MONDAY, APRIL 14. 1924
THE UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN
UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN
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The Daily Kisman arena to picture the undergraduate life of the University of Chicago, which is to be guided by news from standing for the ideal sites; to be silent; to be cheerful; to be quiet; to be patient; to be more serious problems to winer heads; to all to answer to the look of its ability to deliver.
MONDAY, APRIL 14, 1924
NO TRESPASSING!
Congress has locked our national door. They left the kiy under the door-mat for 161,000 immigrants, but the passing of the Johnson bill by nearly a five to one majority well reflects our nation-wide sentiment against admitting foreigners to the land of the fee and the home of the slave.
Ten years ago, a million and a quarter workers were allowed to enter our country, but the passage of the drastic Johnson bill has cut that number to less than two-hundred thousand. So today, the alien organizations are damming Mr. Johnson in seventen different languages, labor importers are wondering where their next meal is coming from, kind-hearted, hospitable folks who don't know much about the situation are saying that "it's a shame to treat company like that," and cheap manufacturers are becoming aware of the bitter truth that they will now have to hire American workers and pay them American wages.
But 161,000 are coming. Many of them, far too many, are ignorant and unskilled, covetous and greedy; coming to this country not with political liberty and religious freedom as their goal, but with the one sole and ultimate end in view of acquiring the almighty American simoleon. Then they may return to their homelands, fattened at the expense of the nation which sheltered them.
What would have been the greatest
influx in the history of our country
has been prevented by our government.
Three million people were waiting
in Europe for a chance to
emigrate, but now practically all of
them must turn back, read just them
selfs and go on living as they were
America's interests are to Americans, a predominant importance to Americans. It is right that we close our doors to those whom we consider undesirable. But in so doing, we, as world citizens, must realize our duty abroad. Foreign peoples and nations demand our kindly, timely, tactful aid in the name of humanity—and in the name of common cents, for our purse strings are inseparably entangled with those of other countries.
Styles in dress, architecture, and everything, will tend toward the Honduran because of the recent discovery of a three thousand-year-old city of the first Mayan Empire in Honduras.
--represent the best in the women's business world today. They have improved the theory that women are unafraid for business and have proven their ability. The women of the University owe it to themselves to take advantage of this opportunity.
Where in the world does the "bob-ed-haired bandit" get any claim for distinction? We can point out fifty and never go off the campus to do it.
RUSINESS WOMEN
For three days this week, women who have succeeded in vocations will be on the campus to confer with those women students who intend to use their college education for something besides a preliminary to a social career.
For those women who have decided upon their future occupations, this is an opportunity to become better informed on what subjects will be most helpful to them in their particular lines. For those who are in doubt as to what they intend to do, it is an opportunity to learn more of vocations which they think would interest them.
And to all women it is an opportunity to meet and hear women who
Many a man that never got to first unase has knocked the fly that won the game. In other words if some of us were not dumb there wouldn't be any Phi Beta Kappas.
Judging by the number of couples down in the stadium every night, K. U. students must want to try out their seats for the RELays before they buy them. Then again they may want to look at the moon.
A NEW REPUBLIC SPASM
Mr. Villard's New Republic says what it pleases. That is all right, but it should have something to say.
The pacifists of Northwestern fame found an ardent supporter in the New Republic. The slacker is excused in a sly manner and the conscientious objector is played up as a murray; Of course this is alsoisy dally. How do these lily-fingered, cowardly hypocrites insist on hurting abuse at a nation that just finished a righteous war? Who ever heard of ending trouble by casting hate and slurs at the perpetrators.
Sometimes it makes decent citizens of the United States want to wish that the war had lasted long enough for the Germans to have thrown a few shells in one of our crowded cities. Then these self-sanitified imitators of the Nazarine, these food parasites of a decent land would have displayed their 'high moral courage' by crowding the women and children out of the hazes of safety. High moral courage! Then what, pray tell, is the word for the thousands who fell in the last conflict? Maybe the New Republic knows.
What American does not long for peace? Who is not willing to give the youth movement a fair chance? Not a single one. The yellow cur of slacker fame is not a hero in the American eye in spite of the New Republic and all of the safety seekers in the nation. The plan of eternal peace will never arrive as long as animal instincts remain in the human mind. Wars will be reduced to a minimum, but it will be real men that accomplish this end and not a bunch of mollycoddles. Look over the ranks of those forming such groups as the Evanson crowd. Count the number of patriots in the assembly, then count number of shackers and war dolgers. The patriots and shackers in America crosses.
No, Sodaphene, a water moccasin is no more a gum boot than a goulash is a new brand of spaghetti.
Just as everybody tip-toot out of the room and left the Senate quietly at ease, along came Mollon and Coodge to wake it up again.
There is no lack of humor in a world full of young shields wearing No. 13 collars and sixteen-hair mustaches.
An Egyptian boy might have discovered King Tut's tomb, but Carter will get the Chaucaqu concessions.
Congress has proved that it is almost impossible to keep her nose on the grindstone while keeping the ear on the ground.
"Off for the races," shouted the Senate as it approached the immigration bill.
Oh spring is here tra la, tra in
Let's prince across the lee
And throw ourselves hilariously
Till we rip the B. V. D.
Fraternity men at the University of Illinois are planning an inter-fraternity sing, to be held the night of the festival. Members urged to enter the competition.
--on the computer. I
skipped over to class
this course without
my Daisy Elkham!
On Other Hills
— Anon
Extensive plans are being made at dcPherson College for May day. The estivities are to begin at 9 o'clock nd will continue throughout the day,
Official Daily University Bulletin
The regular payroll will be open for signature until April 18, and the irregular payroll until April 16.
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Vol. III. Monday, April 14, 1924 NO. 153
An all-school picnic dinner is being planned. Other features of the program are drills, winding of the Maypole, and folk-games. One of the most interesting activities will be a hobby horse race. Five of the "M" Club Derby Five.
WANTED-Rooms for athletes to Kansas Belays for Friday night, April 18, Call K, U, 82. A10
Attend the Kansas Relays April 19 Got your Relay ticket?
LOST—Phi Kappa pin. Finder please call 2165. Reward. tf
WANT ADS
KARL KLOOZ. Chief Clerk.
FOR RENT—Furnished house, to adults, June to September.
Phone 1484 Req. for appointment.
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LOST—Pad of Watkins checks in leather folder. Stubs wanted for record. Please call 1222 or 2333, D. M. Whitside. tf
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Mr. and Mrs. H. L. Butler Joint Recital
Plymouth Congregational Church
Monday, April 14th, 8:30 O'clock
Admission: $1.00 - 75c
Tickets on sale at Bell's Music Store and School of Fine Arts
PRIDE IN APPEARANCE
You have made our "Pride in Appearance" event one long to be remembered
You met us more than half way!
The men of this city have certainly responded to our "Pride in Appearance Event—they met us more than half way—but they haven't cleaned us out by any means!
Long ago we determined that if we were going to do this thing at all we would do it in a big way. We went the limit to get an assortment of men's wear that would really meet the utmost demands of the men of this city. Today those assortments are still immense—an endless variety of smart hats, colorful neckwear, distinguished shirts, fine footwear. Remarkable values, too—leading manufacturers have co-operated to make this event the success it is.
Our selection of Society Brand Clothes is a story all by itself; a wonderful array of new easy fitting models in the smart fabrics of the season, powder blues, grays, plain shades, stripes and checks. You must see them.
The New Spring Styles
$ 45 $ 55
HATS
SHIRTS
A new Dobbs hat with
a straight brim in two
colors of green and Pearl Grey—just
arrived, it's a beauty!
NECKWEAR
SHIRTS
I fine new blue shirt,
iar attached, has just
been received from
Bambasador. It's distin-
tive and smart.
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$7
Foulards, foreign silks,
four-in-hands and bows
—colorful and conser-
tive—a wonderful
selection.
SHOES
$1
An unusual display of smart lattes for Easter wear—black, tan and brown.
$10