PAGE TWO THE UNIVERSITY DAILY MANSAN K. B. Thai MONDAY, OCTOBER 13, 1924 UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN Official Resident Paper of the University of Michigan STAFF Edithson-LaCheir Editor/Career Editor Cameron Editor Gregory Editor Short Editor Pete Wortz Sunday Editor Douglas Dillwauk Pamela Tinker Phil Thale Monique Siles Lennie Carr-Sweet Almore Editor Almore Editor BOARD MEMEERS B. Whinger Crone Walter Graves Michael Green Griffin Young Grace Young Kenney Kopeckelbill Miriam Shawman John McKenna Business Manager Floyd McConnell Circulation Manager Jimmy Connolly THE UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN Lawrence, Kansas Address all communications to 1 Phone: K. 11, 25 and 60 MONDAY, OCTOBER 13, 1921 Many University students are not enough to vote in the national election this fall and many more will be eligible to vote within the next year or two. In spite of this fact, practically half of the students who voted in the Hill's election last Thursday didn't know how to vote. This seems like a strange statement to make about the Students of a univ. entity, but it is true. Technically, nearly half of the balloons that were eart cold have been thrown out. Many of the students voted with pea and ink and folded their balloons before the ink was dry. Others voted for two officers for the rime position. Others mutilated or marked their balloons so that they were beyond reading. One sophomore gel sign her name in the blank line in each section of the ballet. One junior writes in the name of a mum for Juniar Poon who had been abducted indigible and whose name may never mentioned after the first political ad of the enamour. One of the causes for the close count in the Junior Prom was the number of spalled ballots. These spalled ballots necessitated two recounts. These elections are supposed to train the students or to at least help them in politics but, if the city election officials had to count the ballots of all hill election, they might assume the students had never won a ballot before. If the most elephant, it would be a thing to have a convention and have some speakers explain to the students the method of voting. This could foolish but it would be one way of teaching future voters the correct way to cast their ballots. MORE MONEY University, women are continually be asked for money, and when they are not being asked for money, they are often idling it. When another plea comes long, they are inclined to say, "Just another place where my al- lowance will disappear." this week, the Y, W, C, A, 1) plays on a finance drive. Women of the U.N. rely will be asked to contribute. But unlike most drives, they will be contributing to themselves and to the womanhood of the world. They will be assisting to support a mission in the foreign field. They will be helping to maintain women leaders and advocates for the students of this country. They will be making it possible to carry on national and international Christian work. They will be maintaining Henley Helve for the women of this University to use as a plaice for social gatherings and committee meetings. They will be making it possible for women students of this University to have discussion groups, to have vendor services, to have parties, to take part in a great world fellowship movement. They will be spending money for definite returns in terms of lifeself. Both r place for an allowance to disappear? Yes, to disappear, 'but to appear again in human value', to make the world better and happier because it disappeared. EIGHTEEN YEAR'S FIGHTEEN YEAR'S EIGHTEEN YEARS Standing a little apart from the rest of the victorious Stimers is the Grand Old Man of baseball, Walter Johnson. For 18 years he fought gently for a chance to pitch in a world's series and then when the first chance came he bealed. The old "snooke ball" arm had lost its speed, and the spikes, and they related how the great pitcher was a hero even in death. It locked in thought Fate had elicited laughs the excuses had been made and the reasons for his failure endured. Then cause the famous tie in the eights and Fate beckoned for him to try once more in the final game. Surely the stout heart of the old veteran must have pounded as he took the box for the last time he could ever hope to pitch in a world's series. Here was his chance to deliver. And Johnson did deliver. He is an old man as baseball players go, but the face of that last name will live in the hearts of Washington fans when boys now in knee-pants relate the story to the grandson. KEEPING THE FAITH "What do you think about these fellows bet against their team?" one freshman was heard asking a fellow-weaver of the cap a few days ago. The other freshman did not know about it, but he was soon informed of all the dire details. The next night he went to a rally. He heard the very Jayhawks who were batting against their team cheer with loyal Kansas for that team. Evidently the batting was purely a business proposition and had nothing to do with loyalty, which plainly was but a matter of lung power. That night, one more freshman lost the true school spirit and degenerated into a noise-making spectator. given against the tame is bad enough in itself, but when it influences frishmen to give up loyalty to University of Kansas, it becomes a double alm. The morale of a school is often the salvation of a team. Battling against the team weakens the morale. Mental support is quite an important an vocal support. The keynote of loyalty is faith. Some students have broken their example. Others are following their example. What can we do that Kansas loyalty may live? We shall attack the faith. Poetry From the Campus PRAIRIE WIND The crush: how in a grand calefen. The wild flowers fall with their brows to the The dust drive; straight on field and road. When the wind sweeps over the prairie. The sturgeon, hap, and clapper, and fail, the wild flowers creech each other's arms. The short sounds 'cound like a deevish吵' Wind the wind whirls over the pryrie. But the stresses away like peaceful dances. The wild winds that their heads and mouths the dust he just will to hear his ears. When the wind trips over the pitrize. Maud Sophie A. B.'25 law steps the other day. Later she makes his upper-classman and asked with a worried look, "Did you hear about the accident? A whole crowd of men were in it and now they all have to use canes." Plain Tales From the Hill This one was heard between a Freeman and a Sophomore. The world's series today. Frishman—"Scribes! Why, wasn't the series played yesterday?" Soph.—"How are you betting on the World's Series today?" A long-suffering professor was trying to explain the law of gravitation to a freshman class the other day. In the game with Am a Saturday, the suits of the opposing team were somewhat similar to the Kansas freshman squad uniforms, so similar in fact, that a well-known senior girl grazed and marvelled when she saw the blue and white, claid Jayhawks sit in yellow swaters. One of the sweet young things put up her hand and inquired, "What kept people on the earth before the law of gravitation was passed?" "Gravitation is what keeps people on the earth," he said. Since the recent election, the Alson Tan Club is doing some heavy rushing. There are 19 new rushes on the Hill. According to the president, the material is unusually good this year, and decking will take place in a few days. "In all my football experience, I've never before seen en the two teams act so friendly on the side-lines." Howzix? The bill whistle blew. Two freshmen, who were sneezing, up the bill, began to run and reached the ten of the bill, breathless. "Why all the hurry?" asked friend unnerclassmen. Once again, the sympathetic nature of the fair ex comes forward. A most charming member of the capless part of the freshman class passed the "We are going to be hite to class, the whistle just blew," gasped the freshmen in chorus. Paid For—Oh! I just loved the osculating staircase! Bought and—What did you like best in Kansas City? "You won't be late this morning, that was the 8 o'clock whistle." (Overhead on a street car) She—"You don't know how to treat a girl." He—"Yes I do—I'm just broke." "I would call this, "Throwing Philosophy Out of School"," mussed the quiric book, as Prof. E. H. Hollands of the department of philosophy, Dr. Robert B. Sander, out of the window in giving the books back after an examination, A. K. U., eradicated had been in town over the week-end, visiting the one who was now carrying the clock. After the visitor had gone, the host was returning an alarm clock which had been borrowed. The visitor, wishing to make an early morning train, borrowed an alarm clock from his sweetsie. The alarm clock failed to blow. The inquirer saw a friend carrying an alarm clock in his ew ater pocket. Hove the enquiry. "Is your watch broken?" The place was the U. P. station ticket window. The time was 3:46 p.m. Seventeen law students in line with $1.43 in hand, impatiently waited. I snail whelche of the limited-waist heave, when suddenly the south dear button on his cap rushed a freshman, bearing a yellow button on his cap—dashed madly to the head of the line, deposited 17 cents on the counter and shouted boisterously to the ticket agent, "Give me a ticket?" The ticket agent said, where do you want it? $90. And all the students in unison took them to 20. JAYHAWKS FLOYN John W. Sheedan, A. B. '01, receibly the editor of the Paula "Western Spirit." Upon his graduation from the University, he went into business with his father the former editor of the "Western Spirit." Upon his graduation, His father's recent rejuven- ment resulted in his appointment as editor For Young Men There is nothing like a STETSON C. E. Johnson, A. B. 24, of Hartford, Kan., is visiting this week at the Delta Sigma Pi house. Miss Monty Harris, ex20, is attending Kansas State Teachers' College at Emporia this year. 4 OST young men today know the importance of looking fit. Good appearance counts much Edith Steinmer, M.A.J.24, an assistant instructor in the department of mathematics of the University for the past two years is teaching geometry in Clay Center high school, Clay Center, her home town where her father has been the music teacher for the past five years. in the game of life. The young man who dresses with taste has a decided advantage. But—it is surprising how little thought the average man gives to his hat. It is his crown, yet he seems to stop dressing at the neck. Be careful in your selection of your headwear. When you buy a hat, select a Stetson. Its style is right, its quality means long wear. "Indispensable" Remington Portable This is the verdict of countless students. And you will feel the same way, once you have enjoyed the *many* advantages of the Remington Portable Typewriter. It will save your time. It will make all writing tasks easier. It will help you to do better work, and that means better marks. It will give you a training that will be useful in all your after life. Buy a portable typewriter once, and be sure it's a Remington Portable—the students' favorite—the recognized leader in sales and popularity. Price, complete with case, $60. Easy payments, if desired. Call in and see the Remington Portable. 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