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FRIDAY, APRIL 3, 1925
THE UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN
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UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN
Official Student Paper of the University
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Entered on second line, mail starter Zac Johnson of New York, under the date of March 17, 2015, wrote: "I know that you're not the work and so on. I'm moving by students to the kindergarten or preschool classes at the school. From the Press of the newspaper."
PHONES
Editorial department K, U, Z
Robinson department K, U, G
FRIDAY, APRIL 3. 1925
The police think Lawrence has a smoke nuisance now.
The Phil Beta Karpas had a banquet. Feed for thought, we suppose.
No, Jesamine, the printer's device does not provide over the hell box.
Latest news from political tribes.
They're still round. Furcertain the politicians are trying to square them.
Some girls must be referred to as the parachute type, they let some of their male amateurs down so early.
Room free $t$, university man who will take care of my yard and keep the ear—ad in fairly Treat. Many students for titration hesitate thus.
The Daily Nebraska has just discovered that in many garages you up near the campus in the fall because root freshmen lose their bearings then.
A scientist in Australia has discovered that the otterlike like the chicken will run along beside a car and then cross in front of it. Judging from the number of pedestrians run over every day, there may be something in the theory of evolution.
SHALL WE GET NURMI?
Do you want Narun at the relay?
He would be one of the greatest attractions. The relays could offer Perhaps Karnan will never again have positive ties to go great a distance next.
The qualifying phrase to the des-
bility of Nairu's presence here is the $1500 or $2000 that would have to be paid to the New York City Fin-
ish athletic fund. Nuru is an athlete
running for a splendid cause, but it is an expensive one.
It would be worth something to add his name and feats to the legend and story which will eventually make themselves part of the Kansai Re
If you care for an exhibition by Nurmil here and believe the Kansas Relays can afford to have him take part, make your wishes known to the Kansas or to the athletic department. The final responsibility for the success of the Kansas Relays rests upon K. U. students and alumni.
Gum chewing among students seems to be on the increase. Gum wrappers are becoming almost as numerous as cigarettes, stubs around entrances to buildings.
THE K. U. BOTTOMS
Why should there be such a contrast between the main part of the campus and the strip of ground lying to the southwest?
This land is part of the campus; n street car runs through it every fifteen minutes, and it is the only automobile approach to the University south of fourteenth Street. Yet its condition is so entirely out of keeping with the beauty of the rest of our campus as to be disgraceful.
To step from well kept grass and trim shrubbery into this unkempt plot seems like stepping out of a cultured, harmonious atmose, where into one of barren carelessness. Heaps of rubbish, piles of dirt and dirt, dry grass
nearly sh:shoulder high; all these add to its unattractiveness.
The original landscape plot made for our campus included the development of this area. Two small lakes, one above and one below the car tracks, were planned, and other details for beautification added.
The last year has seen many im-
provements made in our campus;
this spring it is truly lovely. But let it r t' leave our back yard in its present disagreeable condition, to re-
main the character of our instilated.
One woman radied another for $30, 600 for holding her in the chair while a barber baked her hair against her wilt. That's notching. Many another woman upon first being chern of her boxes has felt it would be worth a million to have them back.
WHITE MENACE
Great shells white away as black smoke clouds curl up from the muzzles of twenty-one-inch guns and flimsy targets sink into the sea. It is only the maneuvering of naval vessels doing a little target practice in the Pacific.
English administrative officers are becoming much distressed over the recent turn of affairs along the border of the Pacific. Russian-Japanese negotiations together with exchanges of hard concessions, which in some instances were not in the powers of the countries to confer—those have changed materially the outlook of the white man in the Pacific.
Japan stay within the agreement
of the 5.5-3 ratio on capital ships,
but it does not agree to stay within
any hounds when its other naval crafts are discussed. Slowly but certainly the races of the cast are joining together to prevent the further
marchs of western influences and controls. Unless the white races and especially the English speaking peoples make rapid strides toward uniformization and peace measures, the world can link forward to the growth of huge inter-racial coactions which will push the dream of a unified world outlook farther into the future. The nations of the world must find an agreement of peace among themselves or face the consequence of strife and denolation in which the great guns will puff death and destruction rather than play at blowing so frail targets.
Hendrick, Woman Unconscious 15 Years. That's nothing, we know several on the Hill who can beat that record.
A rewelch was run by the silver moon
Which hang in a mesive sky,
Which hang in a mesive sky.
PROKEN COBWEBS
And the web was, a glory of silver dew
Stirred by the south wind's sigh.
She therald was an idle fantasy,
And one just a whispered word;
but the moon passed over the rim of the world.
And the sun stake the dawn at that hour,
And the web, intend of a marge thing,
Hang there like a broken flower.
intense the wild sun of a naming heart
but faces with a passion new,
tim flares and loops like fire in the wind,
tub calculates, the world awes.
The song is no longer a pawn of joy.
But and in the sounding one,
The flames have burned in its fiery,
and the dream is gone.
Perry Ferrer, c. 128
A han has been placed on dogs on the campus. We always thought that Van was particularly anxious to hire here.
Miss H., O. Mahin, professor of astronomy. They ought to be regulated, but I don't think the public responsibility seem to have no effect. But I have looked in vain for them.
The Inquiring Reporter
Leon Seelig, e25: I think motor cars should be bounced off the camp—because I haven't any.
The question: Should motor cars be allowed on the campus?
in a recent issue of the Kansas there was an editorial, "Church Vandeville" in which the statement was made that "Brighten the Corner in the Wilkinson," were "but echoes of a jazy age," and that they were "cheap and of no inspirational value." I hold no brief for the first named, but I protect, respectively but firmly, the people whose classes are jazzy. If I live two ee- years—and I intend to, just to weint the world will come to in that time. I shall have caumped out of this story. With this "The Church in the Wilkinson" when she was a young girl; she sang it 'n me when I was a little thing in her arms; she sang it to me not long ago. It easily becomes to an age whose voice is long with the writer of the editorial never heard of;
Campus Opinion
Dorothy Connet, c'25: I would like to have one!
Heen Shau, c25: "They would be all right if I could have one but I would not like to be bumped by another one.
Steve Merrill, c25: I think that motor cars on the campus are undemocratic.
The night we sat under the juniper
Editor Daily Kansas:
O Sister Phoebe, how happy were we.
George O. Foster, registrar: 1 have learned to walk circumspectly on the campus.
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I don't mean to be hypocritical,
but I am aware of the conservative
information, by a lover of the old and
simely classics such as "When You
and I Were Yours" and "Silver
and Gold," or "What's Your Mind?
Certainly. But just laugh."
SIXth Precedent Court Stare
Plain Tales From the Hill
he helped in the KU. called a sikh teacher in KU, furnished the other day to set a Eid of information for the Kauai. The following conversation
"May I speak to M---- K---- please?"
"Sorry, but he isn't here now. If you'll leave your telephone number," I have him call you."
"1288."
"Call for Miss Learr? I'll tell him. Good-by."
"1.2-8.8."
How Buildings Get Named
—1608. Alright I'll have him call
And who shall he ask for?"
"No! Listen here!"——
BANG vent the receiver and no news story resulted.
How many?
A University student was showing a team of home town basketball players around the campus, "And this is Snow hall, fellows," he was explaining to his friends, when one of them noticed the color of the congregation on the front steps of beautiful buildings. "Why they叫 it 'Snow hall,' be remarked, 'Since so many snowballs grow on the front steps.'"
On Other Hills
--ight and dark tan, black
Football coaches at Northwestern University use motion pictures to show the technicalities in football plays. The players, by the means we are able to see their interactions and its credit by them.
A Chinese glee club has been organized at Ohio State University. It is under the direction of a graduate student of Shantung.
The students of the University of Oklahoma are about every divided as to their ideas on the merits of the honor system. Several representative student studies have shown that merit were approached on the subject and their opinions were evenly divided. From the investigation it seems that about fifty percent of std students are honest enough to be governed by the honor system.
Pennsylvania one mile relay team
left Friday for England whose it will
compete against the Oxford and Cambridge
teams in an international race.
A research fellowship in the chemistry of perfumes and essential oils has been endowed at Columbia University.
Because of the poor attendance at
sports, the girls' team at Indiana
University has disbanded for the re-
sumember of the season. Several
matters that had last scheduled were
unscheduled.
Mr. and Mrs. Damien Vawter announce the birth of a daughter, Marjorie Patricia, on March 28. Mr. Vawter was for two years assistant professor of mechanics, at the University, and is now assistant professor of civil engineering at the University of Illinois, Urbana.
NEW SPRING STYLES
PREFERM Shoes have the same styles as BOSTONIAN Shoes at—
$6.00
Easter Slippers for Ladies
—in tan, patent, and satin in different styles.
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Buy early and avoid disappointment. Not only are the mail order of record proportion, but Miss Anglin and Mr. Faversham are playing to absolute capacity in every city, in most instances the houses being completely sold out days before the engagement.
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Palm Sunday is Next Hear Prof. R. C. Moore "Geology and the Bible"
It's a "rocky" subject, but the Professor knows his stuff.
All Jayhawkers invited.
MEN'S UNIVERSITY CLASS FIRST BAPTIST CHURCH 9:45,A.M.
11:00--Dr. Watts "Victorious Service"
7:45--Young People's Hour---Welcome.
Right Now Is the Time to Buy That Fine Quality CURLEE Suit.
Why wait until all of the handsome patterns are picked over? Why not come into the store now, while the season is new, and you can obtain a full season's wear out of your Spring suit?
Our prices for CURLEE suits are so low right at the beginning of the season they should appeal to you strongly and induce you to be among the early birds with your Spring attire.
"Get in the Well Dressed Circle"
The new Spring models represent the most up-to-date technology, and silently show you the suit you will wear at the event.
$25 to $35