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THE UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN
THURSDAY; MARCH 19, 1985
UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN
Official Student Paper of the University of Kansas
Edison in-chef J. R. Bingle
Annesie Editor Grade Young
Janeine Editor Javaine
News Editor Leon Scanby
Ned Naughton Eduvar
Night Editor Eduvar
Smart Editor Merrell Shawman
Exchange Editor Milton Cather
Exchange Editor Milton Cather
Lela Pelo
Ethan Pearl
B. Wagner Cranse
R. Wagner Crane
Pryon Brown
Walter Brown
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Mary Loehn Roemer
Business Manager John Flood McCombe
Assist, Run. Mgrs Carl Coffd, Robert Hill
Address all communications to THE UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN
Lawrence; Kansas
THURSDAY, MARCH 12, 1925
Federated, as second secretary, must master Rep. Ralph J. Decker, of North Carolina, Raleigh, under the act of March 1, 2009, and on Sunday morning at week and on Sunday evening at student in session. The office is the state senate of North Carolina. From the press of the senate, Ralph J. Decker, of North Carolina, Raleigh, under the act of March 1, 2009, and on Sunday morning at week and on Sunday evening at student in session. The office is the state senate
PHONES
Editorial department ... K, U. 2
Business department ... K, U. 6
THURSDAY MARCH 19, 1995
THOSE WHO DANCE MUST PAY
No, not the fiddler but a big percent of the running expense of the student government associations on the Hill.
The two chief sources of revenue of the W. S. G. A, and the Men's Student Council are the fee which is collected from each student at the time of enrolment and the proceeds of the varsity dances. The latter source is by far the chief source of revenue for the two councils.
The variations are open too all of the students of the University, but a certain per cent of them never or very small patronize them. But the money which is made on the dances is expended for the benefit of the student body as a whole. The point which we should like to make is that those who do patronize the dances are forced to pay more than their share of the running expense of the student government.
The profit derived from the vari-
ties for the current year has al­
ready run up into four figures. The
manager of the dances is to be com­
mended for his successful man­
agement, but at the same time we would
like to suggest that the dances should
not be a money making affair.
The variety is the exclusive monopoly of the student government associations and as such it should be a non-profit making proposition.
SALARY APPROPRIATIONS
With the experience of the experienced "bird man" former General Mitchell flew through the hot air of naval and army experts to his vindication.
Although the ways and means committee of the Kannan house sanctioned the building program allowed by the senate for state schools, it felt that the senate had been nigherly in its salary and maintenance allowance. The senate had not increased the salary and maintenance appropriations that were allowed in other states and thus the committee proposes an eight per cent increase in both the salary and maintenance budgets.
State schools have grown between the period 1923-1925. There will be further increases in enrollment between 1925-1927. In the case of the University, if it is crowded now, some Department are needing extra teacher.
To ask the University to operate another two years on the same amount appropriated in 1923 would require much and mean many inefficient departments.
The eight per cent increase recommended by the houseways and means committee helps matters a great deal. It allows for the University's growth of the past two years, and provides its growth during the next two years.
But the eight per cent does not allow for any increase in salaries. Professors' salaries at the University are now 21 per cent lower than those paid by neighboring states. The University cannot expect to keep its best professors without an increase in their salaries.
Although the ways and means com-mitte is wise in fine-seeing the increasing enrollment in state schools and providing for such increase, the house and senate both might pause and think of the efficient professors who are serving the State in a larger capacity on much too low salaries.
PAGE ADAM!
And now they have unearthied another one—the sleeping inhabitant of an elaborate tomb placed many feet beneath the earth.
This latest member of ancient royalty to be discovered antedates King Tutankhamun by 1700 years. The time of its life span is thought to have occurred 4000 B. C., and it has taken members of the exploring party twenty years to uncover this latest discovery.
At this rate, presuming that an even average of luck is maintained, and that man's floki interest is maintained, and roping on the theory strictly that he was the first man to all things considered, at the age of twenty-seven, he covered once every twenty years, it ought to be a safe guess that great ever-so-great grandfather Adam's trip is just around the corner.
A good driver nowadays is the person who has the most notcher on his steering wheel.
BLURB!
How rich and full of meaning is the English language "as she is spoken!"
When what's hisname gives the pig gameranker to youknewmohme everyone seems satisfied. Few worry about whether the goddidly was a spring hat, percolator lid, dorne, or dill pickle.
Yokounho can just as well have the thinghambo fitted to with a fancy dunefancy, so that everyone will pronounce it a cute little hamper. The whole thing is finishing touch they are sure toAVE about the delicate doouble.
The adaptability of our lingo has arnot detached the grammarian; he could never have dared any to aocolate sundae was a synonym for
Why worry about our language losing it's picturesque and rich connotation?
the palty ball, yet we it blithely.
The fact that we handle one with a spoon and the other with a driver then both from being delinquents.
DEPENDABILITY
"Oh, I'll let it go—the prof will never know."
"I got by in the stuff all right-haven't even a ghost of an idea what it's all about either."
The foregoing might well be included in the famous "last word" series. The habitual use of them is the one who hopes to "make his mark."
"Let it slide! The boss isn't watch ing, so I should worry!"
The button sticks. Little carelessness, even in little jobs go a long way toward causing endless bother and wasting other people's time.
The student who "passes the back" in this business of school life isn't going to find his habits candidly changing when he steps into the real world. He's easily crowded into the background by indifference to details.
The world pays for dependability;
it can well afford to. It takes a heavy discount on carelessness. It cannot afford not to.
Plain Tales From the Hill
In referring to an essay title, the Kaunan typographically flared forth for "Working My Hay Through Failure" and four year harvest of some hay seed.
Found at last: The eighth wonder of the world—a Hill woman with her galoshes buckled up!
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Now we are reminded of one stu-
der who was born the day that he
he sees a pair of disguise clowns
he has a wild desire to showl them
fall of unair. We aig for lost chiv-
l
Stude: (Quickly) "Why a salesman who does missionary work!"
Prof: "What is a missionary salesman?"
Heard in class
Prof: "What is homology?"
Stude: "Er-er,—it's the hominein instinct of man!"
A few years ago we would have sighed, "Darwin was sight," but now we can only murmur, "Check!"
During a discussion in Prof. W. W. Davis' Contemporary American the subject turned to mormonism and polygamy. Professor Davis stated
Prof: "What is homology?"
Copy received at the Chancellor's Office until 11:00 a.m.
132, N.J.
Pen and Scroll will meet Thursday evening, March 12, at 7:30, in room 2987 west Administration building. JAMES CROW, President.
OFFICIAL UNIVERSITY BULLETIN
The students of French will present on Saturday, March 14, at 8:15h, in the Little Theater, the township fourth annual play which will be "Grinning," a French version of "Le Joueur."
ANNUAL PRENCH PLAY
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