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THE UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN
WEDNESDAY, JANUARY 7, 1925
UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN
Official Student Paper of the University of
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WEDNESDAY, JANUARY 7, 1925
"Apples provide iron!"—Headline Well, they cost a nickel, same in raises.
Norma Talhadem is on a spending expire in Paris. Now the French can pay their war debt to the United States.
Martin Luther had a brewery in his own house operated by his wife. Now that it has become profitable, the men are doing their own brewing, instead of making their wives do it
Paris's decree that old carpets must be modeled into stylish cotties; for matrons is liable to get the man who has the lifelong habit of American housecleaning in trouble for wifebating.
LONG MAY IT WAVE
If all the little toys and favors that are thoughtlessly discarded after our pay Christmas parties were passed on, it might help two or three thousand children to believe that there really is a Santa Claus after all.
LONG MAY IT WAVE
There's a beautiful American flag waving over the entrance to the stadium. It goes up every morning and down every evening. During the vacation, it continued its wailing, "the troubleable and expensive," explain some; but it never considered, there in something mighty nice about the flag being there.
The stadium was built in memory of those who gave their lives—made the supreme sacrifice—in the recent world war. They fought to the last to carry Old Glory forward. They loved the flag. It meant much to them. Now that they are gone, the stadium is built in their memory, it is very fitting that Old Glory wave above the grounds every day. "Lest We Forget."
A radical is a person who believes something you never heard before, and a reationary is one who believes something you used to believe.
AMERICAN DRAMA
"Low and degrading" is the term by which William A. Brady, theatrical producer, describes the play, "Simon Called Peter," which is one of his recent successful plays.
"I have a family. That is one of the reasons I am admired of the play. Also, it is one of the reasons for my wanting to be able to eat" in a statement made by Mr. Brady in a recent interview.
Mr. Brady produced this play because he believed that it was what the theater-playing public demanded; and attendance at the play proved he was right. He told of spending $50,000 on a story based on the romance of Andrew Jackson. The public came and saw it, and went away calling it a failure. Mr. Brady's $50,000 was gone. Faced with the necessity of eating, he bought the play, "Simon Called Peter." He admits that he imahaded of the play; but the crowds flock to see it and the money留在 him.
Theatrical men have only one way of judging what the public taste desires. If a show draws big crowds it follows that it must be of a kind which appeals to the public. If the public wants clean plays, they can do their share by patronizing only that sort of plays.
Cenorship and voluntary suppression of shows will be unless there is a well formed public opinion back of them.
SHARING THE SIDEWALK
Practically every student knows this little saying. Almost as many fail to put it into practice.
"Two lit a company,
Is not allowed."
Four on the sidewalk
Three is a crowd.
know this little saving. Almost as many fall to it into practice.
How agreeing it is to be in a burry to wake a class or meeting on time and be repeatedly objected to step off the sidewalk for groups of three or four students leisurely walking abreast, occupying the entire sidewalk. If it ever a great help to one's good humor to be obliged to step off into the mud or slush?
Not only is it a mistake for students to walk three or four abreast, but the grass along the sidewalks is also ruined. Those who insistently spread across the sidewalk no doubt do it thoughtlessly, but it really appears selfishness. May it be supported that everyone take a趴寝 or two off and consider his own adults with regard to monopolizing the sidewalk.
--expected of them. In some instances this is the case, but in equally as many, the reason that the student hasn't the time is because he has put off doing that which should be done for something more pleasurable. For instance, some would rather go to the table at night and get up in the morning and not let their song but when the moment comes they fail to get on.
No. Oswald, "the fair new" does not always refer to women's complexions only.
FUNNY PEOPLE
I'm a funny fellow.
How often we hear the expression about someone we know? What does it mean? It gets more complex as we realize that the people who do or person "fuzzy" are perhaps themselves referred to as "just a little odd" by someone else.
A person is apt to be funny if he doesn't need with one's own view-print, but he's in the same danger if he agrees with everything we say. If he does things in an original way "he's sure you're" and if he makes an effort to do exactly as the rest of me, he's in the same lot.
After all, how do we measure the "finny" person? Perch appears it would be safest to say that they've just made the same sort of fools as the rest of us.
A headline says, "Woman WIL-
Tell ALF." What's the news in that?
Flappers who use lipstick may be said to bury the line.
BY WHAT ARE WE JUDGED?
The other day a typical flapper—that is she had all the so-called accesories of a flapper, from the flapping rubbers surmounted by slink boots to the small hat pulled down over her eyes—tarted to enter a local bank. The waists were slick and the cold was intense enough to make everyone hunt for shelter. An old man was slowly trying to climb the slippery top to the bank, and was accorded little consideration by others entering the institution. It remained for the frivolous flapper to stop, carefully help him up the steps, hold open the door and assist him inside to a chair, and then tell him that he would wait and help him down the steps when he had traumatized his business.
An act like this is small, but yet what an impression the e small acts make. Every person in the bank notified her consideration and kindness and the opinions of all were compelled to be favorable to that act. To those who had thoughtly failed to offer assistance they passed by, it was a strong lesson.
Small acts, besides giving that self-satisfied feeling which is so pleasant, are bound to react not only on you but on all those who witness the act. Every day there are presented many opportunities to do some small act of goodness and oftentimes these opportunities are passed by or over. What a difference if we make it would educate the little things, for after all the small thing weigh heavily in the judgment of others.
The eternal putting off until tomorrow what could well be done today has caused more than one flunk. If an honest investigation could be made, it would be found that the big majority of flunks at our universities and colleges are caused by this one habit.
PROCRASTINATION
Students continually complain of the long assignment, and that they haven't the time to devote certain courses because too much work is
We are supposed to be men and women by the time we have reached college, and the habits we have formed and are forming now are the ones we will always carry through life. A little sacrifice on one part of the body allows us to take the time being for the things which we would rather not do, far more concilient studies), and several unnecessary flunks would be eliminated.
Great American institutions such as fried chicken, apple pie and doucheshuts when given great culinary development by the Secretary of the Interior, have been made famous in song and story. Columns of editorial comment have been written upon them, and they have been mentioned by medical authorities. The Salutation Army won冠和 glory with such worldly goods as big thick apples and brown doucheshuts.
Those students who are most nave at a dance are often, also, the most hotly-lite on the streets.'
A REVERIE
But an old aristocrat of the south has been threatening these stands. Hot biscuits have spread from below the Mason and Dixon line over the entire country. They have become as popular as Drivie. They are associated with plantations, *e*'s that are soft, and old negra mummy code. When served at evening with fruit and candied yams, they lift the sea breeze up. Plantation rice is in the morning, however, and they come into their own. I served with fresh country butter and gibbon honey and served alongside of ham and eggs they are truly "autocats if the breakfast tide."
San Francisco home by cancer content in basement,
immore upper ward, Gorilla drive, drive on
from birth to death
ILLUSION
Let's girlle on a mood of jollity;
Too long we've worm the vell of mudness
Come!
Preheat in his open car a vape cup.
Praise device with one moment and a
poke.
in divers ways
Through nights and days
We've caught our power in vision, dark, and glen.
Of metanobility, and did go our day.
With often asked
And once again we've found call all out!
You marked when first we demanded the similar driver
Also, linden pice has pince; the event trembles.
Nadie born thaw the call to seek conson.
Give song new birth!
Jippe jope mirth.
How happy was the heart? I do confess.
My wristles read his trod no swimmer ever.
Shelby laughter from the melancholy trout
And all our voles chant a gild retinue.
From hither to frove, and may so and we go,
Ereasure some unseen Power would it have it.
— Carl Paulsen, c. 170
On Other Hills
"The Microscope," College of the City of New York annual, is faced with a liability of $1,400. The assets are greater than this amount but are worth more than $1,400 in your books. A drive is being conducted in an effort to collect these debts and wipe out the liabilities. If this is not done, besides the disbursement of the publication of the annual, the present staff faces suspension from school.
The University of Nevada has abolished cuts for seniors and juniors. The ruling is a recognition of the urge to encourage the sense of responsibility and seriousness.
--sports could offer free instruction in all forms of winter sports. The huge sightings that were used during the football season to make possible late practices, will be celebrated on the rink every night.
The men students of the college more class at the University of Oregon have decided to adopt blue dress trousers as official wearing apparel. "Men jeans" will be made of heavy cloth and cut in the latest college style.
The first of the University of Michigan's skating rinks has been constructed all flooded, and is ready for use. It is 250 by 145 feet. The risk is always open to any of the students who desire to skate. The winter
The majority of women seeking higher education in his universities be more confident to get married than a get a j job with a view to a career, according to a recent ballot by the University of Pittsburgh.
A magnaeite will be published in the interest of the military department by the $R_2O_3$ T. C. at the University. It will be an annual publication.
This condition exists in Pittsburgh and a count of the University students showed that there are more women than men, because Uptil increases, "In other words, they want to get married." Dr. Hammond deems the women at Pittsburgh.
That spell is high at the University of Oregon was shown at the football game between the University of Oregon and the University of Washington, when a varsity debater out too much power in a mighty
Tulane University players have recently released "By Right of Conquest," a movie inked at the University and starring university students. The film is a member of the board of directors, who superintended the filmmaker.
cheer for his Alma Mater, and is now under treatment for a blood elot on the brain. The enastrophle cruse as he turned loose the full power of his lungs which cause a blood vessel in his brain to burst.
The University of Ohio has a Chinese glae club which is directed by Cheng Me Sun, a graduate student, of Shantou.
Several of the eastern universities have these teams which compete in inter-college matches. Among those schools which have held contests are the University of Pennsylvania, Princeton, and Harvard.
By making a regular practice of supplying blood to the various Boston hospitals, in the one hundred students in the School of Medicine at stetsy may pay part of their expenses, according to School of Medicine authorities.
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