SUNDAY, MARCH 16, 1924 THE UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN 1 Stiff Competition at Kansas Relays Shown by Entries Games Jleges from Other State Accept Invitations to Attend Annual Eight Kansas colleges have already responded to the invitations to the court annual Kansas relay sent out by the University of Kansas, indicating that the competition among the entrants in the college class is going to be hotter than ever. In addition, several Missouri colleges have replied in the affirmative of several of them, like the Kansas schools, have sent in their individual entries for the regular college entries and the special events. The nass institutions which have reeived are: Baker, Abibuna, the Mangrove School in westwest and the two teachers' colleges at Maryville and Pittburg. Iowa colleges promise to be well represented on the Kansas cinders and Valley Schools Send Entrants In the university class, two big ten institutions indicate that they will and athletes to the Kansas games—Iowa and Wisconsin. Iowa took the title in the 23 relay games and Nebraska the two-mile race. In contrast,ourt valley conferences, inclusive of the Kansas Angies and Oklahoma U., have already ent, in their individual entries. Erwin of the Kansas Aggies will course, be the best special event when he competes in the cen- tury. Erwin won this event last year in a heavy track in 10.1 and can do on a good track in 9-4.5 Kansas Has Individual Stars Poor of Kannas, never defeated in season and a half of inter-college play. Worst in the high jump. Poor has done feet, 4 inches, and easily won the event in the '23 games on Stadium field. Crawford ofomega won the knee jacket, Abraham, ofka, U.K., took the broad amp with a loop of 22 feet. Three military academies and four colleges are expected to be much larger in number before the end of the month. Four schools in princeton City, Mo., will be seen incomprehensively. Attention by virtue of having won half the and the midyear last year. Social Happenings of the Week The annual Beta German was given by Beta Theta Pi, Friday night at A. U. hall. Each dance is a favor or novelty dance—roses, cards, and balloons beamed up the walls of the room are sent in unusual ways. Brightly flowered paper covering the long windows and set in frames encircling the room creates a very interesting center of the room, and a tapestry hung stage with Persian incense burners, made an oriental setting for dancing. Chaperons of the evening were Irs. Anna B. Shanklin, Mrs. W. Huddleston, Mr. and Mrs. Kochinger, Mrs. Phillips, Bartilleville, Okla., Miss Vela Tearle, Mrs. Elizabeth Edwards, house gatherer, Denn Agnew, husband and wife, Daniel Smith, W. F. Thompson, of Kansas City, Serd Holwig, Kansas City, Kan Paul Stevenson, Augusta, Harr turner, and Dean H. W. Arant, Dellia Chi gave an informal house dance Saturday night. Mrs. Etta Hotchkiss, house mother, was chaperon and J. C. McBride and B. Kendall of Topeka, William Staplin and Russell Hastings, were guests. A B. Gillikson of Lawrence, were guests. An orchestra from Kansas City furnished the music. Music was furnished by Johnhp Campbell of Kansas City, and decorations by Duane Lyons also of Kansas City. A four course dinner was served at Wiedemann's room at 630, favors of red and white breads and walls of the ball were eightly decorated with flowers and panels, while the ceiling was hung with Spanish moss. Japanese lanterns filled the room. Alpha Gamma Delta entertained with a dinner dance, Friday night at Eike's hall. MRS. Don Carlos, Dean and Mrs. R. D. Royer, Mr. and Mrs. C. E. Lindley, Mr. and Mrs. R. G. Patterson, Denn Agnes Husband and Mrs. O. D Lee, house mother, chaperoned the party. Guests of the evening were: Mr Boastful Maids Give Gridiron Banquet Once-Over, So They Say—Can They Do It Again They say they did. But did they? Once upon a time a banquet was held. It was a Sumptus affair with all the Trimmings and Garnishings which go to make up the Big Feed which is the Principal Event of the Indoor smoking Cake Peppers. Indoor smoking Cake Peppers. Listening to the Savings of the Chief Municipal Booster and Members of the Louge for Worthy Something Unique and Novel. They were Roasted, Panned, and subjected to Friendly Kidicide, based on them Individual Ecventures. And they At each plate there was placed the mans' epitaph which he had to write. It was his name and one of the Popular Professor of the Department of English warred of the emperor. "He killed a Student once, For using a Split Infinitive. The poor misguided Kid." And the professor cracked Nary a Smile, but his Fellow Victims in the Merry Panning laughed Long and Boisterously. Which goes to show that We like to laugh at a joke on the Internet. Anyway, the Epitaphs were merely an Incidental Feature of the Evening's Entertainment. Lulls in the Fun-Making are Conscience-built because the Medal is a tribute to the Medal for Being the Best Cusser on the Campus is recalled. The Leather Medal went to a Prof in the Department of His Majesty, the reader Car Gess. Abbit, to Proceed. The Evening went Merrily On. Jesters were Flying hither and Yon with little regard on the Wonek Shoulders they would Light. Jokes were Cracked, and the Shells fell Where they Would. Humor was Dispensed with a Lavish Hand. Even the Mem- and Mrs. Coy Patterson, Heleo looper, Gladys Vernon, Pearl Iguallis, Clarence Anderson, and Grace Ierritt, of Kansas City; Opal Pether video; Bakeer, Acrie Campbell, Lansing; Bennington; Dan Manning of Inks; Minnell Cowen, Sharon irpings; Fern Jewel, Sabeth; and catherine Smith, of Topeka. Pi Omega Pi gave an informal St. Patrick's day dance at Wiedeman's grill room Saturday night. The students were the chaperons, Irene Long gave a舞 at the internship. Programs in the shape and color of clover carried out the St. Patrick's Kappa Sigma gave its annual apache dance Friday night at the chapter house. The house was decorated to represent an apache den of Paris, with bright lights and lights shaded by lanterns. An apache舞 by Howard Smith and Marie Service, professional entertainers from Kansas City, was staged during the evening. Brick walls were adorned with an apache, furnished the music. Mrs. Marie Brunton, housemother, was chaperon. Harvey Jewett, Leo Roy Robinson and Jessie Sans, of Kansas City, and ten couples representing the Washburn chapter, were guests. Delta Upson entertained with a St. Patrick's house party, Friday night. The house was decorated in blue and gold, with the party and Clarence Hook of Lawrences, and Cecil Snyder, of Winfield, were guests, Iosiah Hart and Jekyll for dinner. Phi Beta Pi celebrated Founder's day by a banquet at the Kansas City Athletic Club, Saturday night. Kansas City alumni chapter, visitors from Nebraska and Missouri, and alumnaes of the state were guests at the banquet. Alma Kappa Lambda gave an informal St. Patrick's day house dance Friday night. Prof. and Mrs. A. D. Henderson were guests, and May Millsikin, house mother, was chaperon. Entertainers from Kansas City performed between courses and speeches were given by the president of the chapter and a number alumni. The women of Alemania fraternity gave in informal "Popcorn Ball" for the men of the organization Sutro, which was decorated with popcorn balls, popcorn strings and yellow and white balloons. The women wore yellow and white costumes to celebrate the gundom vorages were given. The Delta Up The house was decorated in green and white. bears of the Honorable Faculty of the University—those Few who were Lucky enough to Be Invited—joined in the Re-partage and Hurt humored Epithets and Colloquialisms at the Writers' Win, an putting the Stun On. Now, it so happens that Among the Uninvited Guests were two members of Local Chapters of National Sororities in Good Standing. By Silvia Bittencourt, In and Put One Over on Members of the Fraternity who were Desired of Keeping the Program of the Banquet a Secret. These two members heard—or any they heard—Everything in the Space of Time; but finally the Police came and Rudely took away. Whether they, the Uninvited Guests from Local Chapters of National Sororities in Good Standing—or This much has been Found Our- their Initials are H. S. and H. J. a- cause they were early Brougd of Their Catch because the two have Figured in Literary (more They are alleged to have Attended. They say they did. But did they? Now comes the Point: these same Twins Sworn they will attend This Year's Banquet. Uninvited. And the dea Fraternity Brothers swear back Vol- uminously that they Will Not. Do, Do, Do, The Treats are on the Fraternity. Here is some Encouragement to Them: there will be no Naughty Jokes pulled; their ears will become than they would be in Their Own Sorority. Plans for the second annual Gridiron Banquet, to be put on by Sigma Delta Chi, international professional security, are going rapidly forward. orchestra furnished the music. dr. Mason Bacca and Mrs. Cathleen Reverg, house mother were children of Dr. Dana wautomat was a guest. Mrs. Chester L. Shaw and Mrs. Franklin P. Frey entertained with a bridge party yesterday afternoon at 840 Kentucky street for six hours. Mrs. R. J. Duvall won the first prize and Mrs. Earl Potter won the conspiration prize. Guests were Mrs. Harry W. Frazee, Mrs. J. G. Schwebel, Mrs. C. F. Burcher, Mrs. D. Potter, Mrs. R. J. Duvall, Mrs. Charles Grabke, Mrs. Erret P. Scriven, Mrs. C. W. Reeder, Mrs. J. Griffiths and C. E. Tucker. The Tidal Institute of Liverpool has devised a new mathematical method of predicting the amount of tides. 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