THURSDAY, APRIL 10, 1924 A. 远离毒品 B. 远离不良嗜好 C. 避免饮酒 D. 保持良好的生活习惯 E. 参加体育活动 F. 遵守社会规则 G. 学习科学知识 H. 锻炼身体 THE UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN Official student paper of the University of STAFF InDesign Editor Associate Editor News Editor Newspaper Editor Report Editor Correspondence Ashler Sunday Editor Alumni Editor Letters Editor Lee Pyi Mary Wright Abner Scott Heaven Smith Gilbert R. Smith Cornelius Ashler Hugh C. Irawa Ruth C. Irawa Albert Pysh Business Manager...John Montgomery, Donald A. Higgins Katherine Stall Ford McCann Lia A. Roberts A. M. O'Malley Bob E. Roe John T. Reese Harry Murrow Lily Brown Virginia Dune Frances E. Wright John W. White nurses all communications to THE UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN Lawrence, Kansas. Phone--K, U 25 and 66 The Daily Kavanagh aims to picture the undergraduate life of the University at Dublin by providing the news by standing for the ideal use of media, by being clear to be visible; to be clear; to be cheerful; to be helpful; to be more serious in our approach; to be all to move to the best of the ability. THURSDAY, APRIL 10, 1924 In the spring a young man's fanc shirts and neckties first appear. INVESTIGATORS INVESTI GATED The American public pets tired of almost anything after a couple of months—popular songs, head bands, and oil investigations. The Trap Door Dome affair was becoming really quite nausea, in popular spinning, until a new actor was unentended thrust into the limelight with an interesting part to play. Senator Wheeler, one of the leaders in the Senate investigation, has been indicted by a federal grand jury. It's an old device in drama—this pushing the villain into the pit hanger for somebody else, or, from another viewpoint, this wide frame against the innocent hero. But it's a device that's just as good in around interest in oil investigations as in drama. And fate or justice or his cronicle, or whoever is responsible for easting Senator Wheeler in this part, choose a good man for the place. Donator Wheeler denies the changes. He denies them calmly and boldly, going on about his business. When interrogated he doesn't reply that it's a nice day, as Secretary Fall did, or refer to his recent travels, as was the custom of Mr. Sinchair. He simply replies, quietly and without elaboration or evasion, that the whole affair is a conspiracy and the truth will be revealed. Senator Wheeler is either an innocent man or a mighty good actor. --he is considered a figure-head—no-thing more. "Pepper Sponsors Peace Conference," according to the Christian Science Monitor. We'll wager it will be a hot one. INERTIA "And Coolidge Sweeps On," says a Kansas City Star headline. Just like the Lady Clara Vere de Vere. Roving bands of deserters from the Boshlevist army kill eight hundred women and children—and Russia scientists are occupied with plants to place the red flag on the North pole before September. The Labor government is facing situations unprecedented in British history—and the papers print stories about the Prince of Wales and his horse. Revolutions of appalling corruption in the high places of government are made to the American public and they talk about the latest film. Speakers present vital topics of current interest to University students—and they wonder when the whistle will blow. The complexities of modern life—economic, social, and political, present problems which demand not only the utmost efforts of the keenest minds, but also the intelligent cooperation of the masses of the people. What are they going to do about it? "There is a time for everything," says the platitudist. Now is the time to begin inquiring who borrowed your tennis raquet last fall. A correspondence course student took two years to complete a five hour course. And it wasn't chem either. "Light Bodies Meet Today"—head line. Wrong again. It not a prize fight but a public utilities conference Four years ago hundreds of thousands of people stood ready to applaud the utterances of Hiram Johnson. HIRAM JOHNSON Yesterday five senators lingered to hear his first big speech on the immigration bill. During the past decade he has been one of the leading figures in national politics. He has been a favorite son, strongly supported for the presidency. He has stirred huge audiences by his eloquence. Until very recently he has been considered a prominent candidate for the Republican nomination. But the death knell has sounded for Hiram Johnson, the politician. Today he is just Hiram Johnson mentor from California. The caste struggle continues in India. If it continues increasing in intensity it may outdo our Hill political campaigns. BASED ON MERIT The announcement of the Owls, honorary junior class society, that its membership hereafter will be based on merit and ability along various lines should be of interest to more than the comparatively small number who will try out for the organization. At present, membership in the Owls, as well as numerous other ocular honorary organizations on the hill, has included on representative from each fraternity. Many times the representatives chosen were actual student leaders, worthy of the honor received, but often they were men or women who had not especially distinguished themselves in any activity. Honorary organization are a good thing only in so far as they are really honorary—only when their membership is a reward for merit. If the Owls actually carry out their proposed reorganization, they will be setting an example which other societies would do well to emulate. Edison's contributions may have been worth fifteen billion dollars, but that's nothing, according to Aristides Jones, to what he's cost us for phonor-chn records. The coach says the tennis team has made some wonderful strides this year. Clarice says she's often seen them doing it. THE VICE-PRESIDENCY With returns from the presidential primaries almost complete, eliminating several supposedly potential candidates, the adherents of each political party are beginning to compare thoughtfully the comparative merits of the men who aspire to lead the affairs of the nation through the next four years. But there is something else that they should consider with equal seriousness, and that is the vice-presidency. The vice-presidency is a man's job and should be considered as such. In former elections it has been the policy to give the office to some disgruntled candidate for the presidency or to some man whose nomination on the same ticket will secure the support of his home state. After his election, Furthermore, the vice-president is supposed to be familiar with all that transpire in the Cabinet meetings and is responsible almost as much as the president. If Coolidge had been conscious of a greater responsibility during the first part of the Harding administration, perhaps much of the Teapot Dome investigation would have been unnecessary. It has become increasingly evident, however, that the vice-president must be considered in the same light as he as president, as far as qualifications are concerned. In the first place,ate sometimes brings about the necessity of the vice-president's rise to the presidency, as in the case of Calin Coolidge. When such an accident occurs at a critical time, the man who is called upon to take the helm must be thoroughly reliable. If we are to have such an office as a vice-president, he must be considered as a potential president, ready to step into the presidency at any moment and acquit himself creditably. ORLAND, PA. On the day of Quilt Club, Pen and Scroll, and Rhodamanti, who are selling Orad Magazines, should report to Fraser check stand during the hours of 8:30 to 9:30 or 1:30 to 2:30 Friday. If no report is made, the checks will be cashed. Official Daily University Bulletin SREAD MAGAZINE Copy received at the Chancellor's office until 11:00 a.m. Vol. III. Thursday, April 10, 1924 No. 150 Students at K. S. A. C. are to have Campus Day soon.The exact date DEVILAD DAVROLL K. I. S. The regular payroll will be open for signature until noon of April 18. KAPL, KLOOS, Chief Clerk. Campus Opinion Such a system would make students responsible for bringing books back in time, and make it possible for them to check out books when necessary. Liturary for other books, some *tire not* see, but still *huge enough to attract attention*, could be used. If the tree were not paid as the rent, it would be *frowned* if time privileges could be given from the student. The right before a quiz. One book for the whole class. Students who are already overwhelmed with work spend a whole evening trying to remember all of the questions. You can come, many have not yet seen it. Permission to take it out over night is refused because books on time. Please download books on time on the next day. If the library were to raise its fees for keeping books out overtime to a sum that students noticed, it could give out books with a greater cause of security. If a reserved book were not returned by 9:30, say, be morning after being checked out, and be as productive as possible, excessive, when we consider that nochups a whole class is waiting for the book. MARIAN ROSS, Editor. With other books, if they do not some back when the time if up, no otherthing is said for several weeks. Then the student receives a notice of dismissal. Then, or some such sum, is being charged, but it is never collected. It is the library's own fault that this condition exists. When students do not return reserve books on time, nothing happens. TAILORING THAT MAKES LIFE-LONG FRIENDS S. G. Clarke gives you more than you put into it, in long, satisfactory wear. If you don't get back in clothes-value more than you paid in dollars, you've paid too much for your clothes. has not yet been decided upon. The day will be spent in digging dandi- dions and picking up papers on the campus. The students of the depar- tment of home economics intend to feed the workers at lunch time. 1033 Mass. St. Our new Spring woolens, styles and prices will prove an "eye-opener." The University of California holds an axe rye every spring. At this time the most valuable baseball player is presented with an axe. As a memoir, this man is permitted to keep the handle of the axe. Fine Custom Tailoring Freshmen in Columbia University recently were publicly tested on their knowledge of school songs. The sophomores were the judges. The freshmen who knew their songs received a reward of $10,000. The seniors then received a dose of shoe blacking. Shoe blacking dominated. Insist on WIEDEMANN'S Ice Cream THE CREAM SUPREME Brick Specials for this week: Caramel Nut and Vanilla Fresh Strawberry and Vanilla Other Flavors, Brick or Bulk: Hi-Life Vanilla Chocolate Brown Bread Carmelberry Carmel Nut Chocolate Chip Black Walnut Honey Moon Sherbets: Sherbets: Mint Lemon Pineapple Cranberry It Costs No More to Have THE BEST Phone 182 Invitations to Everyone A snappy, red-hot dance with honest-tu-goodness music, cards and refreshments. Friday night at Robinson Gym. If you don't dance, don't worry. Card tables have been arranged in the southeast rooms. K. U. Dames Price: $1 Time: 9 o'clock Who do you think got the job? On the bench in the ante room sat two young men... each about eighteen...and each waiting to see the office manager about a job. One was a manly, self-reliant, well-dressed youth...the other's habits were revealed by his ill-fitting, badly pressed suit, wrinkled tie and ungainly shoes. If you were that office manager, experience and ability being equal...which would you select for the job? Of course you would! It Pays to Dress Well Every Minute Every Day Give the Little Girl a Treat DATE RULE OFF FOR "The Deluge" By the Kansas City Theatre at the Bowersock, Monday, April 14 Under Auspices of K. U. Dramatic Club "The Passing of the Third Floor Back" By the K. U.Dramatic Club Bowersock Theatre, Tuesday, April 15 Prices: 50c 75c $1.00 Reservations at Bowersock Box Office HEARYE! Student Activity Tickets Admit to Either—But not to Both Plays