THURSDAY, MARCH 27, 1924 THE UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN Official student paper of the University of Editor-in-chief Mary Wright Weight 2 Adam Frost Weight 1 Gabriel Gutter T. Gregson Nicole Gutter T. Gregson Sunday Editor Oleg Perman Oleg Perman Oleg Perman Oleg Perman Oleg Perman Almanit Editor I. H. Krusin Almanit Editor I. H. Krusin Hugness Manager___John Montgomery, J Katherine Stull Loka A. Robotelle Morgan H. Decker Harry Mowry Virginia Dunnie Francesca Ward Wade Kohlheiser Flye McDonald Oliver Ubrayast Derek Decker Lina Brown Rebecca Francesca Wade Kohlheiser Address all communications to THE UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN Lawrence, Kansas Phone—K-81, 25 and 66 Ran Daily Khaman aims to picture the undergraduate site of the University of Chicago, where he would like to imitate the way he stands for the ideals that define his university. To be clear, he is to be clear; to be objective; to be serious; to solve serious problems to water health; to identify students who ability to master the students of the University. THURSDAY, MARCH 27, 1924 Sigma Delta Chi says of its Gridiron iron banquet, "The Taptop Dome affair is going to sound like the wall of a flea in a thunderstorm in comparison." So they admit that they, too, are defrauding the public? If there was ever any doubt as to the supremacy of the Kansas basketball team, it was thoroughly and unquestionably displaced last night when the Champions won from the Missouri Tigers at Kansas City, 15 to 14. A FIGHTING FIVE Kansas had no right to win that game, especially since the Kansas City papers had already conceded the victory to Missouri. Belgard, that prince of misfortune, was out with a wounded hand, and Bob Mossy had not sufficiently recovered from his injuries to play. Even Phoen '12 Allen admired the man who was anything but bright; yet the crippled Jayhawks emerged from the fray with their customary one-point margin. The game last night was just another example of the fight and determination that has characterised Kansas play in all the games this season. Surely the world of sport will pardon us if we puff out our chests a wee bit and insist upon telling the world just who owns the Valley. Clarice says some profs are as hard to please as the guy who wanted to know what was wrong with the other sixty-six one hundredths of a widely advertised brand of soap. Two students at the University of Iowa recently played bridge continuity for 25 hours. And we thought college students were intelligent. INNATE HUMANISM With the political and government intrigue affluent in official circles today the people of different nationalities are forgetting the humanness of their foreign brothers. They deal in such great lengths of red tape and technicality that it becomes too easy to forget there is any personality behind these treaties and compacts. People have come to be almost machines, hating with a hatred built on misunderstanding and mistrusting with a mistrust raised behind the barriers of formal business. It is the love and the lure of the old traditional folk songs which remind them that after all most of the peoples of the earth are alike; that most of them are human. The Ukrainian chorus which will be heard in Lawrence this month will bring to its hearers just such a revolution. The part of Russia which is human, the part which possesses a heart will bring to the people of Lawrence their national old traditions and customs in homely Russian folk songs. Now ex-Secretary Fall's son-in-law has been forced to resign. These investigations are certainly hard on son-in-law. "An army of schoolmarmas, are wrecking their health trying to instill high principles—and by that picture he has poisoned the mind of every child seeing it," says an alumna criticising the film version of "In the Heart of a Fool." With poisoned children and prostrated teachers there does seem little hope for the future. A NEW NOTE William H. Anderson, for many years -superintendent of the New York Anti-Saloon League, today began serving a prison term for forgery. At least as Mr. Anderson does penitentiary uniform and exchanges his place in the active political life of New York for that of a manual laborer in Sing Sing, he can have the satisfaction of feeling he has done something original. Forgery has not been overworked this season. Bribery, misappropriation of funds, land and oil frauds, and corruption in office of all sorts, have been very popular among our prominent, public figures. Almost everyone south mentioning has been involved in some such charge. But forgery is a little different—a new note in the somewhat monotonous medley. And then too, Mr Anderson's conviction gives him an adddition, not many people are being convicted this season, either. He is to be congratulated. A Yale professor has discovered hat short exams are as efficient as ang ones. Aristides Jones wonders f the same isn't true of lectures. A big still was discovered at Leavenworth, recently, 40 feet under ground. Who says whiskey stills don't run dee, too? FOR WHAT REASON? FOR WHAT REASON? Bobby Leach is constructing a huge rubber ball fitted inside with a hammock arrangement and he plans to go over the Niagara Falls in it sometime in June. Bobby Leach has already gone over the Falls in a steel barrel; he has already made a parachute jump from the bridge over the Falls. He has escaped death by some miraculous power in his last two attempts at what is usually considered the impossible. He has conquered so far—but to what ends? Has he made a single contribution which will aid in the progress or benefit of the world? Has he added one iota of improvement to science, invention or engineering when he has gone tumbling down the Falls. Has he gotten more than a patry financial compensation and newspaper notority for the creation of an inventive brain? Wonder whether Al Jennings evan- pelistic or bandit traits will come to the fore as he testifies in the Teapot Dome investigation. Honduras is having another quiet little revolution. Wonder if any more O. Henries or Richard Harding Davies are in the making? Campus Opinion The budding young supreme judges and attorney generals who drape themselves in an overreaction hall have long had the undipended privilege of making every girl who is black a citizen. It is unthinkable that such a thing would occur on the public street. Universities, undoubtedly, are allowed laxity on the subject of "kidding." but there is a Limit to all things. It has not been resented. It has been considered rather a compliment. The female of the species was inwardly flattered at such attentions. But—when such an uproar as was let forth this feminine accent from the Laws, and their echoes are taken up by the Chemists, a block farther down, to the point of remarks more insulting than humorous, and a whole chorus, seventy odd strong, bellows forth "Eyes front! Here she comes!" It is no longer complimentary; it is surprising and humiliating to the test. OPPORTUNITY L. A. N. Master of human destinies and the Fame, love, and fortunes on my footsteps. with caterer and Folda I walk. I penetrate Desert and seas remote and passing by Herd and must and justice, now in the Middle Ages. I sleep, I pray, if floating claw before I tear away. It is the hate of fate, and they who follow me reach every state Married, married, married, married, but those who doubt or hesitate Condemn to failure, penury, and use meek and weakly implore 我 answer not, and I return more. I LOANALS Official Daily University Bulletin Copy received at the Chancellor's Office until 11:00 a.m. PEN AND SCROLL: All try out manuscripts for Pen and Seroil will be received only until Friday, March 28. Manuscript box on the first floor, south Fraser. Copy received at the Chamber of Commerce Vol. III Thursday, March 27, 1924 No. 138 Ubbers for the Ukrainian Concert on March 31 will be required to obtain uber's tickets. These may be obtained by personal application to University Marshal or by leaving self-addressed stamped envelope with a Uber card. The uberers will be assigned as for the regular University Concert Course. **J. J. WHEELER.** USHERS. UKRAINIAN CHORUS; New courses in applied psychology in education willstart immediately Three hours credit. Enquire at Education office. DEAN R. A. SCHWEGLER. Why Men Prefer Topcoats Tailored to Order There's the personal satisfaction of having a coat of correct fit, style and drape in an uncommon cloth and pattern. Then there's the added advantage of economy in that the cost is no greater than that of the common variety. Fine Custom Tailoring gives you choice of the smartest fabrics—imported and domestic—designed and tailored to your liking at a reasonable price. Easter Sunday, April 20th The order for that suit should be placed at once 1033 Mass. St. S. G. Clarke For This Month End A Sale of Spring Hats in Youthful Styles That represent much higher qualities than the price would indicate. The shapes are becomingly small and smartly fashioned from Canton Crepe, Taffetta, Milan Straw with new and clever trimming touches of flower, feather, ribbon or chenille— Fifty $7.50 Beautiful Hats There's an advantage to you in an early choice. BULLENE'S The Kansas State Agricultural College has secured Dr. Edward C. Elliot, president of Purdue University to give the commencement address on May 21st. The Rev. Dr. Gregory A. 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