MONDAY, DECEMBER 15, 1924
THE UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN
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Second Sour Owl Number Will Not Blink Till January
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Faculty Issue of Humorous Magazine to Appear Between Two Semesters
The faculty number of the Sour Goil will appear about two weeks after the Christmas bottle is opened and decided, but the magazine probably will be distributed between semesters or a week later, "Chuck's Shawl."
"We had intended publishing the Sour Owl before Christmas, and have it ready for sale the day before vocation starts." Shawson said, "But that week we got a big announcement coming out this week automatically changed the date of the sale."
Magazines Appear Separately
"The two publications appeared simultaneously with their last issues and it was thought better for the two to come out on different dates," said Dan Cohen, who sure a good sale of both." Shawen said. The managers of the humor magazine will spend the first two weeks after school begins in perfect condition. The state circulation of the Sour Ow has increased so noticeably this year that it will be necessary to change the system of mailing. James Connelly, circulation manager, is working an improved circulator room for the Owl.
According to statements by students and faculty members of the University and by editors and staff members of other humor publications, the last number of the Sou Owl was well received. In participation with the Colorado Dollo, we very favorably impressed and complimented Sigma Delta Chi on its improved magazine.
Depletion of Vulnerability Shown "Certainly, this year's Owl shows a vast improvement over last year's especially in the depletion of vulgarity." Buckles writes, "The best thing about the magazine, I believe, is its utter spontaneity, a quality he have endeavored in vain to install in the Dodo. There is freshness and dynamism." Buckles out of vulgarity. I have a reminisce desire to see the Owl one of the best American college comics."
The Kansas publication was one of the two college humor publications to be quoted twice in the last issue of Judge. The exchange departments of other magazines also contain examples of Owl humor.
It is the desire of the editors that the Sour Oil this year be as near representative of the entire student body of the University as possible. Any original fun which may occur to students should be written any time, preferably on behalf of the staff for publication. Aspiring writers should demand as nearly as possible, with the annotated subject for the issue being published.
K. S. E. Finishes Session Engineers Choose Emporia for Next Meeting
Emporia was selected by the Kansas Society of Engineers on the half day of their session here, as the place for their eighteenth annual meeting, which will be held some time in December next year.
The convention, before adjourning Friday, drew up several resolutions which they were in favor of carrying out. One of these resolutions required a bill which provides for completion of topographic maps of the entire United States on a 20 year program. They also went on record as being in favor of getting the state legislature to enact the Kansas state geological survey,
The engineers also favored having a distinct division of public works to the department of interior, and to include work of the Mississippi river commission and all river and harbor works. At the present time this work is in charge of the United States Army corps of engineers.
Attorney, Gather Fraud Eviden
Attorneys Gather Fraud Evidence Chicago, Dec. 15.-Beware; government attorneys today started to forge the loose links in Elias H. Martinez's tale of bribe. Into a chain of evidence filed by the lawyers they acted to elevate Caleb Charles Forbes, former leader of the U. S., veterans' burial and John W. Thompson, St. Louis contractor, of conspiracy to defraud the government.
Sociology Class to Visit Laming Prof. D. M. Main of the department of sociology will take his class in criminology through the state penitentiary at Laming Tuesday. This class will explain why he includes the students to secure valuable information with reference to criminal punishment.
School Service Bureau Advises Building Plans
"The communities of Kannan are relying more and more upon the free service the bureau of school services offers in adlying them concerning the planes of school buildings before they are erected," said Prof. F. P. OBrien, director of the bureau, Wednesday morning.
Surt, L. H., Petit of the Chanute high schools were here recently to confer on both the plans and hoist issue for alterations and additions on the senior and junior high school buildings of Chanute. The improvements will be made under the plans suggested in the second system, the internal system, which was recently compiled under the direction of Professor OBrien.
"The improvement of the Chuaste high school buildings is significant due to the fact that it is the first step in carrying out the plans of the survey," and Professor Oifren "We often confer with the architects when we work on these school buildings are erected at a large expense and then it is found that they have some serious defect that they have some serious defects that our work seeks to prevent, and if the community does not wish to spend the extra money that may be required to ensure the ideal arrangement for future use, they do not to hold until they feel able to spend the necessary amount."
Kansas Ranks Fifth in Numbers of Men and Women in College
Schools of State Inadequate for Educational Demand Which Exists
Kansas ranks fifth among the states of regularly enrolled full-term college men and women, according to the University Newsletter. Kansas has one college student for every one hundred and fifty-one persons in the state. This number is in the proportionate number of men and women taking college work.
"It twice as many of these young men and women go out of the state to get college education as come into Kansas from other states for that purpose," Ms. Cook said. "11,786 residents of Kansas enrolled in colleges and universities. During that year the state's colleges and university accommodated only 10,404 students, including the hundredscomma countries. The difference between the total number of Kansas residents attending colleges and the total number of students attending the state's colleges and the university was 1,292 that year." "Only five states exceed their ability to care for their college demand."
Surveys show that these 1,292 students carry out of the state approximately 81,909,000 a year to spend for their living in other sections of the country. "In addition to the money lost," says the newsletter, "through students living in other states during college careers Kansas is also losing students." Students who go out of the state for training become interested in work and affairs away from Kansas and, in most cases remain away."
The solution of this problem as suggested by the Kansas alumni association is: Equip the institutions of higher learning in Kansas that they may be so fitted, with manned in them a few students of ministrators that they will more adequately care for the educational demand which now exists in the state.
A trough for fountain pens has been installed at the University of California which works like the old-fashioned water fountain in chicken yards. More than a quart of lime is used in each year by more than one thousand students
Everybody out for the radio rally in Robinson Gymnasium tonight. All students, faculty members and townpeople of Lawrence are welcome. Participants should be in their backpacks. Let's put KEKUs first program over.
ANNOUNCEMENTS
There will be a meeting of the varsity wrestling squad Wednesday evening, Dec. 17, at 7:30 p.m. The purpose of the meeting is to explain the new rules that were adopted by the Missouri Valley conches.
A play entitled "The Scientific Christian" will be given Wednesday at 4:30 p. m. in room 110 Fraser by members of the Home Economics Club. This is worth attending. In lieu of a formal look, look at the bulletin board.
John F. Patt, Student Director
The Johnson County Club will meet at the Commons for lunch at 12:30 Tuesday.
Elsie Kaden.
Rules Adopted for Radio Programs by Committee in Charge
Mary Hogue, President.
Regulations Will Govern All Entertainments to Be Broadcasted
Rules and regulations have been adopted by the radio program committee, applying to all participants in future radio programs, especially those involved in the annual station night. According to Harold G. Ingham, director of the extension division, it is in the hope of the committee to make the first program as near perfect as possible. All the articles were adopted by the committee.
1. All speakers, and organizations to be in their places promptly at 7:45 o'clock.
2. All addresses to be read into the microphone, from manuscript.
3. Read without hesitation, but no fast.
4. Musical organizations must be ready to perform when their turn comes.
5. Committee urges every number to be as brief as possible.
The above regulations will aid materially in putting over one of the best programs ever given at K. U. Articulation is the most important thing in radio-broadcasting. Volume can be regulated by the operator, but he cannot aid the speaker who talks intently.
The program this year will be held in Robinson gymnasium entirely, contrary to previous statements. It is the devise of Fred Ellsworth, secretary of the alumn association, to have a large crowd out for Radio Night, and give the alumn sentenced over the country a real radio treat.
R. O. T. C. Changes Caps
A change in the style of the coat for the uniforms of the local P. O. T. C. unit was announced at the local military office Friday morning. The old style cap is to be replaced by a style known as the Perching cap. It is the style worn by all the officers of the regular army. This cap has a longer visor than the present cap, and a flat shirt is used to hold the top in shape instead of the usual sleeves. It is also fitted downwards. The blue color will be retained to match the uniforms. These caps will be included in all shipments of uniforms ordered aflow the second semester.
Senior men of Ohio State University stained the first "Kids' Frolic" threest week later. After two hours of playing tiger frog, marble, crack-the-wheel, and other games of the wearers, the costumes for the wearers of the best costumes.
WANT ADS
LOSF-<u>Small tetanoid</u> gold wrist watch, probability between Fraser chapel and O. D. Pt house, Call M. E, Barron, 1058, Reward, D14
LOS7- Small black leather memo book, between green hall and mall. drive or campus, 8:30, Monday, Dec. 15. Finder call 1996. D18
LOST—Polyphase Duplex Slide rule.
Call Gen. Bryne, 1743, 1245 Louis-
iana.
D17
TAKEN by mistake from 201 W. Ad.
Gaberdine top-coat, during lunch
bour. Call 1569 - 1655 Ing. D15
RADIO SETS installed and guaranteed, 35 and 6n. Suits overcured and repaired at reasonable prices, Call Hartung at 1937. D10
FOR RENT. Furnished for boys, well furnished. good heat and light—1230 Ocad, half block from camps, oar city stand. No hill to climb. Terra reasonable. Engage now for second semester. D17
.OST—Glasses. Call 334 or leave at business office. Reward. D17
LOST-Leather note book containing
newspaper, notes on plays, with
name on note in pocket. Call Jesse
Lamb at 1048 or 382. D18
D18
LOST—Round green gold Hampden
wrist watch. Please call 1054.D19
LOST: Alpha Delta Pi pin, name L.
Pyle. Call 2408 Red. Reward D19
LOST—A skull pin with letters C
M A nbyre. Finder please call
Mary Lydick, 200. Reward. D16
LOST—Silver wrist watch, F. A. U.
hall, Saturday night. Call 412
William Hynan.
FOR RENT—Large front room with sleeping porch. Call 2183 Blue. D16
LOST—A medium-sized leather notebook. Finder plene phone John Krob at 334). tf
PRIVATE Laundry, work guaranteed. Price reasonable, call for and delivered. Phone 2551—N. T. Perry. D19
W. BUTCHINSON, Dentist.
House Bldg., phone 295. 729 Mass. St.
Lawrence, Kansas.
E. ORLELUP, M. D., Specialist.
Sye, Ear, Nose and Throat. Glass Sitting
guaranteed. Phone 444, over Dick's Drug
Store, Lawrence, Kansas.
ORS, WELCH and WELCH, the Chiropractors
Pallner graduates, X-ray Laboratory,
Phone 115.
OB. BRENCH, Medicine, Surgery, Osteopathy
Medicine phone 1343.
OB. 447 Mass., phone 343.
3. E. ORELUP, M. D. Specialist.
OR, FLORENCE BARROWS, Osteopathic Physician.
8084% Mass. Phone 2237.
ARDREY & ARDREY. Chiropractic, 610
Mass. St., through adjusting. Phone 622
for appointment.
. Phone 2337.
LAWRENCE OPTICAL CO., 1027 Mass.
Eye glasses exclusively.
THE DALE PRINT SHOP
Christmas Cards.
Programs.
Librarians.
1027 Mass. Phone 226.
R. C. R. ALBRIGHT, Chiropractor
1101 Mass. Opposes the Court House.
$50.00 Suits For College Students
ECI, M. PROFST, D. O., D. P. D. Felen-
path and Foot Specialist. Calle made nite or day. or day. office. office 2513. resil 2131
Lawrence, Bigh. Bigg. 316, and Mass
Lawrence, Kannah.
TAXI — RENT-A-FORD
Storage
50c
HUNSINGER
No. 12
Protect the Tailor Over 833 Mass.
Damon-
"What was the name of that pencil Professor William was recommending this morning?"
**Elfborde—my boy. Elfborde just lost his wife. Elfborde and happiness—and laughter—in banks—stereotyped petals are the mastic of men. Sttereotyped petals — then you can never love it."
CHRISTMAS CARDS
In the Engraved Line should be ordered now. We also have Diaries, Portfolios, Leather Goods, Memory Books.
A. G. ALRICH
Stationery 736 Mass. St.
Broad View Inn
The ideal place for your Christmasinner, luncheon or dancing parties.
Phone 1157 for reservations
Ten room service, 3 to 9 p. m. every
well-end. Friday noon until Sunday.
For real Fountain Pen Satisfaction
"The Ink That Made The Fountain Pen Possible"
SANFORDS
FOUNTAIN PEN INK
Insist on
Insist on Wiedemann's Ice Cream
The Cream Supreme
Special Bricks for this week:
Orange Tinted Epops—Vanilla-
Carmel Nat'
Chocolate Chip—Honey Moon
Sugar—Walnut Moons
Chocolate Chip—Honey Moon
Orange Pineapple—Caramel
Nut
Hi-Life—Pineapple
For Christmas...
Bell Center Bricks
Individual Santa Claus Molds
Individual Bell Molds
Individual Bell Molds
It costs no more to have the best
WIEDEMANN'S
PHONE 182
Where You're Treated as if You Were the Only Pupil
Ione D-Watteville School of Dancing Insurance Building—Phone 2752. The postoffice is opposite us.
Travel Safety Coach Way
Interstate Stage Line Announces
—that we will run plenty of extra cars to accommodate everyone leaving for Christmas holidays. All cars are well heated.
Wishing you all a Merry Christmas and Happy New Year.
Suggestions for Practical Holiday Gifts
Fountain Pens—standard makes
Corona—the all-purpose Typewriter
Sengbusch Cut-glass Inkwell Sets
Hand-boarded Leather Ring Books
Line-a-Day Books
Bates Indexes for the busy man
Portfolios—first cut leather; all sizes
Purses, Bill-folds, Address Books
Eversharp and Parker Pencils
F. I. Carter
1025 Mass. St.
published Two Years before the University JEWELERS 735 MASS.
Trains for executive positions in merchandising, advertising, personnel, finance and control, training, and teaching.
SERVICE FELLOWSHIPS
$12.00 per week
Under-Graduate Division
M. S. in Retailing
8. 6.
Students may enter February or September
Certificate
with Washington Square College
Illustrated booklet on application. For further information write-Dr. Norie A.
Director, DirecTor 109 Washington Source, New York City.
The Talk of the Town
$40
The Six O'clock
HOUK and GREEN
English Tuxedo Suit
Coats and Trousers, for dining, dancing, and the theater.
All the elegance of an evening suit with all the ease and comfort of a suit. Remarkable value. Compare!
Houk and Green CLOTHING COMPANY
BOWERSOCK
"The Silent Accuser"
Monday - Tuesday - Wednesday Chester Franklin Presents
Thursday - Friday Thomas H. Ince Presents Christine of the Hungry Heart with FLORENCE VIDOR
Saturday A One-Day Return Engagement of "THE SEA - HAWK"
VARSITY
Monday - Tuesday
Monday - Tuesday "HER MARRIAGE VOW" MONTE BLUE and BEVERLY BAYNE
Wednesday - Thursday - Friday
THOMAS MEIGHAN
IN
"TONGUES OF FLAME"
Saturday Tom Mix
"NORTH OF HUDSON BAY"
ORPHEUM
Week-End Show - - Friday - Saturday
“FLAMES OF DESIRE”
SOUNDS WARM—WELL, WAIT TILL YOU SEE IT