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THE UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN
FRIDAY, SEPTEMBER 26, 1922
UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN
Official Student Paper of the University of
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FRIDAY, SEPTEMBER 26, 1924
KOO KOO
The letter scheme of ku Kluu Klun is intriguing. Take for instance the imperial Kluu Klonovacation at Kansas City, where the Oklahoma Klimamen Klanan-Up Kommisete sent its protest against "Klangling." That Klonovaciation caused many a newspaper to order an extra kg or two of *Ki* in order to handle the improved spelling that seems to be in favor with the Imperial Wird and the rest of the k-, parder me boys.
The klan had don much toward improving the spelling of the King's Klienglish. It is a shame that there aren't a few more words that could—pardon me, could be made over into the jolly old klubby Klengish. A suggestion: There should be a text book with a snappy title something like this, "The A. B. K's For Fun Kliddier," or "The Kid's Book of Klun Kenedole." Then when one of the kids asked dad what the Kluo Klun meant he could start the kid's education right.
Special waiver should be granted by school-teachers to enthusiastic young klunmen who spell out, but Bottiggers should be quick to grasp klan trade by adopting a catch name "Klear Korn" might be good.
In ending, a little business advice could—bardon, again—could be given. Why, the future of the type manufacturing Business is great. Start a # "K" factory. And, oh yea, wont Mr. Remington put a few more K's on his machine?
"Open Season on Editors Made Lawful in Turkey."—Hendlin.
That's rather reversing things as that we feel like the Thanksgiving day bird.
ACTION WANTED
An announcement of the campus fall election of student officers appeared recently in the Kannan. How many of the University students who read the Kannan gave this short item more than the few seconds required for its reading? Very few it is certain, and for the others who did读 it, many probably have forgotten all about it by now.
But these same students who fail the armament so quickly are off to the very one who criticizes the manner in which students are elected to office on the Hill. We will not deny that campus politics are not pleasing to many of the University students, but this policy of *Lilies* fierce on the part of many of the students will not help to improve matters. If there are those among our student body who have ideas for improving the present condition, why don't they bring out their ideas and then see that something is done about them? A little more action would go a long way toward lifting the policies of the campus out of the mud, if any such condition does actually exist.
If more of our student body would take interest in this division of the activities of the Hill, our student government doubtlessly could be placed on a much higher level. If this thing that we name student government is to have any force, it must have the support of a great majority of the students. As it is now, too few people take enough interest in the matter to do more than vote, and before and after the time of polling completely ignore the subject.
The fall election will be held on November 9. Get your idea to circulate among the students, especially the new students on the bill who will cast their first vote in a K. U. election.
WHAT OF THE SOCIALIST?
The question that seems to be troubling Senator LaFollette more than any other is: what will the Socialists do in the caucasion election? The third party has no call to the extremists but they are counting rather strongly on the opportunist groups in the Socialist party to support them in their race against the older and more secure established parties.
Many members of the Socialist party, if leaders in the other groups can be believed, have already grown tired of the fight to put through a radical plan of government in the United States and are ready to accept any measure that will give them, to some extent the things they are advocating. That being the case, the Progressive party may well look forward to support from all of the radical groups. The American Federation of Labor has already endorsed the third party ticket and it is a known condition that much of the radical vote is recruited from the ranks of organized labor.
The extremists will hang on, there can be no doubt of that, and Mr Foster will poll his share of votes or election day. He may even poll more than the Socialist party has ever poll'd before although that is doubt extreme. Radicalism has no place in the United States as has beer steadily losing ground since the peak was attained shortly after the close if the World War.
The desirability of the more conservative radicals to the ranks of the third party will be hilled as a triumph by all three parties concerned but the real strength of the Socialist party will have to remain a matter of question until the election is over and the full strength of the extremists and stand-patters is seen in the number of voters cast.
Now along comes the pistolist who puts cut cigars and candy when his pin is returned.
ROBBERY DE LUXE
In some state robbery with a gun is punishable by death, in others it is punishable with a long sentence and loss of civil rights. The inference is that the gun is a deadly weapon and that person who uses a deadly weapon to commit robbery should be either put out of the way for ever or deprived of the opportunity to exercise the "God given right of the citizen to have and bear arms."
From Evanston, Ill., a suburb of Chicago, comes the news that a new "deadly weapon" has been called to the aid of handlers. An Evanton man struck by a speeding car when he attempted to cross a street, was picked up by the occupants, ostensibly to be hurried to a hospital. Spectator probably mentally congratulated d the injured man on being run into by such humane and thoughtful people, instead of the plain garden variety of rockless driver who leaves his victim sprenched, or scattered, on the pave mint.
The injured man himself possibly thought, if he was still able to think, that he was being treated very nicely at least the "automobiles" were being pelite about it. But instead of rushing him to the nearest hospital they drove him to a side street, searched him for vehicles, took his watch and money, and then, waving him a cheer adieu, threw him out of the car and drove off.
There is no doubt about it - it was all done in the nicest way possible. It much be much more pleasant to be run down by a high priced car, taken for a ride, and then robbed by two pelite young men, than stopped it room: shady spot, faced with a gaping "dix-gun", and tld to fork over. Yes, get more politic and more civilize every day.
No laurean do we feel the need of words,
We carry that which words cannot express.
Within our hearts, sweet as the songs of birds.
In our alpine lover happiness.
Ours is the phrase of allence, sure to know.
That lovely soft language of the spies;
Quirkly along the road of life we go—
THE SPEECH OF SILENCE
Voices our questions, voices our replies.
Charlene Lutz, LL.P24, is running for the office of county attorney on the Republican ticket in Wallace county. Orrville Sheffer, cx24, is running against him on the Democratic ticket.
Love finds its last expression in a dead.
And though the world may think us far
asnart
--long the return of her husband who is considered the most attractive sea captain in the American service. Ms. Wasserman will be a member of the Chi Gio-uccione board.
Allan Benty A., B, 72) who has been seriously ill at his home in Ewellworth, Kun, with pneumonia following an operation for appendicitis, is well on his way to recovery, and will soon return to coach at Bell's high school.
Mr. and Mrs. Donald P. Welty,
'620 of Bardville, Oklawah,
were entrusted recently to their home after
in extended visit with Mrs. Welty's
parents, Mr. and Mrs. John F. Stront,
910 Ohio street. Mr. Welty was a
prominent track man while at K. U.
and was a number of times in the
He is at present the Business
Manager of the Bardville Exum-
iner.
Jacqueline Gilmore, A.B., 212 left for New York city to study for her master's degree at Columbia University.
Elli Beamer, 137, left recently for Washington, D. C., to attend the George Washington Law School in that city.
JAYHAWKS FLOWN
Herbert Flint, "14, wrote an article on Halmankane-Jallus and his five-cousin brothers which was published in the most number of McClure's magazine.
David Alainworth, A. D., 21, is a consulting geologist in Wichita, having offices in the Fourth National Bank building.
Sam Almworth, R. S., '09, lt,
revent manager of the Bevier Sub
Co. at Lyons, Kansas.
William Ainsworth, A. R. 195, is a consulting geologist in Wichita. His address is 302 Fourth National Bank building.
Arms the silence we cry "God-spread!"
Still, as of old, we two are heart to heart.
Kielyssol Scalland in the New York Sun.
George Andrews, a former student,
s a geologist with the Standard Oil
Oil, of California, at Whittier, Calif.
John F. Kinkel, of the class of 23, a new employed geologist by the Petroleum Co., at Wakehurst.
Don Coleman, c'23, in redoerit
or the Indian Territory Illumina-
bil Co. of Bartlesville, Okea.
Chas. M. Coats, e13, is with the White Eagle Oil and Refining Co.
Wichita, Kansas.
Max Krugerer, who received his di-ree here last year in the insti-nent man for the Producer; and Beilers Corp. at Camp, Wye.
*Mrs. Gerard Torrell January, forcerly Marjorie Gaunt, A. B. "24," in listing in San Francisco while awake*
Ed Lunn, formerly, a student at Sir University, is at present acting as subnational gradeholder for the Atlantic Athletic Co. in Tulsa, Okla.
U. H. Hilford, B. S. T2, visited the campus yesterday. He has been working with the Pincie Pipe Company in Caney.
W. C. Krueger, class of 192, is a member of the firm Krueger, Graham, & Hawne, consulting geologists in New York City.
Revert Bradley, A, B, 224, is here
on business. Mr. Bradley is now a
consulting greater fit in Colorado
Springs.
Helen Holder, A. B. 24, is teaching history and Spanish in the Frankfort high school, Frankfort, Kinn.
Pearl O. Rolland, who received his B.A. here in SH., is now employed as a reedographer by the Boyd Oil Co. of Dallas, Texas.
Nate P. Icomberger, A. B. 20, is at present enamed in geology work at Maracanazo, Venezuela.
Wilford Day, A. B., 22 is a geocode in the Indian Territory with the Illumination Oil Company at Artesia, Oklaho.
Arthur Duston, A. B. '14, is a geologist in Oklahoe, Okla.
Irwind Flanders, B. S., 22 is with the White Eagle Oil and Refining Co., Federal Reserve Building, Kansas City, Missouri.
Bernard Matthews, A. B., 32, visited of the Alpha Oicthenon PH house, Saturday and Sunday. She was on tour after a three month' tour of Europe.
ON OTHER HILLS
All enrollment records at Denver University were broken this year with the total enrollment well over 1,000.
Palo has been recognized as a major sport at the Colorado Agriculture College this year.
Enrollment at Syracuse University recalled the 5,000 mark last week. Part of the increased enrollment this year was due to the new School of Citizenship which has been established.
Riley games similar to those started at K. U. three years ago will lay an important part in the ath-
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Fridays are being observed by University of California students as Song Day. The purpose of Song Day is to familiarize the students with the old
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You will feel at home, because the majority of its members are faculty members and students.
Services 8 and 11 n. m., 430 p. m.
Student Classes, 40 a. m.
Secretary, W. W. Davis,
Repor, Chaplain Edwards.
Warren J.
Dean L. E. Snyder
Paul D. E. H. Beilbands
President Miles Glees Club, Dr. M. R. Suller
Chair Director and Organizer, Miss Beilbands Prostestant
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