PAGE TWO THE UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN TUESDAY, JANUARY 15, 1935 UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN Official Student Paper of the University of Editor/involved Covey, Church Cocaine Editor Joe Drumman Water Editor Wendy Ruffin News Editor Mary Lee Regushellman Monday Edition Mary Lee Regushellman Wednesday Edition Tahla Pike Sunday Edition Tahla Pike Televangelist Editor Maude Louise Warty Televangelist Editor Linda Smead Kirkwood Edition Laura Sandie Mulcahn Wetty Business Manager John Fleord McConnell BOARD MEMBERS Carl Cuffe Bryan Brown Mike Morrell John Merville Bradbury Billyery Linda Chase H. Wolverine Crawford Ruth Hill Grace Neale Jim Nolan Mont Clair Sponsor Phones Address all communications to THE UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN Lawrence, Kansas Phone Editorial department K. I. 89 Business department K. I. 60 TUESDAY, JANUARY 10, 1925 Summer never seems so lovely as it does in January. The man who said that the night was made for sleep never had a term paper to get in. There are moments during quite week when we wish that we had studied at the beginning of the semester. OUR FEATHERED FRIENDS A month of snow and ice in Kansas is unusual. Man has not suffered because of the severe winter weather, but his little feathered friends have, Quality, mourn larks, snow birds, and pigeons have suffered and died from cold and starvation. Day after day, slowly or in group, they have wandered over covered ground in search of food, they have hovered half frozen in some sheltered rock. Weak and僵硬 they have given up and flattered helplessly in deni's struggle. Friends, hungery, and cold, birds have feelings. How thoughtless man becomes. How easy it would be for him to seiner grain and food along the road, or in the bushes and timber when hunting. Birds are friends of man. They are helpers in controlling the ravages of insects. They deserve a little thought and care during a long period of severe winter weather when food is unresealable. If the public suddenly stopped swallowing political propaganda, a free house for disgruntled politicians would be a state necessity. Perhaps the cost is about equal, whichever way it is figured. GOOD MUSIC Few students realize the opportunities offered them by the University to learn to study and appreciate really good music. The average student comes to K. U., with only such knowledge of music as he has learned in grade or high schools or has picked a band to play for him. The election for the best theatre in India Persuage fifty per cent of the students who come to the University can read notes and eighty or ninety per cent can sing or at least can carry a time. They learn a few popular songs during their stay in school, are able to sing the Crimeson and Blue and one or two other college songs by the time they leave the University, and their knowledge of music ends there. This is bit of course, the average student not taking five arts. Every year the University offers a concert course on the Hill which brings artists from all parts of the world to perform for the benefit of the students. Many of the faculty and township take advantage of this opportunity to hear such aplomb talent, but few students outside the School of Fine Arts or those who are for other reasons expected to go, in these concerts. The majority of the students are too indifferent or else feel that they cannot spend the time and money necessary to attend them. Student retaliations are given once a week and graduating and faculty retaliates are given offender in the spring. All of these are open to the public but they are poorly attended by the students not taking fine arts. The concerts given by the club clubs, the orchestra, and the band usually draw a large proportion of the students but even they are not well attended. About the only type of music the About the only type of music the average student hears very much is the popular music or jazz that is played in his house or that he hears at dances. This type of music is all right in its place but it makes a poor diet when it is the only type he student hears. Courses are offered each semester in the college to teach students how to appreciate good music. It is unfortunate that more students cannot take them and do not devote more attention to the study of good music, for one needs to be able to appreciate the classics in music as well as the beat 1 in literature in order to have a well rounded education. The United States has had a taint law for a long time. England has recently adopted such a measure. This might be poised to as indicating just how long it does take for the British to realize a joke—even one on themselves. A GOOD WORD FOR THE "PROFS" Audist the grumbling and criticism of the students regarding the practices and methods of university professors; holdings classes late, assigning too much reading; holding exams before vacations; holding counts after vacations, assigning long lessons, and so forth through an amuseable list of *build* and fodlich grounds for "binking"—we think a word or two in due defense of the much maligned "troops." To be sure most of them have their weaknesses—and we compete they will have until we are in the position to have angles as instructors—but in some years' University experience, we have yet to find the professor who we thought was trying to do anything but what would be for the benefit of the student in the long run. In fact, we sometimes wonder how they manage to keep their patience an hour as they do, with students coming late to class day after day, editing papers in anywhere from a day to a week late, studying the textbook once monthly college questions about obvious matters; margins in class; and good ad infiniti- nities. When it comes to learning things three or four times for the counsel of "blackhead," students stay in the middle of a busy day to help them solve their pouncing situations, or spending several hours in the library helping them to look up necessary material, the average K. U. professor is almost a modern Job. Students should not be too quick to condemn their instructors for petty faults. Instead they should try to get better acquainted with them, and learn more of their good qualities. The K. U. profs are on the average a bunch of mighty good scouts, and the student who hasn't found that out has a lot to learn before he graduates. Now that the state court has decided that the Ku Klux Klan cannot operate without a state charter, there is a possibility that many linen clothes will be replenished. It is funny to see that stair professor suddenly lose his footing and go plop down on the slippery walk. When he comes up with a scrawl directed toward the house in which the resident lives, we wonder it he keeps the snow and ice shoved off of his van entrance way. STRETCHY SLIDE! "They're an slick glass is the common remark about the sidewalks here, although we went gaskets and pickles and the wails are so slick that it is often impossible to keep from falling. SLIDE, KELLY! SLIDE! Suits-up flies a foot and its owner barely saves himself by grabbing a friendly telephone pole or tree. By his expression or maybe his comment, we gather that he is thinking about these owners who never bother to clear the pass in front of their homes. But, if he is a resident, does he himself field the shovel or hire someone to do it? We wonder. The 14th and 13th street hills presents a terror to him who would do anything but slide most of the way down. A city ardour opposes to his own senses, notices and warns relating to notice times in the Journal-World-ways that owners must keep their walks cleared. When they fail to comply. OFFICIAL UNIVERSITY BULLETIN There will be an important meeting of Tau Beta Pi at 7:30 this evening, in Marvin hall. Election of officers. A. C. PUTSAM, FE. Copy received at the Chancellor's Office until 11:00 a.m. Vol. VI Tuesday, January 17, 1921. No. 92 A41: HOPE DR. The regular payroll will close at noon on the 19th. KARL KLOOZ, Chief Clerk. PAYROLL: are they made to do so? One glance at the walls answers the question. Your safety and our demands that we may be in your way attention to this on-erence. TAU BETA PI; Ice skating is just a matter of learning to stand on your feet. Plain Tales From the Hill The Dean Decides it 1 FARM TALKS FROM THE AIR ... Now is the time to begin to wonder whether those funds will hold out for another semester. According to an enterprising reporter who was compiling data to show Kansas' chance of having snow on Christmas day: "The only other heavy snow was in 1925 when five inches fell on Christmas day." Yeah? How about that awful Christmas eve blizzard in 1947 that We Just Happened to Think Aveen's the instructors in a geology course where there are so many rockers and scientists who easily reach taking an awful chance. Soph: Got a cigarette? Froeh: Sure! wanna see it? George Knew It! When George went home for the Christmas holidays, the family groceryILL immediately doubled its customary amount. The unusually large quantity of milk which the family now consumed caused him to remark, "I expect the grocerians think we had better buy a cow." The Story Shattered, Too Largie pieces of ice, loosely by the warm sunshine, were sliding off the table. A woman stepped Wednesday afternoon. A woman student came through the door. There were shouts of warning from men students standing under the cover of the roof. Without hesitation, she buckled her head and starred at the piece falling in a crack, a heavy piece falling ice shattered on the steps, not five feet away from her. Brilliant George replied, "Perhaps he thinks you had better get rid of the cuff." A popular pupil accounting for a variety of unpreparedness for the finals might be, "You see, I study over at the Pi K A house just before vacation and all of my notes were destroyed in the fire." Life's darkest moment—When the instructor walks in just as the class walks out at twenty minutes after the whistle. How Long Did She Wear it? A group of teenagers girls were badly chattering, each girl bowing her head to the other and said one of them, "when I was a baby my mother could put a tencen over my head." How Long Did She Wear it? "And yet you lived?" innocently asked another. In a sociology class recently a senior member was reporting on certain conditions in a city in Oklahoma. "And you have any very recent information?" inquired his instructor. The student hesitated and then "Wow, what was there last week." And then the instructor got out his grade book. "Sorry to disturb, you in your shumbers," growled a professor in clubs, "but the whistle has slown." The Polite Man Oh, Naughty! Naughty! Soph: Do you know why Santa Claus doesn't ride in a Ford? Frost: No. How doesn't he? Soph: Came there isn't gay Santa Claus. The students of a certain political science professor have been trying ?? ! ! ?? 1 RENT-A-FORD Drive it Yourself 916 Mass. - - Phone 653 Mrs. Eva Guffin Regular Meals Every Day Special Sunday Evening Dinner 643 R. I. St. Phone 987 SCHULZ alter, remails, cleans and preserves your clothes right up to now. Suiting you—that's my business. 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