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THE UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN
THURSDAY, JANUARY 29. 1925
UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN
Official Student Paper of the University of
Elliott Bashford       George Church
Gouffre Editor        Joe Powman
Gouffre Editor        Eric Doyle
News Editor         Mary John Rangetown
Bouncy Editor        Jack Crawley
Bouncy Editor        Levin Pratt
Terriannah Editor    Wabson Weiss
Terriannah Editor    Wabson Weiss
Kochbush Editor      Leon Smith
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THURSDAY, JANUARY 29, 1937
"Stone Won't Yield"—bending
Standing as a stone wall, as it were
A Kansas city dairyman offered a pound of butter as a bribe. But he didn't put it in the regulation black bag.
--accessible bases midway between the two continents are in possession of the United States or under mandates of Australia and New Zealand. Canada has the same problems in relation to the Japanese that California has. Therefore the only feasible base for Japan would be Mexico. Mexico is not sufficiently strong to aid Japan in its efforts to gain resources, transportation or military strength to establish a base in the United States.
One back row "nap teacher" said he was thankful classes had started again. He didn't bad a real sleep since the last semester,
CLASSES
If any comeback is needed to a charge that the students of the University are eligible to receive, the announcement by the registrar that the parents of University of Kansas students represent 750 different occupations furnishes it.
Students of the University are not a select class. They are not "hand-picked." If any distinction is made, it is based on individual ability and nothing else. And individual ability has been and should continue to be the sine qua nca of American "anthropology."
If the ability of repetition of the parents
of K, K' students represented 10
different repetitions, what did repetition
which leads is that of uppercase
letters?
Many of us have, up close, saddened heavily this morning when the alarm jangled and reflected with longing upon the departed day of vacation. Often, however, is the price of learning.
NON-POLITICAL CONTROL
Committees on education in the Kansai town and senate have reached an agreement to draft a bill creating a board of regents of nine members for all state educational institutions. Subcommittees are now at work on the bill and it is thought that the measure will be introduced in a few days.
The bill as planned would take the schools cut of policies. It provides a term of six years for members of the board and makes it impossible for a complete change in personnel in any biennial period except through wholesale resignations. The members would serve without pay and be to complete charge of the policies of the schools. The board would pick chancellors and presidents of the institutions. Business management would be under control of the state business manager. The bill as outlined seems much to be desired.
The University of Kansas recently has experienced have brought about directly through political control. The incident proved one thing, however—that state schools should be irrecoverable "out of politics." Members of the state legislature can do no greater service for their state than by freeing the educational institutions from the bane of political interference. It is a splendid bill and worthy of every loyal Kansan's support.
NAVAL NECESSITY
The expansion of all branches of the Japanese navy not limited by the Washington conference is causing a great deal of concern to the house sub-committee on naval appropriations. Which raises the question: If the jingoists of both countries succeed in starting war will it be on land or on sea?
Japan in order to transport an army to America would be required to establish a base of supplies on the American continent. But the only
The United States could gain nothing by an invasion of Japan. Very little of our navy would be called upon to defend Hawaii, or the Philippines. At Pearl Harbor not far from Honolulu, and at Corregidor, in Manila Bay, are some of the strongest coast defenses in the world. Even if the Philippines fell this country would still have Guam, and Siam as bases for further naval operations. Taking these facts into consideration a possible war would be one between the navies of the two countries. The possibility of a land war with Japan, or for that matter, any of the nations of the cast is eliminated from the start as no army can function efficiently without adequate bases of supply.
Army experts have predicted that the next war will be fought in a large measure above the clouds but the handicaps of carrying on such warfare between nations which are far distant as those of Asia, preclude that possibility. Airplanes would be used in such an exertion but the entire campaign could not be based upon them.
The powers at Washington can well afford to be concerned about naval expansion in the East. Supremacy in the battle feats would protect the Western Coast. At least there should be an equal balance in armament.
There appears to be some complaint because "Mr. Ferguson" is too much under her husband's thumbs. And the Ferguson family is getting a lot of publicity about it, too. But a lot of public officials who are benign shushists are keeping righteous mislefth.
At the Concert
--the process of soaping a shaving brush as "filling up on suds!"
By William Byron Brown
Precincting the annual mid-winter concert, the university "red" hand under the direction of Prof. J. C. McClintock played to an appreciative audience in Fraser chapel last night. Deserted the fact that the concert was held by station KFKU, there were few empty seats in the auditorium.
Professor McCadden conducted the concert with the spirit and grace of the movements of one who pit his heart to the music. Although weak in shoes, the hand secured its performance in the vigorous movements which well deserved the applause given.
A particularly praiseworthy selection was the cornet dot of O. Vickers, a brilliant player who made an imposition of this number demanded ingenuity skill, and the players' richness and clearness of tones and unity was a feature that handled as if to call an ensembler.
Perhaps, the appreciation extended the Grand Selection to the popular opera, "I Trovaverte" as played by the band, was exemplary of the symphonic instruments, demonstrating artistic musical performance of the playment at the appointment of the conductor. The playing of the overture to the opera, "Aida" was also deservingly applauded. Particularly did one sonata depicting the warrior's triumphant action. In consistency with the general thought of a band concert, the program was chiefly suited to the brass sections. Their performance, however, was skillfully handled so as to ensure good quality and synchronous brilliance to the other instruments.
Now is the time when a great many students have decided to stay in their warm, steam-heated houses. The cost of the courses offered by correspondent
--the process of soaping a shaving brush as "filling up on suds!"
Plain Tales From the Hill
CARRIER STUFF FROM THE 1940S
Shades of an innocent generation! A student in advertising described
Woman, waiting in line for enrollment: "Oh, what a long line! I've stood on one foot for an hour." We stood on one foot for an hour. "Yes, and it was my lot, too."
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OFFICIAL UNIVERSITY BULLETIN
Copy received at the Chancellor's Office until 11:00 a.m.
The University Orchestra will hold rehearsal in Frazer chapel preceding the concert Feb. 5, on the following dates: Thursday, Jan. 29, 7:30 to 9 p.m.; Sunday (special) Feb. 1, 4:30 to 5:30 p.m.; Tuesday, Feb. 4, 3:30 to 5:30 p.m.; Wednesday, Feb. 5, 3:30 to 5:30 p.m.; play in the library at all these rehearsals.
KARL ANDREI, DIRECTOR
ORCHESTRA:
Page Lize Woster! "Yesterday a shushing senior woman caught the word 'occurent' 'occursent' fiction." She explained that she was using it in a theme.
Page Lizzie Wooster!
Professor in commercial geography; "Where did the little country of Czecho-Slovakia declare her independence?"
"The name place the United States declared here," termmed the professor.
Silence.
Student with ready answer "League of Nations."
Where's the Devil?
It's got a bone of women's paint —
Where pride is, there's the Devil in it."
(Quip up on questions----1000).
Early last night it was young man walked timidly up the Corbhall hall steps, and after gathering together he took courage as possible, placed him in a wheelchair "night bell". He did not know it was used only by late connoisseur who has been locked out. Nor was he aware of the fact that visitors walked in and insured at the desk for whom he had been injured. His ring was not answered.
Again he pushed the button, this
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time rather violently. At last a sinisterhearted girl opened the door for him.
And another freshman had earned his right to the spurs of conquest.
"I'm Miss Wallace here?" he asked.
"Just a minute, and I'll see. Won't you come in?"
One twin is so much like the other, one that the other twin cannot be matched. The inspiration for "nunneness" has become a Hill classic. Recently one person
"Lookok the yellow shoes. Dja reckon his brother has some, too?" And his companion replied earnestly:
"Sure! When one of those babies has a headache the other one takes an aspirin."
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