THURSDAY, MAY 29, 1924 THE UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN official student paper of the University of Edwards-Instructor Associate Editor Campus Editor Sport Editor Plain Tales Editor Plain Tales Editor Kitchener Exchange Kitchener Exchange Monroe Exchange First McCumb Walter Drawe Donald Mugginia Lloyd Lohrenstein Lloyd Lohrenstein Jacqueline Blue Malcolm Weitz Malcolm Weitz Paul Church Moor Chair Power Helen Seen Associate Editor Frances Eldin Wright Leila Pyle Gordon Knoxher Katherine Swanson Marvell Swanson Bryce Drummon Montana Drummon E.T. Otolson Gillert R. Smith Albert Wiley Lilian Brown Amanda O'Neill Jacqueline Blue Rory Grove Paul Church Phil Ackman Ralph Jenkins. Business Manager...John Montgomery, Jr Address all communications to THE UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN lawrence, Kansas Phone - K. U. 35 and 66 The Daily Kaman aims to picture the undergraduate life of a man rather than merely print the news by standing for the ideals of the college. For example, students are to be clean; to be cheerful; to be careful; to have more serious problems to worse habits; and to be students of the University. THURSDAY, MAY 29, 1924 English stage promoters must think that America has a shortage of good looking girls. They make their actresses give bond not to marry while acting in America. MEMORIAL DAY—AND MEMORIES Friday is a holiday—an extra day to cram for finals—a blessed briot in the travail of these last weeks of information-acquiring. But Friday is more than that, although few students pause to think of the real meaning of the holiday. It is Decoration day, set apart for solen tribute to the nation's soldier dead. Traditions change with passing, years, even as the poignancy of grief, fades, and the thoughts of the nation turn to present problems rather than past sorrows. Memorial day is a holiday now, devoted to baseball games, pliances, and, at the University, to hopeful efforts to accomplish a semester's work in two weeks. But shall we forget? Fall is Under Fire Again —headline. He will be lucky if he doesn't fall this time. TONGUES GOSSIP The Prince of Wales walked at the head of a procession with an Italian princess and sat with her at lunch. Now English tongues have it that a match will be brought about between the two. Inumerable times the princess name has been linked with a feminine one and gossipers have looked forward eagerly to a royal wedding. Inumerable times they have been disappointed for the British heir to the throne seems satisfied to remain unmarried The Italian maid, Princess Mafalila, smiled at the Britsiter at lunch. The prince smiled at her. They really seemed to enjoy their chat together. They are both young and consequently might have had a few interests in common. But the English subjects will not allow the chant and the stroll of the royal pair to have been only a passing incident. They long to have it furnish an intraumalliance through a wedding. They simply can't let the prince look pleased and comfortable when with a woman without parrying him to her on the shot. Yes, that gossiping English nobility reminds us of the neighborhood speculation over the back fence at home. The only difference is one goes on at the back fence and the other finds its way to the newspaper. Education gives a man a polish! Then education is nothing for now a gentleman of polish can be found in any shine parlor. And now comes the man who thinks a man is rich in proportion to the number of foulish things he can afford to leave alone. Girls have been placed at an information bureau at Kansas City to answer questions. Possibly will work all right if they give the people desiring information a chance to question them. Car Quota is Short—headline That is easily settled, have Ford ada a few extra workmen. While the University is erecting magnificent Administration buildings, beautiful libraries, and useful Unions she might pause a moment and look to the need for a new and adequate hospital to care for the increasing number of students who enroll in her balls. Dr. E. Smith, the University physician, said last week that a new hospital is needed. Anyone who has spent a few days there will admit the fact also. The hospital force does its utmost, under the circumstances, to care for the medical treatment of those desiring it. Almost nine thousand calls were mailed to the hospital this year. No other two-story house in Kansas has issued such an army, for a similar purpose. In addition many students have sought outside medical treatment, believing that they could not get the best satisfaction from the University hospital. It is unfair for them to pay the University fee of $6 and be forced to pay outside bills also. An institution that draws 5,000 of the so called "best" of Kansas should at least have a hospital equal to those of towns having 5,000 in population, and a force of physicians and nurses in equal proportion. Congress has overlooked a fruitful field for investigation—the matter of the Ivory Dome. Junior Klan Being Organized With Boys, as members—headline. Now even the baby will be missing sheets from the trundle bed. How to Reduce Your Tax—headline. If anyone can tell people how to do that he will soon be a millionaire Song of the cigarette bootlegger "The Camels are coming." On Other Hills In a four-day drive for the Stadium-Auditorium fund of the University of Minnesota, the freshmen of the university received a pledged total of $89.21. The school of mines received a banner of 100 per cent subscription and oversubscription of its quota. Work will soon be started on the largest office building in the world. It will cover an entire block, and be 75 stories high. It will have 1,500-square-feet of space. It will cost 18 million dollars when completed. When the Yale dramatic club presents the "Forge" at commencement this year, it will be the first time this Greek play has been staged anywhere since the time it was written 2,200 years ago. Texas State Agricultural College is invoking another beauty contest. It's the hee这 time the object of the contest is to find the most perfect feet in the college. Only male students are admitted. All considered are construction, adjustment, and delicacy. Flat feet are prohibited. The trustees of Columbia University have authorized an extensive building program, according to the annual report of President Nicholas Murray Butler last Saturday. This increased building has been ordered so that the present needs of the university can be met. The student forum of Ohio State advocates the entry of the United States into the League of Nations. A vote taken shows nine were in favor of American participation in the league while six were opposed. A vote on the World Court produced the same verdict as the League's perfect, still it is a step in the right direction, was some members of the forum opinion of the league. Inter-collegiate sports should be done away with was the conclusion reached at the recent National Athletic Conference held in Kapans City last week. It is thought that the pervasive mental strain of inter-collegiate tournaments is too much for women. Intercollegiate athletics was considered better to give training in sportmanship to as many women as possible in local territories. The student branch of the American Association of Engineers at the University of Illinois, has voted to surrender its charter after the faculty of the College of Engineering and the engineering council recommended that such action be taken. Inactivity and lack of interest were the reasons for No.189 Official Daily University Bulletin FINAL EXAMINATION FOR PH. D. DEGREE: The oral examination of Miss Cora M. Downs for the degree of Doctor of Philosophy will be hold in room 200 East Administration building at 3 p.m., Monday, June 2. This examination is open to members of the Graduate Faculty. Miss Downs' thesis is now on file in the Graduate Office. Copy received at the Chancellor's Office until 11:00 a.m. Vol. II, No. 11, May 24, 1924 Vol. III. MATROVIC ROAD wishing to arrange their major courses in English will find members of the committee on majors in room 201 Fraser hall at the following hours during examination week: Saturday morning, 10 to 12:30; Tuesday afternoon, 3 to 5:30; Thursday morning, 10 to 12:30. MAJORS IN ENGLISH: MARGARET LYNN, chairman, committee on majors. disbanding. The different departmental societies which have been organized are now carrying on the student activity exclusively sponsored by the one organization. The earthquake at Tokyo, Japan, last year has caused a marked drop in the temperature of the water in the Bay of Tokio, according to the observations of the Marine Products Institute. This is expected to cause damage to industries which require hours of standing in the water on the part of the worker. The University of North Carolina, believing that the life of that state offers as good opportunity for the original drama as anywhere else, has won nation-wide fame by its production of the North Carolina folk plays under the direction of Ferdinand Koeh. Thirteen students of the University of Pennsylvania are under arrest and twenty-five others are suffering from injuries received in a wild demonstration preceding the annual "punt" day. Fire-drill occurs at any time from 10:20 p. m. to 6:00 a.m. at the girls dormitory at Allegheny college, Meadville, Penn. Each girl must dress in three dresses and carry a ponet. Six minutes is the record time for leaving the hall. The stadium fever has spread to Japan. A stadium with a seating capacity of 50,000 may be enlarged to seat 80,000 will be built in that country this summer. It is to be located near the coast and will Josie De Long, c'24 has accepted a position in the high school at Cherokee, Kan., for next year. She will teach French and English. have a swimming pavilion, running track, facilities for field events and a baseball diamond. At the end of the past season, the varsity glee club of the University Orpheum Theatre Phone 520 Harry Carey in "Night Hawk" The Greatest of Western Stars Wednesday and Thursday Red Riding Hood Comedy 4 Shows Daily 10c & 30c Friday and Saturday "The Blizzard" The KNOX COMFIT The brim is soft where it touches your head of Michigan had completed its most successful year. The club traveled 2,819 miles and sang before a total of 27,140 listeners. A special weave of fine pliable straw inserted in the brim of this hat makes it soft where it touches your head. The KNOX Comfit $6 Other KNOX Hats $5 Houk-Green Clothing Co. Other Knox Hats are also here, of course. When It Is Time To Leave For Home AND YOU WILL YOUR WANT TO TAKEN THE TRUNK STATION Call Haley-Lantz Baggage Co. Student Solicitors for Jayhawker Trunks 1344 Teen 1344 Tenn. Phone 9 "GRADUATION GIFTS" — THAT LAST — JAYHAWK PIN or Charm GOLD $3.70 Filled $1.60 --- CLOSED TOMORROW Closed to honor the men whose sacrifices make possible our having a store to close. Alma Mater Record Take a "Crimson and Blue" record home with you. Every student who owns a phonograph should have this record in his collection. It will bring your University to your home, give the future students a bit of college life, and be a memento of your own life here. 8000 Alma Mater records were sold at Ohio State University 400 have been sold here Bell's Music Store In addition to GOLDEN STATE LIMITED Lv. Lawrence 4:06 P.M. Lv. Kansas City 5:45 P.M. Ar. Chicago 7:59 A.M. Information and Reservations J. H. ROBINSON, Agent Rock Island — Union Pacific Rys. Telephone 76 Lawrence, Kans.