FRIDAY, MARCH 21, 1924 THE UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAS Official student paper of the University UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN [lever jourg驿 scene in the Standard Oil tax case] STAFF Editor-in-Chief Associate Editor Campos Editor Sunday Editor Sunday Editor Spotify Editor Spotify Editor Almost All Editor Almost All Editor Mary Wright Aber Aber J. Lapp Mary Wright Aber Aber Gilbert R. Smith Smith Waffles Waffles Carris Stuff Carris J. Lapp Lapp Business Manager...John Montgomery, Jr. Board Members Katherine Stoll Flord McClendon Lola A. Robinson A. E. Browne Ward Ward Paul L. Harmon Dorothy Dilawa Harry Murray Francese E. Wilson Francese Elswirk The Daily Kinner aims to picture the undergraduate student in the classroom rather than merely讲课; the teacher by standing for the lecture room; to be clean to a degree; to be careful to his own safety; to arrive early to arrive serious problems to handle hands; all to help him understand the utility of the University. Address all communications to THE UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN Lawrence, Kentucky. Phone.-K. U. 25 and 66 FRIDAY, MARCH 21, 1924 Judging from the number of fraternities using Japanese decorations for their spring parties, the "yellow peril" must have struck the University. Howdy, Kansas high school students! Welcome to K. U! Our doors are open and the latch koy is out. Step right in and make yourselves at home. It is with honest-to-goodness sincerity that the University extends her hand today in greeting to you forty high school basketball teams which are coming here for the state tournament. For seventeen years K. U. has been host to the championship teams of the state. She hopes to hold the same position for seventeen years more. HOWDY While you are here, guests, we of the University, want you to look our campus over. We want you to see our buildings and our stadium. We want you to hear about our school. In fact, we want you to come back next year or the next and be students with us. We hope you will like it. As the old Irishman says, "Shure is it'a a fife place." And it is Some how as we jingle the few small coins in our pants pocket, we find it hard to sympatize very much with "Babe" Ruth who lost a thou sand-dollar bill the other day. ABOVE ALL IS HUMANITY It was an interesting program that the Cosmopolitan Club gave last night. Although it was rider longer, it did not get tiresome because of the novelty of the numbers. But it was more than that. It was highly educational. Various nationalities gave a representation of some of the phases of their respective national life and culture. The entertainment however had a greater significance. It shows the development of a new spirit of cooperation among the nations of the world, especially among the students. These little shows and entertainments are the beginning or the prelude of the big drama which a deterred few such as the men who are members of the Cosmopolitan Club are to play on the international stage, for these men believe in the possibility of international co-operation and have as their motto—"Above all Nations is Humanity." No government official goes to bed these nights without wondering if he will awake in the morning to find his name emblazoned across the front pages of the papers as being connected with one of the numerous scandals. THE PLAY'S THE THING The cast of characters in the bck show is getting larger every day. Not everyone whose name is mentioned is up among the principals. Many are just, song-and-dance men who occupy the congressional stage while Fall, Doheny, and the other stars are making up their lines for the next act. The headliner for today is an called "Revenue Bureau Investigation," which critics predet, will run for more than a week with great success. Senator Councurs, who is managing the production, offers a very There are only about two people in Washington who are not hooked up with the big show. One is Senator Walsh, who has been so busy questioning vegetables at the heat that they have had no time to think up a charge for him. The other is S. J. Balley, Chairman of the Personnel Classification Board. Mr. Balley must be an honest man; at any rate he is immune to the disease that makes burrowacrs out of minor officials. The Classification Board has been the center of countless wrangles among government employees, and its abiltion has been augmented. Nothing more was said until Mr. Bailey appeared before a Congressional Committee and said, "I have lost all the friends I ever had, but I must tell the truth. I believe the personal classification board should be abolished." The committee was astonished, but gave Mr. Bailey a vote of appreciation, and an offer to join the big show and do a pantomime act with Diogenes. The failure of Henry Ford's railroad establish a historical precedent. Never before has the fliver won an argument with the locomotive. "BIG JAWN" LEVI THE news that John Levi, Haskell athletic star is to compete in the Olympic try-outs here in May should be of interest to all K. U. students, as well as to those of his own school, for which one of us has not been thrilled by his brilliant exhibitions on the gridiron? Althoughe Levi is best known by his football record which has earned for him a place on the all-American team, the big Indian is an all-round athlete. Among his (track achievements is a record discus throw of 136 feet, 8 inches, which is 14 inches further than the K. U. record made by Sandefur in 1921. If John Levi is selected to represent the United States in the Olympics overseas, he will carry with him the best wishes of the students of this University, who will have an interest in him second only to that accorded Everett Bradley. "Can Women Handle Freight?" asks the Star. If we may express ourselves, we'll look to say that they would be more efficient in handling the males. “Set a thief to catch a thief,” is the evident theory of the senate committee who have asked Al Jennings, notorious outlaw, to testify on some of the finer points of banditry. IN AN ANTIQUE SHOP Old tortoises with blocked bowl! Once vital with a lapping breeze That knew gays yight of survival On old Venation waterways; A chest of aminald and gold— The metal in an odd design Of passion flowers, a coronal Where letters of P and F entwine. A silver dapper in its sheath of silver etched with royal crest, an anap of steel that wink its fangs deep in a young Italian breast; a harp of turwished gold wastung a voice that known a fading poet like hulks of ships that be 'avot with only dreams of sail and mourn. I wonder if some musketeer Returns from old worlds to see His old arms hanging on the wall And, if in brave idoltry A housewife seeks her candlesticks In tears to find a prism gone, If monks and maidens and even kings Walk here in phantom joy 'till daun- —WHITELAW SUNDERS At The Theater By E. B. Lloyd The talent of the Coomplomat Club played to a great and appreciative audience in the Lawrence Memorial High School auditorium It was a varied and colorful program. Songs of the Americas; Indian, the East Indian, and the Indian were sung with equal care in effect. Outstanding features of the per- Official Daily University Bulletin received at the Chancellor's Office until 11:00 a.m. Copy received at the Chancellor's Office until 11:00 a.m. Vol. III, Friday, March 21, 1994 No. 138 FACULTY-STUDENT LUNCHEON; FACULTAD DE BASICON A lunchon is to be given at the Commons, Saturday, at 11:30, for the high school boys who are participating in the State Basketball Tournament. Faculty members and students are cordially invited to attend the event. There will be a brief program at which the Chancellor will speak and special music will be given. It is hoped that a goodly number of faculty members and students will be present. THE DEAN, DAVE OF MEN. JOHN R. DYER, Dean of Men FRENCH COMEDY: BACH COMEDY. Students of the Department of Romance Languages will present Alphonse Daudet's book, "Les Abens," Saturday evening, March 22, at 8 o'clock in the Little Theater of Green Hall. All those interested are invited. AMIDA STANTON, Director. ENGLISH FACULTY MEETING: ENGLISH will be a meeting of the faculty of the department of English on Monday, March 24, at 4:30; in room 207, Fraser Room B. B. D. OLEARY. performance were the stringed instruments, the solo by Miss Abrams, and he comedy, "Spreading laughter," which performed to perfection and were all scored several times. The Filipino musicians were especially interesting. The comedy, "Spreading the News," was well played and was very entertaining, although the players were mumble their lines on some degree. The singing of Miss Abrams showed rare appreciation and technique. The "Bell Song," a particularly difficult selection, was sung with considerable effect - by Miss Abrams. On the whole the entertainment was a decided success and the time effort spent by the Companion Club was an appalling one. The other who were not there missed one of the best performances offered on the Hill this winter. The Indian songs by Mr. Rhendi Sandhu were weird and rather unearthly as compared with our American jazz. On Other Hills The "hupa hupa" which was brought from the wilds of Chile to Paris promises to become a dancing Red and Blue Enamel brace. Juan Henn, a French artist, wrought the "hupa hapa" to France and special music was written for it by the blind composer, Rene Bauxeul. The dance consists of short, mincing steps with many whirls like a combination one step and hesitation walkz. The German ladies are wearing bright colored shoes this spring. Apple leaf green is in a new shade for summer and the purple parisian may also become popular. Coles Phillips recently acted as judge in a beauty content held at the University of Cincinnati. He won the case, "the best six out of twenty-four." JAYHAWK PINS Gold Filled $1.60 Solid Gold $3.70 The faculty at Ohio State University maintains that European students go to college in order to study under some great instructors that are more experienced, go to college because of "the new million-dollar stadium." The question of abolishing final examinations was placed before five prominent men at the New York University. Four bellesliterate students, however, two of these four thought there should be a better method for judging a student's knowledge, and hoped that they would have a fairer means devoted some time. I'M - A - JAYHAWK If you are, wear a Jayhawk pin The College Jeweler WANTED MAIL ORDERS Jewel Compacts The latest vanities by Morris, Mann & Reilly We Deliver 929 Mass. Phone 50 The man who buys a Stetson because of its style later discovers the long wearing qualities which make Stetson the choice of well dressed men—everywhere. STETSON HATS Styled for young men Have You Seen The "Foresome"? "Foresome" is a new four piece sport or town suit in plain Powder Blue or Tan. Two button straightline coat with ventless back. Full, loose trousers. Five-button vest. Plaid knickers to match. It's the smartest sports suit you ever have seen. It's in the window now. The delight in wearing fresh clean linen comes in having it done at the— Lawrence Steam Laundry "Clothes Cleaned and Pressed Too" faces, romance language and literature, sociology, English and biology, rounding out of the numbers. During its annual meeting here in English in the high school at Shinclare, f, 4, 0; C. Jacob, g, 0, 0; Hue, "Ham" Hamilton leading the assembly in the Rock Chalk. References: Edmonds, samples. Menesee (continued on page 3)