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THE UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN
WEDNESDAY, OCTOBER 15, 10
UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN
Official Student Paper of the University of
STAFF
Edith Roe/Chelle
Gunnison Editor
Spartan Editor
Sport Editor
Pete Warty
Dewey Dilwauger
Night Editor
Phillip Tiah
Pullihanna
Edith Roe/Editor
Montserrat Silver
Montserrat Silver
Alumni Editor
Alumni Editor
BOARD MEMBERS
I. Winehouse Crane
Blake Henry
Green Wilson
Glen Weiss
Jim Neal
Spentalh Shannon
Stephen
J. B. Kneels
Dotch Simmon
Husset Eleyardhall
Curt Coffield
John McMurry
John McMurry
Elden Rynauer
WEDNESDAY, OCTOBER 15, 1924
Address, all communications to:
HILLS UNIVERSITY PARK YALES KANSAS
Lawrence, Kansas
Phones: K. U. 25 and 68
LET'S TAKE A SMOKE
IS MY NOSE SHINY?
Putting it until the *t* in two weeks of it, if semester everything which must not absolutely be done today seems to be a favorite partime on the Hill and as well as on other empires. Nearly all students do it to a greater or less extent. All of them realize that it is bad practice, but never-the-less persist in it because that is the path of least resistance.
The same method is followed if setting up daily assistance—the are disregarded until the last possible moment. Then come the hustle and bustle which always follows processuation, and the student learns to preachin how easily he is overworked.
If he goes to Watson hall to do an assigned reading, he apparently must stood at least one third of the time. He gazing idly about, and anotheriding in going outside to take a nap, if he happens to be a also, in disorderer his diary nee
giving her daily need. The Father of Flivers says: that we ordinary dude, who haven't made a difference by shaking our car follower, the say that if we would engage in big-powered production methods for four hours each day we could manage to lift the wife and laddies from curvature. Probably, then, if women would concentrate on their studies for a few hours each day, they could be the rest of the time to spend movies and induln. Milk shake. It might be an interesting experience to try.
"A dollar, a dollar,
LATE TO CLASS
"A 10 o'clock scholar..."
"A 10 o'clock scholar ..."
The first class is called to order a
8:30. At 8:35 strangers are still
coming in, at 8:40 here come a few
more. By 8:45 interruptions are
usually over, and the instructor is now
in calling the roll, assigning the
lesson for next time, and making any
important announcements. The class
is now assembled for a 35-minute
period. This schedule will apply to
nearly any class of the day.
The instructor who has a message of importance to give his class, must do so in 35 minutes instead of the 56 minutes he is supposed to have. The result is that in the first classes held each day, two hours is left. This means ten hours a week, or 180 hours in the s.m. meet.
Yet, the student who is not excused for being late to class feels that he is badly mistreated. Realization of what he is doing might spur him to a little more promptness.
DOING TIME
"What's the assignment for today,
Jim? You don't know." Well, I don't either.
Doesn't make much difference.
I guess we won't get called on any way"
Ever heard it? Yes, if you come you have. If you haven't, you haven't to college.
You know the course is fairly interesting and all that but then—oh well, the class box a you just mildly. Perhaps you do pit the professor. Who could help pitying him. He is probably in love with the subject he is teaching, and you—you sit there and lruit it with your indifference. Of course, you had to have it to fill a groan!
You hop: you make all your hours this semester. It's about time you were getting out of the institution. You've got to get a little extra credit some way or other.
Yes, you finally got out. Got a couple of extra hours too.
You must have a mind like: an hon
glass!
MORE THAN A SHADOW
1.
Col. Tuesday, Receiver Jv, is not being a shadow of his father, the late president. He means determined that he will make his political history by virtue of himself.
how mariel have been the careers of Colonel Recewelt and his father. The father was a member of the state legislature, police commissioner of New York City, assistant secretary of the navy, colonel in the Spanish-American war, and the governor of New York. The son has been a member of the state legislative, colonel in the crunt war, assistant secretary of the navy and raw minnie for governor of his state.
The eyes of America, and particularly those who loyal the friends of the former president, will be watching the future steps of this son, careerly anticipating a future career for him as illustrative as that of his father.
Poetry From the Campus
EVERY FROM THE CAMPUS
DAY DREAMS
Do you ever see when the clouds drift by?
The platform and seems hik up in the sky.
The weather ruffles in battle cry.
The watery sound in the array.
The dark and ovalous in boom with May.
A re the thin, fluffier prays on the sand,
and a city of warm in snow chant land?
I show in a circle up there in the sky.
With drowsy blider, and pennants, and tur-
ret to high.
I know of a castle up there in the sky.
Three shoes or piercings, with eyes on blue
masks that the ship is wearing; thence there
is the people beneath the ships; and hence
and all call it a "ship" (French: Ladee, French:
Ladée).
China was captured and held by a oblastine
mur.
Who should come to send her no money in he room I shall if you are my road my jailment. At a kilometer my way, well will to the moon. At another weetwood book your furniture is fine!
And we shall live happily forever and eye.
— Rebecca Manni Robinson, 624
CAMPUS OPINION
MORE ABOUT PARADES
What is a school without pep? And what kind of university would this be if it did not lack its team and show its spiors to the men who are on the team, despite the fact that they are not strong. What's A. & M.？What is a defeat, another, when the team show the fight and ancestral battle that the men with prison n sweaters showed at the game a week ago had Saturday? Are we downhitself? No! Then why go home to offer a defeat, she bloody cut course enough to make a pirate run up the white flag? Why not be game to the end, as the t am was and show that, in spite of a defeat, the spirit of K. U. is not seaked? Then we have victory and the team is able to team with the confidence that the support of the entire school is behind it.
Is this not the spirit of the nightshirt parade? Is it not, also, the duty of the K men, Sachsens and others in fall cover? This parade was a function for the en't student body and all were supposed to attend. Why anyone should object is indisceable unless he was found by the K men as a participant in the punishment that was directed by the burning units of torture.
A Soph
A woman ent. red Watson hall; her gaze on a friend did fall; they talked and they chafed. They took turns telling stories. Till no one could study at all.
Plain Tales From the Hill
--not carry extra books, combs, or hooks over the campus. A checking room where students may check books and get their notebooks out is being installed in the library.
Freshman to his counterpart at Bricks. (Looking at the sorely and fraternity pennants) "Say, do you know, I'm having an awful time trying to figure out what all these elites are."
Some freshmen have changed the old saying somewhat for practical use, "Early to bed and early to rise may improve health but he will n-veer wet vine."
The young Hill politician was cautioned by his co-workers. that he must be friendly, and speak to every one.
"Say 'hello' whether you know them or not," he was advised.
By the first of the year the University of California students will
"Better not, sonny" smoke up the world-weary one. They might think you were seeing double."
"Oh, I do," he responded. Sometimes I speak twice to be sure."
OFFICIAL UNIVERSITY BULLETIN
The Book Exchange will be open Thursday, Oct. 16, from 8:30 to 12:30,
and from 1:30 to 3:30.
ESTHER OTT, Manager.
Copy received at the Chancellor's Office until 11:30 a.m.
Vol. VI, Wednesday, October 15, 1924 No. 33.
Copy received at the Chancellor's Office until 11:00 a.
There will be an all-University convention at 10 o'clock Thursday, October 16th, in Robinson Gymnasium. Mr. Whiting Williams will speak.
BOOK EXCHANGE:
CONVOCATION:
The first intercollegiate **football** game was played May 13, 1874, between McGill University of Montreal and Harvard at Cambridge. Five hundred persons saw the teams battle to a scoreless tie.
A freshman from Concordia wins the traditional boarding-house medal. He has occupied the seat at the head of the table for four consecutive weeks and has never received an external wound from scrimmage.
Professor O'Leary explains that food used for bodily consumption is never "chow, "cats," or "grub."
One student to another, "Seeen any-thing for a plain tale today?" "No."
Got you ever hear of the student who was expelled from college because he cheated during a Zoology class, and then found an examination with a frog 1. his throat.
"Why a student like you should have seen one."
"Well, I did on a dog."
Professor Stevens, in the interest of science won a bread-baking contest with Mrs. Stevens and now he makes the eighteen leaves a week.
Instructor in American government thesis, "Why couldn't the Colonists get together in those early days?"
Student: "Well, the reads were bad, and there was no good means of communication, and—"
Same Instructor (few days later):
"Why was it necessary that the collins hand together?"
Instructor: "Gasoline was high too, wasn't it?"
Another Student; "Because so many of them died, and because of the Indians."
Instructor: "Yes, we all know that they all died sooner or later."
Student: "But I meant that they died too soon."
ON OTHER HILLS
Six fraternity houses at the University of California were raided by the police of Berkeley recently and "souvenir" of a semester's gathering were confiscated. Among these trophies were: One "No Parking" sign belonging to the city of Berkeley; one blue and gold smoking stand from the Berkeley Library; one laminat; one advertisement from a Berkeley motion picture house; one "Stop, Look and Listen" sign from a local railroad yard; and six pieces of furniture which had been secretly removed from a nearby sorority屋.
dates, Oct. 10, they will still lack $400 of having enough money to see the Kansas-Oklahoma football game. The team has a portable trio with the team each year.
Freshmen at the University of Texas maintained such an interest in the stadium campaign under way that they were able to give them a part in the campaign.
The Daily Emerald, student newspaper of the University of Oregon, will publish a 16 page magazine each month.
Although the Jazz Hounds, pep organization of the University of Oklahoma, raised $500 at their benefit
The University of Oregon has achieved international recognition for its advertising courses. A complete description of the department and course offered is soon to be released the chamber of commerce of London, England.
Freshman women at the University of Miami, Oxford, Ohio, have cap-founded hones from the men in the
Pup Caps
You'll Like
$2.45
You would expect to pay much more than that for these finely tailored caps.
Drop in and we'll prove it.
You're bound to find the pattern you like in our varied assortment, too.
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It Costs No More to Have the Best Phone 182
recent freshmen intelligence tests conducted by the psychology department. The four best scores were made by women students; the highest score made being 284 out of a possible 326.
Apricot Lime
Freshmen at the University of Minnesota must wear green cap everywhere, "button" upon call, step off the sidewalk upon meeting an
Ione DeWatteville School of Dancing
Eventually—why not now?
Tango Fox-Trot Waltz
Insurance Bldg. - Phone 2762
The postoffice is opposite us
Watch our Scoreboard
Sample's Barber Shop
East Side
924½ Mass. St.
Ladies'—
Marcel—50e Bob Curl—25c
Phara—1756
Phone 1256
superclassman, roll their right trous — Washburn College of Topeska, is an orgs eight inches above their have a night school. The term all door steps from mom until 6 p.m., must be 18 weeks, with classes beginning at 9 a.m. during叫ing or walking. Washburn was held as a with a young lady evening of Oct. 8.
K K K
The Kansas University Fiery Cross Club extends a cordial invitation to all Klansmen who are students, faculty members or University employees to become affiliated with this club. Address communications to Box 7, Lawrence, Kan., or call at the Klan Headquarters downtown.
Make it an elective
8 Great Concerts
ONE A MONTH — THROUGH THE YEAR The World's Finest Musical Talent — Here at K. U.
UNIVERSITY CONCERT COURSE
but
Good seats still to be had
ORDER YOURS NOW — FINE ARTS OFFICE
$5.00 and $6.00
for the series
Sell 10 Seats — Earn a Ticket
Chicago Opera Company Trio Opens the Course Thursday Evening, October 16th
LOOK MEN Worth 75c Costs 50c
For the rest of this week we will press men's suits at the special price of 50 cents per suit.
The same careful workmanship will be given as usual—
the same brushing and the same "case-hardened" creases.
We will not tear down quality to meet a price; this is merely an experiment to find out whether a "sale" in the cleaning business will pay.
If this "sale" is a success, we may have another in the near future.
Phone us early; wear a well pressed suit when you go to "milk the cow."
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