MONDAY, DECEMBER 1, 1924 THE UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN PAGE THREE Five Out of Six Conference Games Won by Missour Four Valley Teams Loose Only One Game Each in Championship Contest By winning five out of six valley games Missouri is conquered the Missouri Valley conference championship for this year. Although Drake, Nebraska, and Grinnell are tied with the Timer eleven with only one loss each, Missouri really deserves the it. Nebraska won more games that its nearest rival. Just 23 games have been played between Missouri Valley elevenes this season. The winners scored a total of 347 points, while the losers tallied 56. There were two tie games, in which 26 points were made. 49 Points Largest Victory The four touchdowns in the game were a victory when seven touchdowns, made by Kansas antitmint the Washington team. One game was won by a five touchdown gain and another by a four touchdown lead. Three games were won by three touchdowns, and three by a two touchdown difference. The third game was the opening of a single point. In 14 games the losing side failed to register a single point. The Missouri Valley conference showed on well against outside teams this season. In 24 games played between conference members and non-members this season, the conference elevers won 14 games, the other team lost 6 games. Nick Stallone the strong Minnesota elever to a 7 to tie. In these 24 games, valley elevers scored 241 points to the other teams' 155 points. Valley Teams Amass 670 Points Allogether valley teams participated in 47 football games this season. In these games they amused a total of 679 points. Missouri Valley teams have won this season from such teams as Chicago champions of the Big Ten Utah, Colgate, and Oregon Angles. Teams which have chalked up victories over valley elevenes include Ilios, Notre Dame, Floridan, Creigh ton, and Oklahoma Aggies. In Nebraska's win from the Oregon Argies Thursday, the Missouri Valley conference compared favorably with the Pacific Coast conference. The Husker eleven won from the Oregon Argies by two touchdowns, while the University of Washington won from them by a 6 to 3 score earlier in California. The Washington the Pacific Coast conference, late in 1919, on Nov. 8, two weeks later. In figures, this does give Nebraska a 11 point advantage over California. As a matter of fact, the two conferences probably play about the same brand of football. Washington has scored 42 points this season, none of which were made against valley teams. This is much worse than their record last year when they scored 30 points against valley elevens, including swimming. Nebraska leads in number of points scored in all games, having made 118 points against their opponents this season. Drake is second with 106, and Missouri third with 99 points. Missouri's win from Chicago early in the season, Drake's win from Utah, and Iowa State's game with Iowa also have spilled over the valley. The final standings are: W L T Pts Opp. Missouri 5 1 0 18 Nebraska 3 1 0 59 Druke 3 1 0 72 Drake 2 1 0 22 Iowa State 3 2 0 57 Oklahoma 2 3 1 31 Kansas 2 3 1 72 Kansas Agiles 1 4 1 26 Hamilton 1 4 0 104 Millar Plans Gas Tax to Build State Road Topela, Kan., Dec. 1, W.-C. "Billy" Millar prominent cattle man and member of the legislature of Kiowa county, today announced that he will present a plan to the next legislature to give the state highway system Millar's plan will provide for a gasoline tax of two cents a gallon. "I believe the money derived from this gasoline tax should be used both for the purpose of building roads and for lands in the counties." Millar said. Miller's plan also would provide for doubling the price of automobile license tags to raise more road building money. In order to increase the house tag price, Miller would raise from the general property tax. Professor (in Editing class) Now what is a blanket head? Mythical Conscience Fund Gets a Big Boost When Defrauders Repent and Send Contribution Student: Why-er, it sounds like a spread. By Charles McCabe (United Press) Washington, Dec. 1—The American someone has been stirred by the "wee small voice" with increasing frequency, and affect since the world war and since the income tax was imposed. The treasury department, where money from repeat defrauders eventually finds its way, not for the moment suggesting that either one of three events has anything to do with the increase, merely points out to the mounting "Conscience Fund" oil. A dirty, wrinkled letter, postmarked Santa Cruz, Calif., yesterday brought $170 and increased the sum to approximately $880,000 since 1811 when a $5 note started the "fund." The $100,000 increase of recent war or the income tax amendment was the stimulus. However, it was believed these exigencies regarded as excellent opportunities to defraud the government, will be felt more as years on and the present generation reaches the "repentant aze." Red Cross to Begin Sale Van Adds Sheep to Animal Collection tributors from every state and many foreign countries, have paid sums ranging from a two-cent postage stamp to $30,000. "In a special package I am sending you $30,000," one man wrote from an unpostmarked location. "This amount makes $80,000 which I have sent to the United States, or that amount the amount I stole years ago." A mma writing from Illinois sent three stamps because "the heliocentric when he was about 13 years old he had used two cancelled stamps on his envelope." Tubercular Clinics Will Run on Stamn Proceeds The annual sale of Christmas stamps, the proceeds of which are used for the establishment on überselmer clubs throughout the state will begin the first week in December, according to the Dorsothy Anta Choney, c.25, who has charge of her year's stamp sales on the Hill. "Students fail to realize the great service which they may yet rever in buying these stamps," she said. "Students are applied for treatment at the tubercular clinic here in Lawrence than any other class of people, and since the proceeds are used in the state of Kansas to help great many people." The committee which has charged on the sale of stamps on the hill is also sending out 2,000 letters to the banks with an effort to make more sales possible. Hungerford Will Speak at Horticultural Meeting A meeting will be held Monday, Dec. 1, at which time a representative from each fraternity and sorority house will be appointed to manage the houses in their respective houses. During that meeting, the University buildings or non-fraternity students may buy their stamps there. Dr. H, B. Hungerford, professor of Entomology at the University of Karaso, and one of the two state entomologists, will speak to the horticulturists Thursday, Dec. 4 at the annual meeting of the State Horticultural Society to be held in Topeka Dec. 2, 3, and 4. Dr. Hungerford has chosen for his subject, "New and Potential Insect Pests to Horticultural Crops in Kana-ones." During his work this summer, he discovered several pests, one of which was an European insect found doing great harm to the elm trees. An Indiana Civil War veteran, many years after the war, when he was a captain in the Army, sent $200 for a mule he said he had stolen during the conflict. Likewise, another veteran from Illinois sent money to pay for a saddle blinster he had All women interested in W. A. A. who have been in school one semester and have earned 125 points, turn in a complete list of their points to the physical education office before 10 a.m. on Tuesday, Dec. 2. The money is turned over to the Internal Revenue Bureau where it is recorded as "revenue." It then goes to the treasury department general fund, to be used for all government purposes. The "Conscience Fund" itself is mythical, being merely the tabulation of the amounts received. ANNOUNCEMENTS Miss Elizabeth Sprague will give a talk on Home Administration before the Lawrence branch of the National Home Economics Board. A group of 16 Fraser ball at 7:30 this evening. After the talk a round table discussion will be held. All members and any others who are interested are cordially invited to attend. The first freshman basketball meeting of the season will be held Wednesday at 4:30 p. m. in the hygiene room at Robinson gymnasium. All freshmen who expect to tryout for the freshman-varsity basketball team must be present. Bulletin-Signon Delta Chi meet at the Phil Pl house Thursday, Dec 4. Important business. Convention news. Helen Marcell, point manager. J. L. Connelly, president. John W. Burr, freshman coach. Students at Miami University who showed poor grade averages at the end of six weeks are being given a chance to make them up albeit those who do not show any improvement will be dropped at Christmas time. A sheep which has recently been purchased by the department of bacteriology is the latest addition to the animals belonging to the University of Kansas. Southwest of the animal house, a new sheep has been born. The animals are being approximately one hundred feet has been inoculated around it. This sheep, according to Dr. N. P. Sherwool, chairman of the department of bacteriology, will be used in connection with research work and more particularly at present in the problems of scarlet fever streptococcus. Van, the animal unan, whose sheep Marie, has been the willing aid to many students of bacteriology, does not seem to be jealous of this new breed. But when the villager the Hill; but goes so far in his lack of envy that he insists on calling the new sheep Mary. It is questionable if Marie will be as hospitable as Van, especially if she were to find out that her species has been christened Mary. Postmaster Issue Instructions "Do your Christmas shopping and mailing early and avoid the rush in the stores and post offices." This is the plan being sent out by the postmasters all over the country. They are also issuing instructions for securing and mailing of packages. Wrap them securely, he sure of postage for short postage causes delay, address plainly, carefully pack and mark all fragile packages, insure or register valuable parcels and mail them early to avoid congestion of the mails, say the instructions. Alpha Delta Pi announces the dedication of Frances Chanin, c'28, of Gaines City, Moe, Ruth WELLMain, of Baton Rouge, Julie BETSON, f'27, of Kansas City, Mo. LOST—A black onyx ring with small diamond in corner. Finder please call 1442 Blue, Madge Dennis. D5 WANT ADS LOST—Waterman's fountain pen with name Marjorie Austin, Finder. please phone 1198. D5 LOST-Gold Green wrist watch, Sat- nervy, Nov. 15, between Administration building and 1625 Edgellhill. Finder please leave at Karsan office. LOST—A man's camo ring, green gold mounting. Gee Gene Jackson. 1134 Miss, or phone 2508. Reward. FOR RENT - Apartments, Stubbs building, Good Place. Heat and water furnished. Communicate with, Exx XVZ, care University Kansas, Professional Cards DR. BECHTEL, Medicine, Surgery, Osteopathy. Residence phone 1343. Offer 447 Mass. phone 343. C. E. ORLELU, M. D. Specialist. Ear, Fae, Nose and Throat. Class Setting guaranteed. Phen 4th, over Dick's Drug Lawrence, Lawrence. MA DR. FLORENCE BARROWS, Osteopathic Physician. 909% Mass. Phone 2337. DR. C. R. ALBRIGHT, Chiropractor 1101 Mass. Opposes the Court House. THE DALE PRINT SHOP Christmas Cards. Programs. Job Printing. 1027 Mass. Phone 228. ARDREY & ARDREY, Chirepractors, 815 Mass. St., through adjusting. Phone 642 for appointment. AWRENCE OPTICAL CO., 1027 Mass. Eye glasses exclusively. Monday - Tuesday - Wednesday NORMA TALMADGE BOWERSOCK "The Only Woman" NOTE—This is the FIRST RUN WEST OF CHICAGO Thursday - Friday - Saturday Harold Bell Wright's "The Mine With the Iron Door" VARSITY Monday - Tuesday "Worldly Goods" With Agnes Ayres if you have a Funny Bone, come and see this Gay Com Wednesday - Thursday "HEARTS OF OAK" With HORART BOSWORTH - PAULINE STARKE Friday - Saturday ORPHEUM With Nazimova and Milton Sills DRS, WELCH and WELCH, the Chiropractors Palmer graduates. X-ray Laboratory. Phone 115. "Madonna of the Streets" Week-End Show - - Friday - Saturday Viola Dana in "ALONG CAME RUTH" Coming Constance Talmadge in "HER NIGHT OF ROMANCE" H. W. HUTCHINSON, Denlist, House Bldg., phone 253. 729 Maxz. St. Lawrence, Kansas. ECILI, M. PROPEST, D. O., D. S. P. DEPOT, Foot Specialist. Calls made night or day. Order; offer $25; res. 230. Red. Lawrence, Kansas. 1st and 8th, Ma. Lawrence, Kansas. A. G. ALRICH CHRISTMAS CARDS In the Engraved Lite should be ordered now. 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Tickets 8:20 p. m. $1 & $1.50 Auspices: University Concert Course Two Varsities Again! Broadview Inn AND F. A. U. Hall SHOFSTAL'S SECOND UNIT REFRESHMENTS The Broadview is situated just outside the city limits west. It was formerly the ranch home of Jess Willard ex-heavyweight Boxing Champion. Plenty of room.