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MONDAY, MAY 19, 1924
THE UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN
UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN
UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAS
Official student paper of the University of
Editor-In-Chief
American Edge Editor
Frances E. Wright Executive Director
News Editor
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Flord McCormick
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Debbie Dilhour Hugh C. Brown Liona Brown Lou Roehle Jasmin Joline Mannson Wyatt Hyphen Brown Coopers Mount Clair Spur Paul Alachon
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THE JAYHAWK FLIES HIGH
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Lawrence, Kansas
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The Daily Kanman aims to picture the undergraduate life of the University of Arizona, by bringing up the news by standing for the ideals and values of the university; to be clean; to be cheerful; to be kind; to have serious problems to solve; to have more serious problems to solve; to have abilities to solve the problems of the University.
THE U.S. NATIONAL FIELD HOCKEY
Friday and Saturday of last week
were red-letter days in the athletic
history of the University when the
baseball and track teams walked off
with three victories over Missouri
MONDAY, MAY 10, 1924
One freshman declares up and down that he saw Mine, Octave and Skeezi in the big grey car with the coat of area on the campus Saturday.
It was a clean sweep for Kansas Starting Friday's baseball game in last place in the Conference, the Jayhawkers out-fought the Tigers and emerged with a ten-inning victory, 5 to 4, forcing Missouri down into the cellar position. Then, by way of clenching the argument, Kansas came back Saturday and won again, 8 to 7. In the meantime, the track team was also covering itself with glory. Doped to lose by a wide margin, the Jayhawker runners毅然 faced the task before them—and the score was 70 to 61 for Kansas. The following day the golf team scored an easy victory, 16 to 6, making a total of four victories over the Missouri athletic teams in two days.
Add to these victories the clean sweep of the Jayhawk tennis team over the Tigers early in the season and it would seem that Kanasa has quite an edge over her ancient rival in the spring pastimes, be it on the diamond, cinders, court or pasture.
Indeed, the University of Kansas is proud of her athletes!
"NOW AT OUR HOUSE"
There is an urgent demand in New York for college trained women to act as police women instructors. All have ousted men from the W. A. circus are requested to apply.
We dislike persons who are always saying after we have made our best efforts to please them, "Now at our house we always serve our coffee this way" or "I have four-sixteen." $M_j$ watch always keeps perfect time.
Similarly we are irritated when we hold up our Alma Mater for the admiration of a visiting student or worse still, a student who has transferred here from another college and hear him say, "Now at Columbia (or Northwestern or Oregon or a thousand other colleges in the United States)..."
We may not have been polite enough to listen to the rest of the exhortation, hence find ourselves unable to finish the above sentence.
But personal irritation is only one side of the question. Do we, as loyal Kansans, refuse to see and admit the grandeur and supremacy of other places when their trusted citizens attempt to point out their virtues to our credulous visiting eyes?
We smile at their efforts to impress us. Of course, we have to be polite and remark casually that it is all very pretty. But back in the rear part of our heads there is the unalterably truthful bit of knowledge that these people are wasting their breath because we already know and have for years that K. U. is the best school in the state and Kansas the best state in the Union and the Union the best country in all the world and on all the planets and everything. We are especially positive of the latter because we are certain that no one can disprove our statement.
How then, can anyone say, no matter where he lives, that there is any place, any school, superior to K. U.?
Since K. U, is the best school in the state, and Kanaus the best—but we've been over all that before. If we know it, it's true—and that's sufficient. And we can't hope to convince anyone that it is true because we would first have to convince them that the same thing isn't about their own school and that's impossible.
An infant was used as a decoy in a Kansas City hotel last week. We have always heard of the "habe in arms" but we didn't know before that the arms contained gunpowder.
DRY AS MAIN STREET
The Great White Way is to be a dry way, by the time the national convention is held in New York next month, according to the prediction of the prohibition agent in that city, who have in the last week closed ten the city's best known cabards, and made other owners of fashionable road houses and clubs quake as they heard of the campaign to make New York "Dry as Main Street."
Who says that prohibition cannot be enforced? At least in New York it looks as though it will probably succeed if the delegates to this national convention will only co-operate with some extent with the prohibition authorities and then start to pack their grips to catch the train to New York, just forget, for once, to put in their handy flask.
Down in Australia a man counted 20,000 sheep in an hour and a half without making a mistake. It certainly takes some people a long time to get to sleep.
CALL OF A CAUSE
The Methodist Episcopal church is in conference at Springfield, Mass. its members are trying to decide today "whether or not they will put the church on record as refusing to take part in any war or as exempting from the refusal wars waged in defense if the country or of humanity."
The churches from over the entire country are submitting their stand on the question. Some endorse the fight against wars; others denounce the pacifist stand and argue that such a stand would be the first step toward churching the country.
Let the church make its resolutions.
Then let the United States be plunged into war. No resolution will keep any able boded man from joining the fighting ranks. There is nothing—church, creep or anything else which is able to make a man out of the army at such a time unless he is a coward. The churches, to be sure, do not want war. No one does. And the United States will never take a part in one unless there is a justifiable reason, a humanitarian cause.
Let the churches regulate. But don't grow gray hairs with worry if they say they will not support a war. The call of a cause will bring them to
A Russian committee to commemorate the memory of Lenine has forbidden the use of his portrait on candy boxes. All one can reply is, let the saints be praised!
A "Council of Letters" is being formed in France. At first glance one might think that its members were victims of breach of promise suits.
“新 Beverage Discovered for Marathon Dancers”—Kansas headline. Now, what good does that do? Marathon dances and beverages are both passe.
FOUND IN A BOOK
Harry Joffries of Northwestern High School, Detroit, established a new world's interscholastic record for the 40 yard back stroke in a dual met with Wookward Technical High School, in the Y. M. C. A. tank at North Carolina, who jersey swam that distance in twenty-three and two-fifths seconds.
On Other Hills
The fifteenth annual journalism week of the school of journalism at the University of Missouri opened Tuesday, May 13. The program consisted of technical "shop talks" by successful writers and authors.
Four hundred mothers were campus guests Saturday and Sunday at the University of Illinois. An "Old fashioned" girl named Emily arrives in the May fete which was given Saturday afternoon to entertain the mothers.
The cornerstone of the new $250,000 McKinley memorial hospital at the University of Illinois was laid Saturday, May 10. The hospital, which is the only one of its kind in the United States except the one at Harvard, is the gift of Senator Wilbur Schoebinger and his convenience for 60 patients will be included in the building. It is expected to be finished by next July.
"The longer I live," said Farwell Burton, whose name is connected in philanthropy with that of Wilbur-force, "the more certain I am that the great difference between men, between the feeble and the powerful, the great and the insignificant, is energy — invincible determination—a purpose once fixed and then death or victory. That quality will do anything that can be done in the world; and no talents, no circumstances, no opportunities will make a two-legged creature a man without it."
A model of a miniature farm show the effects of soil erosion and its prevention has been prepared by the department of farm mechanics of the university of Illinois for exhibition purposes throughout the state.
The model is approximately 36 by 72 inches and represents two fields of equal area. On one field, soil erosion is controlled by a series of manganese oxides. In another way, such a way that water moves off slowly in a wide and shallow stream.
Frank Channing Haddock
Automobile accidents last year cost the country $1,113,750,000. Adding the cost of delay occasioned by the accidents, the total loss is estimated at $2,913,700,000. These figures are higher for accidents in recent years there were 2,700 deaths, 675,000 injuries, and $8,022,000 accidents resulting in property damage.
On the other field there has been no effort to control erosion and a number of tiny ditches represent the gulf front where neglected or worn out farm lands.
In a ride match fired between the women's team, and a squad representing Company A of the R. O. T. C, of Coe College, Iowa, the women's team scored 3060 points to 2120 for the men's squad.
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Walking is to be added to the list of sports at the University of Wisconis. If it proves successful this spring it is predicated that it will be continued throughout the year and will also be offered with other schools and the event paired on the same basis as other minor sports if it proves popular. Wis
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