21. S H Y X Y X Y X X Y X Y X X X X X B 115 a THURSDAY, MAY 8.1924. THE UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN UNIVERSITY DAH V KANSAN STAFF Official student paper of the University of Kansas Associate Editor Arbh O'Brien Cameron Editor Frances Wright Cameroon Editor Frances Wright Sport Editor Goranish Abbas Alumni Editor Floyd McComiskey Alumni Edit Floridian McComiskey Florid McComb Walker Graves Lake Piha Kelly Rogers B. Pigona E. Ted Owen Riffman R. Smith Lois A. Robbette Harry Morey Harry Mowry Curtis Strong Business Manager...John Montgomery, Jr. Address all communications to THE UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN awrence, Kansas Phone--K. U. 25 and 66 THURSDAY, MAY 8, 1924. The Daily Kanman arena is picture the undergraduate life of at the University of Chicago, where she inspires the novae by standing for the ideals of compassion, to be clean; to be cheerful, to be careful; to more serious problems to wise heads; to know how to be able to handle the students of the University. The Congressional Record must have a hard time getting enough news to go to press these days. THE CONNECTING LINK We read in the Scriptures of a tower that a heathen race built toward the supposed temple of their God. The structure rose into the heavens above an Anistic plain, and the clamor of cymbals vied with the blare of brazen trumpets to announce the joys of those people as they crested a supposed route to their final goal. This goal was eternal joy and happiness in the presence of the mighty ruler of their parched deserts, glittering cities, and expansive seas. But as their tower reared itself into the sky they felt the need of communication with the power that made it possible, so the priests gathered in front of the masonry to convey their wishes above. The red but arms of a brazen idol received the babies tossed into the glowing hands, and the shining knife was plunged into the breast of many youths that their hearts might be wrenched forth as an offering to the powerful God. The base of the shaft became stained with crimson, and the worshipers called to the unknown within the sight of this grusome emblam. It was the communicating medium into another world. The tower of Babel fell with confusion and pain for the heathen. The outer world lies before the modern student as the heaven of old did before the Hebrews. We construct a tower of Babel out of custom and tradition as a means of egress to the unknown future. We prostrate ourselves before the burning arms of our daily routine and gaze at life through a haze of books and lectures. The teachings and lessons of our supervisors become towers of confusion, which we accept as necessary obstacles to future happiness. The four years spent in college are mechanical and meaningless, and but a pathway. As stone blocks went into the ancient tower, so do hours of credit go into our ladder to the goal ahead. The knowledge is sacrificed for the game of getting a degree. Confusion results and the tower will at last be shaken to the ground. Will we salvage enough fragments to go on, or is it as meaningless in the end as was Babel? --of 92.41. Second on the list is Theta Phi, professional frutti royalty for women in journalism, with an average of 91.08. The Quill Club comes third with an average of 89.18. Congress will do something yet. It will listen to the marine band on the night it closes the session. Tomorrow afternoon the University of Kansas - baseball team will open the 1924 Valley season on Stadium field with Iowa State as opponents. The Kansas team has won two, lost three, and tied one game thus far this season. For the past three years, successfully, the Crimson and Blue athletes have won the valley flag. This year the Kansas men are working under a great handicap and have a great obstacle to overcome if they finish first, but the students should be down in the stands tomorrow row backing the nine to the limit whether she wins the championship or loses all the games played. The first robin slipped in rather quickly this spring. There was scarcely a word said about him in the papers. But then we did not read much while we were home on the Christmas vacation. A SINNER CONFESSES We are compelled to admit that the editorial last night dubbed "The Fence Busters" did not get over as big as it might. Such cruel epitaphs as political bunk and political pap and 'gosh derm' in the campus opinion column tassed at the editorial which was our idea of irony, aarsam, wit and the last word in getting up and giving the ranz. Up to but stepped the loyal defenders of the Progressive party with a gleam in the eye and a war club in the fatt to saitup the astounding, stipendous, superimposing piece of political propaganda that crept by the censors of the Kansan. This all goes to show that a cruel world holds no respect for anybody that attempts to get smart, cuts, funny, or other things too numerous to mention. When we beefle **offers** to say something only bring on us the wrath of the high thinkers. The "Fence Buffers" did not intend to walk on the cast tails of the Progressive party. There was no idea of putting the 'stand tails' upon the bainy clouds of political uplift. And would you believe it? The Kansan does not believe that the Democrats will win the next election on what was said in last night's effort. So produce a handkerchief and weep a few saisy tears with us that our efforts to say something failed. The Kansan is guilty of falling fat and acknowledges defeat. Never does it try to get smart again. "There is no school like the old school," said the rooter as he arose for another yell. Evidently some of the women on the hill think that the date rule was the work of a bunch of prunes. Maybe they are reserving their noise for the home town people. We will stand for almost anything if nothing is said to raise our ice. Dogs' tails are like New York society. They follow the hounds. You used to get a schooner full of beer for a niclek. Now you go on the Atlantic coast and get one for a million plums. 1 LaFollette ought to start another filibuster. The nation could not tell any difference between it and an ordinary session. Campus Opinion The editorial appearing in your columns last night on "Fence Busters" is an astounding piece of political bunk. The writer seems to think that the insurgents in Congress are doing as they are just for the sake of it, because the conservative or standpatter member of the Republican party. Perhaps it is so, and perhaps not. But the fact that the insurgents voted for lower rates on the people in the income tax discussion is only one of many things which appear otherwise. One who rejects the sort of political pap that is being put out by the mainstream merely "naughty" but is rather preventive Congress from playing hooky. The students of the home economics department of the University will have charge of the meeting of the Home Economics Association of Lawrence, Thursday evening at 7:30 in Room 421 of the Museum Building. The subject of the meeting is the "Relation of Nutrition to the Child." On Other Hills W. G. G. A collection of insects purchased in Ceylon, India, and containing four or five hundred specimens, was presented to the zoology department of Bengal University recently. Among the collection is a milipede six inches long. A rally to celebrate the forty-third anniversary of the founding of Drake University was broadcast over radio Tuesday evening. One of its participants, the program was a talk by Bill Bootler, quarterback and all round athlete. Phi Alpha Mu, honorary general science fraternity for women, heads the list of 60 organizations at the university. Phi Delta Pi also this semester with a grade average Official Daily University Bulletin PEN AND SCROLL Thursday, May 8, 1924 Election of officers for next year for Pen and Scroll will be held at 7:30 tonight, in the women's rest room in central Administration building. Copy received at the Chancellor's Office until 11:00 a. m. No.171. Alpha Xi Delta loads among the soveriors with an average of 86.31 and Ph Kappa Theta is first among the prefectures with an average of 80.65. Work will start soon on a new system of fire hydrants at the University of Oregon. An eight inch pump and a four foot wetting tank in the woman's building will be tapped and a six inch main will lead from it to a hydrant west of the building. The 100,000 cubic feet of the tank may be used in case of fire. Four original architectural studies have been presented by Bernard Maylee, designer of the palace of fine arts at the Panama-Pacific Expo 80, in the school of architecture and allied arts at the University of Oregon. We are now adding college students to our force for the summer months. We offer a variety of international lines. Students employed by our financial services firm, our financing firms for the next college year, and our financial services team, cost $200,000 with opportunity of warning several times this amount. We will offer over $1000 last summer. No capital increase for full participation and organization Pi Lambda Piedgese Thirteen Pi Lambda Theta, honorary educational fraternity, announces the Wake Forest gr. Jr. Nathane Catherine Hoew, c243 Universal Book & Bible House College Department 1010. Arb St. Philadelphia SUMMER POSITIONS 1010 Arch St. Philadelphia FLOYD SIMONTON, President. Stanford University California Courses in the regular academic and scientific branches, and in law. —thinks he —can't miss by —taking Min —to the Summer Quarter, 1922 Tuesday, 24 June to Saturday 30 August. Second half begins 28 July. Opportunities to do work for the A. B. and for higher degrees, or to do special work in the oceanic climate of the San Francisco Bay. Information from Office @ Stanford University California Andy CAKE WALK All for $1.50 —crowded —because it's -Brick —not to be —together with —and with —doing his and Miss Helen Walker, gr. Initiation will be held for these women May 15. Veva Tipton, *c*25; Jeannete Strickler, Vera 25; Gladys Snyder, *c*24; Violet Sheermack, *c*25; Rhea Ensig, *c*25; Jil Pierce, *c*26; Berry Christian, *c*25; Florence Lemon, *c*25; Helen Bryan, *c*25; Leona Jackman, *c*25; -stuff —decorations and crowded —refreshments. Friday & Saturday Saturday at F. A. U. Announcement of the marriage of Miss Catherine Stubbs, a B. '23, to J. T. Mickle of Fort Worth, Texas, was received recently, Miss Stubbs is a member of Alpha Chi Omega, Theta Sigma Phi, and was also a member of the Kannan board when she was in school. Mr. and Mrs. Stubbs were treated through the south, then will make their home in Fort Worth, where Mr. Mickle is the managing editor of the Searchlight. SUIT CLEARANCE Now is your chance to buy values to $50 for Former Student Marries $23.50 Thirty suits fashioned by the best manufacturers, hand tailored, exclusive imported cloths. Your wardrobe is not complete without one. Spring is the time to buy your suit. $23.50 WEAVER'S There were 195,708 pounds of reindeer meat shipped from Nome, Alaska, to the United States last year. Wider use in Japan of labor-saving devices, such as steam shovels, auto trucks, and other mechanical appliances, is reported to be one of the result of the recent earthquake there. IF YOU have to run everytime you see a storm cloud coming? 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