol. VI, Monday, April 6, 1925 No. 154
There will be a full orchestra rehearsal Tuesday afternoon, April 7th, at 3:00, Dean Swarthout directing. All orchestra members who expect to play the Messiah must be present. KARL ANDEIST, Director.
ORCHESTRA:
Y, W, C, A. :
At the Y, W, C. A. swears at 4:30 on Tuesday, in Myers hall, the memorial of the Y, W, C. A. will officially commission the new cabinet. All members of the University are invited. MARGERY DAY, President.
PL LAMBDA THETA;
P.I. Lambard Theta will meet at 7 instead of 7:50 o'clock Tuesday evening, April 7th, at Henley house, to permit members to attend the Dramatic Club production. Initiation of new members will be held. Prompt attendance is urged.
H. RICHARDSON, Secretary.
SENATE MEETING:
4th Tuesday, April 7, in the midnight of the Administration building.
LINDLEY.
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